No.310 No one knows it's a banana
"I'll bet five dollars, wait a minute, the leeks will send out**." Liang Huanhuan stuck to the wall at the head of the bed, carefully listening to the movement next door: "Which of you bets?" Hey, the one who doesn't speak, I warn you, don't pretend in front of me, believe it or not, I stripped you naked and threw you into the big house! ”
"Leave her alone, leave it alone." Xiao Yiwen pushed Liang Huanhuan's buttocks: "Hurry up, hurry up, what's going on over there?" ”
"Don't make a fuss, I'm listening." Liang Huanhuan held an earpiece folded into a cardboard shell in his hand, listening to the movement of the next room with a rippling face: "Both of them are quite sullen, they look very pure on the surface, but they are actually very lewd." ”
And Liang Xiaotian sat on the chair next to the bed, bowed her head and watched the movie quietly, and when Liang Huanhuan said this, she raised her head: "This is the mood." ”
"Yo, little girl, do you know this?" Liang Huanhuan said contemptuously: "You have had a lot of big pythons when you were abroad, right?" ”
Liang Xiaotian didn't make a sound, just lowered his head and continued to watch the movie. In fact, speaking of which, this guy's personality is very irritating, Xiao Yiwen is at best willful and ignorant, and Xiao Jin is a little self-righteous and arrogant at best, although he occasionally makes people angry, but obviously not annoying. But this Bai Fumei is really easy to lose her temper, she speaks very quietly, and she never says it a second time, and she loves to ignore it, except for Dawei, the other people in the house have long begun to dislike her, saying that she is regarded as light air, if it weren't for Dawei, she would have been arrested by Liang Huanhuan to invite credit.
"I'm grumpy!"
Liang Huanhuan jumped out of bed and grabbed Xiaotian's arm. carried her directly to the bed, then turned over and knelt on top of her, pressed her arm with his knees, pinched her chin with one hand, and said with a cruel smile: "Little baby, you have a big problem." ”
Then, she ignored Bai Fumei's frightened eyes. Reaching out and starting to undo her clothes. Bai Fumei struggled to resist, but her small arms and legs were like a high school student's figure. How could she compete with Liang Huanhuan, a warrior who could break boulders in his chest, so she could only flap her feet helplessly while watching Liang Huanhuan take off her clothes one by one.
And Xiao Yiwen these two goods. She took Liang Huanhuan's place, watching Liang Huanhuan toss Bai Fumei while eavesdropping on the strange movements of Wang Jian and Tianji in the next room.
"No." Liang Huanhuan pinched Bai Fumei's not big breasts and rubbed them a few times: "Little sister, your skin is quite white." ”
Bai Fumei glared angrily, but Liang Huanhuan turned a blind eye, and just flicked her pink crystal grapes with her fingers a few times, which made her shudder involuntarily, and her white cheeks were so red that she could even see the capillaries clearly.
"If you pretend again, you can't pretend to be it." Liang Huanhuan picked up his mobile phone: "Do you believe that I will take a picture of you?" ”
"Let go."
"No." Liang Huanhuan leaned down and sniffed on her neck: "It's still fragrant with milk." Don't sue me, you're still a chick, you people who have stayed abroad are the most sassy. ”
At this time, the door was suddenly kicked open, and then Wang Jian appeared at the door with a cigarette in his mouth, looking at the people in the room with tears and smiles. Xiao Yiwen's eavesdropping posture has not changed. And Liang Huanhuan is still pressing the half-naked Bai Fumei, and it is never an exaggeration to use ugliness.
"It's time to go to bed." Wang Jian spat out a cigarette: "Don't toss people." ”
Wang Jian's appearance made Liang Huanhuan relax for a while, and Bai Fumei took this opportunity to grab a piece of clothing and didn't care about wearing it. The cover point ran behind Wang Jian and looked at Liang Huanhuan vigilantly.
Wang Jian turned his head to her and said, "You go to Yaxuan's side to sleep." ”
Bai Fumei breathed a sigh of relief, hummed softly, turned around and ran barefoot to the room where Lin Yaxuan was sleeping, and then quickly recovered to a quiet place.
"It's not good to bully the weak." When Wang Jian turned around, he only said this sentence to Liang Huanhuan, and didn't say anything else.
"Hey, where are you!" Liang Huanhuan called Wang Jian: "This is called training, do you know you." ”
"I have to go to work tomorrow, so I won't mess with you."
