Chapter 338: Super Oil
"Question, in the face of Nene who was wet by Liu Zixuan's own urine, how can I give her a reasonable explanation? The solution is to take off her inner layer, dry it with an electric air, and put it on for her. ”
The system does not have a trace of lag and gives the answer directly!
Simple, practical, effective, but too obscene!
"Grass!" Zhang Yang took a sip directly at that time, this is special, such an answer requires a system integral, it's too hateful, why didn't he think of this?
But, then again, took her off from the inside? This... Isn't this too obscene, doesn't that mean that she wants to let herself look at her?
Well, even though she'd seen the place herself, over and over again... It's a bit unkind, right?
It's not kind, it's not thick, Chapter 338 Super Big Oil Dao! I thought to myself, but my hand was already stretched out by a ghost......
Meow a fork, the immeasurable Tianzun, this is systematically taught, ghosts and gods are not strange!
Trembling and reaching out...... Tsk, this untapped teenage girl... It's just good-looking! What's that? What a famous device or something!
So, the nosebleeds that had finally stopped erupting again... It seems that Lulu has to help buy some blood-replenishing things to replenish her body, this time, this time, it is better than a woman's aunt to lose blood, the gains outweigh the losses, if the next few people are all like this, this little life will be lost.
Two hours later, the little witch who woke up only felt that her ears and eyes were clear for a while, and she slept so sweetly that she stretched her waist lazily. He twisted his neck comfortably, and was almost about to cry out timidly.
Turning his head, he inadvertently saw a man with two balls of toilet paper stuffed in his nose lying on the sofa sickly, and he couldn't help but be startled, and immediately jumped up from the bed and put on a fighting posture.
"Phew. What is the significance of the demon who dares to run to this girl's room? ”
"Peat. This is my room, okay! Zhang Yang glanced at Chapter 338 Super Oil Rubbing her angrily, this nosebleed is so wicked, and she is not a girl. How unlucky this is, completely forgetting the fact that I have seen other people's little sisters many times.
"Hey, it's you." Liu Zixuan withdrew his pink fist, stretched out his hand and scratched his head, and finally remembered that he was here to be trained, but no, wasn't he here to be trained? Why do you seem to have slept a lot?
Liu Mei frowned slightly, his head seemed to remember something, and his face was frosty, and he glared at Zhang Yang angrily: "You drugged my water!" ”
Zhang Yang glanced at her. nodded very happily and admitted: "Yes, you are allowed to drug me all day long, can't I give you the next time?" ”
"Ah, so you really drugged me." Liu Zixuan heard this. Immediately jumped up like an electric shock, shrunk his body, and then immediately checked all the parts on his body from top to bottom, and found that there didn't seem to be anything missing, "You... You... You, you. ”
She stretched out a finger as slender and white as a jade onion, poked Zhang Yang and said in a panic. "You say, did you take advantage of me?"
"Hey, hey, cheap, it depends on what's cheap?" Zhang Yang got up from the sofa, lazily walked to the water dispenser, poured himself a glass of boiling water, took a sip of water, and wandered beside her like a pig brother, "Do you mean **, or mental?" ”
"When... While... Of course it's on the **. Liu Zixuan's teeth couldn't stop chattering, this soul is weak, he won't take off his virgin body, right? Oh my God, it's not alive! How do you explain to your parents?
"** on? I'm not interested in washboards. Zhang Yang looked at her chest hidden by her wide beige tuxedo sweater and said with pretense of disdain.
"Washboard?" Liu Zixuan subconsciously looked at his chest, and immediately became angry, his beautiful eyes widened: "You dare to scold me for being a washboard, I... I... What the hell, do you want you to have it identified? Let me show you what it means to be a bo|ba! ”
As he spoke, he directly lifted the beige sweater, revealing the brown tight cotton coat inside, as well as the two towering peaks on his chest.
"Poof!" Zhang Yang took a sip of water and sprayed half a mouthful, not that she was frightened by her actions, but the word "Bo" she said, well, although hers is not small, but there is still a certain distance from that level, which makes Gao Qi, Yang Fei, Yang Jing, Lulu, and Sister Qiao embarrassed, among all the beauties, she can only admire the end, that is, she is slightly stronger than Danying.
"How dare you laugh at me!" The moment Liu Zixuan lifted his clothes, he regretted it a little, he must have been tricked by this guy.
"There's something in there." Zhang Yang reached out and wiped the water stains on his lips, glanced at her chest, and said lightly.
"You... Oh, I see, brother, you deliberately provoked me to show you myself, so that you could take advantage of me, right? I'm not fooled. Liu Zixuan calmed down at this time, and felt that Zhang Yang was just trying to trick him into taking off his clothes, so he was not fooled.
