Chapter 1 I'm a game customer service
My name is Wind Stop Snow, it's a G.
Well, this profession is also known as game customer service. To put it nicely, it's the game manager, and to put it mildly, it's the customer service of the game online.
However, compared to most telephone customer service, when they are in front of the phone seat 24 hours a day to receive those players who call because of account theft, game login, and various inexplicable problems in the game, I can at least stay in front of the computer to deal with various stories and accidents in the game.
I've loved playing games since I was a kid, and when Super Mario and Contra were all over the country, I joined the army of game enthusiasts without hesitation. It's a pity that after indulging in games such as Overlord Continent and Street Fighter that made all boys enthusiastic at the time, the game brought me a comedy that I still don't regret, and at the same time, the tragedy of not being admitted to college.
After many twists and turns, I finally achieved my childhood goal: one day, I can play games as a career, play games every day and eat!
So I became a game G.
Before I went to work in a game company, I was looking forward to the work of this so-called game administrator, I imagined that I could do anything in the game, I imagined that I was a maverick in the game and enjoyed the worship of countless players, and I imagined that I could meet an online love in the game......
It's a pity that ideals are just ideals after all, and fantasies will always only exist in obscenity.
On the first day of work, I was assigned to the project team on the second floor with another little otaku girl who joined the company at the same time, and I was responsible for changing the water in the water dispenser, sorting out the posters, roll-up banners and other miscellaneous items that had just been collected from the game exhibition.
It was in this fulfilling and hectic day that I started my gaming career.
Later, I realized that game customer service is actually the lowest link in the ecosystem of online game companies, although G seems to be omnipotent in the player's impression, but unfortunately it is only in the game, and often the so-called omnipotent G is only limited to a very small number of customer service team leader levels with senior management rights, and the authority of game customer service like me is only to accept player complaints and BUG submissions online, as well as to help the boss go to the canteen to eat in reality, and change the water in the water dispenser. and was sent to the project team to do miscellaneous field work.
It's a boring job, but in any case, it's a simple little happiness that I was able to become a game worker.
Originally, I thought that I would continue to work as a customer service officer in a game company for the rest of my life, watching the games I love, and being somewhat attached to the noble game career in my mind, and that would be enough.
However, since that summer afternoon, I have been involved in a series of mysterious and mysterious events.
It was a hot and dreary afternoon, and the weather station once again hung up the typhoon warning, and repeatedly reiterated on TV and radio that there was a typhoon on the weekend, so it was best for everyone not to go out.
It's a pity that for me, as a 24-hour shift, this is simply another dimension.
I still have to rush to the company in Zhangjiang Hi-Tech early in the morning to start my 24-hour shift.
Fortunately, it was the weekend, so I didn't have any irritability such as crowding the subway, so I rushed to the company at 8:30 and started the routine online Q&A activities.
At 2 o'clock in the afternoon, it was the moment of drowsiness, I fought hard, played the role of the beauty G and followed the online otaku players to say: "Hello everyone, now it is Tianzu customer service Xiaomei to serve everyone, if you have any questions, you can communicate with me through the guò online channel, Xiaomei will provide you with the most intimate rainbow angel service at any time~"
Just when I had a wordless response to all sorts of inexplicable game questions from online players, the phone in my pocket vibrate.
I took off my headset, picked up my phone and looked at it, it was my friend Lao Hei who played games with a guild.
I crept down to the hallway with my phone, pressed the answer button, and said with a smile, "Wow! Is your wife going back to her parents' house today? I don't have to accompany my wife, so I think of my brother? ”
There was a slight silence on the other side of the microphone, and then a hoarse voice rang out. "Xiaofeng, can you come to my house?"
I smiled, "So hoarse, did you sing all night last night?" ”
There was a loud clang, and it startled me. A girl's voice suddenly came from the phone: "The wind stops the snow!" It's going to die, you get over to the old lady!! ”
I'M A LITTLE DIZZY, ISN'T THIS THE VOICE OF LAO BLACK'S GIRLFRIEND LULU, I WONDERED: "LULU, YOU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING......?"
"I'm Lao Hei, Xiaofeng, come to our house soon, something happened." Lao Hei took the phone back again.
I was puzzled, "You're breaking up?" But I'm not professional in family mediation, so it's more appropriate for you to find the women's director of the neighborhood office. ”
Lao Hei was silent for a moment, probably suppressing the urge to scold, and then said in a low voice again: "Xiaofeng, please, hurry up and take a look, we ......"
He paused and continued, "We've probably met a ghost. ”
Lao Hei is a friend I met when I played Ragnarok R, in Ragnarok Lao Hei was a crusader, specializing in farming centipedes in the centipede cave, and as a result, he met Lulu, an archer who was also bored and squatting in the cave to sell red potions, so a plot that almost all third-rate online dating stories will appear, the boy meets the girl, so they become men and women.
LAO HEI'S PROFESSION IN THE REAL WORLD IS CERTAINLY NOT A CRUSADER, AND HE, LIKE LULU, HAS HIS OWN JOB. Lao Hei is a programmer in a well-known software company, and in addition to writing code in PHP, he will read fantasy novels on the Internet and play online games. LULU, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS A TYPICAL SHANGHAI GIRL, WHO WORKED AS A CLERK IN AN ORDINARY SMALL COMPANY AFTER GRADUATION, CLOCKING IN AND OUT OF WORK FROM 9 TO 5.
