Chapter 42: The Great Reversal
Double pupils, that is, double pupils, that is, there are two pupils in one eye, in ancient mythology, it is recorded that people with double pupils are generally saints, and the double pupils are "one eye and two eyes", ancient physiognomy believes that the double pupil is a different phase, auspicious phase, symbolizing auspiciousness and wealth, and it is claimed that there are only eight people in history who are truly heavy pupils: Cangjie, Yu Shun, Jin Wengong, Xiang Yu, Li Yu, Gao Yang, Lu Guang, and Yujuluo. The function of the double pupil is unknown, but it is said that the simplest and most direct function is: hell. ――The above is from "A Good Child Must Not Know the Encyclopedia of Supernatural Knowledge"
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Nian Cangsheng plucked the empty spray bottle in his hand, looked up at the vent, Xu Mingming also looked up in the same direction blankly, and saw that the vent was slowly conveying the natural wind, exchanging the dull air in the room with jiā.
It was a hot and dry weather right now, so the wind in this vent was quite strong, and just now Nian Cangsheng sprayed lun at the vent, and the vaporous water mist in the bottle of spray was suddenly blown away by the breeze of the vent, like a huge net slowly sprinkled down the whole house.
I was no exception, seeing several layers of mist splashing on my face, I only felt a little cold, my nose itched, and I almost couldn't help sneezing. I wondered róu róu nose, the tip of which was a little wet with mist. Looking back at the others, the otaku uncles were immersed in the warm eye contact with the NV waiters, and they didn't notice anything about this iǎā song.
What is this plug-in guy doing? I looked at him strangely, wanting to ask, but I didn't know that suddenly there was a series of screams in my ears!
"Ahh Yes!! There's a ghost—"
"Oh my God! No face...... How come you don't have a face! Help......"
"Hundred ghosts walk at night! It's a ghost in the night walk of a hundred ghosts...... Bodhisattva help—"
Turning his head suddenly, he saw a group of otaku who were sitting on the sofa soft chair with a happy face and enjoying the gentle service of the beautiful eyebrows, all of them have become extras in third-rate horror movies at this moment, and they have rolled down from the chairs, and what is even worse is that the wolf bèi fell all over the ground, and those nv waiters who were playing games with them or chatting softly and gently were stunned, and a few kind cutie waiters hurriedly ran forward to help these "masters", who knew that it was okay not to go, as soon as they approached, "Master." "They are even more like living ghosts, using both hands and feet, and running as far as they can.
"Don't come here! Don't come here......"
"Mom! I was wrong, how did I forget that this is Tsukimiya! Haunted Tsukimiya—"
"Help! Leave me alone--I haven't really held the hand of the NV kid yet, I don't want to die-"
I'm getting more and more confused, are these guys crazy? Didn't they just ask for phone numbers with these NV servants and waiters, why are they pointing at people's noses now and saying that they are NV ghosts?
Don't......
My heart fluttered, and I looked back at Nian Cangsheng.
"Five minutes." Nian Cangsheng sighed and stretched out a palm, "Did you react after five minutes?" ”
“…… The double pupils you just talked about...... It won't be the ...... in your own eyes."
Nian Cangsheng said lightly: "That's right, it is the tears in my eyes, that is, the double pupil water, the most convenient medium recorded in the Ling family's classics to show and fix the soul body." ”
"Twin eyes can see ghosts...... That means this group of NV kids...... Are they all ghosts? "I'm still a little unconvinced.
"Ghosts are not, they are just a hundred ghosts and a group of mourning gods." Nian Cangsheng shook his head.
"Hyakki? Pay the mourning god? "I think Nian Cangsheng can always say a bunch of strange terms.
Nian Cangsheng looked at the group of innocent NV children and said: "According to the legend handed down from ancient Japan, on summer nights, you can often see a hundred ghosts strolling on the streets, and there is a painter Toriyama Shiyan who copied the appearance of this group of demons in the form of a picture scroll and preserved it, the so-called hundred ghosts, in fact, it is not necessarily limited to a hundred monsters, but it is generally called ......."
"But how can there be a hundred ghosts here?" I hurriedly interrupted the rambling nonsense of Nian Cangsheng.
“…… Let's talk about this again, hehe, it's really interesting, it's getting more and more interesting to hide the hundred ghosts in the downtown in this way......" Nian Cangsheng didn't answer me, just looked at those NV children quietly, his eyes flickered, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
I gasped and looked at the group of NV children, all of them had better faces and bumpy figures, and no one would believe them if they said that they were actually a group of ghosts.
"That's not right!" I suddenly thought, "I also got the double eye water you sprayed just now, but why don't I see that they have changed?" ”
Nian Cangsheng looked at me with an idiot-like expression, and only after half a sound did he shake his head and said, "Alas...... How do you want me to say hello? The so-called double pupils, this reward is the twin reward of the Taiping Yulan mission, I have it, and you also have it. So these eyes don't do anything to you, do you want to see spirits? It's actually very simple, I'll teach you well......"
