Chapter 368: The Heroine (3)
In order to take care of Lee Jun-hee, who participated in the show for the first time, Ji Seok-jin simply introduced the rules of the game to pancreatic cancer, and then the "catching mice" of the girls' department was about to begin.
At this time, in the middle of the video studio, six tables are arranged in an arc, and a separate lens is placed in front of each table, and when each player sits on a chair, there will be a close-range individual camera aimed at him, and his expression and movements are fully revealed.
After watching a few rounds of games, although the male guests sat on the sidelines and watched the women's competition, there were two variety show veterans, Kim Jong-min and Shin Jung-hwan, who were driven by them and cooperated with the atmosphere of the scene.
Lee Jun-hee also worked hard to integrate into it, sometimes, if he couldn't grasp the rhythm, he laughed along, this is still coming back from retirement, before participating in the recording of "X-MAN" for the first time, Jiang Hudong taught him the experience, when there is really nothing to do, he laughs along, there will always be a camera.
After watching it for a while, Lee Jun-hee also found that this game is indeed very interesting, the game itself is very funny, plus everyone's funny reactions, and Shin Jung-hwan and Kim Jong-min are playing nonsense on the side, and the whole video studio is laughing constantly.
Cai Yan came on behalf of the class today, replacing the sick Li Suyan, but she had also participated in the recording of "Heroine" several times before, but she was obviously not in the state today, and she lost several rounds in a row at the beginning, so that Zhao Huilian and Xuanying, who were sitting on both sides of her, were too addicted, but fortunately, as the game progressed, her attention gradually focused, so she was not beaten all the time.
However, in the next round, Cai Yan actually lost again.
Everyone looked at Cai Yan and couldn't stand up with a straight smile, Cai Yan lost too many times today, she was completely dissatisfied with her usual image, she was completely like a fool, Cai Yan was also very aggrieved, and she didn't know what was wrong today.
Although the tool of punishment is an inflatable hammer. But it still hurts a little to be beaten all the time, not to mention that the punishment is still carried out by Zhao Huilian, who is known for her great strength, and Xuanying, who declares that she is "jealous".
Seeing that she was about to be beaten again, Cai Yan was really scared, and hurriedly raised her hand and shouted, "I want to apply for the Black Knight." ”
Black Knight?
Li Junxi was stunned for a moment, and naturally knew the meaning of this word. So, if Cai Yan summons the Black Knight, isn't she talking about herself?
Before Lee Jun-hee could react, Ji Seok-jin had already asked Lee Jun-hee, "Lee Jun-hee XI!" Would you like to? ”
Li Junxi immediately came back to his senses, noticed that Cai Yanzheng was looking at him pitifully, his eyes were full of longing, and suddenly a desire for protection rose in his heart, and he shook his head directly and said, "No, I don't want to." ”
Ji Seok-jin was also stunned by Lee Jun-hee's answer. has recorded so many episodes of the show, this is the first time I have encountered such a situation, in the past, even if the male guests were really unwilling. But in order to show his masculinity in the show, no one would really refuse, but ~~~~~~ Lee Jun-hee just refused, and. Looking at his natural look, it really makes people speechless.
One word stirred up a thousand waves, and the heroines who were already laughing and climbing. slapped the table directly and laughed, especially Zhao Huilian and Xuanying, who were holding the air hammer, kept pounding the table with the air hammer next to them, laughing so badly.
Cai Yan was also so angry that she pointed at Li Junxi and shouted: "Ah! Are you still friends? ”
Before Cai Yan finished complaining, the punishment for her had already begun, originally it was just the players on both sides of the fight, but I didn't want to, Zhao Huilian and Xuanying took turns to fight, as if they were striking iron. One, two, three, four, and the thunderbolt was over.
"Isn't it just two?" Li Junxi was obviously a little puzzled by this situation, and subconsciously asked.
As a result, Li Junxi didn't ask, but when he asked, everyone laughed even more happily.
Ji Shizhen explained: "According to the rules, if the application for the Black Knight is rejected, the punishment will be doubled, but since the launch of "Heroine", the double punishment is really the first time! ”
Kim Hee-cheol's kid is already rolling on the ground with laughter right now!
