Chapter 7 The most annoying blind date
At that time, Yu Xiaohu's sunny and handsome little face was blacker than the bottom of the pot, and he had the urge to cry, this was his first blind date, don't be so thrilling and exciting at the beginning.
Yang Lan saw the strange expressions of Yu Xiaohu's mother and son, and looked at the fat girl as soon as she entered the door, she greeted Yu Xiaohu with a familiar conversation, but smiled helplessly, and forgot to introduce it for a while.
Now that it has become an established fact, I am a little disappointed, this fat girl paper has broken into the sight of the mother and son, and she is also the niece of her best friend, so she can't sweep people's face.
The old mother has always maintained a dignified and demeanor and nodded slightly at the fat girl, knowing that her son Mo Ruomu, the mother hurriedly gave Yu Xiaohu a warning look at Yu Xiaohu, who wanted to blow up the hair and rebel, and asked her son not to be rude.
Feeling the female power in his mother's eyes, Yu Xiaohu suppressed the urge to slap his face and leave, so he had to put a smile on the fat girl's paper that was more ugly than crying, and said, "My name is Yu Xiaohu, what do you call a buddy?" ”
"My name is Yang Sutu!"
The fat girl reported her name with a big smile, and then picked up the coffee cup and said, "The first time we meet, we will be friends in the future, come, touch one!" ”
"Yes, it's going to be buddy from now on!"
Yu Xiaohu touched the fat girl paper, and felt that the coffee tasted very bitter, so he couldn't help sticking out his tongue and said: "But buddy, your name is really bad, Su Tu Su Tu, people and ghosts have different paths, it's rare to be confused!" ”
"Xiaohu, don't be rude!"
When the mother heard her son complaining about the name of a girl in a roundabout way, she knew what the kid wanted to do, so she scolded her.
However, Yang Sutu seemed to be a little simple, as if he didn't hear Yu Xiaohu squeezing her around the bush to find an excuse to leave, but still didn't care and said with a grin: "My father's surname is Yang, my mother's surname is Su, and my grandfather always said that it is difficult to be confused, so I have my name, how about it, do you have a history?" ”
Yu Xiaohu didn't want to complain, he didn't know if this fat girl was really confused, or if he was pretending to be stupid with him, he didn't want to be foolish anymore, so he drank the coffee in the cup, got up and said: "Aunt Yang, I'm sorry, I have something to do today, I have to go to my grandfather in the countryside fishing village, you talk to my mother, I'll go first!" ”
After speaking, Yu Xiaohu pushed the door and left, leaving his mother still sitting there looking a little embarrassed.
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"What a bad luck!"
Walking out of the café and walking on the commercial street, Yu Xiaohu took out the mobile phone in his pocket, took out a phone from the address book and dialed it.
only rang, and the other party answered: "Xiaohu, you are finally willing to call my second brother, have you returned to the South Island this weekend?" ”
Yu Xiaohu knew that Wu Han must be playing a mobile game or reading a novel, so he answered so neatly, so he said: "Second, is there any news in the school recently, the third and the eldest went out to contact the internship unit, is there any latest news?" ”
Wu Han and Yu Xiaohu are classmates, and they are also brothers who have lived in the same dormitory bunk for four years.
On the phone, Wu Han said in a mocking tone: "Recently, if we want to talk about hot news in school, it is natural that Zhang Yiyan, the school flower of our department, broke up with Zhou Dacaizi, the school grass of the Academy of Social Sciences.
After this incident broke out last week, Zhang Yiyan's flower messengers in the school were filled with indignation, and staged a full martial arts show with Zhou Xinlou and his gang, fortunately, the eldest and the third did not come back, otherwise this group of fighters would be indispensable to those two who are obsessed with Zhang Yiyan! ”
Speaking of which, Wu Han didn't mention it again, and said, "By the way, fourth, do you have something to do with me?" ”
Yu Xiaohu said: "Second child, you help me find the contact number of Professor Li from the school of our institute, I have something to do with Professor Li!" ”
Wu Han was puzzled: "Xiaohu, Professor Li seems to have only given us a public class in his sophomore year, what are you looking for him, do you want to apply for the old man's graduate school, I remember that the old man seems to be taking doctoral students now!" ”
Yu Xiaohu shook his head and said, "No, I have something I want to sell, but I can't find a way, so I want to ask Professor Li to see if the old man wants it!" ”
"What do you want to sell to Old Man Li, it's not a good thing, if you look for that well-informed and broad-minded old man, I'm afraid it's no fun!"
