Because the time was not yet six o'clock, there were not many people waiting for the show, and when Xu Hao arrived, there were only three or four people, crowded in the commissary to watch TV. Xu Hao once again paid for a pack of Yuxi cigarettes, he is a newcomer, and if he wants to integrate into the drifters under Ma Zheng, tobacco and alcohol are the fastest way.

Just bought the cigarettes, Yang Chen also arrived: "You finished smoking the pack of cigarettes yesterday?" ”

"I'll waste one, and the rest will be scattered, where are your cigarettes?"

"Mine is still here, and I'm going to go and disperse it tonight."

"Hmm." Xu Hao nodded, "The leader of the group, Boss Song, and the team leader Zhang Zheng, are all smokers." ”

The two chatted all afternoon, and now they really didn't have anything to say, so they sat down together to watch TV. On the TV is the film and television channel of Zhejiang Province, an entertainment information program, mainly reporting the latest movie and TV series information. Among them is a TV series "Martial God Zhao Zilong" that is being filmed in Hengdian.

"It's "Martial God Zhao Zilong", starring Yun'er!" Yang Chen immediately shouted.

"What Yuna?" Xu Hao glared and asked, he had never heard of a female star named Yun'er, and there didn't seem to be anyone with the word "Yun" in her name.

"Damn, Lin Yun'er of Girls' Generation, you won't know it."

"Girls' Generation? Thigh age, I know, Korean plastic surgery. I can't imagine that you are still Ha Han Yang Chen, everyone in the thigh era looks similar, how do you tell the difference, who is who. ”

Yang Chen said unhappily: "What Ha Han, if you like Girls' Generation, it's Ha Han?" Who else told you that girls' generation is plastic surgery, there are many plastic surgery in South Korea, but it doesn't mean that girls' generation has plastic surgery, at least Yuna doesn't have plastic surgery, and S.M company does not accept plastic surgery trainees. ”

"What company?" Xu Hao's eyes lit up, "S.M? Whip! ”

Hearing the two English letters S.M, Xu Hao's mind automatically appeared with leather whips, ropes, candles, tapes, tied women, perverts wielding leather whips, and lewd voices. Swing screams.

Because S.M is short for Abuse and Abuse.

"Don't think so dirty, South Korea's S.M Entertainment Company, S.M is the abbreviation of Star-Museum, which means Star Museum. This company was established by Li Xiuman, TVXQ, BoA, Han Geng's Super-Junior, Girls' Generation, and EXO are all artist groups under S.M. When Yang Chen said these things, he seemed very knowledgeable.

Xu Hao yawned: "EXO, aren't they those dogs?" ”

As a member of the perennial mixed Du Niang Tie Bar, Xu Hao has participated in the battle of slaughtering dogs between post bars, and has scolded each other with Korean fans, especially EXO fans, and exploded, which is too normal. Even the posts used every time I am flooded and mixed with experience are mainly content that insults the dogs of EXO.

In fact, Xu Hao doesn't know who EXO is.

Anyway, it's just that the unhappiness universe is all Korean.

"EXO is a dog, I don't deny it, but Girls' Generation is very popular in Korea, and they are all good-looking and have a first-class body. is also becoming more and more famous in China, and this time "Martial God Zhao Zilong" asked Yun'er to be the heroine, which is proof of this. Yang Chen continued to defend his "Yun'er".

Xu Hao had no intention of arguing with Yang Chen for the sake of a Korean, and he just poured water on the Internet, but he really couldn't raise this interest in reality: "I didn't expect you to be a star chaser." ”

"Lin Yuna is my goddess!" Yang Chen said without shame, "By the way, the 15th of the day after tomorrow is the time for the completion of "Martial God Zhao Zilong", if we are okay, we will go to the Qin Palace together and see how "Martial God Zhao Zilong" is completed." I went to ask Yuna for an autograph and a group photo. ”

"I'm not interested, I don't know anything Lin Yun'er, and this Zhao Zilong starring is Lin Gengxin. Have you watched "Run, Brother", Lin Gengxin is stupid, the snoring when he sleeps at night is the same as thunder, he and Ou Di compete and snore, and Deng Chao quarrels with them to death. ”

"I watched it, at first it was Ou Di snoring, the same as an electric drill, and then Lin Gengxin also took a mobile phone to record Ou Di snoring and laughed at Ou Di. Turning back, he fell asleep on his own, and his snoring was no worse than that of Odie. ”

Xu Hao suddenly said indignantly: "Lin Gengxin can be the protagonist, I am so good, but I have to play tricks, what is the reason!" ”

……

Xu Hao, who had the hatred of Mingzhu's secret casting, got on the bus of the crew of "Lurking Before Dawn" at 5:40 and continued his career.

Because of the addition of Yang Chen, who is also familiar with Ji Xiang, coupled with the relationship between the smoke dispersed yesterday, along the way, Xu Hao feels that the atmosphere in the car is no longer so depressing for him.

Although he can't be said to be fully integrated into the Hengpiao group, at least he has made great progress.

Communication between people is a gradual process.

After the bus crossed the film and television bridge, the atmosphere in the carriage reached a peak. This is because an active man in his thirties, named Lao Zhao, began to talk about meat jokes.