"Well, I'm willing to accept it now, is that okay?" Li Junxi hurriedly made amends.
Li Junxi's words made Cai Yan also have an expression of wanting to cry without tears: "It's all over!" Does it still make sense for you to say this now? ”
Belch! All right!
"Then wait for next time, next time." Li Junxi hurriedly added.
I don't want to, a very common sentence, but it made Kim Hee-cheol laugh directly, if it weren't for Kim Ki-beom's quick eyes, he would have flipped directly under the table, and the other guests were all holding their stomachs and laughing.
After finishing speaking, Li Junxi reacted, Cai Yan has lost enough today, she is estimated to be about to have a concussion after being beaten, and if there is "next time", it is estimated that Cai Yan is really going to cry.
"Jun-hee! Aren't we friends? Why do you hate me so much! ”
If everyone knew that Li Junxi occasionally broke out his character and had the ability to make a straight cut, I am afraid he would laugh even happier.
This is exactly the case, after two rounds, Cai Yan's "little pot friend" was recruited again, this time, there was no need to wait for the host to speak, everyone looked at Cai Yan and Li Junxi with their stomachs, and laughed.
Li Junxi also laughed helplessly, there was no way, he just said it casually, and he was said, Cai Yan was caught again, what could he do.
"This time, I'll be Cai Yan's black knight." Lee Jun-hee took the initiative to raise his hand to sign up.
The refusal just now was for fun, and if he didn't take the initiative this time, Lee Jun-hee felt a little too much to say.
After walking to Cai Yan's position and sitting down, Zhao Huilian took the air hammer and walked up cordially: "Senior Li Junxi!" Please take a look at our menu and choose the one that is the strongest? ”
"The strongest? Then the strongest. Li Junxi looked like he was not afraid of the sky and the earth.
Zhao Huilian smiled and explained: "Then I'll show you the 'strongest' strength." ”
After speaking, Zhao Huilian picked up her right hand and smashed it down from the top of her head, the table "snapped" with a crisp sound, and Li Junxi, who was sitting next to her, could feel the wave of air rushing towards her.
Although I knew that Zhao Huilian was doing the show effect by hitting the table with all her might, it would definitely not be like this when it hit her head, but I saw it with my own eyes. Still hairy in my heart.
If you really take it like this, it is estimated that you will have to lie down and go back today.
"Isn't that okay?" Zhao Huilian, who was acting like a waiter at the moment, was very dedicated and asked.
Li Junxi looked back at Zhao Huilian, and his face was also full of flattering smiles, and said, "The seven matures are good, the seven are mature." ”
Xuanying on the other side had already laughed, "seven ripe" is definitely an authentic steak term, but I didn't expect Li Junxi to use it here in a hurry.
"Seven mature, no problem." Zhao Huilian immediately had an expression that was completely wrapped around me, and her right hand exerted her strange power again. Slammed into the table.
Obviously, the strength has weakened, but half of the air hammer actually flew directly, and the scene was thrilling.
Li Junxi was directly dumbfounded, and looked at Zhao Huilian with a shocked expression: "Zhao Huilian XI!" I feel like we need to reconnect! ”
Zhao Huilian obviously didn't expect such a show, and smiled wryly: "It was an accident just now, it was really an accident!" ”
But obviously no one believed Zhao Huilian's explanation, and Chi Shizhen had a frightened expression: "Zhao Huilian XI!" What a terrifying strange power! Still, have you considered the anger of Lee Jun Hee's XI fans? I heard that Lee Jun Hee XI has more than 500,000 paid fans registered on the official website! ”
Zhao Huilian looked ridiculous: "I said it was just an accident just now, no matter how I say that I am also a woman!" It's a real woman! ”
Li Junxi hurriedly said: "Since that's the case." Then just like a woman, it would be nice to have a meaning! ”
Zhao Huilian pursed her lips: "Li Junxi XI, you are a man!" How can you be so timid and afraid of pain, but. In order to take care of the emotions of your fans, it's better to have less strength, it's just seven mature, now it's half-cooked! ”
said. I reduced my strength a little more, and thumped on the table, and sure enough, this time the sound was much smaller.
