Since the last time he spied the Huangshi Heavenly Book Heavenly Machine in Dingtao City, more than ten days have passed, and no matter how much Wang Xiaoming stares, he has not seen the shadow brother who taught him the trick of returning ten thousand swords to one again.

Wang Xiaoming was very depressed in his heart, what is the use of learning a sword dance Ling Xu, it is okay to use it to scare cats and dogs, if you meet a real master, alas...... Not to mention the best like Xiang Yu and Han Xin, just Huang Xiu'er is ......

Wang Xiaoming touched a few new bruises on his arm and sighed.

Because he didn't think of how to make Huang Xiuer be his wife openly, Wang Xiaoming has been devastated these days......

On one side is the Hedong lion, and on the other side is the tigress, which makes me feel embarrassed by this little fresh meat!

Wang Xiaoming took the three girls to hide in Tibet, evading the pursuit of the Qin army while looking for Xiang Yu's whereabouts......

Soon, they ran out of money.

On this day they came to a small town, which had been devastated by the war, and there were more dead than alive, and every house was full of sorrow.

There was a wind in the city, in addition to rolling up the yellow sand, mixed with the flying ash that had not yet been burned, and the streets were desolate, with few figures in sight, only groups of wild dogs wandering in groups......

It's a bleak scene, and what's even more bleak is that it's time to eat, but Wang Xiaoming touched his pocket, it was really clean.

Not to mention that there is no money, even if you have money in this case, you will only be hungry.

Wang Xiaoming's belly had reached his back, and he couldn't stop gurgling, and he hadn't eaten all day.

Wang Xiaoming grimaced, gritted his teeth, straightened his figure, and secretly swore in his heart, I can't be depressed, absolutely not, I want to take care of Yu Ji and my two ladies, I must not fall!

Then he gritted his teeth and said in a deep and steady voice, "Don't worry, even if I starve to death, I won't let you suffer a little, I will definitely do it when I say it!" ”

Xiong Daiyu's cute voice came from behind Wang Xiaoming: "Hmm! Messire! We believe in you! Sister Yu Ji, let's eat these chicken wings for you, they're delicious! ”

Yu Ji shook her head, "No, sister, I've eaten too much and I'm dying, you better give it to Xiu'er!" ”

Huang Xiu'er said, "No, I'm full, if you don't want to eat, throw it on the street and feed the wild dogs." ”

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he quickly turned around, "Don't, lady, aren't you eating?" Give it to me! I'm starving...... Woohoo......"

After saying that, he snatched the chicken wings, chewed and swallowed the bones into his stomach.

Then smile pleasantly.

I saw Huang Xiu'er snort coldly: "Look at you like this!" Hum! I can starve myself to death, and I keep saying that I will take care of us! I can't even catch a pheasant, if it weren't for me along the way, Yu Ji and Daiyu would have ...... long ago."

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly accompanied the smiling face, "Yes, yes, or lady, you have the ability......"

Huang Xiu'er rolled her eyes, "Come less, if you don't marry me for a day, you are not allowed to call me that!" And also! Today's chicken wings are my free gift to you! If you still refuse to marry me tomorrow, hehe, you are ready to drink the northwest wind! ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "Don't be so ruthless......"

Huang Xiu'er smiled evilly, "Of course, you are not my father-in-law, I have no reason to raise you with such a little white face, right?" ”

Wang Xiaoming swallowed his saliva, "Okay, let the husband think about it again......"

On the other side of the street, two figures walked slowly, and walking in front was a handsome and elegant young swordsman, I saw him walking while looking at the desolation of the street, and then couldn't help but sigh a few times.

He was followed by a ...... I'm going to it, it's a lewd uncle who has been beaten like a pig's head.

Take a closer look, I'll go, isn't this Liu Bang and Zhang Liang?

It turned out that Liu Bang didn't pick up much dead money that day, so he invited Zhang Liang to have a meal, Zhang Liang couldn't get used to his virtue, so he was not polite, he greeted him with good wine and food, and spent the dead money he picked up with a meal......

No way, Liu Bang was hungry for a few more days.

When passing by a house, Liu Bang found that a six- or seven-year-old child looked unhappy, so he stepped forward to tease people, "Little brother, can my uncle give you a moonlight to play?" ”

Of course, the child said yes when he heard it.

So Liu Bang grabbed the wheat cake in the child's hand and bit it into a crescent moon for others.