"Three centenarians were interviewed by reporters and told about their longevity, the first birthday star said, 'eat less', the second birthday star said, '100 steps after dinner', it's the turn of the third, and the third is a little embarrassed to say, 'My wife looks ugly'."

"Haha." Suddenly, someone laughed cooperatively, and then passed on to others.

A joke that was not no less funny, and just like that, the whole carriage fell into laughter.

"Li Fei, your wife is ugly, it seems that you can live to be a hundred years old, envy." Yan Bingbing teased Li Fei loudly.

Li Fei threw a ball of toilet paper over and smashed it on Yan Bingbing's head in the back row: "No matter how ugly my wife is, she can use it at night, unlike you, she can only go home and masturbate against the wall." ”

"Xiao Yan, you should buy a computer, and it is much more convenient to watch moving small Japanese films than to face the wall." Another old drifter joins in the teasing.

"It's not good to masturbate, it's pleasant to masturbate, it's big to hurt your body, and it's hard to masturbate."

"By the way, don't, you should buy an electric inflatable doll, the kind that chirps when you touch it."

Yan Bingbing originally planned to make fun of Li Fei, but he didn't expect to become the target of everyone's ridicule, and immediately said angrily: "It seems that you are all experienced in masturbation!" How many years have I been masturbating one by one, and I went out with two girlfriends, left hand and right hand! ”

Ma Zheng sat in the co-pilot, laughing very shrunk and lewd. Dang, shook his hand: "Yan Bingbing, my ex-girlfriend is here, do you want to come and kiss it?" ”

"Will you let her for me?" Yan Bingbing raised his middle finger at Ma Zheng.

There was another burst of loud laughter.

Xu Hao also laughed dryly, but Xu Hao didn't feel anything funny about Ma Zheng's joke. Whether it is Yan Bingbing kissing Ma Zheng's ex-girlfriend or Ma Zheng's ex-girlfriend helping Yan Bingbing masturbate, there is only a strong base and no laughter.

After laughing, an old Hengpiao said again: "Lao Zhao, let's talk about one more thing, this one is a little worse just now." ”

"Okay."

Lao Zhao is as kind as a stream: "After saying that a man knew that his wife had an affair with the leader, he was very angry and found the leader's wife to tell him, and the leader's wife gritted her teeth angrily and said, 'Since this is the case, we will go to bed to take revenge on them'." After the revenge was over, the leader's wife said, 'I'm still angry, take revenge again'. After three times, the man fell to his knees and begged for mercy, 'Please, I have forgiven them.' ”

"Hahahaha."

This is a meat joke with quite a connotation, and Xu Hao was also amused. Sometimes, happiness is as simple as that, a joke, a group of laughing people.

Xu Hao suddenly felt that the life of Heng Piao did not seem to be as hard as Ma Jun said.

……

arrived at Guangxiang Street, where the crew was stationed, and the scene was still so busy. Boss Song also showed his face, and left on the battery car that was about to fall apart, as a large group leader, he had several small team leaders under him, and he was very busy with several announcements from the crew at the same time.

Xu Hao, who joined the group for the second time, immediately entered the role of an old man, and took Yang Chen, a newcomer, to take a turn in the crew and familiarize himself with the various routines of the crew. These routines are all information that Xu Hao learned after last night's observation and talking to people.

After a circle, Director Wang happened to come over and began to distribute props and costumes to the extras.

There is no drama of the Guoming Party tonight, so Xu Hao can only pick a set of the kind of caftan of the Republic of China, but this kind of caftan he wore for the first time, and after putting it on, he couldn't find the button, so he couldn't tie it, and the caftan was taken off and put on, and then taken off.

Xiaoxia, who had a round face who sent props, walked over and didn't speak, so she picked up the collar of Xu Hao's gown, and then smoothed it along the collar, felt out the hidden button from the side hem and buttoned it, and then helped Xu Hao straighten his clothes.

A small common man of the Republic of China made a perfect debut.

can't be regarded as a small common man, because his robe is also equipped with a hat, and this appearance is definitely a big guy with a little money.

Holding the hat between three fingers, Xu Hao immediately got up. The group is a little more advanced than the masses, and the prop clothes that Yang Chen changed into are obviously coarse linen clothes, which belong to the poor middle peasants, and they are not on the same level as him.

"Hey, I've dressed you, and you don't say thank you." Xiaoxia, who had a round face, suddenly said something.

Xu Hao didn't expect her to say this, so he had to smile dryly and pretend to hug his fists: "Don't thank you for your kindness, Sister Xiaoxia will be sent in the future, and Xu Hao will not shirk in the future!" ”

"The Republic of China drama you are acting in is still a martial arts drama. My name is Liu Caixia, remember what you said, don't shirk when I ask you for help. "Liu Caixia is about twenty-five or sixteen years old, with a round face and an ordinary appearance.

"No, no, I'm the most helpful."

Waiting for Xiaoxia to leave, Ji Xiang immediately came over: "Hey, Xiao Xu, I think she is interesting to you." ”

"Is that how attractive I'm now?" Xu Hao touched his chin and said that he felt good.

Regardless of whether Liu Caixia is really a little interesting to herself, she came over to help her dress and talk to herself, which is not something that ordinary people can enjoy.

Squinting his eyes, Xu Hao was secretly refreshed in his heart: "Could it be that I really have the potential to be a little white face?" ”