No.331 Good morning, Her Royal Highness Princess
"I'm not leaving! Don't go! ”
Xiao Yiwen dragged the door frame with both hands, crying and screaming. Dawei hugged her waist behind her and dragged hard, but she refused to let go, and pulling hard would hurt this white-skinned little princess. This made Dawei look helpless, and when he encountered this kind of soft and hard not to eat, he really had no tricks.
"I'm not going! I won't die! Xiao Yiwen seems to have played with her life, no matter how good others persuade her, she will not obey to death, and the expression of a revolutionary fighter can't tell whether it is funny or tragic.
Wang Jian walked up to her with a bowl of noodles and raised his chin: "It's nothing to go for a while, just go back and see your parents." I can't even look at my dad if I want to. ”
"That's it......" Xiao Yiwen actually let go of her hand and let go of her beloved door frame: "That's right." ”
Dawei was made to shrink back by her cold hand, and he was about to sit on the ground with his ass, and he also planted Xiao Yiwen behind.
Wang Jian stretched out his hand, grabbed Xiao Yiwen's arm, and pulled her back, but Dawei sat down with a puff, and there was a shock from the other mountain, and the egg was painful.
"I'll ......" Dawei rubbed his ass and stood up: "Do you want to listen to this guy like this!" I also said what he said earlier, whether it's okay or not. ”
Xiao Yiwen snorted, patted the dust on her hands, twisted her waist and walked out of the gate.
When Dawei saw it, he hurriedly followed: "Auntie, don't run by yourself, do you know the road, do you ......?"
Seeing the two of them leaving, Xiao Jin came up, leaned against Lao Wang's side and shook his head, "It's really two goods." ”
"Just get used to it." Wang Jian stretched out his hands: "Actually, from another angle, she is quite cute." ”
"Then we have to change the angle." Xiao Jin stretched out his hands and returned to the sofa: "While everyone else hasn't gotten up, I want to talk to you." ”
Wang Jian was stunned for a moment, he rarely saw Xiao Jin speak with such a strict expression, the hippie smiling face of the past is gone, and the young age when he was arguing with Ah Ying has disappeared without a trace. Instead, there is a mature and sharp style. Although her body looks like a young young girl, her demeanor is completely a serious sister, and this kind of deficit makes Wang Jian a little confused.
"Come on." Xiao Jin patted the sofa next to him: "Come and sit." ”
Wang Jian sighed and sat on the sofa: "What do you want to say to me." ”
"Lao Wang." Xiao Jin suddenly shook Wang Jian's hand: "You have to promise me one thing." ”
Wang Jian's eyes were full of question marks: "What? ”
"You can't just play with your life." Xiao Jin hugged Wang Jian's arm tightly in his arms: "I know that we lock you up like a chain." But it's come to this point, you can't just leave me behind, I have nothing but you. ”
"That's it." Wang Jian stretched out his other hand and helped Xiao Jin straighten his hair: "I know." ”
"Also, I'm a stingy person, if you abandon me once. I'm going to hate you for the rest of my life. Xiao Jin raised his head and said viciously: "I have a grudge." ”
"I know that too." Wang Jian nodded: "I promise not." ”
Xiao Jin nodded: "So, your life is not only your own, but also mine!" I swear, if you don't have it, I definitely won't live anymore. ”
At this time, Liang Huanhuan leaned against the door, rubbing his sleepy eyes: "Talking about such a sad topic early in the morning, are you two sick?" ”
But Xiao Jin ignored her existence at all and stared at Wang Jian. Silent.
