"Haha, you said it was a slip." Chen Xiangshan was amused by Fu Hao.

"It's good for you to laugh, are you angry?"

"It's gone. Still hello. You are my Yoremi. ”

"Damn, if you are more disgusting, I will vomit on the bed! I sue you, I drank too much today, don't disgust me! ”

"Haha, you were originally my Yoremi. Oh, by the way, it's your birthday today, August 1st. ”

"It's going to be over soon, it's almost 12 o'clock, even if you have a conscience, you still remember my birthday."

"I shouted 'August 1st' one by one, how could I forget your birthday? I wanted to text you this morning, but why don't you do it, it seems that something is going on temporarily, so I will leave this stubble behind. …… Anyway, it's not 12 o'clock yet, it's not too late, I wish you a happy birthday. In your first year, I wish you all the best of the best, abundant wealth and good health. ”

"Can we put it more vulgarly? It's a birthday, not a Chinese New Year! Although he said so, Fu Hao was still quite happy in his heart, after all, he was blessed by a good friend.

"No matter how vulgar it is, this is a blessing. Bayi, do you remember the agreement we made three years ago? ”

"Hmm............ Remember. Fu Hao's answer was very reluctant.

Time has passed, but Fu Hao has not forgotten the agreement with Chen Xiangshan after drinking too much.

The agreement is quite vulgar, that is, if they are not married before the age of 30 and have no partner, they will be together, and Fu Hao must marry Chen Xiangshan.

Fu Hao never took what he said after drinking seriously, but Chen Xiangshan seemed to take it seriously.

Before he was reborn, he got married in a flash before his 30th birthday, so this agreement was automatically canceled.

But at his wedding, Chen Xiangshan told him very seriously and helplessly that the bride should have been hers. At that time, Fu Hao knew that Chen Xiangshan had always regarded their agreement as the same thing, and she had always regarded him as the last seat belt.

This time the rebirth is back, Fu Hao doesn't want Chen Xiangshan to take this agreement seriously anymore. Otherwise, if he doesn't get married before the age of 30, he will have to marry Chen Xiangshan.

"It's good if you remember." Chen Xiangshan wiped her crying nose with a tissue and said: "You are a man who talks more than Yu Dabiao, and when the time comes, we will both be single, you have to marry me." ”

"It's no problem for me to marry you, but I remember that there seems to be such a clause in the agreement between the two of us: You must lose weight to less than 100 pounds before I marry you. Looking at the current trend, it looks like you're going to default. ”

"You don't have to worry about this, as long as you are not married and have no girlfriend before the age of thirty, I will definitely lose less than 100 pounds for you. Of course, the premise is that your sickness has to be cured first. ”

"Why do you have to wait until then? In fact, you have to work hard to lose weight now, you don't have to wait until you are 30 years old to marry me, there must be a lot of handsome guys waiting in line to marry you before this. ”

"Forget it, I can't see or touch handsome guys, I don't want to lose weight for them. I'm doing well now, I want to eat, I want to drink, I want to sleep, I want to sleep! When there is a handsome guy who is worthy of me to lose weight for him, I will spoil myself. If this person doesn't show up before the age of 30, then I think God just wants me to be with you, and I will definitely be willing to lose weight for you at that time. ”

"Eldest sister, you seem to have overlooked one thing: what if I have a girlfriend before I turn thirty?"

"If you have it, you will have it, which means that God did not arrange for us to be together." Chen Xiangshan said earnestly: "I believe in fate, and I believe that God will make the best arrangements for everyone." ”

"I also believe that God will make the best arrangements for everyone. Some seemingly unfortunate lives are actually the best blessings that this person can get in this life. However, although God will make the best arrangements for each of us, we can't just rely on God to make arrangements, we have to rely on ourselves when we should rely on ourselves. ”

"You've been around for a long time just trying to persuade me to lose weight?"

"You read it very clearly."

"Actually, if you want me to lose weight, it's very simple, you just give me four dollars and five."

"I'll give you four dollars and five?"

"That's right, you give me four yuan five, I'll give another four yuan five, make up nine yuan, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow to get the marriage certificate, then I will be your person, I will definitely lose weight for you." Don't be long, within half a year, I promise to lose less than 100 pounds, for you, I can cut my stomach and swallow maggots! Of course, the premise is that you can accept my thin body, and my thin body will not cause you to suffer from fainting. ”

"I'm dizzy!"

"But if you can't marry me, don't persuade me to lose weight. I'm doing this pretty well now, and I don't want to always listen to your annoying advice. If you have the ability, marry me, if you don't have the ability, don't persuade me! ”

Fu Hao was a little messy by Chen Xiangshan, and suddenly had an idea, he asked Chen Xiangshan tentatively: "Then I really want to marry you, you lose weight for me, and then we can divorce again?" ”

"I've lost weight, why are you still divorced from me? I'm so defeated by you! Are you marrying me just to make me lose weight? ”

"yes."

"You give me death! You're more grandchildren than Yu Dabiao! ”

"Haha, just kidding, don't take it seriously. However, if you really want to lose weight in the future, and you can't make up your mind, you can consider the method I mentioned. For the happiness of the second half of your life, buddy is so righteous! ”

"Forget it, I still believe in God's arrangement, I don't force anything."

"Damn, saying it for a long time means saying nothing at all, in vain!"

