005. Square Show
Sogang University, dormitory 525.
After taking a bath for Xiao Huang, Jiang Yiming took out a hair dryer that he hadn't used for a long time and dried the wet cat hair on his body. After some movements, Xiao Huang's cat appearance has changed greatly, and a brilliant cat hair is draped on her body, which is much cuter, and it can also attract the attention of girls even more.
Liu Jiangliang pushed open the door and came in, and saw Jiang Yiming training Xiao Huang to follow instructions, advancing and retreating for a while, jumping on the spot and turning over three hundred and sixty degrees all of a sudden. Curiously asked, "Ah, Jiang Yiming, what are you doing here?" ”
"What to do? He had a whim and wanted to make money from this yellow cat performance. You said that he fell into the eyes of money, just fed a little cat food, and then desperately squeezed the animals, I can't stand it. Duan Yongming watched Xiao Huang being trained for a while, and he felt sorry for this yellow cat.
After watching it for a while, Liu Jiangliang also fell in love with this very obedient yellow cat, and said: "It's okay, this cat also understands human words too well, understands everything, and doesn't need to train anymore." ”
Jiang Yiming also felt that it was almost over, stopped, poured out a small pinch of cat food to feed Xiao Huang, and stroked its head with his hand, and praised it while feeling the smooth and supple cat hair: "Good job, reward you." ”
Meow! Xiao Huang leaned his neck, half-squinted his eyes, and rubbed his little head on Jiang Yiming's hand, very well-behaved and cute. This posture was very eye-catching, and even the big man Liu Jiangliang who was standing on the side was red-eyed, and couldn't help but say, "Come on, let me touch it." ”
Just after Liu Jiangliang's hand stretched out, Xiao Huang changed his well-behaved, the hair on his neck exploded, a pair of yellow cat eyes shone with a fierce light, and a low warning sound came out of his throat.
"I'm scared to death, this cat is too recognizable, can't even get close!" Liu Jiangliang hurriedly retracted his palm, with an overly frightened expression.
Jiang Yiming didn't expect Xiao Huang's vigilance to be so high, and explained to Liu Jiangliang while appeasing him: "Xiao Huang was a stray cat before, I'm afraid he is very wary of people, so don't get too close for the time being." ”
After the episode, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon, the sun had set in the west, and the temperature was no longer the oven at noon, and it was a good time to perform. Jiang Yiming found an old hat and set off with Xiao Huang, and Liu Jiangliang gave up playing LOL and followed.
"Go to the love square, there are a lot of couples going in the afternoon, don't worry about the flow of people. If they attract the love of girls, the men around them will definitely not care about a little money. Liu Jiangliang offered advice.
Jiang Yiming was as good as a stream, and led Xiao Huang to the Love Square. As its name suggests, it's full of couples, strolling hand in hand under the shade of the trees.
"It looks ordinary here, and there is no special landscape, why does it attract so many guys who show affection?"
Liu Jiangliang said in a smug tone from someone who came over: "Ha, you are so unromantic, no wonder Lan Yueying wants to break up with you." Isn't it a good place to confess if you look at such a large square? Put heart-shaped candles on the ground, with big flowers, which girl will not automatically throw herself into your arms! ”
"Is this how you caught up with Lin Xiaojuan?" Jiang Yiming looked at his smug expression and asked. Jiang Yiming has seen Lin Xiaojuan, a soft and weak, very delicate girl.
"That's pretty much it, I advise you to learn from me once, and it's absolutely no problem to find a girlfriend again."
Jiang Yiming ignored it, now for him, the cultivation of the druid is the most important, and the matter of his girlfriend is at will.
"It's your turn, perform well and make a lot of money! When we have money, we go outside and rent a house instead of being crowded in the dormitory. Jiang Yiming didn't care if Xiao Huang could understand it, anyway, it was transmitted to it like this.
"Come and see the smartest kitten in history perform, take a look and take a look, don't see the loss!" Jiang Yiming shouted at the couples who passed by, if he hadn't gone out to find an internship, he would never have dared to open this mouth.
"I'm rubbing, I didn't expect you to be so bold!" Liu Jiangliang asked himself if he didn't have the courage to put down his body like Jiang Yiming, could it be that he would become a living person after seeing a circle in society?
Under Jiang Yiming's instructions, Xiao Huang performed very hard, standing upright, rolling, backflipping and other eye-catching movements non-stop, which soon attracted a large number of couples to watch.
"Wow, this kitten is so smart, he really understands instructions! Even the backflip is done, it's so cute. ”
"Hey, I'm Lingling, come to Love Square to watch a good show, a cat is juggling."
"Don't push me from the people in the back, don't you see I'm recording? Send to micro. The letter envied those who died. ”
"Husband! The day after tomorrow, I have a birthday, can you give me such a smart and obedient kitten? A woman took her boyfriend's arm and sneered.
"Ah, there are very few unique cats like this, why don't you ask for another one?" The man grimaced.
"No, this year's birthday gift is like this, I don't want anything in exchange." The woman persevered.
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Jiang Yiming saw the exclamations coming out of the mouths of the surrounding crowd endlessly, and knew that this performance was half successful, and the remaining half was to collect money. So he walked around the crowd with his old hat.
One-yuan coins, five-yuan banknotes, ten-yuan blue banknotes, the largest even fifty green banknotes, the harvest in the hat made Jiang Yiming smile from ear to ear, this is really a good way to make money!
"Brother, do you sell this cat? I'm out of three hundred! ”
"Three hundred, you're like buying such a smart kitten? I'm out of five hundred! ”
"I'm cute, if only this kitten were mine. Hey, do you sell this cat? ”
Jiang Yiming heard too many requests to buy cats when he was collecting money, and his reply was always "not for sale". Not to mention that this yellow cat has been designated by him as a druid's partner, and because of its earning power, it must not be sold with a hammer.
Chirping! A blue roadster stopped, and a very manly guy stepped down, looking very handsome against the backdrop of proper clothing.
"Wow, that's handsome! If such a person comes after me, I will definitely agree. ”
"Don't think about it, I heard that he is pursuing Chen Xi, can you compare with Chen Xi?"
"Isn't this Lu Zi'an, the number one girl pickup master on campus, what is he doing here?"
"This is Lu Zi'an, the first school grass in the school? It's a bag, I heard that there is a Donghu Group at home, and it's very rich. Bundles of money are smashed down, what woman doesn't bow her head? ”
Lu Zi'an was very famous, and as he spoke, everyone around him fell silent, wanting to hear what this legendary man was going to do.
"I fell in love with your cat, 10,000 yuan!" Lu Zi'an said domineeringly, with great certainty in his words, without any doubt that the cat owner opposite would refuse his proposal.
Jiang Yiming, who was stared at by dozens of pairs of eyes, said very seriously: "Don't sell it." ”