Zhao Huilian has just finished practicing. I heard Shin Jung-hwan suddenly say: "If it's five ripe, isn't it a steak with blood?" ”
Bloody!
The meaning of half-cooked is bloody, so give it to the head like this, it means to make the head bleed, after Shin Zhenghuan's explanation, I am afraid that this "half-cooked" is more scary than the "strongest".
This time, even Lee Jun-hee laughed and lay directly on the table, and at the same time secretly admired Shin Zhenghuan in his heart, he really deserved to be a variety show veteran, when he spoke, the timing was really good, and the reaction caused by one sentence was so good, Shen Zhenghuan's quick wit was even more admirable.
After laughing, Zhao Huilian officially greeted Li Junxi's head, although it was still very hard, but it really hit the head, it was much better than expected, everything just now was indeed just for the effect of the show.
After Zhao Huilian finished fighting, it was supposed to be Xuanying's fight, but at this time, Cai Yan suddenly spoke: "Can you let me carry out the punishment!" ”
The princess wants to punish his own black knight, and he is also the black knight who volunteered to accept the punishment for the princess, what kind of situation is this!
Hyun Young immediately refused: "No! What if you show mercy! ”
Cai Yan immediately said firmly: "Absolutely not, I have been beaten today, I also want to try the feeling of beating, and besides, Li Junxi's performance just now is really ungentlemanly, and he should be let bear the anger of the princess!" ”
Li Junxi was dumbfounded now, this situation was completely beyond the scope of his thinking!
When Hyun Young heard Cai Yan say this, she immediately handed over the inflatable hammer with a smile, Cai Yan reached out and took it, and before Lee Jun Hee was fully conscious, she slammed the hammer over.
Syllable!
Dizzy!
It hurts!
"Lee Jung-sook! You're really here! ”
The competition in the girls' department has made everyone laugh until their throats are dumb, and the next men's competition will attract more attention, once they are caught, if they are punished, the boys' hand strength is definitely more impressive than the girls.
This game looks simple, but it requires a lot of reflexes, not only lines and gestures, but also the capture of timing, especially as you progress, the speed will get faster and faster, and it is very easy to create confusion and make mistakes.
Although Kim Jong-min, who was sitting next to Lee Jun-hee, had always made him relaxed, the more Kim Jong-min said this, the more nervous Lee Jun-hee became, and at this time, there could be no carelessness.
The competition in the boys' division was fierce from the start. Everyone's attention was very concentrated, so the ones who made the most mistakes were Shin Jung-hwan who was deliberately funny, or Kim Jong-min, and the two of them were beaten very miserably.
Li Junxi was completely seriously engaged, did not dare to slack off in the slightest, and after playing for a while, he quickly mastered the skills and became very energetic, and due to his quick reaction, he came down in a few rounds. Lee Jun-hee was not caught once.
"Lee Jun-hee XI, this is a game, are you too serious?" Ji Seok-jin looked at Lee Jun-hee, who always had a stern expression, and said with a smile, "If you make a mistake and get punished, there will be more shots!" ”
Ji Seok-jin's guidance made Lee Jun-hee immediately show a suddenly realized expression.
Cai Yan shouted next to him: "Even if Lee Jun-hee is not punished, the light will come out on the camera." The director is reluctant to edit it! ”
Cai Yan's words made the female heroes next to her accuse, and Zhao Huilian was still the loudest: "Even if it's the truth, you don't have to say it so loudly!" Don't forget. In addition to me, you also have a share of the person who just punished Lee Jun-hee XI! ”
Zhao Huilian's words made everyone laugh again.
Sure enough, I didn't know if it was intentional. Still really distracted, in short, Lee Jun-hee quickly accepted the lesson. The next round was simply lost.
Now, it was Ji Seok-jin's turn to be dumbfounded, looking at everyone's laughter, even Kim Jong-min, who was sitting next to Lee Jun-hee, couldn't stop laughing.