"Alright, alright." Wang Jian stretched out his hand and hugged Xiao Jin hard: "I know everything." ”
"Hey, you two." Liang Huanhuan couldn't help it: "Think this is an idol drama?" ”
After speaking, Liang Huanhuan buttoned his ears: "There are a total of nine people from Yacha. The code name for this combination translates into Chinese as Tiger . It was once a trainer of the Vietnamese special forces, and he completely annihilated the American special air crew, assassinated the leader of the opposition in Guinea, was hired by the United States to assassinate the leader of the guerrilla group in Syria, was hired by the United States to assassinate the leader of the guerrilla force in Syria, was hired by MI6 to assassinate four senior Argentine generals in the Anglo-Argentine war, fought a protracted special war with us in the Yugoslav war, and suffered heavy casualties on both sides, and they were one of the initiators of the bombing of the embassy, although in the end their leader was killed, The second leader, Yasha, also broke both legs, but the price on our side was also great. ”
Wang Jian nodded: "This time span is too big...... The average age of these people is 70, and I think they're here for tourism. Look at the Great Wall, eat roast duck or something. ”
"You're brain-dead! According to your logic, the average age of the 54th Division of the 127th Army is more than 100. Liang Huanhuan glanced at Wang Jian with great disdain, then pointed at Xiao Jin and said, "Come, put away your sentimentality to my sister, if you want your old Wang to live, you must help." ”
Xiao Jin listened. The flame in his eyes suddenly burned, he stood up and patted his chest and said, "Say! ”
"Now, the first task is to teach Lao Wang how to use a gun. Second, you go and occupy all the commanding heights of our place with that twenty-seven-year-old child, and no one of the siren cameras is missing, in the city, snipers are the real nightmare. ”
After speaking, Liang Huanhuan put on a piece of clothing, bit a toothpick, and said slowly: "Unrelated personnel, all leave Wang Jian and hide!" ”
Xiao Jin was stunned: "Why?" ”
Liang Huanhuan frowned, and smiled disdainfully: "If you are held hostage and threaten Lao Wang to commit suicide, do you think he will be?" ”
"Yes." Wang Jian nodded: "It will be, I can do everything as soon as my head is hot......"
"So, let's change the angle, everyone in this room is Wang Jian's weakness. Do you stay here and look for food? Liang Huanhuan stretched: "Don't think about helping, it's okay if you don't delay." If you don't have these oil bottles, with Wang Jian's combat effectiveness, these guys won't be a problem. ”
At this time, Tianji walked out: "I'm going to Singapore next week, and I'll take you to spend the summer vacation." ”
As she spoke, she walked to the sofa and hugged Wang Jian's neck: "Ah Jian, I can't stay here, but I borrowed a satellite, and we will always be together." ”
Wang Jian nodded: "Thank you." ”
"You're a husband, this is what I should do." Tianren Er lowered his head and kissed Wang Jian's face: "I believe that Ah Jian can be safe." ”
Wang Jian snorted, and then suddenly paused: "Wait." What did you borrow? ”
"Satellite Jona IV." Natural two smiled: "Navigation and communication satellites in the US global strike plan." Actually, it's not a loan, I just said hello, and if I don't give it to me, I'll let all TV channels in the United States show Pleasant Goat. ”
"Awesome!" Liang Huanhuan gave a thumbs up: "Sure enough, it's one of the three people on the list in the neutrality agreement." ”
"What is the neutrality agreement...... Wang Jian rubbed his head: "It feels so high-end." ”
"High-end, of course." Liang Huanhuan pouted: "The full name of the neutrality agreement is the "Joint Agreement on Not Providing Technology and Information Resources to Any Country", a total of three people are on the list, three guys who disrupt the balance of the game. Last year I died of cancer, and there was a nine-year-old boy in India and a twenty-seven-year-old child who was just calling you husband very disgustingly. ”
Natural two shook his head: "No...... At that time, they said that they signed a provident fund every year, so I signed it. ”
"How do you know?" Wang Jian looked at Liang Huanhuan: "I feel like you know everything." ”