"Haha, don't you know, as long as I recognize one thing, then even if there are eight cows pulling me, I can't pull it."

"If you get fatter, ten cows won't be able to pull it."

"Hey? You owe it! ”

"Seriously, Xiangshan, what do you like about me? I can't change it. Don't keep pinning your last hope on me. ”

"I just like you because you don't like me, so you can change it."

"I'm ...... #¥%......#@@!"

"Haha."

"Alas, I'm losing to you."

I was really helpless to talk about, and finally a little sleepy, and after yawning, Fu Hao was no longer as poor as Chen Xiangshan.

After chatting casually for a few more words, and after persuading Chen Xiangshan to return to the Hutong group, Fu Hao hung up the phone.

Before going to bed, Fu Hao called Yu Chengchan again, and he wanted to tell Yu Jackie Chan not to make trouble with Chen Xiangshan again.

Yu Jackie Chan is doing good things with his girlfriend.

Yu Jackie Chan's girlfriend is called Lin Shuqiao, a native of Shencheng in Northeast China, she is average-looking, but she has a huge figure, white skin and long breasts and thighs, she is also a high-achieving student who graduated from the Chinese Opera Directing Department, and Yu Jackie Chan is in the same class.

This time, Yu Jackie Chan came to Yunnan to film with the film crew, and Lin Shuqiao also came.

The two of them lived together, and every night they would fight hundreds of rounds before going to sleep.

Originally, before this night, Yu Chenglong had already done it for Lin Shuqiao, and he was ready to sleep, but before going to bed, Chen Xiangshan was angry, and he was suffocated again, so he woke up Lin Shuqiao, who had fallen asleep, and wanted to use Lin Shuqiao to put out the fire.

Fu Hao called, as soon as Yu Chenglong answered, Fu Hao immediately heard Lin Shuqiao's groaning, as well as a very regular creaking bed movement, he knew what Yu Chengchan was doing as soon as he heard it, so he made a long story short: "You are busy first, and call me later when you are done." ”

"No, just say it now."

"Your sister, you can still make a phone call while you're doing something!"

"Can't you?"

“……！” Fu Hao was speechless.

"Haha, did you persuade that fat man? She's not angry, is she? "Yu Chengchan is a very heartless character, but he is a good person in his bones. Angry is angry, he still cares about Chen Xiangshan. After all, they are all children, and he is also responsible for this incident. If he hadn't bragged about Haikou before, Chen Xiangshan wouldn't have lost so much money.

"Don't be angry with her anymore, I've already persuaded her. She probably won't pay attention to you lately, and you shouldn't pay attention to her. After a week, her period has passed, and you apologize to her again, and this matter will be over. ”

"No wonder, you're on a period! I said how can I do it at one point, it's like a cannon battle. （…… You tap! I can't help you so hard, dear! …… There was Yu Chengchan's voice on the phone, Lin Shuqiao's scream, and the sound of the bed being shaken apart, which made Fu Hao embarrassed.

Fu Hao told Yu Jackie Chan: "Don't blindly recommend stocks in the Hutong group in the future, people in the province have opinions." ”

"I know. Paralyzing! In the future, they carried eight sedan chairs and asked me to recommend them, and I didn't push them! What kind of people are they,! Good intentions are not rewarded! （…… Are you going to kill me! Kiss! …… Tap! Please! Kiss! …… ）”

"Ahem! I won't say much, the last sentence, Changdian's stock is not cut, the ticket is indeed going to rise sharply, and you can make up for it if you have money. Fu Hao happened to write about the stock Changdian in the last rebirth novel, and he still knows a lot about the trend of this stock in the second half of the year.

"yes, you also think this ticket is a problem! Where did you get the news? Where is Sister Yu? ”

"Well, anyway, you can take it, and then come out when it rises to 30 at the end of August."

"I think this ticket can go up to 50!"

"Don't be too greedy, the market will fluctuate at the end of this month, and the stocks of small and medium-sized caps will fall sharply at the beginning of next month. Wait until it's back to 15. ”

"Let's talk about it until 30 first. （…… Comfortable, dear! …… I'm so convinced! Kiss! …… Kiss! …… ）”

Listening to Lin Shuqiao's charming voice, Fu Hao had a strong reaction below.

The numb voice seemed to seduce him.

Although he and Yu Chengchan are very magnetic, they are not magnetic enough to listen to their girlfriends. Bed of Cheng dù bar!

Thinking that Jackie Chan and Lin Shuqiao would get married in the future, and the two lived quite happily after marriage, Fu Hao didn't want to listen to the voice of this future brother and sister.

asked Yu Jackie Chan again when their crew would finish, and Fu Hao hung up the phone.

This time I'm really sleepy.

As soon as he put his phone on the pillow, closed his eyes, and was hit by the strength of the wine, Fu Hao felt that the heavens and the earth were spinning in darkness.

Whirling and whirling, he fell into a deep sleep.

I don't know if it's because I listened to Lin Shuqiao's cry like a treasure shopkeeper before going to bed, or because his firepower is too strong at this age and has nowhere to vent, this night, Fu Hao had a huge spring dream.

The object of the dream was none other than his ex-wife!

After countless happy encounters with his ex-wife in his dreams, Fu Hao finally dreamed of spring marks this night, he not only wet his boxers, but also wet a large puddle of towels brought from his hometown......