In the past few days, the Sun River Ranch, which has been being concerned by the outside world, has once again come with a strong news: the Sun River Ranch has been surprised by the super pig monster!

Although Qin Yi did not deliberately publicize the matter of the big wild boar, he never thought of concealing it, so the spread of these things has always been a laissez-faire attitude, and his idea is: The media reports casually, as long as you don't come to disturb my life!

In fact, after eating wild boar and drinking bone broth that day, he had even forgotten about it!

Life has returned to its former leisurely life, fishing, grazing, taking family and friends to swim in the Sun River, playing kayaking, and even making a small toy for the children on the lawn is also a very comfortable time.

But he was comfortable, and the outside world was in an uproar, and many photos of the big wild boar were circulated from whom, and the newspapers and the Internet were full of hot broadcasts about the super pig monster!

The discussion among netizens is even more varied, including foodie groups who care about the taste of big wild boars, experts and scholars who analyze the mystery of the size of big wild boars, animal protection associations that call for banning hunting, soy sauce players, and passers-by

All kinds of people and others are arguing endlessly on the Internet, making a lot of noise, bringing a lot of jokes to the bored American masses every day.

Many reporters rushed to Augusta in a vain attempt to interview Qin Yi, but Qin Yi was "busy", how could he have time, so he couldn't see Qin Yi, and a reporter retreated to the next best thing, and found the farmer Clyde who was involved in the matter by inquiring.

"Yes, yes, lucky that I was there that day! Ha, I saw the envy in your eyes, okay. It's a good feeling! Ah, well, let's talk about what happened that day."

Clyde was still a young man, and he still retained his yearning and admiration for some brave deeds, and at this time he happily and proudly showed off what he had seen and heard that day!

But the reporter learned that Qin Yi had been chased by a big wild boar. Immediately, there was a look of surprise: "Wow, Mr. Clyde, is this true, Mr. Qin was chased by a big wild boar and hid in a tree?" ”

"Oh, damn it, do journalists always pay attention to these one-sided things? That's a monster that's over 1.7 meters, no, more than 2 meters! Do you want to compete with it, it's an idiot to wait for it to crash into it. Even if Captain America comes, he will have to climb a tree! ”

Clyde's face flushed with excitement, and he was a little angry at the reporter's out-of-context quotes, and finally emphasized: "Damn, what is the concept of two meters high at the shoulder, a big strong bull would not dare to collide with a wild boar!" If you were there at the time, I am afraid you would not even have the courage to escape, you know, Yi Ke fired several shots! Okay, okay. It's a waste of time for me to refuse to continue talking to you. I knew I should have gone straight back to the farm after drinking this cup! ”

After saying that, Clyde took half a glass of beer and drank it all, wiped his mouth, picked up his cowboy hat and got up and left the cowboy bar, not looking at the embarrassed reporter again!

As for politeness?

To hell with damn politeness, such idiots. Not giving him a punch is a sign of sanity!

It's only to blame this idiot reporter for trying to discredit Qin Yi verbally, don't you know that Augusta is Qin Yi's base camp?

At this time, the cowboys or local residents at the nearby tables also looked at the reporter with malicious intent. There are even two tall and bearded big men, who are already gearing up and eager to try!

Seeing this situation, the photographer hurriedly glanced at the reporter and scolded his partner for being an idiot: as a reporter in Montana, he didn't know Mr. Qin's prestige in Montana, damn it, he must have been stunned by the chick in the motel on the road!

Fortunately, the reporter is not really an idiot, seeing the attitude of the cowboys, he immediately reacted, damn it, he tried to arrange Mr. Qin in vain, isn't this looking for death?

It's all to blame on the damn professional habits, and that chick in the hotel!

But that chick is so good, I don't know if I can meet it in the future!

Thinking of the beautiful chick, the reporter was a little distracted, and inevitably showed a trace of obscenity, and saw the photographer kick it over!

"Idiot, kick me"

The reporter stood up suddenly, and just wanted to question the photographer, but saw that a few cowboys at the opposite table had already gotten up, and paced towards this side with a smile.

Fortunately, he was still a little anxious, and quickly held the microphone and said to the camera: "God, audience, did you hear that?" Super Pig Monster! Yes, it's true, it doesn't matter if it's one meter seven or two meters tall at the shoulder, it's an unbeatable pig monster! Think about what you would do if a wild boar about your height rushed towards you, which was to run away immediately?

Haha, a lot of people are going to pee their pants in fear, don't admit it! But none of our Mr. Qin fired a few shots at the super boar monster that destroyed the ranch, and then led the boar monster to run towards the big tree!

Yes, this is the strategy of our great Mr. Qin, he led the boar monster to run quickly towards the tree, turned over and jumped, and climbed the tree along the bare trunk like Spider-Man, what was the result? Yes, you guessed that right, haha, the boar monster crashed into a tree like an idiot!

Therefore, it has to be said that Mr. Qin is not only a successful rancher and vintner, but also a powerful hunter with both courage and resourcefulness! Well, I'd love to know if the boar monster's head hit a big bag, or hit a crooked nose or broken fangs? If you want to know, stay tuned for our follow-up coverage! ”

The reporter chattered a lot, and even he admired himself a little, but he couldn't help but scold: shit! If I usually show such a level, my current position is not the editor-in-chief, but also a gold medal reporter!

The photographer also gave a thumbs up, but he was also a little complacent in his heart, look, it's all kicked in this way!

After the report was completed, the cowboys had already surrounded them, listening to the reporter's call, and laughing strangely, but these words of praise for Qin Yi made them feel very satisfied, so they did not show any intention of hurting people.

This made the interview duo full of worries, Qi Qi breathe a sigh of relief!

But seeing that the cowboys were still surrounding the two of them, the reporter felt that it was better to leave early, this group of old-fashioned and ugly cowboys was really difficult to get along with!

"I heard that Mr. Qin's tourism project has made a significant contribution to local development, haha, Bo, I think we should report it!"

Photographer Bo's reaction was not slow, and he was interested: "Yes, yes, Mr. Qin is really a kind person, we should publicize Mr. Qin's contribution to economic development!" ”

After saying that, the two smiled at the cowboys flatteringly, and stretched out their fingers to the door to indicate that they wanted to go out.

The cowboys in a circle looked at each other, and they could see the disdain and smile in each other's eyes, and then, with their backs to the two cowboys at the door, slowly moved the half-person-wide passage

But even so, it made the interview duo overjoyed, at least there won't be a fist in the face, will it!

The photographer first carried the camera and carefully squeezed it out, but the reporter, who had just taken a step, turned around again, picked up his half glass of beer, and drank it in a few gulps, only then did he laugh again, shrink his head and get out!

Just kidding, a beer costs a few tens of cents, and the newspaper won't reimburse you for these costs!

Just when they went out, I don't know which cowboy muttered in a low voice: "I think I'm rich, compared to these so-called urban white-collar workers!" ”

The bar burst into laughter!

Qin Yi naturally didn't know what was happening in the bar, at this time, he was still in the ranch looking at the white-tailed deer who were dead and wouldn't leave! (To be continued.) )