Chapter 156: An Unexpected Surprise
Mrs. Xu's words surprised Wang Xiaoming, how could she know? This is not scientific!
Mrs. Xu's face became even colder, with a faint hint of anger.
I saw her snort coldly and said, "What I hate most in my life are those who tell lies, especially those who tell lies in front of me, as a punishment......"
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Hey! You are unreasonable! Why do you say I'm lying! ”
Bai Su's face changed, no one had ever dared to talk to Mrs. Xu like this, Wang Xiaoming was miserable.
Mrs. Xu sneered, "Really? You say she's your lady, right? ”
Wang Xiaoming insisted, "That's right!" ”
Mrs. Xu said sharply, "Hmph! You said she was your mother, but when I treated her just now, I found out that she was still a virgin at all! How do you explain this! ”
Wang Xiaoming was shocked, this ...... This...... Can I say it was an unexpected surprise? Originally, Wang Xuan acted very lightly before, and she was married, Wang Xiaoming never expected her to be a virgin daughter, but now that Mrs. Xu suddenly said that she was a virgin, Wang Xiaoming was a little excited when she thought about it!
Excited yarn! Now that Mrs. Xu is more serious, let's think about how to deal with the past first.
Wang Xiaoming immediately used his flickering magic skill, "Here's the thing, that day we just finished worshipping the church, and when we were preparing for the cave room, the enemy came to the door, and I fought with the thief for dozens of rounds and finally killed him, but unfortunately the thief was too cunning, and he injured my mother with a poisonous needle when he died......"
Wang Xuan immediately burst into tears, "Xianggong, fortunately you fought that wicked man that day, otherwise I would ...... Woo."
The two of them are simply a god cooperation!
Mrs. Xu thought about it, she was a person who was difficult to trust others, so she said, "What day did you get married?" ”
The two of them were dumbfounded, your sister, do you want to be so serious, do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder.
I saw that Wang Xiaoming quickly used his brain teaser and shouted, "Oh! The day we got married! Of course we do! So how can you not remember important days? That day, my wife also brought 10,000 taels of dowry, and my mouth was dislocated from my smile when I visited the church......"
Wang Xuan immediately understood.
Mrs. Xu said slightly angrily: "Less nonsense! I ask you to be a pro that day! ”
The two immediately said in unison, "Three days ago! ”
Three days ago, it was the day when Liu Bang got married, and Wang Xuan gave 10,000 taels of silver to Xiang Zhuang as pocket money, but he was returned.
They think they're working together seamlessly, but they don't know that they've left a big loophole.
The strange thing is that Mrs. Xu didn't debunk it, but just sneered and stopped asking.
Now she is about to formally ask, "Your name is Wang Xiaoming, right!" ”
Wang Xiaoming nodded.
Mrs. Xu said, "You have good martial arts, who is your master?" ”
Wang Xiaoming said: "Huangshi Gong." ”
Mrs. Xu's face changed, and her expression was a little unbearable, and she said excitedly, "It's him!" No wonder, it turned out to be a famous teacher and apprentice...... Belch...... By the way, how is your master now? ”
Wang Xiaoming's face was gloomy and he said, "His old man has already traveled to Xianyou." ”
Mrs. Xu let out an "oh", her face became extremely disappointed again, and she said to herself, "Huang Shigong is dead, who else in this world can help me ......"
When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he was overjoyed, it turned out that Mrs. Xu also had something to ask for!
This is easy to do, if she can do it for her, then she will naturally not refuse her request.
Mrs. Xu's eyes became sharper, and Wang Xiaoming knew that the next question must be very strict, and he must answer carefully.
I saw Mrs. Xu say in a deep voice: "In your eyes, is your mother or lady important?" ”
Wang Xiaoming's jaw is about to fall, what kind of plane is it, it's so grand, but how can he ask such a boring question!
Mrs. Xu saw that Wang Xiaoming was a little stunned, thinking that what she said was not clear enough, so she said, "Let me ask you this, if your mother falls into the river with your mother, you can only save one, who will you save?" ”
Wang Xiaoming said embarrassedly: "But my mother has passed away." ”
Mrs. Xu's face was gloomy: "I mean if!" ”
Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded, how should this be answered? If you save your mother, you're unfaithful to your mother, and if you save your mother, you're unfilial to your mother, it's really embarrassing......