Liang Huanhuan sat on the armrest of the sofa and sighed: "Okay, everyone is so familiar, I won't hide it from you." Not only am I Olive Leaf's former bodyguard, but I am also a high-ranking agent under the National Security Agency, and I am ordered to protect this cheater sister. Don't blame the Great Sage. We all have confidentiality regulations, I think you're all so stupid, you shouldn't talk nonsense. ”
"Okay, Sister." Xiao Jin looked at Liang Huanhuan's lower body: "You are not wearing pants." ”
Liang Huanhuan glanced down at his lower body wearing only briefs, whistled disapprerovingly, and patted his upturned buttocks: "Touch fifty." ”
Wang Jian glanced back, then turned his head: "It's not worth it." ”
"I'm cāo! I'm grumpy! Liang Huanhuan rolled up his sleeves and scolded: "Do you speak human words?" So delicate as jade, fifty is not worth it? You're blind, aren't you? ”
Wang Jian nodded solemnly: "Ten pieces." Most. ”
"If I hadn't beaten you, I'd have killed you." Liang Huanhuan calmed down his breathing: "Send all the people who should be sent away today, and don't leave any of them." Don't hang out either. Learn me how to shoot. ”
Tian Er lowered his head and kissed Wang Jian: "Keep communicating." ”
Xiao Jin kissed Wang Jian on the face: "It seems that this time I am going to cooperate with this strange aunt, let them see it." ”
Under Xiaojin's overall arrangement, a room of people was divided into three groups, Dawei and Xiao Yiwen, two siblings and Dawei's Bai Fumei, who were in a group, and went home to live for a while. Natural two, Xiaojin, Lin Yaxuan, A Ying and Baobao are a group, responsible for traveling to Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand, Liang Huanhuan and Wang Jian, as the last group, stayed here, waiting for the rain of bullets.
The plan was unanimously agreed upon by a show of hands. And without further ado. Sun San will have to be released tomorrow, and everything will have to be resolved today.
"Well, that's a good idea." After listening to Wang Jian's narration on the balcony, Dawei pondered for a moment: "This is fast, I will arrange ...... in the afternoon"
"Whose phone." Wei Daddy frowned: "Who asked you to answer the phone?" ”
Wang Jian's eyebrows fluttered: "The son-in-law you want the most." ”
"Wang Jian?" Wei Daddy sighed: "It's okay." ”
And Xiao Yiwen is sitting on the sofa, her face is not a face, and her nose is not a nose. A dissatisfied face: "I said, I don't see." ”
However, when she spoke, she skillfully peeled the apples, cut them into small pieces, and placed them on the plate in a regular manner.
"Why should I go to meet someone who has no emotional foundation at all." Xiao Yiwen turned her head and pushed the plate of apples forward: "I didn't think about getting married." ”
"If you don't see it, you can see it." A beautiful middle-aged woman said very strictly: "Mom rarely comes back once, you have such an attitude?" ”
"But you can't always force me to do things I don't like." Xiao Yiwen resisted vigorously: "Since I was a child, I have never made a choice by myself, I was a chef when I was a child, and you have to let me learn piano and dance." Later, I wanted to take the bus with Xiaowei, but you had to let me take the car. I haven't had a full meal for more than ten years, I don't have the opportunity to fall in love, I have no friends, I don't have girlfriends. When I went out, I realized that I was like a fool, and I hadn't even eaten donkey meat and instant noodles. ”
"This is not your world in the first place. It is no exaggeration to say that you can be a princess in this world, how many people dream of your life? ”
Xiao Yiwen's wife is obviously a strong woman. 's aggressive posture made Dawei understand at once why his father would divorce such a beautiful wife......
"I don't want this kind of life, I like to go to the vegetable market every day, I like to eat greasy pig ears. I love scrambled eggs with chili. I like to learn how to cut roast duck, I like roadside barbecue, I like dirty fried noodles, I like to eat stinky tofu that makes diarrhea, I like to eat spicy tang until I vomit, I like to sit on his bicycle with his belt, I like to stand on the balcony every evening and watch the sunset with Hug. Can you give it to me? ”
Dawei shrugged, stretched his head and said to Da Xiao, "Dad, look." Women are born actors, and when my sister lived there, it was called a brainless and ignorant, you see now...... Sharp mess. ”
"Not really." Da Xiao also shook his head: "Professional is professional......"
