No.326 Actor class.
After dawn, Wang Jian finally ushered in the first important day since his official work - the final exam day.
On this day, he got up early to take a bath, and then burned three sticks of sandalwood in front of the statue of Guan Gong with a broken knife handle that Xiao Yiwen picked up out of nowhere, and put on a whole set of brand new clothes and pants that had not been opened.
"You're going to the court." Liang Huanhuan, who was sitting on the sofa drinking porridge barefoot, leaned his head on the back of the sofa and watched Wang Jian running back and forth: "Do you want to eat something good?" ”
Wang Jian took a deep breath: "I want to eat chicken legs." ”
Liang Huanhuan took out five yuan from his pocket: "Go, eat something good, so that you can go on the road." ”
"Okay, thank you." Wang Jian didn't mind grabbing the money and stuffing it into his pocket: "It's time for you to find a boyfriend." ”
"!" Liang Huanhuan didn't say a word, threw up a pillow and smashed it on Wang Jian's head: "Where did you get the problem, which pot you don't open and which pot you don't mention." ”
At this time, Xiao Yiwen staggered into the living room, fluffy and waved her hand: "...... early"
"You shouldn't be up at this point." Liang Huanhuan turned his head to look at her: "As a rice worm, you should sleep until noon and get up, and stretch out your hands to eat to open your mouth." ”
Xiao Yiwen shook her head: "I got a job, and I went to work on the first day today." ”
"You're going to be looking for a job, too?" Wang Jian was surprised: "Don't be deceived. ”
Xiao Yiwen patted her chest: "I'm very smart, I'm going to the vegetable market to sell roast duck, with a salary of fifteen yuan an hour." I don't have any pocket money left. ”
Wang Jian sighed and pulled out his broken wallet. took out all the red tickets in it: "Don't go, I have 500 yuan here, you can take it and spend it." ”
"Don't ......" Xiao Yiwen shrank back: "I like roast duck ......"
With that, she went into the bathroom, but came out in five minutes, her clothes and pants already dressed, and her cap. Plain face to the sky.
"I'm leaving." Xiao Yiwen picked up a bun and stuffed it into her mouth, and shouted vaguely: "Baby, go." ”
Her baby is actually a cuddle. The only person in this room is that she calls hugging, maybe because of this, so hugging and Xiao Yiwen's relationship. Second only to the relationship with natural two. Of course, it is also possible that they both belong to rice worms who eat and do not work, so they have a tacit understanding of the same disease.
Watching her go out with a hug, Wang Jian nodded: "It's okay, there is something to do, and people are also substantial." ”
Liang Huanhuan snorted: "It's so chaotic in the vegetable market, it's cool if she goes out and is going to be raped." ”
"You've always been very young, hugging?" Wang Jian took out a notebook from under the TV cabinet and threw it to Liang Huanhuan: "Look at it." ”
Liang Huanhuan opened it and looked at it twice: "Hey, hug and dominate the diary...... Look at this font. It's my young lady's. She's clean of this kind of boring. ”
"In the past two months, Hug has conquered all the wild cats and wild dogs within a radius of one kilometer, and has fought with four Tibetan mastiffs without defeat. I have bitten eleven thieves, eaten forty-seven chickens, twenty-two ducks, three geese and two cucumbers in the vegetable market......" Wang Jian spread his hands: "Recognized as the king of dogs." ”
"Forget it. She can do whatever she likes. Liang Huanhuan said as he spoke, and the whole person was crooked to the sofa: "I'll go back to sleep, annoy me, I'll eat you." ”
"It's better for you to find a boyfriend."
"I'll your grandma's legs." Liang Huanhuan flew over with another pillow: "Shut up!" ”
After arriving at the school, Wang Jian walked into the classroom with a sandalwood scent and looked at the students who didn't care about the audience. His eyes narrowed: "In twenty minutes, you are about to walk into the examination room." I won't say anything to you now, I'll give me an argument. ”
"The big boss, the festival mourns......"
Ye Wen stood up first, dragged his bag and walked outside, his back was depressed, as if he was not going to the examination room but the execution ground.
