Chapter 556: It's either a pseudo-mother or a gay

"Do you like this song?!" Chen Yu planned to knock on the side and ask clearly, this is not a joke, those three titles are not a good name.

If you really wear it firmly, there will be endless troubles!

"I like it!" The fan's answer made Chen Yu very satisfied, so he asked, "Then how do I feel that you look at me obediently, like looking at a pervert!" ”

As soon as Chen Yu said this, the scene immediately burst into laughter, they really didn't expect Chen Yu to say this, dare to ask this question so boldly, it is estimated that it is the only one that has no other branch.

"It's not that you're howling wolf at other people's beautiful women's buttocks, that pervert is like a full force! If you don't have that rotten egg thrown at you, you'll be content! ”

"You're a pervert, you don't need us to see it!"

"Big pervert, doing such a sexy thing, taking off his pants and sitting on the toilet in public, looking at the ass of other beauties so unscrupulously, it's really enough!"

"It's not like, you're just that, you didn't see the beautiful buttocks of other people's beauties, those eyes are green, just like a wolf."

Suddenly, countless netizens turned on the spit mode, complaining about Chen Yu's actions just now.

In the sporadic words, Chen Yu understood that the relationship was this.

"What, look at the beautiful woman's buttocks because I'm a man, a five-foot man, do you think a man with strong blood will be indifferent to a beautiful and round buttocks, that's not a gentleman, that's not a pseudo-mother or gay! So let's talk about this, as for what you sit on the toilet, what do you see, don't you see my pants at my ankles, but do you see any scenery above my knees and fifteen centimeters?!

No, you're not afraid of suffering, I'm afraid, not everyone can see the scenery, it's okay for girls to see it. Those guys who are either pseudo-mothers or gay have seen it, if I yy, wouldn't it be disgusting to death!

Of course I'm not discriminating against this group of people, I'm just a straight man, that's all! Chen Yu laughed and said, this self-praise and sublimation immediately attracted laughter and laughter at the scene.

And Chen Yu's fans are also constantly improving. 35810000 increases, although it is not a one-time jump of hundreds of thousands of millions, but at this rate, after the party is over, 60 million fans is still not much of a problem.

"City Lord, you are sophistry!"

"City Lord, you are too cunning, but what you said is really right, in the face of such a red fruit temptation, you don't know how to be new. People who don't have a bloody blood are either pseudo-mothers or gay! ”

"It's either a pseudo-mother or gay! Nima is really incisive, and the summary is in place, and I finally found a suitable reason to look at the beauty of the eyebrows. ”

"Haha, please ask those who are either pseudo-mothers or gay in the shadow area of their hearts!"

"Is this a lying down shot? Speaking of pseudo-mothers or gays, I really sympathize with you! ”

"I'm not discriminating against you, I'm just a straight man! This is not discrimination, this is a god, the city lord, you are bad. But I like it! ”

"City Lord. It's not just you men who like beautiful women, we women too! ”

"City Lord. People's butts are also very warped and very good, and they are full of elasticity, as long as you want, whatever you want! ”

"City Lord, are you looking for a reason for your lust?!"

Looking at the audience who were crazy and hotly discussed at the scene, Chen Yu expressed helplessness. This person really has no resistance to this gossip. Especially for this kind of gossip that is either a pseudo-mother or gay.

"At the end of a simple, cheerful and funny "Gangnam Style", what is the main meaning of this song, you can use your imagination space to associate it. I'll give you some tips. "Extravagant", okay, let's move on to another of our magical songs in Chinese.

"Little Apple", this song, to be honest, I really don't want to take it out, why, because of the appearance of this song, it is estimated that many young people will scold me, and uncles and aunts will treat me like a big star.

But after thinking about it, it's a pity not to come up with such a song.

Having said all this, your heart is like a cat scratching, itching unbearably! ”

Chen Yu's funny and cheap appearance reappeared, which made many viewers at the scene feel the urge to throw the rotten egg at him.

This bastard is so hateful that he dares to play tricks on them.

Chen Yu No. 4 did not have the consciousness of offending people, and still said there, "Good things always have to be baked full"

However, it was at this time that the dancers took to the stage.

"No, what's the situation? What the hell is going on with you, I haven't called you up yet! Chen Yu pretended to be confused, which made the audience very curious, what is the situation?

Could it be that these dancers really couldn't stand it anymore, so they took the initiative to go on stage and urge Chen Yu to perform quickly? !

"City Lord, hurry up, or someone will start throwing rotten eggs!" A very cute girl looked at Chen Yu with a hint of resentment, and spoke their hearts for thousands of viewers.

"Haha, the city lord is deflated now, right? I was disgusted by my own actors, and if I want to say, I deserve it! ”

"Oh, no, I'm laughing to death, this Nima City Lord has lost face!"

"City Lord, I pray silently for you in my heart!"

"City Lord, although I sympathize with you, I have to say, the beauty is well done!"

"Oh, I'll go, it's going against the sky!" At this time, Chen Yu didn't have time to say more.

The venue suddenly fell into darkness, and Chen Yu's whole person instantly entered the state.

The music style is dominated by new retro electronic rhythms and catchy lyrics. Adding diverse elements to music is a nostalgia for youth.

The reason for the name "Little Apple" is that "apples are one of the most popular fruits for people to eat, and it is very appropriate to use apples as a metaphor for cherished people and things."

The picture suddenly dimmed, and what appeared in front of everyone was a very beautiful girl and Chen Yu sitting opposite each other in a food stall, and the girl asked Chen Yu, "Am I beautiful?!" ”

Chen Yu hesitated, and finally had to say against his will, "Is appearance really that important?!" ”

Repeat four times in a row.

I have to say that Chen Yu performed very well, and vividly expressed the kind of look that the party said that appearance is not important.

If I have to describe it, it is the classic line of the teacher of the earth Venus, "Perfect!" ”

Then it's like a movie story, the girl goes to the hospital for plastic surgery.

The cosmetic surgeon drew several marks on the girl's face, and these are the places where the knife needs to be moved.

Show for a complete makeover!

All of this is said by Bang Zi Yu, just when people thought they were going to make the protagonist into a very beautiful girl.

When it came time to unravel the mystery, they were all looking forward to what it would turn out to be. (To be continued.) )