NO.28 GODDESS
In fact, many things are not as complicated as they seem.
Just like between Wang Jian and Lin Yaxuan, Lin Yaxuan is a well-known female hooligan in the circle, and at the same time a rich woman who sits on astronomical assets unimaginable to ordinary people, and a strong woman who eats black and white without relying on physical capital in the man's world, and is also a cold-blooded queen who has no one in her eyes and is as arrogant as a peacock.
And what about Wang Jian? A strong country boy who has just arrived in the big city to earn a living lives in someone else's garage has no full stomach, no famous cars and mansions, no jewelry, no wealth, and no personability.
It is almost impossible for such two people to have any intersection except in shoujo novels and comics. There is no common circle, the No.28 goddess has no common hobbies, no common enemies, and there are almost no similarities other than having a similar temper.
But they met, even if this encounter is not as imagined spring and snow, grass and warblers flying, but the world is so fucked up, it will be very clever to let two people who were originally living their own lives inadvertently produce an unforeseen consequence of the crossing, some people continue to run in the original direction after crossing, and some people after the crossing, it becomes a pot of porridge.
Wang Jian and Lin Yaxuan belong to the latter, and they are a mess.
Two people who are also twisting their tempers, not admitting defeat, and not regressing are put together, and the effect is like throwing a mint candy in a coke, which is very exciting.
"I just want you to do me a favor, I won't interfere in your life, and I'll pay you well. But what is your attitude? Again and again, I thought I was really a soft persimmon? ”
Wang Jian leaned against the wall and looked down at the angry Lin Yaxuan: she lit a thin lady's cigarette, her expression was full of irritability and resentment, like a resentful woman who was abandoned by her boyfriend for no reason, and she didn't even notice the no.28 goddess when the decorative hat she was wearing on her head was crooked.
"I said no, no."
Wang Jian wanted to leave, but as soon as he left, Lin Yaxuan dragged his arm. Wang Jian's strength is very great, and among the animals that walk upright, except for King Kong, who jerks off on the roof of the world's tallest building, Wang Jian is left. So even if it is a very slow walk, it takes a lot of strength for Felin Yaxuan to hold him down.
So now Lin Yaxuan is basically climbing a tree in the posture of a monkey, hanging on Wang Jian's arms with two hands, and her feet are firmly grasping the ground like a dog being dragged by someone to take a bath, and she stops Wang Jian's steps from leaving in a very exaggerated posture.
"Why are you so annoyed?"
Wang Jian was also a little impatient, but he couldn't get his hands on throwing Lin Yaxuan away, after all, Wang Jian always adhered to the principle of "don't touch what shouldn't be touched", and a young girl's body ...... From top to bottom, it seems like a place that should not be touched.
"No...... You've got to give me a reason......"
Lin Yaxuan hugged Wang Jian's arm, completely lacking her usual arrogant appearance, living like a koala......
"There's no need."
Wang Jian was very helpless, but he resolutely did not retreat, and always maintained his three nos principle of "no asking, no answering, and no certainty", and spent it there with Lin Yaxuan.
A strange person can stage a comedy in a bunch of normal people, just like Sheldon in the Big Bang Theory, and a normal person is also a comedy in a bunch of weird people, just like the new eight chickens in Gintama. But when two strange people meet, it will definitely be a tragedy. Just like Wang Jian and Lin Yaxuan......
How long have the two of them been struggling? They didn't know either, but in the end, it was Dawei who walked and ate a fried rice cake to the small corner of the negotiation between the two of them, and their stalemate was alleviated.
"Are you really in love?" Dawei looked at Wang Jian in disbelief: "What should I do with my mascot?" ”
Wang Jian frowned, and a faint sadness filled his heart: "She is insane." ”
Dawei is quite humane, and after handing Wang Jian a fried rice cake, he said to Lin Yaxuan, who was dragging Wang Jian's arm, while eating: "Miss Lin, you are also a figure with a head and face in the capital, isn't it inappropriate to do this?" ”
"Humph......"
Lin Yaxuan snorted arrogantly, continued to drag Wang Jian's arm, turned his head and didn't even look at Dawei. This made Dawei, who was standing next to him, suddenly lose face, and he was stunned with a mouth that had been spicy into sausages.
"Hey, that's a bit too much." Dawei half-squatted in front of Lin Yaxuan: "Bullying my buddies won't deal with women, right?" ”
"What does it have to do with you?" Lin Yaxuan suddenly turned her head and made a face with resentment: "Get out of my sight." ”
"You can find someone to kill me." While talking, he was still eating rice cakes: "But you can't change the firm and unyielding will of my Wang Dashao." ”
At this time, I don't know where to jump out of natural Er, her lips were also spicy like sausages, and she was carrying three cups of milk tea in her hands, dressed very small and fresh, and the combination of jeans and sportswear made her obviously win a few points over Lin Yaxuan, who was like a monkey.
"Yaxuan?"
Tiantian Er blinked his eyes a few times, then turned around and walked out again, and walked back a few minutes later, handing the milk tea in his hand to Lin Yaxuan: "Mine is for you to drink." ”
"You know?"
Wang Jian looked at Tiantian Er and Lin Yaxuan in surprise, he really didn't expect that these two girls who were both a little weird still knew each other......
