Chapter 495: Don't tease yourself when you are fighting for your life (Thanksgiving Hua Ethereal Bell and Shi Bi Jia Geng)

There is an ancient saying that if you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools, and there is a saying that those who know treasure it, and those who don't know it will leave it.

The former said that if you want to win a battle, you must have good tools, and the latter sentence is that only people who can't use it don't have bad things, and the ancients said if they have nothing to do - yue, not ri! After saying so much, they often contradict themselves, and the cruel struggle in reality is by no means something that the ancestors can understand with a few words.

Chun Tao and Yu Hai both firmly believe in the unbreakable truth, and things are man-made.

A few seconds after Chun Tao threw the fast knife to Yu Hai, Yu Hai understood Chun Tao's combat intent, their opponent bandit system and Chun Tao's tacit understanding was not as high as Yu Hai, and after finding that Yu Hai was holding the knife tightly, he laughed heartily.

At this time, the bandit system felt that it had locked the victory, but Yu Hai and Chun Tao were ready at all times.

Chun Tao's mental strength is a little exhausted, she has just spent a lot of physical strength to save Huahua, and the large number of exchange goods also makes her feel tired.

She already had a launcher on her wrist, and that mysterious prop was also scattered, and now she needed Yu Hai to delay time, and the longer the delay, the better.

The two had no way to communicate, but Yu Hai had already thought of Chun Tao's plan, he held the knife and let the speed of the boat slow down, he stood on the bow of the boat, and shouted loudly.

"I'm here as agreed, do you dare to come out and meet you with your real body?"

Yu Hai, who was dressed in camouflage, was 185 tall standing on the sea, holding a handsome long knife in his hand, calm and calm, and he really looked a bit like a sea god.

However, in the face of so many enemies, Yu Hai's heart at this time was not as calm as he appeared.

This bandit system is indeed a system. There were props that could control so many people at the same time, and he had already observed anomalies up close.

There were many small boats, and there were many people on them, but everyone was expressionless, and they even stood in the same posture, like the living dead.

It is speculated that these pirates have now lost their sense of self, like marionettes, and there is only one mastermind to control their behavior, and that is the bandit system.

Yu Hai's shouting made the puppet head laugh.

"What qualifications do you have to negotiate with me? You don't think that you can cut me with that blunt knife in your hand, do you? Hahahaha! ”

Yu Hai was not annoyed after being scorned. Fingers slowly brushed the blade. The movements were all slow, he was not slow on his side, and the other party did not notice that he was deliberately delaying time, just followed his gestures and looked over.

"Have you ever heard of an ancient sword? There are 10 of them. What are they? ”

This kind of thrilling moment. Suddenly, unhurriedly, I said this. It feels like a TV series sees a critical moment and suddenly an advertisement comes.

As a super-scientific gangster system artificial intelligence, it was also emptied by Yu Hai's foolish head. Immediately after that, he listened to Yu Hai continue to stand in the vernacular.

"The tenth in the queue is called Chengying, and he roars out of the box and shocks the storm!"

A person who is not a chatter, suddenly incarnated into a joker at a critical moment, this thing of popular science will inevitably be regarded as a tease when others do it, Yu Hai is the best at serious nonsense.

Chun Tao almost laughed out loud when she heard him talking above under the water.

"What are you telling me about this?" The expression of the current bandit system is like this (??) Bean's eye

"Who are you, where do you come from, and where are you going? Have you thought about these philosophies about the origin of life? Have you occasionally reflected on your own life, the most precious thing for a person is life. It is given to you only once. A person's life should be spent in such a way that when you look back, you will not regret that you wasted your time, nor be ashamed of what you did nothing. So that when you are dying, you will be able to say: I have devoted my whole life and all my energies to the most magnificent cause! ”

"So, what does what you're talking about now have to do with what you just talked about?" The gangster system in the shadows couldn't help but quietly scan this guy's IQ, is this person's brain really fine, what is he talking about?

"Okay, we talked about the 10th of the top ten ancient swords last time, and then we talked about the 9th Chunjun, who is full of Lingwen, it-"

"Enough!" The finally enraged bandit system roared out through Wang Erniu's voice.

Let him go on again, and the dead will have to let him live!

Yu Hai felt that he had retained his strength, and if he was asked to talk about the core values in the old news broadcast, he might be able to directly talk to the bandit system.

Yu Hai's successful ink blot annoyed the bandit system, and also achieved his goal, he heard the voice coming from the second ship, Wang Erniu, it must be over there.

