5. Farce

On the morning of 18 February, Director Qian was wearing a suit and leather shoes, his hair was dyed black and shiny, and his arm was still holding a briefcase. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Director Qian found his seat according to the number given on the invitation letter, and he contacted Sun Shan by phone, and later found a seat for Wu Likong through negotiations. These two people sat down with peace of mind.

February 20 was the time for Director Qian to give a report on the topic of "The Reality and Future of Film and TV Drama Creation"

He walked up to the podium and stood still on the podium. He said:

"Greetings, ladies and gentlemen!

The topic of my speech here today is: The Reality and Future of Film and TV Drama Creation. Some people may ask, why did you choose this topic? This starts with the movie "The Fat Man Lost Weight" that I starred in.

We know that literature and art must be able to give an impulse to inspire people to transform reality, and "The Story of Money and Fat Man" starring me is like this. This impulse to transform reality began with the transformation of fat people into thin people, and the fat people changed from fat people to thin people through labor and exercise. This process of transformation has resulted in fat loss in fat people, muscle gain, and physical fitness, all in the impulse to transform reality.

The "Money Fat Man Slimming Story" starring me represents the innovation and progress of society. Having said that, I want to put forward my opinion, I think there are too few realistic works in movies and TV dramas now, and there are too many costume historical dramas. Modern people write about modern people and things, which is the most direct, the most appropriate, the most real, and the most empathetic. The author can also go deep into real life to experience those people and things in real life.

I don't know why so many writers and artists prefer to write costume historical dramas. Modern people learn from history to speak, after all, it is not good, that is not a scholar who said that Mr. Confucius's "Analects" on the forum of 100 schools of thought also said that it is chicken soup for the soul of culture. Therefore, I believe that literature and art must focus on reality and look to the future, and we can't always sell some antiques and old goods in historical costume dramas. ”

When he said this, he glanced at the audience, and when he saw that someone was talking about something in one ear, he shook his head and said: "We know that there is a famous novel in the Qing Dynasty called "Dream of Red Mansions", and his author is Cao Xueqin.

This book is written by the people of the Qing Dynasty about the people and things of the Qing Dynasty, so Cao Xueqin writes it realistically, appropriately, and vividly. If modern people write about those people and things in the Qing Dynasty, will they be a bit of a layman, and should we still let the people and things in history be written by the people and things in history? ”

In the audience of the academic seminar, there were many screenwriters of historical dramas, and they were extremely annoyed when they heard it, and a few of them stood up and pointed at Principal Qian and said loudly: "Qian Fatty, what you said is not right, we modern people can write about those people and things in history, what you mean by what you mean is: modern people can't write historical dramas well, they can only write modern dramas, you say this is complete nonsense." ”

Principal Qian stood on the podium, and when he heard someone in the audience say that he was talking nonsense, he also got angry, he raised his hand and slapped the table hard and said loudly: "The movie "Money Fat Man Slimming Story" is a realistic movie, it can teach fat people how to lose weight, and labor slimming methods can make fat people strengthen their bodies and enhance their physique.

What benefits can the historical dramas you write provide to modern people, and what are the educational significance of which emperors, generals, ministers, talents, and beauties in history are to modern people?"

Who knew that there were many history fans in the audience, and they stood up together. Some of them threw shoes at the podium, others threw rotten eggs at the fat man, and many of them spat on the podium, and the whole venue was in chaos.