Chapter 16: I Want to Talk to Your Wife

There are many police officers in front of the hot dog car in front of the police station, most of these people are bachelors, and their busy work every day makes them have no intention of enjoying a good breakfast, so eating ready-made hot dogs is the most convenient choice, at noon may choose KFC, Burger King and other fast food, after work in the evening to relieve fatigue will definitely go to the bar for a drink, due to the salary problem, most of them drink beer.

After listening to Wood's introduction, I understood why there are some overweight fat people in various police departments in Los Angeles, and it is okay to eat like this? In case nothing happens in the block on this day, sitting in a patrol car all day, it's no wonder if you're not fat.

"Week."

Just parked his car in the parking lot over the weekend, and when he walked out of the parking lot, Wood was shouting at him next to the hot dog cart.

Glancing at the many patrolmen surrounding the hot dog cart, Weekend slowly walked over, "Hey, Wood. ”

Wood reached out and patted the carport of the hot dog cart, and when the two sounds of 'bump, bump' came out, he said, "Jerry, give our new couple the most delicious hot dog." ”

Then, Wood said to everyone, "You-know-what?" This kid showed his face in Adam's bet with the FBI, and you've surely heard that the entire homicide section and forensics gave him applause at the crime scene at the Cecil Hotel, and now, the male protagonist has arrived. ”

"Zhou, this is Miguel, Vic, alas, the stupid big guy next to me who watches the hot girls, do you remember what the is called? I forgot anyway. Wood made a joke at the big man in the farthest distance as he introduced the men, for he was too focused on the beautiful women passing by in front of the police station.

Is this Wood's return?

I thought about it for a while over the weekend, and it seemed that this move was the right move.

"You're the guy who went crazy at the scene of the crime and made the homicide and forensic departments an idiot? OH~ SHIT, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE REALLY MATERIAL OR TALKING NONSENSE ON THE SPOT, IT'S GREAT. ”

"FUCK-YOU, WOOD, HOW CAN YOU, WHO HAVE A WIFE, UNDERSTAND OUR SINGLE DESIRE FOR BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, YOU HAVE NEVER HAD ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH OTHER WOMEN OTHER THAN HUGGING IN YOUR LIFE, ZHOU, DON'T LOOK AT THIS GUY WOOD IS THE MOST POPULAR IN OUR BUREAU, BUT WHEN HE GOES TO A BAR, A WOMAN WILL BE HIS NATURAL ENEMY, AND THE PHYSIOLOGICAL REACTION AFTER SEEING A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN CAN MAKE HIM GO TO CHURCH TO CONFESS FOR A WEEK."

Wood shook his head and said, "When do you learn not to squirt feces from your mouth, I think you'll be able to talk to the women who pass by on the street." ”

"Asshole, you almost made me late, guys, are you full, we've got to get in. Nice to meet you, Zhou. ”

Several policemen walked slowly towards the police station, especially Vic's bloated figure was particularly greasy.

"Checkout." Wood glanced at the weekend and tapped his chin at the burger cart for a familiar weekend exchange.

How did he remember that when he wanted to get close to someone in China, he played this routine?

But he did so over the weekend, giving a total of five hot dogs and even leaving change as a tip for Jerry in the dining car.

"On weekends, you know, there's no big racial divide in L.A., but usually white people still choose to get together with white people, and black people are the same, and we don't discriminate against each other, but we can't mix together in private. We don't have Asians in the bureau, so you don't have your own camp here, and the Asians in the other bureaus will also be independent, and this is Los Angeles. ”

"Today, you're kind of a signal to everyone in the bureau that you're more willing to get closer to us, and at the same time, those blacks will distance themselves from you a little bit, of course, it's all sensory, and when it's time to actually patrol the streets, no matter what color you are, you'll shoot to save the lives of your comrades, and we're all police."

Wood quickly nibbled on the little hot dog that had been left, and the napkin wiped his hands as he led the weekend to the police department's office building, and put his greasy fingers in his mouth.

