Chapter 112: You and I Have a Master-Apprentice Relationship (Second Update)
(Ask for a commuter pass)
After a while, Luo Tai came downstairs to Liang Zi's house.
Liang Zi's family lived on the second floor, Luo Tai looked left and right at no one, reached out and grabbed the window sill on the first floor, and climbed towards the second floor.
Fortunately, there was no one outside at this time, otherwise Luo Tai would definitely be regarded as a thief who broke into the house through the window in the middle of the night.
After a few clicks, he came to Liang Zi's window, stretched out his hand to probe, and sure enough, Liang Zi, a guy who flew away, even if he had closed the window because of the rain, did not latch at all, and the window could be opened with a slight pull.
Rotai opened the window and stepped into the room.
As soon as he entered the house, Luo Tai smelled the strong smell of wine, he frowned, and couldn't help but be a little worried, if Liang Zi drank too much tonight and was so drunk that he didn't know who was going to know, then Luo Tai's previous preparations would be completely in vain, and it would not be easy to wait for such a night with strong and extreme weather.
Slowly coming to Liangzi's bed, it was impossible for Liangzi after drinking to notice Luo Tai's arrival, Jīng was naked, wearing only a pair of boxer underwear, lying on the bed on all fours, snoring from sleep.
Stretched out his hand and gently shook Liang Zi, Liang Zi just snorted twice, and he didn't mean to wake up at all.
Now Luo Tai is blind, he has been pretending to be for so long, and he is about to see a good show, but Liang Zi is drinking too much today, this is to force Luo Tai to die.
Since Liang Zi happened to be drunk today, then Luo Taiso xìng will play a big one, so that Liang Zi can have a good addiction to apprenticeship.
Wrapping the beam with a sheet, Luo Tai took him in his hand, opened the window and looked out, and saw that there was no one around, so he immediately flew out of the window, and his toes supported the wall a few times in a row, and then fell to the ground silently.
At this time, the raindrops became lighter, and the wind did not know when it would stop, so Luo Taiti slipped through the beam and ran out as fast as a fly.
Liang Zi's family lived near Jingshan Park, and Luo Tai came out of Liang Zi's house, bypassed the brightly lit place, and climbed straight to a small forest on the side of Jingshan.
It's night, it's raining again, and it's pitch black in the grove, and you can only see clumps of branches, and the sound of raindrops constantly hitting the leaves in all directions makes this place extremely terrifying, like a ghost.
Luo Tai found a big tree, gently leaned the beam against the trunk, and then took a few steps back, looking at the beam still sleeping soundly from a distance.
The tenacious raindrops continued to fall through the leaves, dripping on Liang Zi's face, and after ten minutes, Liang Zi was finally woken up by the rain.
"Eh, is there a water leak upstairs?"
Liang Zi struggled to open his drunken eyes, instinctively looked up, he couldn't see anything clearly in the dark, and after wiping his hand on his face, he struggled to get up.
As soon as his body moved, Liang Zi realized that he was not lying on the bed at home, it seemed that he was in the wild?
Squinting vigorously and looking around, Liang Zi jumped up with a strange scream.
"Hey, these grandsons, knowing that I drank too much, didn't say that they would send me home, so they threw me into this field and ran away? Don't let me see them tomorrow, or they'll kill them one by one. ”
Soon Liang Zi found out that something was wrong, he didn't seem to be thrown to the side of the road by his friends because he was drunk, because he didn't have any clothes on him, except for a pair of close-fitting boxer briefs, there was only this wrapped sheet.
"Is this haunted?"
Thinking of the word ghost, Liang Zi suddenly felt chills all over his body, and his eyes no longer dared to look around, and leaned his body against the big tree beside him, Liang Zi couldn't help but put his hands together and began to bow around.
"All the great immortals, the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, I am courteous here, I Liangzi is not a bad person, I usually help the old lady cross the road, and I don't do less good things than holding children across puddles, no matter what I offended you all for, please also ask you adults to have a lot, let me Liangzi a horse, in the future, I will definitely listen to zhèngfǔ's words, be a down-to-earth person, live my duty, and never follow Qian Kang and Yao Yuan to fool around together." Tomorrow, I will find Aunt Sun of the neighborhood committee and go to the carton factory in the street office to paste cartons. ”
Luo Tai listened to Liang Zi's nonsense from a distance, but he had a trace of admiration for Liang Zi's courage, this is an ordinary person, Zhengxiang who slept at night, opened his eyes coldly, and found that he was not at home, and ran to the terrifying grove of yīn forest for no reason, not to mention that he could think of Liang Zi's poor words, and if he could not faint in fright, he could already be regarded as bold.