Before Liu Bang could chew and swallow, the adult who heard the child's cry came out, and then ...... And then there is no more......

Liu Bang touched his swollen pig-headed face, and scolded, "The current child is really discredited, and he said that he would send him the moonlight, but he was ...... Ouch...... Meow, I really don't even have the most basic trust between people............"

Zhang Liang sneered, "You should be content, if it weren't for me, it would be strange if you weren't beaten to death now." ”

Liu Bang shouted, "Hey! You're embarrassed to say that you just saw that I was beaten with a pillar of incense before you made a move,...... Ouch...... I don't know if my male god's face is damaged, are you careful! ”

Zhang Liangdao: "Yes, I'm just mindful, how about it?" ”

Liu Bang's tone changed, "It's not good, hehe......"

But in his heart, he scolded Zhang Liang one hundred and eighty times.

The two of them continued to walk, and Liu Bang couldn't help but say, "You have been taking me around for more than ten days, when will you take me to my second brother and third brother!" ”

Zhang Liang said coldly, "I never said that I would go to them, if you want, you can find them yourself." ”

Liu Bang finally couldn't help it, and suddenly became angry, "Okay!" Count you ruthless! Let's go! Anyway, I don't have anything to eat with you, so I won't serve you! ”

After saying that, he stepped forward angrily.

Zhang Liang smiled, "Interesting." ”

Wang Xiaoming was holding a small half of a roast chicken in his hand, which Xiong Daiyu had to give to him despite Huang Xiuer's obstruction, Wang Xiaoming was so moved.

Holding it in his hand and looking at it for a long time, I couldn't bear to swallow it.

But he didn't want to be hit by a daredevil, and almost fell to the ground, Wang Xiaoming became angry, held the roast chicken tightly, stood firm, and scolded, "You are so blind!" ……”

As soon as the daredevils stood firm, they heard someone scolding him, and when he turned around, he yelled, "Why don't you scold again...... Hey? Third brother! It's really you! ”

Wang Xiaoming looked at the red and swollen pig's head in front of him, was stunned, and said, "Dude, who are you?" ”

Liu Bang hurriedly said, "I'm your eldest brother!" Liu Bang! ”

Wang Xiaoming looked at it, I took it, it was true, so he said, "Hehe, don't be surprised, big brother, it's just that you suddenly became handsome, and you didn't recognize it all of a sudden." ”

Liu Bang waved his hand generously, "Alas! I know I've always been handsome, and about that, it's all my own brother, so I don't need to praise it......"

Wang Xiaoming replied, "Hehe......"

Liu Bang looked at the roast chicken in Wang Xiaoming's hand, and his eyes lit up: "'This is yours? ”

Wang Xiaoming hadn't answered yet, but saw Liu Bang leaning his nose over, "It's so fragrant!" ”

Wang Xiaoming thought to himself, yes, if he encounters such a scumbag, he will be regarded as having poured blood mold, and he will be divided into half of it.

Divide in half? Hehe, I can only say that Wang Xiaoming is too naïve, I saw Liu Bang suddenly "chirp" and "forget the kiss" on the chicken butt, "It's really fragrant, uh...... The third brother is hungry, eat quickly, the eldest brother won't fight with you......"

Wang Xiaoming shouted in his heart, fight for your sister!

Seeing that Wang Xiaoming didn't move, Liu Bang said, "What? You don't eat? Did you know that food is precious nowadays? You are so bad, you simply don't know the suffering of the world, you don't understand the hardships of life, you don't ......"

Liu Bang was severely criticized, and Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!" Count me wrong! This chicken ass is for you, please don't waste it! ”

…………

How could Liu Bang waste it, he laughed at a chicken ass with belt bones.

At night, in a ruined temple, the Buddha statue has been damaged, the ground is full of withered yellow weeds, in front of a bonfire, Huang Xiuer is busy, there is a wild boar on the fire, roasted to oil, Liu Bang's eyes are straight.

Huang Xiu'er felt uncomfortable when she looked at it, and glared and said, "Why, seeing my brother being roasted, I'm very upset, right?" ”

Liu Bang restrained a little, and said with a dry smile, "Brother and sister, don't say that, it's all a family......"

Huang Xiu'er said, "Not yet! Sit down honestly for me, and if I drip it on it, I'll ......."