"This breakfast car is a gathering place before we go to work, those black people will choose to sit in the front of the parking lot, each wave of people has their own rules, if you want to integrate into us, you may have to invite a few guests, rest assured, you don't have to worry about money, after these few days, your breakfast for a month will be taken by us in turn, this is a kind of mutual respect, although it seems that there will be a little suspicion of squeezing in the early stage." Wood pushed open the door to the police station, walked inside, and headed for the stairs.

"The Scorching Sun Bar next door is a must-visit place for us after work, you have to go and have a look, where they will talk more openly, and it will be easier to accept newcomers after drinking, at that time, you don't need to bring a wallet, the bar owner will give a free glass of wine to every newcomer who enters the Scorching Sun Bar, and everyone else will pay for their own drinks."

"There's a process for every new person to become their own person, and I think it's the same on the black side, even though we haven't tested it ourselves."

The two of them went up to the common office area on the second floor, and Wood suddenly remembered something and whispered, "Thank you for your help yesterday." ”

"Are you all right?" Asked over the weekend.

Wood nodded and laughed.

Weekend smiled and responded: "Help? Don't make a fuss, we didn't even see each other yesterday. ”

Wood was stunned for a moment, then smiled as well, "You're right. ”

At this moment, Vic, Miguel and the others, who were still chatting at the door just now, stretched out their hands to thank him for his generosity, and then Preston walked out of his office and arranged his work as usual.

At the end of the week, I found that I was no longer like a lonely ghost today, at least everyone would talk to themselves casually when they went to the parking lot to get their cars, he was no longer a transparent person like Adam in the police department, and there was a voice like 'Zhou' in and out, although it was mostly white, this became the first step to integrate into the police department.

AT NIGHT, WHEN HE RUSHED BACK TO THE SCORCHING SUN BAR NEAR THE POLICE STATION FROM THE WAREHOUSE ON THE WEEKEND, HE FINALLY SAW THE FAMILIAR SCENE, THE RED-FACED WOOD WAS FULL OF 'FUCK, FUCKED-UP, AND SHIT', AND ALTHOUGH THERE WAS NO BLACK ACCENT IN HIS MOUTH, SUCH A STRAIGHTFORWARD STATEMENT STILL SHOWED THE MOST AUTHENTIC SIDE. And Vic, like Miguel, is full of meat jokes, they talk about women, money, and football, and irresponsibly blame Preston for all his mistakes, comparing him to a pig licking the ass of the head of the General Bureau.

In fact, the Western Branch is exactly the same as Montek, they just hide this side, and even on weekdays, when patrolling, they will ask the lost passengers: "Is there anything to help you, SIR?" "However, all this will never be discovered by you when they have not yet accepted you, even if you have the prestige at the scene of the crime, the most you get is a nod of the head, because you never belong to their world.

After a few days on end, on the weekend, when he drove to the parking lot one morning and drove from the parking lot to the hot dog cart, Vic asked enthusiastically for the first time, "What do you like?" Baby, today I am in charge of everything for you. "He's very nasty, really nasty, but everyone can tell it's just a joke.

At that time, the weekend felt like a Montec, but he knew that they had not experienced the dangerous moments of patrolling the streets together, they just allowed you to exist around them, as if they had accepted the existence of homosexuality, which was an improvement, and only an improvement.

When Wood arrived, Weekend walked up to him with the hot dog in his hand and said, "Wood, I have a request. ”

"What are you hesitating about?" Wood replied.

"I want to talk to your wife. Don't get me wrong, I just want to know what your wife saw that night. "As you know, Adam and I are investigating the Cecil Hotel......

"OK, but don't hurt her, don't ask excessive questions, I'm already guilty, don't make it difficult for me."

Weekend breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Thank you." ”

"You're welcome to my house for dinner."

"I'll remember to bring a table wine."