"Dude, did you see that girl? What a great figure! ”

"Hmm! Oh, yes! I saw it earlier! That's a big ass! ”

"Wow, did you think she'd take care of me if I went over and said hi to her?"

"How do I know that? But if she's willing to be nice to me once, I'm willing to give her half of the authentic beef bones I've always treasured! ”

"Come on! If you look at what people are wearing, how can it be rare to see your cow bones that are almost moldy when they are hidden? What people eat every day must be the legendary high-grade dog food! ”

"That's just as well! Ay! It's the same dog, this gap is really not ordinarily big! ”

If the above is a dialogue that takes place in a cartoon about the plot of an animal dialogue, then no one will feel any surprise, but will only think that these two hanging and silk dogs are a little colorful, which is a little funny.

However, when such a conversation really happened in front of Li Feng's eyes, he only felt a ...... Creeps!

Dog...... The dog actually spoke?! How the can a dog speak human language?!

Li Feng looked at the two guide dogs who accompanied a blind couple to get the needle in a daze, and for a while he didn't know whether he was ghosted, or these two guide dogs were ghosted!

However, judging from the casual and laughing faces of the patients around them, they probably didn't hear the dog's voice.

"That...... Miss Nurse, did you hear anything just now? Li Feng cautiously asked the nurse behind him who was bandaging his wounds.

The nurse lady had an internship nameplate on her chest, showing her status as a trainee nurse, and her name was also engraved on the nameplate: Lin Fei'er.

Hearing Li Feng's words, Lin Fei'er couldn't help but ask suspiciously, "Voice? What was that? ”

Li Feng pointed to the two guide dogs and said, "The dog just seems to be ...... Spoken! ”

"Poof!" When Lin Fei'er heard this, she immediately laughed: "Mr. Li, this way of accosting you is really bad!" ”

"Pick-up? I don't! Li Feng looked at Lin Fei'er behind him through a mirror in front of him, although the trainee nurse was petite and lovely, and her appearance was beautiful, but he really didn't mean to talk to her, "I really heard these two dogs talking to people!" ”

However, it was obvious that Lin Fei'er didn't believe Li Feng's words: "I'm sorry, Mr. Li, the gauze has run out, please wait a while, I'll come when I go!" ”

After saying this, Lin Fei'er made a waiting gesture with Li Feng and left with a hint of a smile.

Li Feng was suddenly depressed, it was obvious that the other party was the one who used himself as an excuse to talk!

At the same time, several patients who came to get the needle also looked at Li Feng with a smile on their faces, obviously amused by witnessing the failed pick-up process he had just made.

"Hey!" Li Feng sighed, looked at the two guide dogs next to him, and said in his heart, "Is it because I hallucinated after my brain was smashed today?" Ay! What bad luck! ”

For Li Feng, today is indeed an unlucky day.

As a senior student in the Department of Veterinary Medicine, College of Agriculture, Zhonghai University, Li Feng finally realized the cruelty of society after being dismissed from several internship units within half a month.

However, Li Feng was not discouraged, taking advantage of the seven-day National Day holiday, he finally found a pet hospital that was willing to recruit him as an intern student, but he didn't want to encounter someone to make trouble on the first day of work.

In order to protect his boss, Li Feng was accidentally hit in the back of the head, and was immediately sent to the nearest community health center.

After examination, the back of Li Feng's head was only cut and broken, which can be regarded as a blessing in misfortune.

It's just that when the trainee nurse was stitching up Li Feng's wounds, Li Feng suddenly found that he could hear the dog talking!

But judging from the reactions of the people around him, Li Feng suspected that he was most likely hallucinating after a head injury!

Never mind! I don't want to, Li Feng shook his head, trying to shake off the distracting thoughts in his mind, the wound on the back of his head had just been sewn up, and it was better for him to use his brains less to heal the injury!

At this time, Lin Fei'er ran back with a few rolls of gauze.

"I'm sorry, I've kept you waiting," Lin Fei'er put the gauze on the side, then carefully applied ointment to Li Feng's wound, and finally wrapped gauze around it, "Mr. Li, the effect of this ointment can generally last for three days, you must be careful not to let the wound get water within three days, otherwise the wound may deteriorate, if you come over and change the medicine after three days, and the stitches will almost be removed after a week......

