Chapter 20 Singles' Day Testimonials

1. Ghost hunting

On the night of the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, people in the whole city are busy celebrating the Lantern Festival and going to the streets to see the lanterns. Director www.biquge.info Pen & Fun & Pavilion was busy catching ghosts, he asked Xun Lu and Fang Ying to carry the two wooden shelves to a vacant lot inside the gate and put them away, and he commanded the two people to carry the two large wooden planks and place them on the wooden shelves. He stepped forward and wiped the two portraits on the board with his hand.

Xun Lu reluctantly smiled and said, "President Qian, our work is done, it's up to you now." Fang Ying stood aside, tilted his nose and made a grimace, saying, "President Qian, you really want to catch the ghost, then how can you place that living ghost?"

Director Qian shook his head and said, "The chairman said, we are scaring ghosts, not trying to catch ghosts, as long as we scare the ghosts away, our work will be over." ”

Fang Ying said with some disappointment: "Chairman Qian, you said to the outside as early as two months ago that you want to hunt ghosts, why have you become a scared ghost now." ”

Director Qian smiled secretly, and then said secretly: "Do you think, if I don't talk about ghost hunting, can those living ghosts be scared away? "Oh! It turns out that Chairman Qian is also making a false shot of ghost hunting!"

Director Qian said seriously at this time: "Yes, yes, you didn't see that some big and small officials are not all thundering and raining on the issue of ghost hunting, and a few of them are really catching ghosts." ”

Director Qian didn't say anything after speaking, he took a few steps back and looked at the two big portraits, which were quite tall and mighty, and thought to himself: This little hairy egg still has two hands, and the portraits drawn are also like that.

Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he turned sharply and went up to the eighteenth floor, and he took out a few more packets of incense from his office, and a large incense burner.

When he returned to the portrait with a large incense burner, there were many people bustling inside and outside the gate, and these people had seen the news of President Qian's ghost hunting from the tabloid advertising column, and they came to see the novelty.

President Qian placed the large incense burner more than a foot away from the portrait, and then put three more incense sticks in the incense burner, and he raised his hand to look at his watch, and knew that the time was exactly 9:30 p.m. He stood up and looked up at the sky, and saw that the whole sky was dark, and the north wind was still blowing-------。

When he saw that the hour was near, he immediately turned and went up to the eighteenth floor, where he put on some makeup, and when he came out of the office, he was already a different look.

Dressed in a traditional dark blue robe, a Taoist hat, and a sword, Director Qian hurriedly took the elevator down to the eighteenth floor. When he came to the gate, there were already many people standing inside and outside the gate, and President Qian did not immediately catch ghosts when he came to the gate, but stood in the middle of the gate with his sword in his hand and did not move at all.

Many people surrounded him inside and outside the gate, and some of them were young men and women beside him and said, "It's not early, you hurry up and catch ghosts!" There were many people talking next to him, Director Qian was a little upset, in order to calm everyone's emotions, he said: "You all look at the watch, the best time to catch ghosts is at the time of the child." ”

After listening to him, everyone raised their hands to look at the watch, and the hour hand on the watch kept "reaching", "reaching" and "reaching". As the hour hand approached eleven o'clock in the evening, everyone watched with bated breath as the hour hand moved.

When the hour hand arrived at eleven o'clock in the evening, most of the people present said in unison, "It's time!" Director Qian waved his sword and walked forward quickly, and he still read the incantation in his mouth, and just as he was holding his sword high and dancing wildly in front of the portrait, a sudden wind blew inside and outside the gate, and a whirlwind blew the two large wooden boards high, and the two portraits were also blown away by the strong wind.

Director Qian was shocked when he saw everything in front of him, he never imagined that this wild dance could bring such a big wind energy. He didn't expect that the wind could blow the two portraits into disappearance, and he wondered if this was a living ghost?

He shouted, "My mother!" After he finished speaking, his legs became weak, his body fell to the ground with a "Pu Tong" sound, and the sword was also deeply inserted into the ground, he put his head on the handle of the sword and said in frustration: "This Zhong Kui is useless, it seems that this living ghost is incurable." ”