Xiao Yiwen's wife snorted coldly: "This kind of life is unrealistic, you can't rely on romance to eat in your life." You don't even have the ability to support yourself, and when you're old and no longer pretty, what are you going to do. ”
"I can feed myself!" Xiao Yiwen took out a pack of instant noodles from her bag last time: "This is what I earned myself!" I don't need you to feed me at all! ”
Her old lady glanced down at the instant noodles, but she slapped her in an instant: "Shut up, there is more and more no tutor, and your father taught you this?" ”
"Daddy...... Dad, pretend you didn't hear...... Hurry up...... Pretend not to hear. Dawei hurriedly pushed his father with his elbow: "Don't pretend that there is no chance." ”
Da Xiao immediately looked up at the crystal chandelier on the ceiling and was stunned. Pretending not to hear anything, a Confucian businessman who was often seen in the media is now as ignorant as if he was mentally retarded.
"Daddy. Are you afraid of your wife's problem, haven't you changed it for so many years? ”
"Don't make a noise." Da Xiao stepped on Dawei and said very carefully: "Don't look for death." ”
Xiao Yiwen's old lady glanced at Da Xiao and pointed at him to educate Xiao Yiwen: "Xiaowen, my mother knows that I sometimes speak very hard, but as a girl, especially a beautiful girl, you can't be fearless." Find one who loves you better than ten. And you have to know that the economy cannot be independent. Personality cannot be independent. There are no good men in the world, they will change, you can see your father, I divorced him, not because there is no love, but because this love makes my personality unable to be independent. I chose dignity. ”
Da Xiao whispered to Dawei quite aggrievedly: "Actually, you can understand who is undignified, right?" ”
David empathized: "Understood, Dad...... It's not easy for you. ”
"What are you two whispering! It hasn't stopped since then! Xiao's mother frowned: "If you want to say it, say it out loud!" ”
Dawei and his father covered their foreheads with their hands together, and said in unison: "Dream talk ......"
And Xiao Yiwen's expression was very strict, and she lowered her eyelids: "This time, I want to choose by myself." ”
"I can't help you, today you have to go, and if you don't go, you have to go."
"What if I don't."
As soon as she said this, Dawei and Wei Dad gave a thumbs up at the bottom at the same time, although they dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, but they still didn't care if they admired it......
"No? Then you will come back to the United States with me, unless I die, you don't want to come back. ”
Xiao Yiwen raised her head violently, her eyes filled with tears: "You don't have the right to do this." ”
"I'm your mother, and I have that right."
Dawei coughed, and hurriedly played a round: "Mom, my sister is hard-mouthed, she will go with you." ”
"I ......" Xiao Yiwen glared at Dawei angrily, but found that Dawei was squeezing her eyebrows at her, so she changed her words, gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, I'll go!" ”
Although Xiao's father and mother have been divorced for many years, in front of his ex-wife, Xiao Zhonglin is still like a dog, such a big person, he is only worthy of his ex-wife to drive, and he is not allowed to go up when he drives downstairs, he only lets him wait in the parking lot, not even an ordinary driver.
"Human tragedy." Da Xiao looked at a pair of children who were taken away by his ex-wife, and was so sad that he almost burst into tears: "Tragedy, ......"
After going up to this very high-grade café, Xiao's mother walked straight to a booth by the window with an unhappy face of Xiao Yiwen, where a young man in a suit and leather shoes, looking at fashion magazines, has an outstanding temperament, and his appearance is absolutely okay, not to mention masculine, and his eyes are quite gentle.
"Not bad." Dawei poked Xiao Yiwen's waist in the eye: "Handsome and self-contained." ”
"Liana. You're here, please take a seat. After the man saw Xiao's mother, he helped the three of them pull out the stool with a warm smile, and said thoughtfully: "Hello." My name is Peide. ”
"Is Peter Peter...... Pei De is a fart. David muttered: "My name is still David, I am not still called Dawei......"
Dawei's words made Xiao Yiwen sneer. And her happiness is really like a spring breeze, and the peach blossoms are in full bloom, which makes this "Pei De" stunned all of a sudden.