AFTER THREE MONTHS OF DATING LULU THE ARCHER IN RAGNAROK, THE CRUSADER BLACK FINALLY GOT MARRIED ONLINE IN THE PRESENCE OF A GROUP OF GUILD FRIENDS.
After another three months, the programmer Lao Hei pulled me up to bold, and asked the clerk girl LULU to meet in an FC on Ruijin Road. ON THE DAY OF THE MEETING, LULU WORE A LEOPARD PRINT SHORT SKIRT AND A PURE WHITE CUTIE, AND AS SOON AS HE APPEARED, HE WAS STILL AN INNOCENT OTAKU. I was originally dragged over and brave, and I was sent away by them with two chicken wings very unrighteously, and the two sluts who had no concept of friendship at all disappeared into the streets of Shanghai, leaving me alone wrapped in a thin little coat to find the subway alone.
Many years later, Lao Hei told me that the motive for pulling me to meet LULU back then was to guard against LULU if it was a super dinosaur, he would not hesitate to tell the other party, the dark noise was the fat man sitting next to him, and he was the mage Feng Xue Xue.
4 p.m. Ruijin South Road.
The sky was full of dark clouds, and the small whirlwinds on the street corners swept the confetti and half-yellow and non-green fallen leaves, suddenly rising into the middle of the space and spilling on the ground.
I hugged my legs and curled up in the super big IKEA sofa in Lao Hei's house, looked around, and muttered, "Book, it's a good life......
This is a very ordinary one-room configuration, a gorgeous bed occupies two-fifths of the room, facing the bed is a large TV cabinet, and a 29-inch TV, but unfortunately the dust accumulated on the TV indicates that its service time is really short. In front of the windowsill, there are two side-by-side integrated computer desks, two sets of computers neatly side by side in front of the bed, on which are cluttered with various empty drink bottles and cigarette shells, indicating that they fight with the owners every day.
LAO HEI AND LULU LOOKED AT EACH OTHER, AS IF THEY WERE WAITING FOR THE OTHER TO SPEAK FIRST, THEIR EYES FLICKERING AND BLURRED, AND THEY LOOKED AT ME IN UNISON.
I was a little annoyed, glared and shouted: "I said two, brother, I skipped work and skipped work and risked my life being hit by a telephone pole in typhoon weather, and came to your house just to sit and watch you two play an electric shock relationship with me?" ”
After being silent for a while, the old black chief let out a sigh and said, "Let me talk about it......"
SAID THAT AT THE END OF LAST YEAR, LULU HAD A BIG QUARREL WITH THE FAMILY, AND THE SPECIFIC REASON WAS NOTHING MORE THAN THAT THE MOTHER AT HOME WAS NAGGING HIM NOT TO BE MOTIVATED, AND HOW GOOD THE BOYFRIEND HE WAS LOOKING FOR AT THE FAMILY NEXT DOOR WAS.
Lao Hei was stunned by the joy that fell from the sky, and after spending half a month of ecstasy, the two otaku who were used to being served at home found that life was more than romantic surprises, and there were more annoying trivialities.
Of course, the biggest worry is the part of the money that cannot make ends meet after borrowing the house.
The so-called poor and lowly couples mourn everything, Lao Hei deeply understands this.
It's a pity that there is basically no living money in the programmer industry, and the sudden rent of 2,400 yuan per month suddenly stretched the old black who was not worried about money.
It's not that Lao Hei hasn't thought about throttling, but for the young grandmother who just moved in and was used to spending time drinking, Lao Hei finally gave up very wisely after thinking about it.
So Lao Hei thought of open source.
What can a programmer who loves to play online games think of?
That's right, private.
In fact, as early as many years ago, when the client code of the private server was flying all over the Internet, Lao Hei set up a private server of his own machine at home to play, but he didn't expect that one day, he would actually rely on this to make money.
During the start-up period, a qiē from Jane.
Lao Hei was very smart to find a profiteer who specializes in selling second-hand hosts on Taobao, and then chose to meet and pick up the goods, and the profiteers took out several sets of "brand-name hosts" that sold dog meat with sheep's heads, all of which were ruthlessly exposed by Lao Hei, and finally Lao Hei had a good eye for pearls, and turned out a host with good performance in the corner of the warehouse, and the price was not bad, so he moved back.
Then install the server side in the hard disk, and then find the IP provider who put the server cabinet for his company, and secretly add an additional second-hand host in the cabinet that has just been retrieved from the profiteer, plug in the network cable, and live together.
That's it, the Dark Hustle Legend private server was opened.
There is nothing to mention about the broken facts after the opening of the private service, although this thing is not a very strict law, but it is still more or less not very visible. So Lao Hei has never been embarrassed to tell us about it. But fortunately, after a few months, the server is still stable, plus Lao Hei runs some forums every now and then to post small advertisements or something, and gradually accumulates some users, and the monthly user consumption limit is slowly rising. Although I can't make a lot of money, I can barely make up for the rent and a few small clothes of Miss LULU.
Originally, this was a very good post-80s young man who worked hard for his lover, but a week ago, when Lao Hei checked the number of servers jùLG, this warm entrepreneurial story became an inexplicable thriller.