"The guy in the yellow down jacket in the middle of the eighth row, your eyes have fallen into the neckline of the girl in the front seat, haven't you seen enough in the morning? What can you see in the winter......"

Just when everyone despised it, thinking that Haoxue had blown another high-tech, Haoxue suddenly opened his mouth and directly named him.

The yellow down jacket is not a very common color, and everyone's eyes are instantly focused on the target person.

It was a boy who was a little thin and pale, and he was caught off guard by Haoxue who had worked hard all morning to publicize the goal that he had worked hard to achieve all morning, and he was stunned for a moment, and immediately became angry.

"Nonsense! When did I look at the neckline, you can see a fart so far away! ”

"Do you want to turn up the monitor on the big screen and show everyone your obscene eyes?"

Haoxue didn't hurry and cheated, and sure enough, the other party coerced. He didn't know if the tall auditorium of Huaxia Medical University was equipped with a camera, so it was better not to bet.

If someone puts his image on the big screen, he will become famous in the entire Kyoto City college student circle.

"Hooligans!"

The girl in the seat in front of him had a crimson face, and she stood up angrily and changed her seat away from him, and everyone looked at it, well, at least there was a D, no wonder she was stared at all morning.

But the brother is ...... People are wearing turtlenecks, you can see this? My great eagle eye can't catch up with you!

"What a broken job fair, I'm not interested!"

The yellow down jacket's eyes were full of disdain when he looked at everyone, and he didn't have the face to stay here anymore, leaving a sentence of the scene. Leave in a hurry.

After this episode, everyone finally understood. This Mr. Hao is not just talking.

He's on stage, how far is he from the yellow down jacket? There are 60 meters if there are no 80 meters!

Can you even see people's obscene eyes clearly?

That's a great eyesight. I want to come to college to practice the Great Eagle Eye Technique to the point where I have reached the peak!

At least in this matter, people are really not bragging, the exam is still honest, and it is a bit embarrassing to be caught and directly disqualified.

Besides, everyone is from various colleges and universities in Kyoto, and most of them don't know each other very well, and it's not like the final exam of their own class, so it's clear who the top students are.

In case you copy a scumbag. It's better to answer it yourself!

"Hair curls!"

Haoxue gave instructions with a smile and emphasized: "The question is very simple, very simple, just answer it according to your heart, don't make a noise if you have any questions, just signal to the staff." I don't have high requirements, as long as I can pass with 60 points, I can enter the next round, this one is just the beginning! ”

The topic is simple?

Who to fool! The majority of candidates know it very well. The more the teacher emphasizes that the exam is simple, the easier it is to be pitted.

So, everyone is fully focused, don't be eliminated by the first level. and a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan, and the opportunity to apprentice experts.

Question 1: When you have a cold and fever, what kind of fever reduction method should be taken?

A. Injections and medicines. B. Go run 10,000 meters. C. Take a cold shower. D. Wait for the body to heal itself.

……

Burst!

The auditorium, that is, in the makeshift examination room. There was a sound of vomiting blood.

Is this Nima called the title?

This Nima is called the assessment question of the hospital?

I bought a watch last year! Did you take the wrong paper and bring over the papers that patients in the psychiatric hospital must answer when they are discharged?

Except for A. The others are all magical schemes, I'm afraid I'll die slowly, right?

Even A doesn't look like that. Everyone is a medical student, at least you have to assess what injections you take and what medicine you take, which is still reliable.

This topic...... Well, it's easy, but it's so simple that it's hair-bearing, what can you do in this test!

Could it be some kind of brain teaser, but after looking at it carefully, the first question was delayed for 5 minutes, and no one saw any mystery.

So, all the brushes chose A, and then down.

Question 2: If your best friend was on methamphetamine, what drugs would you give him to detoxify?

A. Contec. B. Jitai tablets. C. Montmorillonite powder. D. Arsenic.

The question just now seems to be a mandatory question for discharge from a psychiatric hospital, and this one ...... It's like a must-answer question for admission!

Contec Nima treats colds, montmorillonite powder Nima treats diarrhea, and even doesn't know these two, and is embarrassed to say that he is a medical student? Even as common sense in life, most people can know whether it is good or not!

As for option D...... I can only say that this friend must have borrowed a lot of money from you, I don't understand medicine and have always watched costume dramas, arsenic is a poison that kills people!

If you choose D, you should be admitted to the hospital, and if you don't get into the hospital, you have to go to jail, this is the snake spirit hospital admission test, and you didn't run!

Well, not every student knows that Jitai tablets are a detoxification drug, but everyone is an old fritter who has been tested for more than ten years, and the elimination method is not enough?

Looking further down, it's all this kind of ridiculous and stress-free topic.

Well, Mr. Hao, you didn't brag this time, the topic is indeed simple, outrageously simple!

But Mr. Hao, who can be eliminated with such a topic?

This can be eliminated, you can go directly to the snake spirit hospital to report!

Everyone answered quickly, but they stopped halfway, and there was a trace of doubt in their eyes, this question is a bit wrong, right?

There were many people who raised their hands to indicate that there was something wrong with the topic.

"Cut, these fools, ask for hair! Still have questions about this kind of topic? ”

Look at this Mr. Hao's urine, this set of volumes is completely used for fun, there is no elimination rate at all, so what to do seriously, it's good to be casual. Anyway, he said that as long as he passes with 60 points, what is there to toss, and he will score more than 90 points casually! If you have some questions, just fill in one casually, and it has nothing to do with the overall situation.

There are not many questions, only twenty or thirty in total, and everyone finished answering it while holding back a smile.

To be honest, since graduating from kindergarten, I have never seen such a simple question, and everyone actually answered with a sense of nostalgia.

"Can you turn in the papers? Don't double-check it? ”

Haoxue looked at everyone on the stage with a smile, and he really didn't look left and right.

This topic...... I don't need it!

"No need!"

There was a burst of laughter in the commotion, and this is also a check for yarn, and quickly say what else is going to be funny.

This Butterfly Valley Hospital, it's very interesting, is it just to let someone who can just distinguish the level of Contec and montmorillonite powder go to be a doctor?

"Alright, take it!"

Haoxue quickly had a stack of rolls in his hand, and there were always two or three thousand copies.

"Next, I will announce the list of those who have passed this round of exams, and those who are not on the list can only say sorry!"

Rub, isn't that redundant! How long have you been reading thousands of names? This round is completely free to give, just continue to do it, is there any point in engaging in such a rigid process? (To be continued......)