Then......
"Great master, mourning ......"
"Great boss, mourning...... In this way, Wang Jian looked at a bunch of people in a daze, and rushed to the examination room as if he was going to commit collective suicide together, feeling quite uncomfortable in his heart, and had a feeling of "did he do something wrong".
"Teacher Wang, I'm going." He Rui gave Wang Jian a thumbs up: "Jin Huiming is exempt from the exam, you see me take the first place." ”
And Zhang Manting was also beaming when she followed her: "I heard that it is very difficult this time, and I will definitely be in the top three." ”
After looking at these two people, Wang Jian felt a little sense of accomplishment, but this sense of accomplishment was too weak, after all, it was a class...... Only two people have this confidence, so from another point of view, isn't it a failure of the teacher?
However, just as Wang Jian raised his heavy steps and was about to walk out, He Rui suddenly came back and kissed Lao Wang's face with lightning speed: "Teacher Wang, I like you." ”
Wang Jian took a step back, his face was suddenly flushed, and he glared at him and reprimanded, but no matter how he stared, he looked very imposing: "Don't make ...... trouble"
He Rui giggled and ran away, the corners of her skirt flying. Just like those young and beautiful girls when Wang Jian was studying, Wang Jian could only look at her back and shake his head.
"I'm actually curious, how are you, so popular with girls." Dawei flashed and appeared at the door: "I'm so jade and in the wind, I haven't even received a love letter, I'm really unwilling." ”
"Maybe they're treating you like a sister."
After Wang Jian finished speaking, he walked to the examination room he was responsible for, and Dawei reacted for a long time before chasing after him: "You slut, you don't have dirty words when you hurt people, I warn you, if you want to make fun of my good looks again, I'll beat you!" ”
Wang Jian paused, and hooked his finger at Dawei: "Come." ”
"I ...... You slut! ”
Regarding the invigilation, Wang Jian is not worried, he can even intercept the notes flying in the sky with a chalk head, and his eyes are very sharp, if he wants to cheat in front of him, it is simply difficult to get to the sky. Therefore, he was rated as the most terrifying invigilator in the school. Not to be seen by students in any other class.
On the contrary, it is natural two, and has won the first place in the most popular teacher ranking for three consecutive years. There are many reasons for being on the list, such as: pretty, cute, good voice, long legs, good figure, and it doesn't matter if she is invigilated or not......
Those students who have been invigilated by her have a common evaluation, that is, "cool"! Because this guy is in a daze as soon as he sits down, and when he is in a daze, he reaches the end of the exam, and occasionally he sleeps without being in a daze. If you don't stay in a daze, you won't sleep. There will be an inexplicable extra music box on the podium, and then ...... She started playing with the music box and would play until the end of the invigilation.
The process of the exam is similar across the country. Good students write shirring, bad students snort and sleep, and bad students are not bad. All kinds of beings are condensed in a small exam. When there are multiple-choice questions, some people throw dice, when filling in the blanks, some people stretch their necks, and when writing essays, many people can only bite the pen.
And each invigilator has his own style, such as Wang Jian sitting on the podium, holding a handful of chalk and ready to shoot his head. David played with his mobile phone and suddenly raised his head from time to time. The natural two are still sleeping, chirping and talking in their dreams. He Ami patrolled back and forth with a long ruler.
Of course, cheating is also a beautiful sight. To put it another way, cheating is actually a science. It is a series of systems engineering including teamwork, management, auditing, ballistics, electronic applications, psychology, reconnaissance and counter-reconnaissance, interpersonal relations, and so on.
There are hundreds of millions of students every year, and at least 90 percent of them cheat. And only a very small number of them were really caught.
This time, the group cheating plan of Class 29 is actually very simple, but it is also very practical, when the answer comes out. The first recipient will make many copies of his splits, and then each split copy will be passed on to a different person, and then everyone will copy it as quickly as possible, then exchange nodes, and before the end of the exam, everyone will be synchronized.
