No.394 An ace hunter
10,000 words, achieved-
I said...... Are we lost? Jiang Zhiyuan looked at the already dark sky: "It's been four hours, why haven't you even seen a fart." ”
The Great Sage compared the map and compass, as well as the GPS, and then shook his head and said, "No, there are about two hours left." ”
"This is more tiring than my training, how can your second uncle live in a place where birds don't."
"So you young masters are only suitable for sitting in the office, when Lao Tzu was forty kilograms and carried a weight of seven days and two hundred kilometers." The Great Sage took a bite of the compressed biscuit: "Look at that big bomber." ”
Jiang Zhiyuan followed the words of the Great Sage and looked over, Wang Jian was slipping down from a tree dozens of meters high, still holding something like a bird's egg in his hand, with a smile on his face.
"Ah, hey, don't be a summer camper, okay?" Jiang Zhiyuan wiped his mouth: "Give me bird eggs to eat." ”
Wang Jian threw the bird eggs in his hand to the Great Sage and Jiang Zhiyuan: "I still have two left, this kind of nightingale, if you give birth to too much, you can't feed it, at most you can only survive two, and if you don't eat enough, I'll go to other trees to dig it." ”
"You're going to be sustainable." Jiang Zhiyuan pinched the bird egg into his mouth: "The taste is better than the egg!" ”
"Who wouldn't do this in the mountains?" Wang Jian was complacent: "Relying on the mountain to eat the mountain also has to pay attention to a way and method." ”
After eating two bird eggs, the Great Sage stood up and looked at the sky: "We're going to hurry, there's going to be a heavy rainstorm soon." ”
Wang Jian also looked up: "Well, the weather in the mountains will change." ”
Temporary fires were extinguished. The three of them moved forward again, and Jiang Zhiyuan suddenly asked, "Aren't you worried that your second uncle is in danger?" ”
"Don't worry, do you know Vasily? It was the Siberian hunting. My second uncle's combat power is more than thirty times that of his. The Great Sage Hehele: "I'm worried that grandson will run away, it's not easy for this guy to run away!" ”
"At that time, you just lacked eyes." Wang Jian complained: "How can you let him come here." ”
"It's a time when everyone has a missing string in their brain." Jiang Zhiyuan also poked the sore spot of the Great Sage next to him: "It's okay to be stupid once or twice once in a while. ”
The Great Sage sighed: "Okay, let's hurry." ”
But at this moment, Wang Jian suddenly raised his hand: "Stop!" ”
"What's the matter, eldest young master."
"Bear ......"
Someone once did a survey about what beasts were the scariest in the wild. The result of the investigation is not a snake, nor a tiger, but a bear......
Some people say that it is useful to play dead. It's a fart, and anyone with any experience knows that even if the prey dies, this bear kid will slap you in the head...... Its slap can be turned over by Japanese cars, so pretending to be dead will pretend to be really dead.
And this bear looks stupid, but it is faster than a human, and it can climb trees and swim, bite and shoot. You can also drill holes and dig holes...... So if an inexperienced person encounters a bear in the wild, it's basically a death.
"Where?" Jiang Zhiyuan lowered his waist: "Let's beat a bear and go back to make a padded jacket." Say yes, I want a bearskin! ”
"You're going to be shuanggui." The Great Sage untied the gun behind his back: "Mine." ”
But Wang Jian frowned at this time: "Go up the tree!" A litter of bears! ”
As soon as the words fell, a fishy wind hit, and then the moonlight could see that a fat female bear with three bear cubs appeared more than ten meters away from them, slowly approaching Wang Jian.
These bear cubs are obviously half-sized, and they have reached the stage of learning to hunt, and today is unfortunate...... If you encounter a few hairless monkeys, you can only take these monkeys under the knife.
The bears here are generally brown bears, which are relatively large in size, weighing more than 400 catties on average. And this female bear seems to be very well nourished, although it is slightly smaller than the male bear, but it is not much smaller, three or four hundred big guys.
"Let them pass, don't disturb them." After Wang Jian ran to the tree, he smiled at the Great Sage: "It's not easy for orphans and widows. ”
But Wang Jian thought so...... Xiong didn't think so, and the horse and bear quickly ran under Wang Jian's tree, relying on his sense of smell several times more sensitive than that of a dog. It was quite light and found Wang Jian.
"Let's fight...... the great sage is about to jump: "This guy is not big." ”
"A slap in the face will still kill you." Wang Jian sighed and jumped down from the tree.
"You don't want to die!" Jiang Zhiyuan shouted loudly.
But Wang Jian ignored it, taking advantage of the fact that the bear did not react, he punched it in the back of the head. Then he grabbed the back of his neck hair and threw the bear to the ground, and puffed three times at the bear's nose.
The bear howled and wanted to pat Wang Jian, but Wang Jian was stunned and pressed the two arms of the bear by himself, and then greeted it in the face.
After five minutes of the storm, Wang Jian stood up and kicked the bear in the ass: "Get up for Lao Tzu!" ”
The bear seemed to be crying...... Pitifully got up from the ground, watching Wang Jian retreat while shouting, and then the moonlight could see that this guy had completely lost his dignity as a carnivorous predator, and his legs and stomach were trembling.
