"Ah......" A miserable cry came out of Xie Jingshun's mouth, and his hand that he had just held with Miao Xu also bounced away in an instant, and then the whole person jumped up from the chair, shaking his arm vigorously while roaring angrily: "You bastard, what do you mean?" I just want to shake your hand and show friendship, what are you doing with so much force? Crush my bones first, don't you? You did that, right? Even if I'm richer than you, even if I'm more handsome than you, even if you want to compete with me for Xin Xuan, you challenge me openly, maybe I'll agree to your challenge when I'm happy, why do you want to do it? You're so mean......"

Xie Jingshun screamed that it was miserable, and that was desolate, as if Miao Xu had really crushed his bones.

Bai Xiaochen was dumbfounded, Lin Xinxuan was also dumbfounded, isn't it just a handshake, is it necessary?

Miao Xu sneered, he wanted to crush the other party's hand bones, but with Bai Xiaochen and Lin Xinxuan here, how could he do such a thing as an honest and kind person, but he hadn't done such a thing yet, this guy exclaimed, isn't this obviously cheating himself?

This guy is not only obscene, but also very shameless, but since the other party wants to play shameless, Miao Xu will naturally accompany him to the end.

"Challenging you? You're not going to have a head jerking, are you? I'm a seven-foot man, how could I challenge a terminally ill and blind person? Miao Xu sneered.

"Terminally ill?" Xie Jingshun was stunned, and Bai Xiaochen and Lin Xinxuan were also stunned at the same time.

"Of course, you see that your eyes are blank, your eye circles are sunken, and your forehead is blue, isn't this all a sign of being terminally ill!" Miao Xu said as a matter of course.

"Impossible, I just went to the hospital yesterday for a check-up, and there is nothing wrong, how can you be terminally ill and blind, you are alarmist." Xie Jingshun sneered.

"Alarmist? Don't you feel that your palms are itchy right now? Don't you feel pain in your heart? Miao Xu also sneered.

Then Xie Jingshun's face changed, just because he did feel a strange itch in his palms, and his heart also had a faint pain, and the pain became more and more severe, as if someone was holding a knife and constantly cutting the surface of his heart layer by layer.

"What kind of disease am I?" Xie Jingshun somewhat believed Miao Xu's words, as a rich nouveau riche, what he was most afraid of was death, and now his physical symptoms were exactly the same as what Miao Xu said, even if he didn't want to believe it, he had to believe it.

"Fault!"

"Something wrong?" Xie Jingshun was stunned.

"Yes, if it weren't for your brain, would you slander me for no reason? Didn't you say your hands hurt? Why doesn't it hurt now? Miao Xu sneered.

Xie Jingshun's face changed again.

"Oops, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts now......" Xie Jingshun knew that he had been tricked, and shook his arm again, with a painful expression on his face.

"Brother, please pretend to be in pain and pretend to be a little bit, is it your left hand when you shake hands with me?" Miao Xu looked at Xie Jingshun with disdain, this guy's shameless methods are too inferior, right?

Lin Xinxuan and Bai Xiaochen turned their heads at the same time, you really saw Xie Jingshun holding his left hand and howling miserably, and they understood at the same time that this guy was really pretending.

Seeing the gazes cast by the two women, Xie Jingshun put away his shaking arm and showed an embarrassed smile: "Haha, joke, joke, just joking with this brother, it's really a joke!" "Difficult

Seeing that Xie Jingshun resolved this scene that should have been very embarrassing without changing his face, Miao Xu had a heartfelt recognition of this guy's shameless Cheng Dù, and turned his head to Lin Xinxuan and said: "Xinxuan, now you should see the true face of this guy clearly, this is simply a despicable, shameless, vulgar and vulgar nouveau riche, he is not worthy of you at all!" ”

"Hey, hey, what do you say? The young master is indeed a nouveau riche, but the young master is kind-hearted and pure-minded, where is it so unbearable for you to say? Xie Jingshun was furious.

"Then can you give her happiness?" Miao Xu pointed at Lin Xinxuan and said lightly.

"Of course, no good person like me can give her happiness, who can give her happiness!" Xie Jingshun looked as a matter of course.

"Can a person who can never get an erection give her happiness?" Miao Xu sneered.

"What do you mean?" Although I didn't crush your bones, I put a kind of sterilization Gu on your body, do you know Gu? Miao Xu continued to sneer.

"Neutered Gu? You...... What do you mean? Xie Jingshun's face changed completely, he didn't understand Gu, but he had heard of those evil and terrifying Gu techniques.

"That means that you won't want to have children for the rest of your life, in other words, you won't be able to get an erection in the future, just like those eunuchs in the court of the Dragon Court Empire era......"