Zhang Yang showed a look of annoyance on his face, and said stupidly: "Anyway, it's a washboard, it doesn't matter if you look at it or not." ”
"Hehe, it's useless, now I'm not fooled, you can't provoke me." Liu Zixuan felt that he had completely seen through Zhang Yang's tricks, and he was quite happy, and he didn't care about Zhang Yang's provocation at all, "I'm more energetic now, what is that, hurry up and teach me how to improve my hand speed and reaction ability, don't rub it in." ”
It seems that she doesn't know that her hand speed and reflexes have improved significantly, Zhang Yang glanced at her, and felt that there was no need to tell her about the fact that she had improved her ability, and by the way, it would be better to fool her for a while.
"Well, now that you've slept enough, it's time for training to begin." Zhang Yang rolled his eyes, stared at her, and deliberately asked, "Don't you really want to know, why did I drug you?" ”
"Hmm!" When Liu Zixuan heard it, yes, he almost forgot about it, "Why did you drug me?" Is it because I used to tease you all the time, that you treat me like this, right? You're a big man, so ungraceful. ”
"Huh! Huh! What are you thinking, am I the kind of person who will repay me? ”
You're obviously that kind of man! Liu Zixuan muttered in his heart, but he asked in a low voice without moving: "Otherwise?" ”
"I tell you, it's not for you, do you feel refreshed and clear-eyed now?"
When Liu Zixuan heard this, his mouth curled, and he nodded curly: "Yes, so what's the matter, who has slept well and is not refreshed?" ”
"That's right!" Zhang Yang smiled and said, "Don't you want to train hand speed and reaction ability, these two things are related to the human body, involving neurology, human physiology, brain reaction speed, etc., so when training, first of all, the physiological function of the body must be kept in the best state, and your current state is the best time to train." ”
Zhang Yang's face was not red, and his heart was not beating.
"Really?" When Liu Zixuan heard it, he felt that there seemed to be some truth, and this truth was like reading books when he was a child, and the effect of morning reading was the best.
"Alright, let's get started." Zhang Yang rolled up his sleeves and looked like he was ready to start pointing out the country.
Although Liu Zixuan felt a little weird, he didn't find anything abnormal, so he could only nod mechanically: "Okay, then what should I do?" ”
"First of all, hand speed!" Zhang Yang pulled the sleeve tube of his shirt to his elbow, spread his five fingers, and slammed in a wavy shape like playing a piano, "In the SC interstellar, there are some masters with fast hands, and within a minute, they can even reach 400 operations, what do they rely on?" Long-term training! ”
"And we, sorry, it's a short time, you don't have this opportunity to train for a long time, so we have to find another way." Zhang Yang secretly glanced at Liu Zixuan, her pupils dilated slightly, and the corners of her eyes were tilted, which proved that she was listening carefully, which meant that she believed what she said.
"And what about this shortcut..."Zhang Yang walked to his desk, stretched out a finger, bent it, and gently tapped on the desk table, "Recently, the evil Midi... Oh, forgot, you seem to be a student trained by the University of Michigan, they have engaged in a method called neurostimulation, which is said to improve people's neurotactile sensitivity in a short period of time, they were invented to let the soldiers of the Mi Army improve their combat effectiveness on the battlefield, but this method can help us. ”
Zhang Yang paused, smiled and put his face next to Liu Zixuan's cheek, and whispered: "You can help us and improve our hand speed and reflexes as quickly as possible." ”
"I've heard of this thing, too, but it's a secret, how did you get it?"
"Hehe, don't ask more about this." Zhang Yang put his hand in his trouser pocket, and said in a mysterious manner, "Anyway, you just listen to me, let's start training." ”
"Yes, yes!" Liu Zixuan has been completely fooled by Zhang Yang, and she has no suspicion in her heart at this moment.
"Okay, stretch out your hand, yes, then spread your five fingers and put it on the table!" As he spoke, Zhang Yang took out the silver needle bag, spread out the cloth bag, revealing silver needles shining with silver light, stretched out his hand, and twisted one between his thumb and index finger.
"You... What are you doing? Liu Zixuan's eyes widened, this is a needle, although it is thin, it will hurt if you pierce it!
"Acupuncture, acupuncture, do you understand? I'm here to stimulate the nerves in your fingers and develop your potential..."
"No, didn't you say that this thing was brought from Mi Jun? How come you even have acupuncture? Liu Zixuan looked suspicious.
"You don't understand this, right, this is called Huawei foreign use, understand, they stole the teacher from us, okay, don't talk nonsense, open your fingers... Buttocks... Well, hip raising, yes, that's it..."
"Are you sure you lied to me?"
"Nonsense, if it doesn't work, I'll chop it on the spot!" Zhang Yang hugged her hands, the lines of this girl's buttocks are really beautiful, tsk, how to fix her next? rq!!!