Before I could answer, I heard a loud "boom", and following the reputation, it was the group of otaku "owners" who had been frightened finally gritted their teeth and overcame their fear, and they worked together to lift a marble countertop and throw it out, smashing the glass window facing the street. The masters shouted, and quickly got out of the broken dòng, and scattered like birds and beasts.
"iǎ子!! What the hell do you want?! Xu Mingming's beautiful voice has changed tone at this moment, and her eyes seem to be about to erupt with fire, looking like she is going to devour me and Nian Cangsheng alive.
Nian Cangsheng still looked like a bamboo in his chest, he sat down slowly, and said, "Now, how long is it until the end of the gambling contract?" ”
“…… 1 minute! Xu Mingming snorted.
"Good. So, how many guests are you pulling on your side now? Nian Cangsheng looked at her with interest with his hands and ten fingers.
"You!" Xu Mingming stomped his feet and said angrily: "Aren't those guests just now the guests we brought here!" ”
"Really?" Nian Cangsheng raised his eyebrows and looked at Xu Mingming: "Then may I ask, where are the guests now?" ”
Xu Mingming was stunned, and then said angrily: "Didn't you stir up the ghost and let Nòng go!" Doesn't that count? ”
Nian Cangsheng clapped his hands and said, "Okay, then even if they are guests you brought in." However, the so-called guests need to consume and pay in order to be considered guests in the real sense, so may I ask, among the guests you have brought here, have they paid the bill? ”
Xu Mingming: "......"
Nian Cangsheng shrugged his shoulders, and suddenly took out a crumpled 1,000-yen bill from his jacket pocket and handed it to me: "Uncle, a cup of coffee, thank you." ”
I took it in a daze, and Nian Cangsheng picked up the cup of coffee from a previous "master" in front of me and took a sip of it comfortably.
“。 We pulled a guest and spent 1,000 yen, so - 1:0" announced with a finger stretched out.
Me: "......"
"Y-You're cheating!!" Xu Mingming finally broke out, waving his fist, and the group of NV servants beside her also loudly reprimanded Nian Cangsheng's shameless behavior.
"First of all, there is no rule in the business hall that you can't be a guest," Nian Cangsheng looked at Xu Mingming with a mocking face: "As long as I pay, then I am a guest!" ”
Xu Mingming was speechless.
"If you say it's cheating, then you can do the same!" Nian Cangtian smiled shamelessly and said to the NV servants of the warblers and Yanyan.
"Good!" Xu Mingming was overjoyed, and he also took out a 10,000 yuan bill from his pocket according to the gourd drawing, handed it to the NV waiter beside him, and said with a price in his mouth: "I want it too, I want a cup too...... No! I want 10 cups of coffee ......"
"Dear Sister Xu Mingming, the thirty-first direct inheritor of the Xu family, I want to remind you that the guests of the so-called NV Servant Coffee Shop should be limited to male guests!" Nian Cangsheng reminded Xu Mingming in that tone of immortality.
"You! …… Who, who said it! Who said that the NV Servant Coffee Shop does not serve the NV Servant Guest! Xu Mingming was furious.
Nian Cangsheng clapped his hands, pointed to the signboard at the entrance of Mén and said, "Please follow me: Yuejianya NV Servant Cafe." Because the signboard states that Tsukimiya is an NV servant café, it is limited to male guests, and if it is a NVìng guest......"
"Who says no! According to you, there is nowhere for the nvìng guests to go! Xu Mingming sneered.
Nian Cangsheng nodded calmly and said, "Of course there is, but it's not an NV servant coffee shop, but a deacon café!" ”
Xu Mingming was petrified in an instant, and looked at Nian Cangsheng dumbfounded.
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Note: The rise of housekeeping in Japan began in 2006, and when otaku were "cured" in NV servant coffee shops, "deacon coffee shops" serving NV were also gradually emerging. By 2008, many luxurious deacon coffee shops had opened in the center of Ikebukuro, which is known as the "Oktaku NV Mecca", and it became a hit. In contrast to the NV Servant Cafes that crowd around Akihabara, the waiters at the Deacon Cafe are all handsome guys in tuxedos, and there are different YE men for customers to choose from. - The above is from "The Popular Sacred Book that Good Boys Must Know"
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"Hmph...... It's just that the owner of the Hundred Ghosts Night Walk is trying in vain to reverse the covenant concluded by the Yang Master, kill the living stones, and make the people in front of the emperor...... Do you really think it's so easy to let a hundred ghosts sneak into human life? Otaku Culture...... It's not that simple! Nian Cangsheng threw away the half-sipped coffee, stood up, stared at Xu Mingming's eyes and said, "Excuse me, how long is it until our gambling contract ends!" ”
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