This is known as a cheat scheme of the Spider Node scheme. The planner is Zhao Feng, the executors are Liu Xuezhu and Li Nuo, Liu Xuezhu has the fastest writing speed, and the handwork is also very good, the paper ball that comes out of her hand is only the size of a boogue, but it can write down a whole Guan Ju dove when it is expanded, and the speed of Li Nuo's mobile phone text message can reach 110 words a minute......
The source of the answer is Class 3, they have formed a kind of sibling class relationship with Class 29 because of the last camping, and most of their boyfriends are in Class 29......
As soon as the exam began, their synchronization rate began to skyrocket, and when the cough sounded when the answer was heard, no one needed to say anything, and the person sitting by the window began to take on the role of scout, and the person sitting in front of the invigilator was responsible for attracting firepower.
Although they were scattered in different classes, almost at the same time, everyone received the answers, but they did not copy them, but continued to expand the scope of cheating of the answers, and under the sophisticated collaboration mechanism, the answers were almost exactly the same for the entire half of the grade.
Of course, there are a few people who have stumbled and stumbled, and there are a few people who have been caught cheating, all of whom are not of high skill level in other classes, but when they actually asked the source of the answer, no one knew where the answer came from, and they all said in unison, "There is a small paper ball that suddenly flew to the table."
After the first exam, when Wang Jian walked out of the examination room, he happened to meet Teacher Xiao Ming of the third class, and Teacher Xiao Ming greeted Wang Jian: "Teacher Wang." ”
"Xiao Ming." Wang Jian also nodded at Teacher Xiao Ming: "I heard that you are going to get married in the summer vacation?" ”
"Don't mention it, other girls dislike me for having no money, so they don't want me." Teacher Xiao Ming shook his head: "Don't mention this, do you have any cheating over there?" ”
"Nope." Wang Jian took out a large pile of notes from his pocket: "I caught them all." ”
"You're still amazing." Xiao Ming sighed: "I'm going to be unlucky......"
Wang Jian asked with a full head: "What do you mean?" ”
Teacher Xiao Ming sighed and handed the paper in his hand to Wang Jian: "In the entire examination room, the answer is exactly the same." ”
"Cheating?"
Wang Jian blinked, looked down at the papers in his examination room, and found that there were all kinds of answers, everything. What "why should he cut the candles in the west window, and a red apricot comes out of the wall" and what "the yellow sand wears gold armor in a hundred battles, it is better to hang the southeast branch", all kinds of strange things emerge in endlessly, Lao Wang smiled with satisfaction......
"It's cheating." Teacher Xiao Ming's face was full of grievances: "There is no way to catch organized, disciplined and planned cheating." ”
Then. The invigilators in the other examination rooms came out one after another, except for the natural two humming songs and a sleepy face, the other teachers were all like great enemies.
Then, Wang Jian was asked to hold a meeting......
"Vicious cheating incidents." The head of the grade group, that is, Director Xu, stood in the conference room and slammed the table: "Scandal. Scandal! ”
Wang Jian stood up: "I didn't find cheating. ”
"That's because no one can cheat on you." Director Xu said angrily: "Look at the other examination rooms!" ”
Wang Jian leaned over and took a few looks, and this look was really amazing. The answer...... Although the handwriting is not the same. But the others are just like those printed by the printing press, and there are nearly 900 people in 229 classes. The answer for most of them is exactly the same! There are even more than 100 people who have copied the typos!
"It's a good feeling." Wang Jian quickly pulled out the answers of the twenty-ninth class and found that none of these guys were the same......
"Now all the Chinese teachers come out and change the papers for me!"
Wang Jian is a Chinese teacher, so he must also participate in the revision of the papers. Each person is responsible for correcting the papers of his own class, and the twenty-ninth class is ...... This achievement is really weak. The total score of 150 points, He Rui is as high as 141, Zhang Manting is 129, and the others ...... The highest score is ninety-one, and the lowest score is twenty-six.
Of course, this also has the most neat classes. For example, in nine classes and ten classes, the average score of the two classes is one hundred and four, and the other is also one hundred and four.
