"Where are you going?" I took a copper coin sword and stabbed at the female ghost that my grandfather saw that night. The female ghost dodged at once. I slammed five thunderbolts in one hand and slashed directly at the female ghost. directly knocked the ghostly aura of the female ghost from purple back to white.

I'm bringing the female ghost to justice. I heard the female ghost suddenly shout: "Zhang Xu, you ate bee feces last night, and you slept so well today." ”

Hmm? Why is this so similar to the voice of my homeroom teacher? "Zhang Xu, your kid is still sleeping! Everyone wake him up with urine, and if you have diabetes, go back and don't let him taste the sweetness. The female ghost suddenly cried out again, "Yo-hoo, I gave you back my face, see that I don't kill you." I replied angrily. The female ghost stretched out her ghost hand and twisted my ears vigorously. the groove, and TM hurts.

I suddenly opened my eyes. Why is the fat pig next to me, the head teacher, looking at me, and the whole class looking at me with such strange eyes. Did I wake up and become handsome again?" "Are you awake, are you sleeping well?" the head teacher greeted with a salty and nonchalant greeting.

It's so hard that everything in a dream just now is true? I can't help but chrysanthemum tighten, "It's okay, sleep okay,"

"So, be conscious, don't you need the teacher to ask you to go!" the head teacher said slowly, but the tone made goosebumps straighten up.

"Yes, I still understand this rule. "I had no choice but to take the book to the back, but what this fat pig didn't know was that I had already sandwiched the Heavenly Master Demon into the book.

After learning a lesson, the Heavenly Master subdued demons, and I finally understood that the Dao Fa is not for killing ghosts, but for crossing ghosts. Most of the ghosts stay in the human world because they still have concerns in the human world. Ghosts are also human beings, and there is a bit of humanity mixed with nine points of ghost nature. But the rest of the Heavenly Master's subjugation of demons is still very obscure.

Finally, when it was evening, I wanted to continue to practice in the back mountain. As soon as I arrived at the foot of the mountain, I smelled a thick ghostly smell. Suddenly, a sedan chair was placed in front of me. Four imps carried the corners of the sedan chair, and a woman with a scar on her face lifted the sedan chair. He asked me, "Little boy, would you like to marry me?"

Uh, that's too unrestrained. As soon as I came up, I asked the young master if I would like to marry you, marry you a big-headed ghost! But in front of her, I really didn't dare to say that. This one is like a dominatrix, if you eat the master in one bite, it will really be over.

The female ghost saw that I didn't dare to answer, so she said angrily, "Childe, why don't you reply for a long time?" ”

"Since ancient times, major marriage events have been the orders of parents and the words of matchmakers. And you and I—" I was saying. The female ghost suddenly interrupted me, "You have the smell of those stinky Taoist priests, are you also here to kill me?" "No, it's not. I replied.

"Then will you marry me?"

Forget it, it's a big deal to die under the peony flower, and it's also romantic to be a ghost. I gritted my teeth, "Ken!"

"Someone is willing to marry me!" Suddenly I was blown into the sedan chair by a gust of wind. In the sedan chair, the female ghost suddenly became good-looking. As for the face, it is not all scars. Instead, it becomes very white and tender, and it can be broken by blowing.

"How did you become like this?" I asked. "Because you are willing to marry me!" replied the female ghost.

Gradually, I was relieved of her. Chatted with her.

It turned out that she was born in the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty, but her father should be imprisoned for corruption. She was also sent to Qinglou Willow Lane. Because of her beauty, she was immediately cared for by many guests. But she insisted on selling her art and not selling herself. Guarding his virginity. Until that day she met a scholar who admired his talent and fell in love with him. Privately with him for life. The scholar said that when he was named on the gold list, it would be the day he married her. But he was really named on the gold list, but he married the county lord. She became the laughing stock of Qinglou.

On that day, she scratched her face. Tie up the white silk and hang yourself in the green building.