If you want to get rid of these puppeteers, you have to find the location of the original body first, Yu Hai, who has always taken the route of Brother Ku, made a cameo appearance in Tang Seng, in addition to getting the position of Wang Erniu's body, he also forced himself into a desperate situation.

The puppeteers of several small boats controlled by the bandit system surrounded the ships in the sea, they all had weapons in their hands, as long as they pulled the trigger, Yu Hai would definitely die!

Wang Erniu's chaotic brain at this time suddenly received the system task again, and this time what he wanted to rob was Yu Hai's life.

The time limit is 10 minutes, and Yu Hai will be killed, otherwise he will be punished.

He no longer hesitated, stretched out his hand, and was about to control it, when he heard Yu Hai roar again.

"You shrunken turtle, you don't even understand what I just said about what I just said, and you're embarrassed to call yourself a bandit? It's better to change the name to the chicken thief system! ”

Yu Hai has fought with murderous bandits many times, and he has studied such a personality very much, the more he surrenders, shrinks and trembles, the more rampant they become, and the use of a little agitation may have a different effect.

"Come on! Aim all your tattered weapons at your grandfather's chest, come on, shoot grandpa and me, so that the words I just said that you don't understand will become secret, the ancient sword, me, the dialectical relationship between the three complementary ones, you can't understand it, so there is a huge treasure in it, which can open the door to the last layer of mystery, and it will always be a secret, come on, come on, shoot! ”

In order to help Chun Tao gain time, Yu Hai's actions at this time seemed to be a different person. Contrary to his usual style.

Time passed minute by minute, Chun Tao quickly urged the props in her hand underwater, she felt that her hands had become lighter, this feeling was somewhat similar to the feeling that her mental power was completely empty after clearing the dragon.

Hurry up, hurry up, Yu Hai has been working hard to delay time in order to cooperate with her, don't drop the chain at such a critical moment.

Yu Hai's two sentences seem to be momentary and thoughtless, but every sentence. Every word. It's all aimed at a system with a bandit character, and every word is a trap.

As he himself said, Lao Tzu is an expert in exterminating bandits, and the law of his heart for these people. What is already ripe cannot be re-ripened.

Sure enough. The gangster system took the bait.

"Wait!" I heard Yu Hai say the last layer. The bandit system forced Wang Erniu to stand up.

"Want to know?" Yu Hai slowly rubbed his sword, a little bit, inch by inch. It's time.

"Say it, maybe I can keep a whole corpse for you!" All systems want to reach the last step, and the bandit system is no exception, but after traveling through a few spaces, I still haven't found anyone who can clear the level, so when I heard what Yu Hai said, the bandit system became interested.

Yu Hai just gambled to see if the knowledge base of Dream Chaser had a wide system of bandits, as long as he could bet correctly, it would be easier to fool around.

It seems that the dream chaser who can only watch movies and masturbate is indeed higher than other systems in terms of knowledge reserve.

Wang Erniu's reaction made Yu Hai feel reassured, as long as he bit the bait he threw down, the next thing was his personal flickering show, oh no, it's talk show time.

"Okay, where did we last go? Oh, remember, eighth, the eighth-ranked Ancient Excalibur—"

"Enough! Let you say things that break the limit, you don't say such nonsense! "There is a limit to the patience of the system!

It's strange.,The information it found.,This man who combines mental strength and physical IQ.,It's clear that he doesn't talk much.,How can this make it think of a childhood nightmare when it was still in the factory.,It seems that when it hasn't left the factory.,A set of artificial intelligence that was placed next to it without knowing what system is particularly capable of babbling.,The shadow brought by the tire makes the gangster system hate the people who are babbling.。

"Things have to follow the complete story line, we pay attention to logic, if you don't let me finish the sentence, how can I lead to the main point of the story?"

So, the bandit system, who was caught with his psychological weakness, was forced to listen to Yu Hai Anli for a long time The top ten famous swords of the ancients, listening to it were about to short circuit, Yu Hai finally finished talking about the first nine, he unhurriedly untied his marching kettle from his waist, and took a sip unhurriedly.

At this time, the psychological activity of the bandit system is like this: Rub, Lao Tzu neng kills you!

"You must be curious, why did I talk about such a big set?"