"Peide, this is my daughter, Rui Baoer. I mentioned it to you. ”
Xiao Yiwen's smile that had just bloomed was extinguished in an instant, and Dawei rolled his eyes next to him and coughed: "Liang Huanhuan possessed." ”
When Xiao Yiwen heard this, her eyes lit up at that time. Then her instinct as a natural actor was released instantly, Erlang crossed his legs, stuffed a hot dog on the table into his mouth with his hand, wiped his fingers on the white tablecloth, and popped out in a fluent black language: "Brother." What the hell? Yo, this intestine is good, is there anything else? ”
Pei De and Xiao's mother were stunned. Then I heard Xiao Yiwen stand up and call the waiter: "Who, that little girl with no breasts, come here." ”
The waiter was stunned for a moment, and slowly moved over: "Miss, what are your orders?" ”
"You're a young lady, you're a young lady. Is there any more roasted sausage just now? ”
"Grilled sausages? You're talking about French special smoked sausages, right? Some. ”
"Give forty sticks, more cumin, less chili powder."
The waitress sighed: "Forty ......"
"Nonsense, are you afraid that I don't have any money? When I couldn't finish eating, I packed it up and gave it to the brothers. ”
"Okay, okay...... Wait a minute. ”
After she sat back. He began to stir the appetizing salad in front of him with a fork, making the plate ping-pong, and looked up at Pei De, who looked shocked, took off his shoes and crossed one leg on the chair, and the other leg was cocked, and his arm was resting on the cocked leg: "Hey." Dude, where are you messing around, I just asked you, why don't you squeak? Do you look down on me? ”
"No, no, no ......" Pei De coughed, retracted his surprised gaze, and lowered his head: "I am the deputy editor-in-chief and heir of Ruili Fashion Magazine. ”
"Oh, I see, it's the magazine that writes about the kind of sister-in-law messing around with her brother-in-law and making trouble." Xiao Yiwen wiped her mouth with her sleeve: "I love to watch that." ”
"Right...... I'm sorry. Pei De's head was sweating: "That's a bosom friend...... Our magazine is a cutting-edge fashion magazine. ”
Xiao's mother next to her laughed and reprimanded in a low voice: "Ah Wen! What the hell are you doing! ”
Xiao Yiwen whistled: "Old lady, will you introduce this to me today?" Did you tell him I was four months pregnant? It's okay to marry him, I won't kill the child. ”
"Xiao Yiwen!"
Xiao Yiwen not only did not flinch because of this scolding, but stood up, walked around Pei De's side, looked him up and down, and then patted his shoulder heavily: "Boy, you have a good body." ”
Pei De couldn't cry or laugh, but he still had to show a difficult smile: "Thank you." ”
And then Xiao Yiwen did something that made David almost laugh crazy, she actually reached out and pinched Pei De's buttocks: "Yo, little brother, the ass is very tight, do you have a boyfriend?" ”
Pei De was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly stood up and said to Xiao's mother: "Liana, I suddenly remembered that there is an emergency meeting over there, and I am too late." I'm so sorry, next time I'll treat you to dinner with your lovely daughter as an atonement, I'll go first. ”
After saying that, he left here as if he was fleeing, and at this time, the waitress lady served a whole basin...... French secret smoked sausage, with a thick layer of cumin powder on top......
"Pack, thank you. I didn't scare you just now, I'm sorry" Xiao Yiwen smiled apologetically, and said to herself: "Wang Jian definitely likes to eat." ”
"Woman......" Dawei shook his head: "I think you brought it to him specifically." ”
And Xiao's mother slapped the table and scolded sharply: "Xiao Yiwen! What the hell are you doing! ”
"Mom, I'm twenty-five, and I'm qualified and able to choose my own life. It was taught to me by a weird man, and I admit I liked him, but I didn't expect to get him. Because I feel very happy because of his side, of course...... I think it's not the person I like, but the feeling he can bring to the people around him. Xiao Yiwen's tears rolled in her eyes: "By his side, I feel that I am a person, not a puppet, this feeling is very good." ”
"You're dead." Xiao's mother grabbed the bag, turned around and left: "Your one is also dead!" Take me to see him in the afternoon! ”
Xiao Yiwen looked at her mother's back, and Teliang shrugged happily: "Whatever." ”rs