Ji Shizhen said to Li Junxi with some embarrassment: "Li Junxi XI! Even if my words make sense, you don't have to be so cooperative! Even if you lose on purpose, you have to have no traces, it seems that you lost accidentally, it's interesting to do this show, if you are like this, your fans will definitely misunderstand! ”
Li Junxi was stunned, he wanted to say that he didn't mean it, but it seemed that no one believed it even if he explained, so he simply kept silent with a look of grievance, he was more like a default, making the scene a sea of laughter again, on the road of variety shows, it is obvious that Li Junxi, a senior who has debuted for nearly ten years, still has a lot to learn.
Due to the "outstanding" performance of Lee Jun-hee, as well as the hard work of Shin Jung-hwan and Kim Jong-min, the competition in the boys' department was even more exciting and interesting than that of the girls' department, which made the staff below laugh so loudly that their voices were dumb.
When the game of "Catch the Mouse" is over, it is time to break again.
Shin Jung-hwan walked over and patted Lee Jun-hee's shoulder, the muscles on his face were already stiff with laughter, and he kept rubbing his cheeks, especially his protruding cheekbones: "Jun-hee, you are so talented in funny, inadvertently, you made us laugh until our stomachs hurt!" ”
Regarding the "compliment" of Shin Jung-hwan, a senior in the comedy industry, Lee Jun-hee could only shrug his shoulders: "No way! Brother Zhenghuan! That's talent. ”
Belch~~~~~
"Hahahaha~~~~~~~~"
Lee Jun-hee's cheekiness made everyone laugh again.
In the next recording, Lee Jun-hee seems to have found a feeling, and he said a few words from time to time, and the effect was very good, and he could even occasionally cooperate with Shin Jung-hwan or Kim Jong-min to create bigger laughs.
Chi Shizhen, as a senior watching from the sidelines, couldn't help but sigh: There is really a genius in this world, even if it is funny, as long as he wants to, he can do it immediately! I really can't envy it!
Finally, the recording of the show has also entered the hygiene, only the last game link "dibi.dibi.di" remains, but look at the time, it has been recorded for more than four hours, and the clock has pointed to two o'clock in the morning, and it seems that it will be recorded until about four o'clock to complete.
For night owls, this time should only be the beginning of the night, but Lee Jun-hee started running the trip at six o'clock in the morning today, and he hasn't slept well all day, and he is completely tired at the moment.
But fortunately, the atmosphere has always been very hot and funny, so I'm not too sleepy, otherwise I'll fall asleep in the middle of the recording program, which is called a classic.
This time, the break was longer, there was half an hour, and the on-site staff brought in all the supper, simple biscuits, potato chips and other snacks, as well as juice and coffee.
Although supper is the enemy of obesity, idols can't be fat.
But after recording the show for a few hours, there is a lot of physical and energy consumption, and I don't eat at this time, and I don't know how tormented it will be when I record the show for a while, so everyone ran over to get food.
It's okay for others to eat, but Lee Jun-hee can only sit in place and look at everyone eating pitifully.
Jin Xianzhong was eating potato chips, and when he saw that Li Junxi didn't even move, he asked curiously: "Senior, don't you eat it?" ”
"Haha, don't say it, he's participating in "Ten Thousand Yuan of Happiness", and he can't eat." Shin Jung-hwan said with a laugh.
"VJ doesn't seem to be there!" Kim Jong-min looked around, but he didn't see VJ who had been accompanying him all the time.
Lee Jun-hee also stood up when he heard this, and found that the VJ, who had been following him like a donkey skin glue and a ghost for several days, had disappeared without a trace.
Doesn't that mean ~~~~~~
Kim Jong-min hurriedly grabbed a large handful of biscuits and stuffed them into Li Junxi's hand: "Jun-hee, what a chance, eat quickly!" Eat it! ”
"Senior! Go to the corner and eat, it's not easy to spot! Kim Hee-cheol also immediately proposed, and as he spoke, he also pulled up Kim Ki-beom, and Kim Hyun-joong and Lee Seung-gi stood in front of Lee Jun-hee to cover him.
Looking at the biscuits in his hand, there is no doubt that Li Junxi's heart is moved, to be precise, his stomach is moving!
I'm so hungry! (To be continued......)