"You're scaring me?" Xie Jingshun's face was in disbelief, but a flash of fear flashed in his eyes, it was more terrible than death

Ahh

"If you don't believe it, you can go to the bathroom and have a look..."Miao Xu was very sure.

Xie Jingshun was completely panicked, quickly ran to the bathroom next door, and then quickly ran out, his face was already full of panic, he ran to Miao Xu, grabbed Miao Xu's hands directly and said: "Big brother, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I am not Lin Xinxuan's boyfriend, I am her boss, she asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend, stimulate and stimulate you, the person she likes is you, can you help me get rid of this Gu quickly?" "Xie Jingshun is called a sadness, that is called a despair.

Was he really scared? I went to the bathroom just now, no matter how much he played with that thing, he couldn't get hard, it was soft, just like a little green worm, he was still so young now, and he still had a good time to pass by, if he really didn't have that thing, how would he live in the future?

As soon as he thought that the beautiful girls around him had lost the opportunity to be pampered, he had a feeling of pain and no tears, he knew that this guy was so ruthless, and where would he agree to Lin Xinxuan's request and really pretend to be her boyfriend.

Miao Xu looked at Lin Xinxuan in surprise, pretending? Like me?

Feeling Miao Xu's gaze, Lin Xinxuan's gaze was a little evasive, and he actually lowered his head shyly, and Bai Xiaochen rolled his eyes angrily: "I said it, if you want to talk about shamelessness, Miao Xu is invincible in the world, although President Xie is also very shameless, but compared with Miao Xu, it is too late to catch up!" ”

Miao Xu was a little depressed, is this a compliment or belittlement? What does it mean to be shameless and invincible? Are you that kind of person? But he also knew one thing, this guy was really not Lin Xinxuan's boyfriend, and what they did was to stimulate themselves?

Nima's, Lin Xinxuan really likes herself.

Seeing Lin Xinxuan's somewhat evasive gaze, Miao Xu also had mixed feelings in his heart, and he didn't know how to answer.

"Big brother, I really just want to do Xin Xuan a favor, she works in my company, and now she is the CEO of my company, as a kind-hearted boss, I can't see my subordinates sullen all day long, she really likes you......" Seeing that Miao Xu had no intention of helping him solve the Gu, Xie Jingshun pleaded again. His expression is very flattering, and he looks like a big company boss.

"Mr. Xie, don't talk nonsense, he won't do anything to you, Miao Xu, it's just a joke, hurry up and help Mr. Xie solve the Gu!" Hearing Xie Jingshun say this again, Lin Xinxuan's ears turned red, and he was a little embarrassed to defend himself.

Joke? Nima's, is there such a joke? Even if Miao Xu's EQ is not so high, I don't believe that there will be such a joke, does Lin Xinxuan really like herself? But why don't you feel happy in your heart, but a little honestly afraid?

"Teasing you, I just gave a paralyzing Gu just now, which lasted for a while at most, and now I have died naturally, you don't have to worry!" But whether it's a joke or a sincere fear in his heart, it has nothing to do with the guy in front of him, and Miao Xu naturally doesn't have to scare him anymore.

"Really?" Xie Jingshun was overjoyed.

"Of course, you can go to the bathroom again......"

Xie Jingshun jumped up and ran towards the bathroom at full speed, this time he ran out at a faster speed than just now.

"Haha, sure enough, sure enough, Brother Miao, you are amazing, you still have such means, brother, I was almost scared to death by you just now......" Xie Jingshun ran out with a smile, patted Miao Xu's shoulder, and laughed very heroically.

However, Miao Xu's eyes have fallen on Lin Xinxuan's body, Lin Xinxuan's heart is like a deer constantly jumping around, where do you dare to look at Miao Xu's eyes, even Bai Xiaochen's beautiful eyes are sweeping around Lin Xinxuan and Miao Xu's bodies, some are happy that their friends have broken this layer of paper, but in the joy, there is an inexplicable sense of loss and sadness.

In short, the atmosphere was very silent.

"Hahaha, serve, eat, I'll invite this meal!" Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was a little silent, Xie Jingshun laughed out loud in an attempt to alleviate the embarrassment of the scene.

Miao Xu and the others retracted their eyes and began to eat, but no matter how Xie Jingshun instigated, the atmosphere at the scene was always inactive.

Everyone finished their meal as if chewing wax, Bai Xiaochen and Xie Jingshun glanced at each other, and decided to give the two of them a separate space for them to have a good talk, although they would not be honest with each other here, but at least they had to open their hearts, right? The two left quickly, leaving only Miao Xu and Lin Xinxuan alone in the box.

Looking at Lin Xinxuan's beautiful face and her rising and falling chest, Miao Xu's heartbeat is getting faster and faster, he has never experienced such a thing, and he actually has an urge to run away from the door......