At the critical moment, Wang Xuan said, "Xianggong, I can swim." ”
The problem was solved, and Wang Xiaoming decisively chose to save his mother.
Mrs. Xu's face turned ugly.
Do you think that's the end of it? Of course not!
Mrs. Xu's tricky question came again: "If your wife is having a difficult birth now, and the doctor asks you whether to keep it big or small, how do you choose?" ”
Wang Xiaoming's heart 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by, you are sick, right! What are all these boring questions? Oh! I understand, a woman like her who has a strong desire to control has always been self-centered, seeing that she is only thirty years old, she definitely doesn't have a daughter-in-law, maybe she doesn't even have a child, but she must have a mother-in-law!
So the child dystocia must be said herself!
Wang Xiaoming decisively chose Bao Niangzi.
Do you think that's the end of it? Of course not!
I saw Mrs. Xu say again: "Then what if your mother jumps into the river and forces you to keep your child?" ”
Wang Xiaoming and Wang Xuan want to cry without tears, can you not play us like this?
Wang Xiaoming couldn't hold back anymore and yelled, "Hey! You're not done! My lady is in danger now, and I sincerely beg you to save her! If you have any requirements, just mention it, and I will definitely help you do what I can do! If I can't do it, I'll help you if I think of a way! Do you need to play us like this? ”
Bai Su was dumbfounded, Wang Xiaoming is the rhythm of death.
But Mrs. Xu did not get angry, but asked, "Did you see a strange person selling coffins when you entered the valley?" ”
Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment and said, "I met." ”
Mrs. Xu said to Wang Xiaoming again: "Did he sell you a coffin?" ”
Wang Xiaoming said, "Yes, but I didn't buy it." ”
Mrs. Xu sneered and said, "Then you can buy it now, his craftsmanship is good, your wife will definitely be satisfied!" ”
Wang Xiaoming's face changed suddenly: "You! ”
Mrs. Xu sneered, "Bai Su, take them out of the valley." ”
Bai Su pursed his lips and said, "Childe, you come with me." ”
Wang Xiaoming suddenly got up, "I sue you, you can be saved today, and if you don't save it, you will be saved!" ”
Mrs. Xu sneered, "Really? ”
Wang Xiaoming said: "Yes! ”
Mrs. Xu said coldly, "Bai Su, boom them away!" ”
Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and made a sudden move, he wanted to restrain Mrs. Xu, and then force her to comply.
But he was wrong, his shot failed, Mrs. Xu's figure turned and dodged lightly, Wang Xiaoming was stunned, Mrs. Xu's figure was not fast, but he didn't know why, but his shot became slower, and the qi and blood in his body surged, so it was not uncomfortable.
Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and said, "You poisoned me?" ”
Mrs. Xu said, "Don't worry, if you don't die, it's just that within a day, you can't adjust your qi normally, the more you force your luck, the more difficult it will only be for you, while I haven't gotten angry, I advise you to take your lady out obediently......"
Beads of sweat the size of beans appeared on Wang Xiaoming's forehead, and he was a little unable to hold on, but he didn't dare to give up, if he gave up, then Wang Xuan would die!
Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, saw the opportunity, and shot again, this time he made a desperate bet and forcibly used twelve points of vitality, and the momentum was as fast as a meteor!
Mrs. Xu's complexion changed suddenly, and she made a block in a panic, blocking Wang Xiaoming's right hand, but Wang Xiaoming's left hand immediately came out and pinched Mrs. Xu's pink neck.
Everyone was stunned.
Wang Xiaoming said hatefully: "Save my mother!" I promise you everything! ”
Mrs. Xu was angry and frightened, her chest rose and fell, and she nodded resentfully when she looked at Wang Xiaoming's resolute eyes.
Wang Xiaoming showed a miserable smile on his face, and then he felt that the sky was spinning for a while, and he fainted.
I don't know how long it took for Wang Xiaoming to wake up again, this time his head hurt even more, and when he looked at the surrounding scene, he froze.
