Chapter 62: I Can't Kill You (Thanks for the Reward, Plus a Change)
Lin Fan didn't expect that it was Zhu Liang who was seriously injured, and he thought that this guy would go back to the police station to call someone.
And Zhu Liang didn't call someone to help arrest Lin Fan because of excessive bleeding, he thought about coming to the hospital first to stop the bleeding on his face, and then asking someone to clean up Lin Fan, but when he saw Lin Fan walking into the outpatient room, he was like a ghost, his eyes widened, "Why are you?" ”
"Surprised?" Lin Fan smiled sinisterly.
Zhu Liang is absolutely unwilling to let Lin Fan treat himself, this guy still doesn't kill himself? He walked to the door, tore open his throat and cried out, "Doctor, where are all the doctors dead?" ”
"Unfortunately, I'm the doctor in the surgical clinic." Lin Fan sat down slowly inside, smiling brightly.
", you just said you're a gynecology intern, do you want to fix me? Lao Tzu is looking for your dean. "Zhu Liang is not stupid, he definitely can't just let Lin Fan fix it again, think about being injured by this guy, and let this guy treat himself, what's the matter?
"Whatever." Lin Fan didn't care at all, and at the same time said cool words, "If you don't let me see, then go out, turn right, turn left again, and go straight." ”
Exit the surgical clinic, turn right, turn left, go straight?
, isn't this out of the hospital?
Zhu Liang, who walked outside, scolded Lin Fan in his heart, and after catching a nurse, he asked, "Where are all the doctors in the surgical outpatient room of your hospital dead?" ”
"I asked for leave to go back." The nurse replied directly.
"That'...... What's going on with the intern inside? ”
"I guess it's a temporary replacement."
"Replaced? This is a matter of human life, how can it be said that it will be replaced? What's going on in your hospital? Zhu Liang roared, but he pulled the wound on his face, and he grinned in pain.
"If you don't see a doctor, pull it down and go straight!" The nurse didn't care that the guy was wearing a police uniform, and after leaving this sentence, she left directly.
Straight ahead?
The same is to get yourself out of the hospital.
Exercise! The people in the hospital are better than us these days.
Zhu Liang scolded viciously in his heart, turned around, and walked into the surgical outpatient room again, his face was still bleeding, and he sat opposite Lin Fan with a reluctant face, but Lin Fan was reading with his head down.
Zhu Liang shouted coldly: "How did you become a doctor?" Why don't you stop the bleeding for me? ”
Lin Fan continued to keep his head down, ignoring Zhu Liang.
", blind or deaf?" Zhu Liang was furious.
"Go out, turn right and then left, go straight, and you can go to the county hospital." Lin Fan replied coldly.
"Can Lao Tzu go to the county hospital and come to you for the fuck?" Zhu Liang replied unhappily, this car to the county hospital, nearly forty minutes, he still has to bleed too much and go into shock?
"You can't go, so you're still hairy? It is better to bleed too much and die, and the province is a scourge to the people. ”
"Paralysis, Lao Tzu's injury is still caused by you."
"So what? If you die, I will commit a murder and negligence at most, and I will only squat for a few years, and I will be a good man when I come out, and it is not me who died anyway. ”
"You ......" Zhu Liang pointed at Lin Fan, wanting to scold, but he couldn't scold, this injury still has to be treated.
"If you want to stop the bleeding, just sit honestly and take care of your mouth." Lin Fan dropped the book, then took out the prescription list, and after sitting down opposite Zhu Liang, he asked in a deep voice, "Name?" ”
", I'm your prisoner." Zhu Liang suddenly became angry again.
"I'm afraid you'll not pay after you're cured! Since you don't say it, then pull it down, and treat it wherever you like. Lin Fan's face was full of indifference.
Zhu Liang clenched his fists and gritted his teeth and replied: "Zhu Liang! ”
"Age?"
“28!”
"Do you have any bad habits?"
"Smoke and drink!"
"No prostitution, no gambling?" Lin Fan raised his head.
"Does this have anything to do with stopping the bleeding and curing the wound?"
"It has to do with whether you will pay or not, because the truth of a person's speech can deduce what kind of person he is."
"Prostitution!" Zhu Liang replied in a deep voice, already scolding in his heart: Fix me now? Lao Tzu will take you to the police station and come back tenfold.
"What's your wife's bra?"
"Don't go too far!" After a moment's scrubbing, Zhu Liang stood up directly and stared at Lin Fan.
"Haha......" Lin Fan snorted a haha, "This question really has nothing to do with treatment, if your wife's bra is too small and you can't say it, I won't ask, sit down, I'll start healing." ”
Zhu Liang, who forced himself to hold back his anger for a while, sat down, and Lin Fan went to get alcohol bottles, tweezers, cotton wool, etc., and came to Zhu Liang.
And then......
"Ahh Are you deliberately taking revenge on Lao Tzu? ”
From the surgical outpatient room, there was a scream like killing a pig, which was terrifying, and the scream lasted for nearly twenty minutes before it stopped, and the doctors walking in the corridor had strange faces, and finally, they saw a man with a face like a ghost drawing a charm walking out, and everyone was surprised: What the hell is this?
Zhu Liang looked at the strange eyes of those people, and ran out of the hospital with his face covered, wanting to find a crack in the ground to get in.
After that, Lin Fan, who was refreshed, walked out of the surgical outpatient room, in a good mood, Zhu Liang actually dared to rob Liu Hao's job, just to kill this girl, thinking about the time when he used alcohol to drip on Zhu Liang's wound just now, listening to the pig-like scream, Lin Fan was relieved in his heart, and he took twenty minutes to clean the wound that could have been cleaned in five minutes.
As for Zhu Liang's face? Many wounds were put on with band-aids, and in some places the mercury bromide solution was rubbed, and the red patch was absolutely wonderful on the face.
And Zhu Liang didn't pay yet, so he left directly, he said that he didn't bring any money, he went back to get the money, but Lin Fan knew that this guy was definitely going to call someone, and the bleeding was indeed stopped, but if it was made like that, Zhu Liang would definitely not give up.
But Lin Fan was not afraid at all, he wrote the used medicine on the list, he handed it over to the billing office, and told the colleagues inside: "Doctor Yang, that Zhu Liang hasn't given the money just now, you remember to collect it later." ”
"Yes, I'll take it." After Dr. Yang took the list, he counted it and determined the number.
Before ten minutes passed, Zhu Liang rushed into the hospital hall with three policemen, and among the people who came, there was also Lin Fan's acquaintance, Pan Ziqi, the brother of stomatist Pan Zili.
This time, Zhu Liang didn't know where to find a mask, completely covering most of the ghost-like face, and when he arrived in the hall, he roared directly: "Where was the doctor just now?" Die for Lao Tzu. ”
Lin Fan, who came out of the toilet, came to the hall and saw Zhu Liang wearing a mask, he deliberately pretended to be ignorant and asked, "You got the money?" ”
"Take the money? Take you paralyzed. Zhu Liang scolded directly, and then said to Pan Ziqi, the deputy director behind him: "Brother Pan, it's this kid, take it away." ”
Whole me? Wait a minute, let's see how Lao Tzu kills you,!
Zhu Liang looked at Lin Fan with a smug and resentful expression, already thinking in his heart about what means to use to rectify Lin Fan.