"A conch!"
When Wu Han heard this, he couldn't help but roar: "Damn, take a conch to fool Old Man Li, with that old man's hot temperament, you really want to smoke it, don't you?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, go and help me find contact information, I'll go to school now, it's my treat!"
"Well, since you're so confident, buddy won't hit you anymore, I'll see you later!"
After hanging up the phone, Yu Xiaohu planned to take a shortcut to take the bus.
There is no bus to Haida here in the pedestrian street, but Yu Xiaohu is from Nandao, he knows a shortcut, through a small alley, and then turn a corner is Zhengyuan Street, you can take a small bus.
"What are you doing, let go of that sister......"
When Yu Xiaohu walked through the alley and was about to walk through a cross corner to take the bus to the bus stop, suddenly a fresh and sweet voice came, as if there was a sense of déjà vu.
Yu Xiaohu was stunned, and heard that the sound came from a nearby alley, so he looked for the sound and rushed over.
Walking through a flower garden to the entrance of the alley, I saw a strong man in a shirt and tie holding the waist of a freckled girl, who was constantly struggling.
Next to them, another girl in a light black velvet top and Scottish-style plaid pants was shouting in a deep voice.
"Where did you come from, fuck me off, Lao Tzu taught me a woman, do your shit......"
The man in the shirt and tie put his arms around the waist of the freckled girl, leaned on his arms and cursed, and then his eyes were aimed at the girl who came to stop him inexplicably.
Just after looking at it, he was suddenly shocked, and his eyes lit up.
Then the tie man pushed away the girl next to him, put on his glasses, and replied to the Sven, polite look that came forward to talk: "I'm sorry, I was in a bad mood just now, and my speech was a little ugly, I hope you forgive me, what do you call a beauty, let's go have a cup of coffee together, make a friend, and I will apologize to you......"
I can't imagine that this tie man's face change is faster than a woman's change of clothes, talent.
The freckle girl who was strong stood aside and was left out in the cold, and couldn't help but be stunned for a while, she saw the tie man leave her to talk to the beautiful woman, and suddenly came over again, affectionately holding the tie man's arm, looking at the nosy girl passing by vigilantly, and said angrily: "I quarreled with my boyfriend, what does it matter to you, the dog is nosy with the mouse......"
If a woman is cheap, she is really invincible, and it makes people speechless, this freckled girl is a donkey who can't walk away and fights backwards.
However, this is destined to be a farce and will not cause any waves.
glanced at the girl who was still facing away from him and couldn't see the face, and suddenly felt that although this back was a little unfamiliar, it seemed to have a sense of déjà vu.
It's just far away, the farce has dispersed, and the girl has also walked into the alley, Yu Xiaohu felt that he might not be able to have anything to do with the girl, so he didn't pay attention to it anymore, and turned around and came to the bus stop.
Luckily, a minibus came to the bus stop, and Yu Xiaohu got on the bus and left.
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However, at the shortcut that Yu Xiaohu walked before, the girl who didn't succeed in meddling seemed to be familiar with that shortcut, and she seemed to be in a hurry with a box, almost a trot.
Jingle bells!
Immediately, the phone on the girl's body rang.
After she picked it up, before the other party could speak, she began to apologize: "I'm sorry aunt, I'm a little delayed, I'll be on the pedestrian street soon......"
While walking, she listened to her aunt's words a little absentmindedly, and the tone seemed to be a little resentful, and after the girl came back to her senses, she couldn't help but stop, a little surprised, and said, "Ah, the person is already gone?" ”
After hanging up the phone, the girl breathed a sigh of relief and said in a low voice: "It's okay, it's the most annoying blind date!" ”
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