"You just let it go with some dignity." Jiang Zhiyuan seemed to be a little unbearable, and jumped down from the tree, and the she-bear saw the second hairless fierce monkey jumping down, and sat on the ground with a flutter, wailing weakly.
And at this time, the great sage also jumped down: "I ...... day You're a monster. The bears have been subdued by you......"
Wang Jian wiped his nose and pointed at the bear: "You don't go and inquire, do you dare to run out on the mountain of my house?" I'm starting to let you go, and you're still going to find fault with me? ”
As he spoke, Wang Jian Wang Jian took two steps and pinched the bear's mouth: "In the future, I will mix on the road, and the tricks will be highlighted." Otherwise, you won't know how to die. ”
After saying that, Wang Jian lifted his foot and kicked at the bear's buttocks, and the 400-pound guy was kicked over by Wang Jian so hard, got up and ran away with the already stupid bear cub......
And Wang Jian clapped his hands and blew the bear hair on his hands: "I thought I was afraid of it, this little thing." ”
He didn't care, but the Great Sage and Jiang Zhiyuan looked at Wang Jian like monsters, and they didn't know how to pick it up for a while......
"Can the Siberian tiger be OK?"
Wang Jian thought for a while: "I haven't fought before, but I have fought with the leopard, and I will solve it in twenty seconds." Leopards can't. ”
"You're a predator of wild animals, what about rhinos?"
"I really don't know ...... this" Wang Jian lit a cigarette: "But eighty percent is not good, and the tiger can still try." ”
"No need to try." Jiang Zhiyuan patted Wang Jian's shoulder: "You can definitely do it, it may be a little difficult, but with your ease just now...... I'm sure you can kill two tigers. That was a bear just now! ”
Wang Jian nodded stunnedly: "It's a bear." ”
"Okay...... Nothing. Jiang Zhiyuan sighed: "I feel like you're here, it's really safe." I'm going to have my sister go out with you next time......"
"Come on, then I'm insecure." Wang Jian sighed and suddenly asked, "How much does the tiger weigh?" ”
"Seven hundred pounds."
Wang Jian thought for a while: "What about speed?" Is there a leopard fast? ”
"You really want to fight tigers...... No, that thing is dying. Jiang Zhiyuan sighed: "Let them go, but speaking of which, you are really similar to a tiger, introverted, lonely, fierce, strong and powerful, and agile." ”
"Well, I'm actually quite an extrovert."
And after the small turmoil of the little dog bear, Wang Jian and their travel speed was faster, after all, if they really ran into the tiger, it would be really difficult to do, in case Wang Jian became insane and beat the tiger to death...... These two policemen are here, and the national special protected animals are here.
When all three of them walked through the mud, they finally saw a dilapidated village. This is Wang Jian's second time in this place, and his impression is not good at all...... This is not like a modern village at all, it is completely a Banpo ruins, there is no electricity and no water, can only be in the open air, and there will be small animals licking their butts......
And the animals here are not afraid of people, not even rats, you are, it dares to squat in front of you and stare at you with mung bean eyes...... Will this be staring at people with constipation, Wang Jian really can't bear this feeling.
"Your second uncle is really strange." Jiang Zhiyuan sighed: "Living in this kind of place. ”
"The problem of survival habits, he is a fighting nation."
As he spoke, the Great Sage walked to a dilapidated small house and pushed the door open: "Second uncle? ”
Before he finished speaking, a hound swooped out and bit the Great Sage's shoulder. But the great sage's rough-skinned and thick-skinned thing actually threw it aside with his hand......
"Second master!"
"Who?" The kerosene lamp in the room slowly turned on, and then an old man came out with his clothes on: "What are you doing here?" ”
"Where's the foreigner?"
"Ran away." The old man was very calm: "Eighty percent of them are dead in the mountain." ”
"Ran!" The Great Sage sighed: "Trouble! ”
"Are you looking for it?" The old man was very sincere, took off his outer clothes, showed a body of muscles like a young man, and changed into a light clothes: "I'll take you there." ”
Jiang Zhiyuan's eyes widened: "Can you find it?" ”
"Yes, yes." The old man led them out: "This forest is like our backyard. ”
Wang Jian saw the animal furs hanging all over the wall through the light, and asked a stupid question: "Is there a tiger here?" ”
"Yes, yes." The old man nodded: "Do you want to fight?" Let's go, I'll take you there. ”
When Wang Jian heard this, his eyes lit green: "Okay! Walk! ”
"Don't! Uncle, do it in advance, don't we rush to fight the tiger, let it go? The Great Sage sighed: "We ran more than 2,000 kilometers, not to fight tigers!" ”
"Then let's go, take you to find someone! Anyway, did you bring wine to Lao Tzu? ”
"Second uncle, how can you forget this. This is twelve bottles of millet wine, over seventy degrees. The Great Sage took out a mention of liquor from his bag: "Your favorite." ”
The old man picked up a bottle, unscrewed it and poured half of the bottle, wiped his mouth, and his spirit came up at once: "Go!" I'll take you hunting! ”