Liu Bang hurriedly said, "You just give me the whole pig?" ”

Huang Xiu'er sneered: "I'll roast you with this pig!" ”

Xiong Daiyu and Yu Ji couldn't help but purse their lips and snicker, and Liu Bang obediently stepped back............

In a corner of the platform, Zhang Liang and Wang Xiaoming sat cross-legged.

Zhang Liang said, "Congratulations, Brother Xiao Ming has added another beauty." ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled bitterly, "What are you happy about, it's just another sin......"

Zhang Liang smiled, and then suddenly said, "Who are you?" ”

He asked Wang Xiaoming this question last time at the inn, but Wang Xiaoming didn't answer, and this time he asked again.

Wang Xiaoming is not depressed in his heart, he has been in this troubled world for more than a year, he just wanted to live a plain and dull life, but he didn't want to fall deeper and deeper in the whirlpool of hegemony.

He almost lost his life several times, and he lived a depressed life every day, so why didn't he want to find someone to complain, but ......

Wang Xiaoming said slowly, "I also want to tell you the truth, but I know you won't believe it." ”

When Zhang Liang heard this, he came to the spirit, "Really?" What if I promised that I would believe whatever you say? ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, okay, they all said that Zhang Liang is a wise man who is rare in the ages, maybe he can really believe in himself and help himself.

So he took out a card and handed it over.

Zhang Liang took it, looked at it, and said in surprise, "ID card? ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Yes, yes!" This is a must-have thing for everyone in our hometown, and we have to use it for everything we do when we go out, and I have always kept it, you can look at it, and you will understand after reading it. ”

Zhang Liang stared at Wang Xiaoming's ID card carefully, and said, "People's Republic of China...... Identity card? Well? It's not ...... What, do you have the Great Wall in your hometown? ”

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but smile bitterly, "Yes, it's similar to what you have here, oops, don't look at the back!" Look at the front, the front! ”

Zhang Liang flipped over, "Wow! Your hometown painter is really special, such a small portrait can be painted so clearly! ”

Wang Xiaoming choked back his internal injuries, "It's not important...... Please look at my ID card information and ...... first"

Zhang Liang then looked down

"Name - Wang Xiaoming,

Gender – Male,

Nation - Han ......"

Wang Xiaoming's heart was raised, and he looked at Zhang Liang expectantly.

Suddenly, Zhang Liang lost his voice and shouted, "! The date of birth is November 11, 1994! ”

Wang Xiaoming clapped his hands and said, "That's right! That's right! Now you get the idea! I'm a post-90s generation! Singles' Day was born! ……”

Zhang Liang's face was silent for a long time, and then he slowly said, "I understand......"

Wang Xiaoming was so moved that he was about to cry: "I finally found a soulmate!" Brother Zifang, you are indeed the first wise man of our time......"

Zhang Liang handed his ID card to Wang Xiaoming, "Take it back and ask your yamen to reapply for a new one, they wrote your date of birth wrong......

Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded, and hurriedly said, "You believe me, this is absolutely not wrong!" It's really ......"

Zhang Liangdao: "Why is it written that he was born more than 2,000 years later, and he still says that he is not wrong? ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, and finally roared, "Zhang Liang!" You said you would believe whatever I said! Why don't you play with me? ”

Zhang Liang's face changed, and he also roared, "I sincerely want to be a confidant with you, but you use such a broken card to fool me!" I think you want to play with me! ”

Seeing that they were about to fall out, Yu Ji and they all looked over, although Wang Xiaoming was annoyed in his heart, he also knew that Zhang Liang was not something he could get angry with casually, if he really angered him, he would not be an opponent.

Oh, the so-called wise man is nothing more than that, he knows the truth, but he doesn't want to believe it.

In the end, Wang Xiaoming squeezed out a smile, took the ID card, and carefully kept it.

"Hehe, I actually see that the atmosphere is too dull, just kidding you, haha...... This date of birth is indeed written incorrectly by the yamen in our hometown, and they will change it when I go back, hehe...... Brother Zifang, don't be angry,...... Hehe......"

Zhang Liang was also generous, and just smiled a little.

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, "Okay!" Since Brother Zifang does not dislike being immoral and talentless, and is willing to make a confidant with me, that's good! Today, I will be honest with my life experience! ”

Zhang Liang nodded with satisfaction......

This book was first published in Reading Book Worm