I went back to the living room with Xie Yansi.

"Okay?"

"Alright. What about the pay?"

"It's easy to say, cash or bank cards. Sheikh Hua waved his hand. The butler immediately came out with a suitcase.

"Cash!" I said, taking my suitcase. Place on the table and open gently.

I'm tired, Nima, stacks of tickets, neatly arranged in boxes. I immediately closed the box and threw it in my bag. Waving goodbye to Sheikh Wah, he walked to the door. "Happy cooperation, thank you boss. ”

"Aren't you going to stay for a late-night snack?"

"Forget it, it's time for me to go. "I walked out the door. I took out my mobile phone and said, "Hey, I'm Zhang Hutou's grandson." I'll get the money, and I'll go to you now. ”

"If you get the money, it's easy to say. On the other end of the phone, he smiled treacherously.

"Drip, drip, drip. "I hung up. If you want my money, see if you have the ability, even if it is a big worm, I want you to lose a layer of skin.

"Damn. Suddenly, someone poked me in the back. I was startled, I had already turned around, only to find that Xie Yan Temple was standing right behind me.

"You're going to scare me to death, master. "Mader, I gasped.

"What are you going to do?" My father told you to go back and have a light meal. Xie Yansi smashed his eyes at me.

"No, I have something to do. "I want to play this rich girl right away, after all, it's better for fewer people to know about this kind of thing.

"Are you still going to hunt ghosts? Please, take me, okay? ”

"It's not. Not good. "I am categorically against it.

"I promise not to say anything, please. Her voice echoed in my ears, the wind and rhyme, such as the yellow warbler out of the valley, the sound of the warbler swallow, so it is good. There is a faint fragrance of jasmine on the body, and the wisps linger around the nose. Two little hands held my arms and shook them around, like catkins falling from the spring breeze in March, which made people feel pity. I turned my head to look at her, and my eyes were shining with stars.

Since ancient times, heroes love beauties, although I am not a hero, but in the face of such a beauty with pear blossoms and rain, my little heart can't help but pound, like a deer crashing. The thoughts in my heart inevitably shook the spirits. "Okay. Then you can't tell anyone. ”

I hailed a taxi on the road. In the taxi, I told her what I was going to do. She also made a phone call to prevaricate Xie Hehua on the grounds that she wanted to invite me to supper, although men and women did not kiss each other, but for the sake of my life-saving grace to Xie Yan Temple, Xie Hehua still agreed to Xie Yan Temple.

"Then you're going to play such a trick on the village chief?"

"I haven't thought about this yet, so I'll talk about it then. ”

Xie Yansi and I got out of the car, walked to my grandfather's house, and called the village chief to my grandfather's house as well.

"Ah Xu, look at you, Uncle Eighth told you to give the money tomorrow. So anxious. "I looked up and saw the village chief walking in through the door, holding a money counter in his left hand and a pass machine in his right hand.

I sneered, "Eighth uncle, I'm so prepared." I took out the money in my bag and folded it, put it on the table and handed it to him. "Exactly 200,000"

The village chief swallowed. casually counted, "Well, good boy, everyone is their own family, and Uncle Eighth believes in you." With that, he put down the machine in his hand, took out a black plastic bag from his pocket, and filled it with all the money. When I really wanted to leave, I stopped the village chief and handed a cigarette to the village chief.

"Uncle Eight, smoke a cigarette. Take care of my house in the future. ”

There is a cheap and not to take advantage of, not a gentleman. Anyway, this piece of Lao Tzu has the final say. The village chief muttered in his heart. But on the surface, he grinned, took my cigarette and smoked.

After a while, the cigarette ran out. The village chief walked away with a smile, the moonlight shining on his back. I couldn't help but laugh wickedly, and Xie Yansi walked out from behind, "What are you laughing at? ”

I laughed at the village chief for being as stupid as a pig, I cursed the cigarette, and he smoked so indifferently. There's going to be a good show. ”

"What's the show?"

"You'll find out later. follow me。 I immediately ran out and followed the village chief not far behind, and Xie Yansi also slowly followed me.

"Today is a really good day. The village chief hummed a little song and walked leisurely on the road.

I'll make it a good day for you, village chief, village chief. You are unkind, and I am unjust. I hid behind a tree and chanted, "Heavenly spirit, earth spirit." The soul enters him. Sleepy. ”

"Today is a really good day. Ah, what's going on. Why didn't this hand listen to the call?"

Look at you, get old. Leaning on the old and selling the old in front of the master.

Suddenly, at this moment, the village chief was furious, threw the pass machine and money counter in his hand on the ground, and shouted: "Mom is tired, and everyone who hasn't slept has come to Lao Tzu's house to share the money." With that, he took out a stack of bills from his black plastic bag and threw it into the sky, carrying it away with the wind. Everyone opened the window and saw the village chief throwing money in the air, thinking that he had become rich, and his conscience found out, so he immediately put on his clothes and pants and rushed to his house.

Xie Yansi tapped me lightly with his finger, "You're so sassy." ”

"The wicked will be ruled by the wicked. I replied nonchalantly. "Since he is unkind, then why should I be righteous? Repay virtue with virtue and repay grievances with straightforwardness. ”

The village chief has been in the village for so many years, and he has finally established a little prestige, saying that people sit at home, and money comes from the sky, who doesn't want to hmm? After a while, everyone went to the village chief's house.

I saw the village chief squatting on the ground, shouting in his mouth: "Today, I am the eighth child, I don't eat fragrant food, I don't eat expensive food, and I will be brittle." Ollie, brothers, him. With that, he took the brown unknown object in his hand in his mouth very stiffly and swallowed it with great gusto.

Someone with good deeds asked, "What did he eat?"

"Dung. ”

"I didn't expect that the village chief would have a hobby of eating poop. ”

...... ......

Xie Yansi stood on my shoulder, leaning against the wall of the village chief's house and watching. She suddenly jumped down and giggled at me: "I found out that you really have a set of yin people, you are really good or bad." ”

"Generally average, third in the world. "I'm a little fluttery, after all, it's really cool for such a beautiful woman to praise you.

The village chief's uncle couldn't stand it anymore, so he came out and scolded, "Bazi, what's wrong with you?

The village chief rushed forward and slapped the old man with his hand, which was stained with poop, "Ma De, who is called Bazi, Lao Tzu is called Ma Niu B, why is Lao Tzu Niu B? Because Lao Tzu dares to eat, Lao Tzu eats a pound of every day, so I call Ma Niu B." ”

When everyone saw that the village chief had gone crazy, they all fled cleanly. Only the village chief's uncle hid in the corner and shivered like a quail.

The village chief didn't chase everyone, just stood in place and danced wildly in the wind, and whispered: "I am the eighth old man in the food world, and 10,000 people call me a gourmet......

Since then, there is a legend in Hutou Village: as long as the child is disobedient and cries, the elders of the family will shout the name of the eighth. The child immediately stopped crying to prevent the eighth child from coming to their house to steal feces and eat.