Chapter 553: The Hobbit (5/5)

I saw that Li Wenguang grabbed the wrist of his part-time sister at once, and then said seriously: "I ......", before he finished speaking, Park Cao'e actually came back.

"Didn't you just go to the bathroom? Where the hell did she pee? ”

"It's over, Wen Guang has been discovered, hahahaha."

"Brother, what the hell are you doing?" Pu Cao'e looked at Li Wenguang and asked, but there was still a subtle smile on her face.

"Hurry up and confess to my part-time sister."

"yes, hahaha, hurry up and confess."

"You sika deer, broke into the lake of my heart......" Li Wenguang confessed to his part-time sister in front of Park Cao'e.

"Brother, what the hell are you doing, don't you see me here? How can you do this to other women? Park Cao'e looked at Li Wenguang and said seriously, and the audience in the virtual room laughed.

"That man seduced me."

Li Wenguang looked at the instructions in front of him and was helpless, this plot is simply bloody to the extreme, absurd to the extreme, no one can imagine the development of this story.

"She seduced me." Li Wenguang said with a wry smile, and then pointed to his beautiful part-time sister.

"Sober up, brother, if you continue like this, don't blame me for beating you." Park Cao'e raised her fist violently, ready to give Li Wenguang a hard beating.

At this time, Li Wenguang covered the camera, because the real ending was finally about to begin.

"Whew, I'm so tired." Li Wenguang took off his helmet again, his half-length hair was covered with sweat, he looked at Cao'e in front of him and smiled helplessly.

"Bear with me, it'll be over soon, and I'll treat you to something delicious when the time comes." Park Cao'e said with a smile, and then patted Li Wenguang on the shoulder.

"Got it. Next up is the last, right? Li Wenguang looked at the sixth small piece of cardboard handed over by Pu Cao'e and said.

I saw that it read: "Episode6, goodbye, Cao'e." It seems that this is really the end, and I finally have to say goodbye to Park Cao'e.

The two men walked out of the coffee shop, and Li Wenguang put on his helmet again. Put the cardboard in front.

"Wow, it's coming up again, it's 'Goodbye, Cao'e', it looks like it's coming to an end."

"Yes, will our dying love end in tragedy?"

Li Wenguang rolled his eyes when he looked at the comments above, this is definitely not a tragedy, but an absurd plot. It's absurd.

The two of them were walking on the street, and Park Cao'e looked at Li Wenguang and said, "Come and arrest me." Then he ran as fast as he could, his two little short legs moving as fast as he could.

"If I catch you, you'll die." Li Wenguang said loudly, and then chased after Pu Cao'e, and at this time they happened to see a long-legged beauty sitting next to them.

Li Wenguang's gaze turned to the beauty's lap, and the audience obviously saw everything with his gaze.

"Brother. What did you just see? It can't be that woman, right? Park Cao'e asked a little angrily, she obviously saw Li Wenguang's gaze.

Li Wenguang shrugged his shoulders. Then he picked up a piece of pink cardboard and put it in front of his eyes: "When she finds out looking at other women, please choose:

A. Oh, how can I look at other women, you must be thinking too much.

B. This is a man's instinct, no way.

C. Fortunately, you are not that kind of person, I heard that people with short legs live long. ”

Li Wenguang looked at the options above and laughed. Judging from the audience's urine, they will definitely choose C, or B.

"Choose C, it has to be C."

"Short legs have a long life, and Cao'e's life seems to be very long. Hahaha. ”

"Received information." Li Wenguang said secretly. Then the feelings brewed for a while.

"Cao'e, I really don't like that type of woman, because your legs are short, I like short legs, I heard that you can live long if you have short legs." Li Wenguang said with a smile.

Although Park Cao'e knew that she was acting, she was also very angry, every woman wants to have slender legs, and of course she doesn't like to be told that her legs are short.

"What do you say? Assi! Cao'e was obviously very angry, and even burst out with foul language.

"Got it, I'll live until you're paralyzed, and then spend all your hard-earned money." Park Cao'e said viciously to Li Wenguang, pointing her index finger at his face.

Li Wenguang couldn't help laughing when he heard her words, it's really funny, it feels very good to damage female idols, he enjoys these very much.

Park Cao'e walked in front after speaking, while Li Wenguang followed behind her, shooting her back, and the audience laughed because of what Park Cao'e said just now.

"Don't follow me." Park Cao'e glared back at Li Wenguang angrily, and then ran.

Li Wenguang's legs were much longer than those of Park Cao'e, so he quickly caught up with her, and at this time Park Cao'e gasped and said, "For the sake of your handsomeness, spare you once." ”

"Poof! Li Wenguang is just averagely handsome. ”

"Yes, that's too exaggerated, he's not Yuan Bin, he shouldn't forgive him."

"Brother, my leg hurts, can you sit here for a while?" Pu Cao'e looked at Li Wenguang and asked, pointing to the long wooden chair beside them.

Li Wenguang and Park Cao'e sat on the bench, and at this time Park Cao'e said to him: "Brother, can you let me lie on your lap?" ”

Hearing this, Li Wenguang panicked slightly, because this is not in the script, if Hani and the others see this scene, what will he do?

But before he could refuse, Park had already pillowed her head on his lap, and the audience became excited about it.

"Ahh

"What shampoo did you use, how did it smell weird."

Li Wenguang grabbed Pu Cao'e's ear with his hand and said, "Hey, hurry up, don't make trouble, my mother is watching." ”

"Isn't Wenguang's mother in China? How can you watch MLT? ”

"This guy seems to be weak-hearted, does he have a girlfriend, and he is afraid that his girlfriend will see all this?"

"Brother, what do you mean?" Pu Cao'e seemed to be very angry and said, obviously she didn't expect this guy Li Wenguang to be so ruthless.

"It's not interesting, by the way, I want to invite you to watch a movie." Li Wenguang said with a smile at this time, and then pushed Pu Cao'e, who was close, away.

"Okay, what's that movie?" Park Cao'e asked with a smile.

Li Wenguang took out his mobile phone, and saw that there were three movies on it: "The Hobbit (Shorty, Mocking Cao'e Dwarf): The Battle of the Five Armies, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The Hobbit: The Ruins of Smaug." (To be continued......)