Yu Hai is like a cat teasing a mouse, and said slowly, in fact, he has been secretly paying attention to Chun Tao and feeling Chun Tao's spiritual power.

is getting weaker and weaker, and the daughter-in-law should be almost at the limit, but the sea is calm, which shows that her plan has not succeeded

The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!

"I've talked so much, but the first Xuanyuan Xia Yujian didn't talk about it, do you know where the divine sword that has been rumored to have ascended with the emperor is now?"

"All I know is that if you don't tell me again, what I want to know, I'll leave you in a different place!"

"How naïve! That Excalibur, it's right now, it's in my hand! Yu Hai inked for almost 10 minutes, and finally uncovered his baggage.

The warship far away from him has been observing the situation here with high-powered binoculars, although they don't know what Yu Hai is talking to the other party, but the people in the fleet clearly see the gestures made by Yu Hai behind him, they don't need support, don't send frogmen over.

He's going to go head-to-head.

If the system has aunt's blood, then the gangster system that occupies Wang Erniu's body will definitely spurt out a mouthful of aunt's blood at this time, why are you kidding me?!

Let's not talk about the nonsense that I have listened to for so long, and I don't say that the ghost sword you said exists, just say that you have crushed the high-tech IQ and fooled a knife that looks like a knife in appearance, and it is also a knife when used, and it is also a thing that can only cut animals and plants in the sea is sword

"Are you kidding me? It's a knife or a knife that can only cut sea creatures! ”

At this time, the heart of the bandit system was completely collapsed, and he did not hesitate to order the puppeteer to shoot Yu Hai, Yu Hai decisively jumped into the sea, the bullet crackled and fell on the water, and the recent splash had burst on him.

"I said it's Xuanyuan Xia Yu Sword, it is! You see that it is an ordinary ocean sword, that's because you haven't cultivated yet, so you will never reach the last step, if you don't believe it, you just come down and fight with me, and see how my sword with the number one ancient artifact can do you! ”

Yu Hai gestured twice.

Through Wang Erniu's eyes, the bandit system firmly believed in his own judgment, this is the knife of the ocean system, so what did this person do just now? Could it be that there is some great secret in this ocean system that can confuse its scanning?

"Don't dare to forget it, don't say it's a bandit system in the future, change your name to chicken thief, thief, are you okay?"

The bandit is most afraid of agitation, plus Yu Hai flickered as if it was the real thing, it also wanted to know if the weapon in Yu Hai's hand was as good as it boasted, Wang Erniu jumped down without thinking, and there was an extra big long knife in his hand, which was the one that made trouble on the beach last time!

This is a really good blade, made of cosmic dark iron, I don't know how many times faster than the knife of the ocean system, but Wang Erniu's own combat power is a scum, Yu Hai watched him take the guy down and guessed that this was made for him by the bandit system, not facing it directly, mainly dodging and hiding flexibly.

Fighting in the sea, it is very difficult to perform, the more Wang Erniu wants to hit Yu Hai's "sword", the more Yu Hai avoids him, the two of them fought for a few rounds, and suddenly Wang Erniu was shocked, and the bandit system, which had been diverted by Yu Hai's attention, finally noticed that there was a trace of spiritual power underwater.

"You're tricking me?!"

Yu Hai hooked the corners of his mouth, it seems that his daughter-in-law has succeeded.

"Yes, it's you who cheated! In these years, there are too many fools, there are not enough liars, who makes you have a touching IQ! ”

"Look for death!" Wang Erniu has been completely controlled by the bandit system, and his speech and demeanor are not controlled by himself now, his eyes have become blood-red, and his body has also emitted red light.

The bandit system wants to counter the host and open up the mental power!

And the domineering power was transmitted underwater, and Chun Tao only had a little bit of weak strength left, looking at the objects moving in the distance, supporting his body and planning to hide in the space, waiting for Yu Hai to clean up this group.

Suddenly, the backpack behind her became agitated, and the bag behind her felt the power from the bandit system, and began to move back and forth, this was the first time that Chun Tao didn't tell it to move on its own, and before Chun Tao could find a way to suppress the dream, the obscene image of the dream suddenly appeared in front of Chun Tao's eyes.

It can be seen that its energy is still very weak, and it has only absorbed a little bit of the spiritual power leaked by the bandit system, so its illusion is very empty.

Chun Tao's intuition is not good, how could this obscene dream in front of him wearing a big hurdle vest with a pull-up board suddenly appear, at this moment, its arrival, what impact will it have on the sea and Chun Tao's next gamble? ! (To be continued.) )