This time he was locked up in a dark dungeon, and his hands and feet were handcuffed with heavy shackles, Wang Xiaoming was lucky, and he couldn't lift his true breath, it seems that this time Mrs. Xu gave him double the medicine, Wang Xiaoming laughed miserably, meow, don't you want to be so safe.
Wang Xiaoming hung his head on the fence dejectedly, and couldn't help worrying about Wang Xuan in his heart, this time he completely annoyed Mrs. Xu, and I don't know if she will keep her promise.
At this moment, the door of the cell was opened, and a voice came "Childe! You're awake! ”
Wang Xiaoming's hairs stood up, and the harsh voice ......
Wang Xiaoming looked up, and sure enough, it was the aunt who picked her feet and came in with a bowl of medicine, Wang Xiaoming hurriedly held back his heart and smiled enthusiastically, "Hey, beauty, it's you!" ”
When the aunt heard Wang Xiaoming call her a beauty, she smiled very happily, and the flesh on her face was messy.
Then she walked quickly to Wang Xiaoming's fence, "Oh, son, you call the Lun family like this, although this is all true, but the Lun family will also be shy." ”
Wang Xiaoming squinted at his aunt, and said secretly in his heart, your sister, you have to have a degree of shame, and besides, if you are thick-skinned like you, I am afraid that you already don't know what shyness is!
The aunt handed the medicine to Wang Xiaoming with a smile, and said with a look of adoration, "Childe, you were really brave yesterday, it's the first time I've seen someone hit the Ten Spices Soft Tendons, and you can still take action to restrain our wife!" The power of love is so great, oh, I suddenly ...... to you"
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly smiled awkwardly, "Hehe, yes, I love my lady so much, I am wholeheartedly devoted to her, and I will never fall in love with another woman." ”
Hum! For the old sow's delusional admiration, Wang Xiaoming's consistent attitude is that it must be strangled in the cradle!
Sure enough, the aunt showed a trace of indignation, and handed the medicine to Wang Xiaoming, "Drink it!" ”
Wang Xiaoming said: "This is dried shrimp? ”
Aunt said coldly: "Double the amount of ten spices and soft tendons!" Madame said, I want you to drink a bowl a day! Don't break the change! Otherwise, I won't save your wife! ”
Wang Xiaoming heard it, okay, I'll take it, Mrs. Xu, what you did was too safe, anyway, you can't drink dead, in order to save Wang Xuan, drink wine!
Wang Xiaoming raised his head, drank it cleanly, and deliberately said, "Beauty, can you refill the cup!" Hee-hee"
The aunt snorted heavily, "You are less arrogant, I will sue you ......"
"Ahem!" Suddenly, there were two dry coughs from the cell door, only to see Mrs. Xu appear outside the cell door, Mrs. Xu's face was very bad, she looked at the aunt coldly, the aunt was shocked, and quickly bowed her head and said, "Mrs. ......"
Mrs. Xu said coldly, "If you can't control your mouth in the future, I can only help you sew it up." ”
Auntie's face turned purple with fright.
Mrs. Xu said, "Go out." ”
The aunt hurriedly ran away.
Wang Xiaoming looked at Mrs. Xu carefully, she changed into a lilac flower skirt today, and her hair was also changed to a hairstyle that matched this skirt, and the jewelry and makeup on her body were the same, and she couldn't find a flaw.
Wang Xiaoming visually inspected, like her, it takes at least an hour to go out with makeup, could it be that the royal sister has this strange problem, she has to pursue perfection in everything, don't you feel tired?
Mrs. Xu slowly walked in front of Wang Xiaoming, and the two looked at each other across the fence.
Wang Xiaoming opened his mouth and said, "What about my mother?" You promised to save her! ”
Mrs. Xu laughed, "Your lady? Are you really an idiot? ”
Wang Xiaoming was shocked: "What do you mean?" ”
Mrs. Xu sneered, "You said that when you got married three days ago, she was plotted by the enemy, but I know better than anyone that she has been poisoned for at least twenty days!" ”
Wang Xiaoming smiled bitterly, "Is it so important if she is my lady or not?" ”
Mrs. Xu said coldly: "Of course there is!" I can't put sand in my eyes! ”
Wang Xiaoming snorted disdainfully, this is completely a neurosis!
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