In fact, Wang Jian was quite helpless, he was about to play a little game with his girlfriend just now, but at the beginning of his side, before he got into the topic, Liang Huanhuan's movement began. Although they couldn't hear the words, they jumped on the bed, and the sound of the head of the bed hitting the wall was very clear, which made the sensitive natural two enter a state of pretending to be dead in an instant, and this girl has a characteristic, as long as she closes her eyes, even if it is pretended, she will quickly enter a deep sleep state after a few seconds, which is a natural skill that others can't learn.
The heroine fell asleep, and Wang Jian couldn't help it, so he could only come over here to take a look, and sure enough, he found that these guys were playing some strange games......
"Also, you're not shy at all when you see other people's girls' **?" Liang Huanhuan asked: "Come on, come on, tell me how you managed to be so cheeky." ”
Wang Jian was stunned: "She didn't have any clothes?" ”
"Oh my god...... What an insult you say. Liang Huanhuan laughed: "A woman's breasts are so small that people can't even tell whether she is wearing clothes or not, which is not easy." ”
"Yes." Xiao Yiwen was also full of seriousness: "She must be very sad when she hears it." ”
"It doesn't matter if she's sad or not, but one thing is for sure, her breasts are so small." Liang Huanhuan patted his chest: "I'm finally not the penultimate one!" ”
Wang Jian didn't care whether she was the first from the bottom or not, she basically couldn't communicate with this female neuropath, and the more she talked to her, the more she became more and more energetic, so Wang Jian simply ignored her and reflexively left Liang Huanhuan's house.
And when he returned to the second side, he was taken aback. Because I don't know when, Lin Yaxuan actually appeared next to Tiandier, holding a book and watching, after seeing Wang Jian come in, she just looked up: "Your bed is too small to sleep three people." ”
In fact, it is also, because the natural second sleep recognizes the bed, so when she moved here to live with Wang Jian, she even moved her two-meter big bed together, so the whole house. As far as the bed of Natural Two is the largest, it is understandable that Lin Yaxuan sleeps here.
"Then I'll go lay the floor." Wang Jian fell asleep and was about to take the bed out of the cabinet: "You can rest early." "What does it matter if you sleep here?" Lin Yaxuan felt a little strange: "There are some things that prevent gentlemen and villains, you are right." ”
As she spoke, Lin Yaxuan moved out and gave up the middle position to Wang Jian: "You can choose to sleep on my left or right." ”
"Why ......" Wang Jian was a little puzzled: "Why can't you let Wakabayashi be in the middle." ”
"You go and move her away."
Wang Jian obediently picked up Tianren Er and put him in the middle position, but he just let go. She muttered a few times as if in a dream, and then crawled and crawled back to the same position, and continued to sleep in the same position.
In fact, Wang Jian is also a twisted temper. He once again hugged Nature-2 in the middle, but she also persevered and climbed back to her original position, as solid as a rock......
"This ......"
"Looks like you haven't slept much with her." Lin Yaxuan smiled: "She's like this." In your own bed, it will always be a position. ”
Wang Jian nodded and understood, but he didn't want to admit defeat, looking at the natural two lying there, he touched his chin and thought carefully about the countermeasures. After four or five seconds, his eyes suddenly lit up, and then he quickly picked up Tianji and put it in the middle, and then when she didn't crawl over, he lay down in Tiandi's position. Quickly blocked her way.
thought that this time it was foolproof, but Wang Jian actually found that Tianji sat up in a daze when he couldn't return to his position, and then climbed onto Wang Jian's body with both hands and feet, and then began to sleep on his chest...... The location still hasn't changed.
"It's useless to wake her up, she'll do it when she's asleep." Lin Yaxuan held the book. looked at Wang Jian, who was competing with Tianrener, and secretly laughed: "And if she sleeps uncomfortably, she will lose her temper and cry." ”
Wang Jian slowly moved out from under the body of Tianren Er, moved to the middle and sat up: "This problem is really strange......
"It's actually cute to get used to it." Lin Yaxuan leaned to the side again: "I'm not worried about what you'll do to me, are you still worried about yourself?" ”
"Not that ......"
"The gentleman is frank, and the villain is a relative."
In fact, Wang Jian knew. The two sisters are very talented, although Lin Yaxuan has not always looked too dazzling, she is actually a very introverted talented girl. Although her IQ is no different from that of ordinary people, she is a very hard-working and motivated person. It can be seen from the fact that she never leaves her books every day, and she rarely reads novels, mostly reading some more professional books, such as "Currency War", "Financial Turmoil", "Practical Application of Behavioral Psychology" and so on.