At this time, Li Feng didn't hear what Lin Fei'er was saying, because at the same time as she spoke, a guide dog lying on the side suddenly poked his head under her nurse's skirt and glanced at it quickly, and then said with disgust: "White hellokitty, oh, cats or something, the most annoying!" ”

Another guide dog chimed in: "Me too!" ”

"White hellokitty?" Li Feng was stunned for a moment, what is this?

Because of the suddenness of the incident, Li Feng's words blurted out involuntarily, although the voice was not loud, but it was clearly heard by Lin Fei'er who was standing behind her, and a delicate and charming crimson suddenly surged up on her delicate melon seed face.

"Rogue \ Hooligans!" Lin Fei'er scolded hatefully, and the hand that was tying the knot for Lin Feng pulled the gauze fiercely, and then with a cold face, she left indignantly, "Damn! If it weren't for this girl...... See if I don't kill you scoundrel! ”

"Shhh The other party pulled the gauze fiercely and suddenly pulled the wound on the back of Li Feng's head, and suddenly he gasped in pain, "I'll wipe it!" What are you doing?! ”

But the next moment, when he saw Lin Fei'er twisting her buttocks and walking away quickly, he finally understood what that white hellokitty was!

"You two perverted dogs!" Li Feng grinned and gently rubbed the wound on the back of his head that was torn and hurt, and glared angrily at the two guide dogs on the side.

It's just that although Li Feng can understand the words of these two guide dogs, these two guide dogs don't seem to understand what Li Feng is saying.

Seeing Li Feng being taught a lesson by Lin Fei'er, they were still chatting happily.

"Haha! It's so funny! That male was taught a lesson by that female human! ”

"Humph! What a shame on us male animals! It was actually ridden on the head by a female human and scattered wild! If this had been me, I would have been clawed a long time ago! ”

"Come on! Just you? As soon as you see the female dog, her legs are weak, and you will lose the face of our male dog! ”

“……”

Listening to these two guide dogs suddenly quarreling over who is a male dog, Li Feng's whole person is completely bad!

I can really understand what the dog is saying!

What the is going on?!

At this time, a yellow-haired young man who was originally accompanying his companion with a hanging needle suddenly came over and said, "Boy, be honest! That girl is my brother's fancy, don't fool around with Lao Tzu! ”

"Who are you, Lao Tzu?" Hearing the other party's arrogant words, Li Feng couldn't help frowning.

"I said I was your son! What's going on? Boy, still not convinced?! Unexpectedly, Li Feng angered the other party with just such a sentence, only to see him scolding, he took a step forward, raised his foot and kicked at Li Feng, "I cǎo your mother!" ”

Hearing the other party's words, Li Feng's face suddenly turned cold.

What Li Feng hates most in his life is insulting his family!

In the face of the opponent's kick, Li Feng stood up from his seat sideways, flew up and kicked straight on the opponent's leg, and directly kicked the opponent away.

"Damn, kill him!" When the yellow-haired young man's companion saw it, he immediately pulled out the needle in his hand, stepped forward to support the yellow-haired youth, and then with a shout, he was ready to besiege Li Feng together, and the other people in the diagnosis and treatment room saw this and immediately ran away, looking lively from a distance!

"Bad luck!" Li Feng stretched out his hand to wrap the gauze on his head that had not been fixed nearby, and looked at the two hooligan youths in front of him coldly, because he was injured in the head by a sneak attack in the afternoon, Li Feng already had a belly of anger, and now that someone hit the muzzle of the gun, where would Li Feng be polite, and the anger in his heart suddenly erupted directly!

"Kill him!" Just as the two hooligan youths rushed towards Li Feng together, two uniformed policemen suddenly walked in from outside the clinic.

"Excuse me, which one is Mr. Li Feng Li?"

"Huh?" Seeing the two policemen, Li Feng was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but smile bitterly, that girl was too fast, right?

PS: The new book is opened, I hope you will support it! Because of the storage of the harmony artifact, many words have been blocked, if you see trouble and leave a message to Lao Mou, Lao Mou will immediately revise it, thank you!;