It's almost time to scare Liang Zi, and if he continues to play, Luo Tai is afraid that Liang Zi will really be scared.
With a cough, Luo Tai walked out from behind the tree where he was hiding and walked slowly towards Liangzi.
Liang Zi had already begged the local land from the Buddha of the West Heaven at this time, but when he heard the footsteps, he looked up, and immediately gasped, staring at Luo Tai with his eyes, unable to say a word.
Of course, Liang Zi asked God to worship Buddha because he really believed in God and Buddha, but in such a sinister environment, he had to find something to embolden himself, otherwise, even if the nerve lines were thick to the point of Liang Zi, the fear he should have would still not be reduced.
As a result, as soon as he begged the land lord, he came out from the depths of the bushes with a white beard and an old man dressed in ancient costumes.
Liang Zi looked at Luo Tai, who was getting closer and closer, his body slowly lowered, his legs became more and more bent, and he was about to kneel on the ground when he saw it.
"Grandpa Land, have you really appeared?"
Seeing that Liang Zi was about to kneel on the ground, and Luo Tai was about to open his mouth to act, suddenly Liang Zi grabbed a stone from the ground and threw it at Luo Tai with all his might, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Go to Nima, who the fuck ran here to pretend to be a ghost, do you think you can bluff your Liang Ye?" Sue you, Liang Ye is the first master of pretending to be a god and a ghost when he is young, play this sloppy eye with me, you are still tender! ”
With the stones thrown, Liang Zi threw down the sheets wrapped around his body and rushed towards Luo Tai naked, waving a branch that he had just picked up from the ground in both hands, which was a bit of a běijīng ape-man.
Luo Tai's steps did not stop, and with a slight tilt of his head, the sound of the wind on the stone passed by his ears, and it smashed into the tree with a thud, and then the ape-like beam had already rushed to it.
Luo Tai's legs were pressed together, his body was slightly sideways, and he let go of the branch that Liang Zi picked up, and then his footsteps slipped, and one leg was inserted between Liang Zi's legs, his knees shook left and right, Liang Zi groaned, his legs were forcibly opened by Luo Tai, his body was unstable, and he began to shake.
At this time, Luo Tai only leaned slightly against Liang Zi's chest with his shoulder, and Liang Zi screamed and fell to the sky, rolling in muddy water.
Luo Tai had four apricot kernels in his mouth, and his voice was naturally a little indistinct.
"This young man, your surname is Liang?"
Liang Zi was lying on his back on the ground, and by the electric light that flashed in the sky from time to time, he saw clearly the appearance of Luo Tai who was standing beside him and looking down at him.
"Yes, my surname is Liang, my wallet or something, the valuable things are in my coat pocket, you look at the way I look now, there is no place to put money on my body, what do you want?"
Luo Tai smiled: "The old man Kongtong Mountain hermit uh Pu Heavenly Man, a hundred days ago, the old man came to the cháo by chance, pinched his fingers, and calculated that the only disciple of the old man in this life should be on you, so I came to you to teach the old man a shocking innate martial arts to you." ”
Liang Zi lay on the ground and listened to a set of rhetoric made up by Luo Taixian, if it wasn't for the wrong place, Liang Zi wanted to hold his stomach and roll a few times, where did this come from? I can't make up a nonsense, what else is from Kongtong Mountain, why don't you say that it is a fairy from the sky?
Pouting, Liang Zi said disdainfully: "Dude, can we not be funny?" What's the matter, if I accidentally offended you brother before, then I'm here to accompany you, if it weren't for the grudge between the two of us, then brother, you are seeking money? That's really embarrassing, you picked the wrong person, I'm a little poorer than someone who asks for food, I've just had a full dinner, but I haven't figured out where to find breakfast tomorrow. ”
Luo Tai knows that it is not easy to convince Liang Zi of this kind of absurd thing, but don't forget, speaking of absurdity, is there anything more absurd than Luo Tai's inexplicable adventure into the world of movies? (To be continued.) )