Probably among the people around Wang Jian, the only vase is Xiao Yiwen...... But Xiao Yiwen's vase can really be called a national treasure-level work of art, as a vase, she is not only successful, but also excellent.
"Sleep." Lin Yaxuan put down the book and turned off the light: "You still have to go to work tomorrow." ”
Then, Wang Jian felt that a fragrant smell wafted into his nose, it should be the wind that Lin Yaxuan fanned when she lay down, the soft and warm woman's charm.
"By the way, what's the business like?" Wang Jian had to casually talk about some topics to distract himself from this smell, this smell was completely covered by the choking smell of alcohol when Lin Yaxuan was drunk last time, and now the smell on Lin Yaxuan, who had just finished taking a bath, was particularly strong, even Wang Jian was a little unbearable.
"Yes, it's a busy day. Your wood carvings sell very well and are the main product. You will be billed on the first of every month. ”
"Money is secondary." Wang Jian snorted: "You can be happy." ”
"Don't be so ambiguous." Lin Yaxuan laughed softly and imprinted her fist on Wang Jian's face: "You really can't speak." ”
Wang Jian scratched his head: "I can't speak, okay, I'm sleeping." ”
After speaking, he turned around, hugged Tianji like a big pillow, put his arm under her head, and said softly, "Good night." ”
I don't know if this good night is for Tianer or Lin Yaxuan, anyway, both of them can be applied, and Lin Yaxuan also turned over and turned her back to Wang Jian, but she didn't say good night, just whispered: "If there is no sister in me, will you marry me?" ”
Wang Jian's muscles tightened, and the strings in his heart tightened suddenly: "It's okay to do this......"
"Actually...... I wondered if it was time for me to find someone to marry. Lin Yaxuan smiled rather lonely: "I wish me success." ”
"Well, you can do it."
"Thank you."
And at this moment in Dawei's room, Dawei is sitting on the bed playing poker with Huang Yue, anyway, these two guys don't have classes tomorrow morning, and the egg hurts and the egg hurts, so it's better to get up later and play more now. "I said, you're so beautiful, will a pervert look for you when you walk?"
Huang Yue sighed and said weakly, "Yes...... Last time I was a pervert touching me on the bus......"
"You're miserable." Dawei pointed to himself: "Don't look at it, you have to be like the teacher, handsome and masculine." ”
"Teacher Dawei, you are indeed handsome...... But it has nothing to do with masculinity. Huang Yue was a little embarrassed: "Teacher Wang is called masculine." ”
"He's a gorilla." Dawei waved his hand: "No, no, no." ”
"He's very well-proportioned, and he's not a perverted muscular man, so I envy his figure." Huang Yue showed his little arms and legs: "But it's far away." ”
"Little classmate, waiting for you to be a superstar, you can lead the trend even if you lack arms and legs. Look at my sister's brainless fans, all the she pulls is said to be fragrant. Dawei patted Huang Yue's shoulder: "By the way, it's almost the end of the semester, if your math is below forty points, you will wait for death." ”
"That'...... Isn't that why I'm dead......" Huang Yue made a bitter face: "I haven't been in class for a long time, and I make announcements and shoot advertisements every day." ”
"Anyway, the head teacher will clean you up then." David gloated and laughed: "You wait to be ravaged." ”
As for Xiao Jin and He Rui, the two sworn enemies, they are very lively. The two had been arguing for more than half an hour, completely immersed in the offensive against each other, and completely forgot about the time.
"Say, why are you so shameless?" Xiao Jin Yin and Yang said angrily: "You are still embarrassed to come here." ”
"What's the matter, he's unmarried and I'm unmarried, so I could have played fair." He Rui sneered: "I can get married after graduation, what about you?" Can you? ”
"Can I do anything about you!" Xiao Jin was the most irritable when he was ridiculed for his age: "Don't force me to use superpowers, believe it or not, I'll kill you." ”
"If it had been, I'd be afraid. Now......" He Rui smiled sinisterly, and then made an obedient expression of a little rabbit: "Teacher Wang...... People are so scared, Huiming said that he would poison me......"
"Ahh Xiao Jin smashed the mattress with his hand: "You are so disgusting! ”
"I'll catch you dead, how about it!" He Rui patted Xiaojin's head: "Sister, go to sleep." It's a big deal that when I catch up with Mr. Wang, I will ask you to help him solve the problem when it is inconvenient for me every month. ”
"I have foreseen your tragedy." Xiao Jin was not angry, and laughed for a while: "You are so hungry, let's go eat bananas by yourself...... After the New Year, there are some Kaven ...... Conditioning conditioning RQ