In the end, the only people who did not participate in this large-scale cheating were the first, second, third, fourth and twenty-ninth classes! There are also 15 classes and 17 classes cheating sporadically. And in total, there are nearly 900 people in the whole grade. Only one-third didn't cheat.
"Ladies and gentlemen." Director Xu's face was extremely ugly: "What else is there to say?" If you look at Class 29, there is no cheating at all. Where is your moral education? ”
Of course, no one spoke at this time, so Lao Xu kept going crazy, and in the end, he simply announced that the exam was canceled, so those who were verified to be cheating were all sent to military training for a summer vacation! The invigilator of the exam room where all the cheats are strictest. Deduct one month's bonus and five percent year-end bonus.
Wang Jian will reward 20% of the year-end bonus and an additional one-month bonus......
"Ah Jian...... I was deducted. "Natural two walked on the way back to the office, crying and sad, full of sorrow: "It's so sticky......"
And Wang Jian was silent for a long time, and suddenly a sentence popped out: "I don't feel right......"
"What's wrong?" Natural two tugged at his hair: "What's wrong?" ”
Wang Jian shook his head: "This is not normal, how can those guys in my class not cheat......"
"I don't know." Natural two smiled: "It seems to be really, this is amazing." ”
Soon, Wang Jian summoned the gang of cubs from Class 29 back, and he sat on the podium: "Don't you have anything to tell me?" ”
"Big boss, we just want to say...... If I go to military training, can I bring my dog? Zhao Feng stood up: "It's very well-behaved and won't bite." ”
Wang Jian sighed: "What do you know about large-scale cheating?" ”
"I know, I know." Li Nuo stood up excitedly: "Someone copied it for me, but I remember the teachings of the big boss, I would rather be bad in the exam than cheat!" ”
And Cheng Hui also deeply agreed with Li Nuo's words, and nodded heavily: "A few brothers also copied it for me, but I categorically refused, the most important thing in being a man is morality." ”
Wang Jian sighed, knowing that he couldn't ask why, and if he continued to ask, it would hurt the self-esteem of these guys and make them think that they didn't even believe them. And now that the wood is in the boat, the fact is that they just didn't cheat, so Wang Jian coughed twice:
"There are two messages. The first is that the exam has been cancelled. Second, you can have a peaceful summer vacation. Cheating people participate in military training. ”
As soon as the words were spoken, the class jumped to their feet, beating their chests, cheering, high-fives, and dancing. The whole class boiled like an old soup hot pot.
After they quieted down, Wang Jian shook his head helplessly: "By the way, tomorrow morning at half past nine, I will go to the lower floor of the top floor of Shengyin Building." I contacted you with the Dream Fund, and your summer vacation plans can be achieved all at once, and some of them may be a little troublesome, but most people's dreams can be realized. ”
This time, it was originally just a hot pot, but now it's the same as the scream in a horror movie, the voice is so terrible that it even hooked up with He Ami on the second floor.
"You're so hilarious."
Wang Jian ignored the gang of guys who were immersed in excitement, and walked outside with the door: "What are your plans for the summer vacation?" ”
"Eat all over China!" He Ami raised a hand, also elated: "But China is so big, I can't eat it in two months!" I'm going to go to Guangdong first, and then I'm going to Guangxi, Yunnan and Guizhou along Guangdong. I will go to Sichuan, Tibet and Inner Mongolia next summer. Take your time, I'm still young. ”
Wang Jian smiled and nodded: "Remember to take pictures." By the way, the cheating thing ......"
"I will inform the group of this, but the school has also made the right way to deal with it, and the group will not object." He Ami shrugged: "Cheating is a manifestation of human intelligence, although reluctantly, but I have to say that the knowledge in cheating is far more useful than the knowledge in books." ”
At this time, Wang Jian's phone rang suddenly, he took a look and found that it was actually Mr. Mei.
"Hello? Teacher Mei. ”
"Little San'er, don't run around at night, I'll give you a big gift."
Wang Jian was stunned: "What?" ”
"Great gift! No, it's supposed to be a big package! ”
"What is it?"
"Don't say it, let's sell it first." rq