"Yes." Tianji nodded very seriously: "Her mother is my father's sister, that is, my aunt." His dad is my goddad and we grew up together. ”
"Sister......" Lin Yaxuan pouted: "Help me persuade this guy, otherwise I will really go bankrupt this time." ”
"It's good to go bankrupt!" Natural two was unexpectedly firm: "I didn't support you to go to the underworld for a long time, I'll raise you if you go bankrupt!" ”
"Oops!"
Lin Yaxuan stomped her feet and stood up, sighed angrily, and roared at Tianrener: "You always say that you raise me, can you raise me?" Do you drive a Maserati? Do you use Lana Marx? Can you live in a large house of 1,400 square meters? You don't have any of these, what are you going to feed me with? ”
"Superficial."
"Vulgar."
Wang Jian and Dawei said a pair of synonyms in unison, and then they were as sluggish as Wang Jian felt that Natural Er was suddenly much taller, and he immediately understood why Dawei was drunk and thought about asking Wang Jian not to let this world pollute Natural Two, which can be regarded as a superlative that is about to become extinct......
"I ...... I don't think that's working. Tianer pulled out the trademark on his clothes and showed it to Lin Yaxuan, and his navel was exposed, and he didn't realize it: "Puma is enough." ”
And Lin Yaxuan actually sneered, recovering the queen's look: "Me? I'm not as unworldly as you, we played together since we were young, and my dad said it would be nice if you were her daughter, but I never thought you were better than me. Intelligence quotient? Emotional intelligence? Or something else? ”
Wang Jian and Dawei stuck out their tongues apologetically, and their looks suddenly so cute that they exploded. made even Dawei very naughty to make a posture of fainting after being shot next to him, which made Wang Jian laugh helplessly.
"These two are actually sisters......
Dawei pulled Wang Jian aside and squatted on the ground side by side to eat fried rice cakes, and then watched Tiantian Er and Lin Yaxuan quarrel with taste. But it's not so much a quarrel, it's better to say that Lin Yaxuan is venting her dissatisfaction with Natural Er. And when he was venting, he kept showing off what he had to the natural two.
"It's a big difference."
Wang Jian also nodded in agreement: "I can't tell that they are sisters at all." ”
"In other words, you will have a **boss as a sister-in-law in the future." Dawei never forgot to match Wang Jian and Tianrener: "You are blessed, they all say that your brother-in-law is half of your sister-in-law's ass." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, are you saying this from the teacher?" Although Wang Jian occasionally makes witty remarks, he is completely cowardly when he encounters the love of men and women, and he is completely cowardly, and he is helpless by Dawei, an old fritter who is like a fart even if he is out of love.
"An art teacher is also a kind of artist, and an artist should be free and easy."
"You just blow it, how many good girls have been ruined by artists."
While they were arguing here, the natural two and Lin Yaxuan over there had also entered a white heat, and the result seemed to be ...... It seems that the natural two who rarely talk wins! Lin Yaxuan's eyes were red, and tears flowed down her cheeks.
"Don't say it yet." Dawei put the leftover lunch box in a plastic bag and put it in his pocket: "These two sisters are blown, look at our mascot, and then look at her sister." This skin ...... It's like the thirteen or fourteen-year-old girls at school. ”
"Can you think of anything else but a woman?" Wang Jian turned his head to look at Dawei: "For example, the future or something?" ”
"Me?" Dawei's face darkened at the mention of this: "When a person's life is planned, the future? Dream? Pursue? That's all up to you, the flowers of the motherland, and I can only drink some soup and water. ”
At this moment, Lin Yaxuan suddenly threw the milk tea in her hand to the ground, and rushed out crying. Only Tianji was left behind her and shouted, "Remember to go to my house for dinner tomorrow night!" I'll fry you hash browns. ”
Even Wang Jian was helpless with the plaster, but it was so lightly leveled by a girl who Wang Jian thought was a stupid girl, and it seemed to be at ease, Wang Jian suddenly looked at the natural two, although the impression has not been completely reversed, but Wang Jian is really convinced, and it is really easy to deal with women.
"I'm really sorry...... "Tianren Er walked up to Wang Jian: "Yaxuan has caused you trouble, I apologize for her." ”
Wang Jian and Dawei looked at Tianren II from the bottom up, the sunlight shone from behind her, and the light almost blinded the dog's eyes of the two, and in the dazzling light, Tianren II suddenly became the Virgin Mary Er, and his eyes were full of gentleness, kindness and tranquility.
"You say! Why doesn't a girl like you have a boyfriend! David jumped up and grabbed the shoulders of Natural Er: "It's perfect!" ”
Tianji seemed to be frightened by Dawei and didn't say anything for a long time. And after reacting, he just shyly played with the ends of his hair, and didn't answer at all.
"By the way, your sister is crying, is she okay?" Dawei looked at Wang Jian: "She'll still make trouble with Ah Jian, right?" ”
"Yes." Natural two had a strange expression: "She's such a person." She's not a bad person, though...... She's a good girl. ”
"Would a good girl tie someone up and throw her into the river?"
The natural two were speechless for a long time: "Maybe it's a misunderstanding." ”
Wang Jian also stood up at this time and sighed: "It seems that it is better for me to send her a text message to make it clear." ”!!!