Chapter 608: It Must Be You Through
was called by Shu Ya like this, and all the people ran out, even the two girls who were watching TV were staring at Aunt Shu Ya and Aunt Linglong, who suddenly became excited, with big smart eyes.
What's wrong with the two aunts, did they take the wrong medicine?
"Shu Ya tell me, what's wrong, do you have any gossip, hurry up and talk to me, I'm the goddess of gossip." Gu Qingcheng said with some excitement, she is quite sought after for this kind of thing.
"Shuya, you have to dare to say, you see that I don't tear your mouth apart." Shui Linglong glared at Shu Ya and said, all the words just now were said by herself in a hurry, and they shouldn't be true.
"Why don't I dare say it." Shu Yajiao said with a smile, "What's the matter, our Linglong goddess dared to act in the past, why didn't she dare to do this kind of thing?" ”
"What the hell is it, what kind of dumb riddle are you two playing, can you hurry up and say, do you want to kill me in a hurry?" Seeing the two of you, I didn't know what I was talking about, Gu Qingcheng was really anxious, and directly grabbed Shui Linglong's arm and said with a wistful expression, "Linglong, you just sue me if it's good, sue me if it's good, I swear I will never say it to the outside." ”
"You don't talk about it?" Hearing Gu Tingcheng's words, Shui Linglong glanced at Gu Tingcheng angrily and said, "You are the big mouth in our villa, and there is no way to keep anything here with you." ”
"That's it, I agree with this, I absolutely agree." Zhao Mengyuan also stood up at this time and began to crusade against Gu Qingcheng, "You poked out the matter between our gambling contracts at the beginning, if it weren't for you and I who could be so wolf that time, I would have lost my adult." ”
Thinking of the school flower dispute at the beginning, even after such a long time, Zhao Mengyuan still couldn't see it, after all, it was his underwear that was hung on the window at the beginning, and it was still a week, and the windows of the dormitory were taken pictures with digital devices at that time, although the underwear was not worn by himself, but in the eyes of others, it was definitely worn by himself.
And what's even more odious is that a week later, after a month of dark and windy nights, the underwear disappeared, which made Zhao Mengyuan's fans collectively angry, and vowed to find out that guy and clean it up, but the result was that they didn't find the culprit at all, and they haven't found it until now, which has always been the most reluctant thing to mention in Zhao Mengyuan's play.
"Can you blame us, I had a bigger bet than you, and if I lost, I would have taken my one out of the crowd." Gu Qingcheng straightened up his towering mountain and said, "But God Old Man loves me, I will be finished that time." ”
"If you hadn't said it at the beginning, would anyone have known, and now I still think about who took my underwear, and I'm still covered in hair?" Zhao Mengyuan said angrily.
"You didn't wear that underwear at all, and you still talk about this and that, don't you know what's embarrassing?" Gu Qingcheng pursed his lips disdainfully and said.
"How is that possible?"
"How can't it be, I've seen it before." Gu Tingcheng said.
"Auntie, what are you talking about, can you tell me about this?" Seeing that the aunts were discussing so intensely, the two girls also gave up watching cartoons, and asked curiously with big eyes.
The discussion between several people came to an abrupt end, and the quarrel just now was so intense that they ignored that there were two underage babies here, which was really embarrassing.
"Hey, why don't you speak?" Seeing that the aunts, mothers and sisters didn't know what to say, Nan Nan looked at Gu Tingcheng with a curious expression and said.
"Uh, what should I do?" Gu Qingcheng, who has always been sharp-toothed, is stuck.
"Don't know?" Zhao Mengyuan was also dumbfounded, she was good at dealing with her peers, but she was a little numb when dealing with children.
"Don't look at me, I don't know." Shui Linglong said, "This incident was not caused by me at all, it was all Shu Ya, if he didn't scream, there would be no current incident." ”
"How can you blame me, if you don't say those things to Brother Yunyang in the kitchen, I can't find a reason even if I want to be funny." Shu Ya said innocently.
"Why don't you tell us, our teacher gave us it, and if you don't understand, you have to ask." Seeing that the adults didn't answer their questions, the two girls were a little anxious.
"What should I do?" The corners of Gu Qingcheng's mouth twitched slightly, she really didn't know how to explain it.
"Looking for the child's father, right?" Zhao Mengyuan said loudly, it seems that the child's father is quite good at coaxing the child.
"Okay."
"Agreed."
Several people reached a consensus in an instant, and it was better to leave this kind of matter to the child's father to deal with.
"Yunyang."
"Landlord."
"Brother Yunyang."
Suddenly, there was a cry for help in the living room.
"What's wrong, what's wrong, is someone smashing our glass again?" Yun Yang, who was in the kitchen, was startled, what was the situation, how could he call for help at the same time, rest assured that he loved the fish that he had just knocked out, and ran out with scissors.
"Dad, aunties don't solve problems for me." Before the four women could speak, the two little girls stopped doing it first, ran to Yunyang's side, and said with a wink of poor and innocent eyes.
"If I don't solve the problem for you, how can they do this, okay if you punish them for not eating tonight?" Yunyang squatted down, put the scissors in his hand in place, and said with a smile.
"Just now the aunts were talking about betting on underwear, and we asked what underwear was, but they didn't tell us." There were some tears in her eyes.
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Hearing this question, Yun Yang sat directly on the ground.
Aunts and grandmothers, I know you are tough, but you can't say these things in front of your children when you are strong, aren't you poisoning the sunny hearts of children?
Yunyang now has the urge to hang the four school flowers and beat them, Nima, let you look at the children, you just look at the children like this, I'm really angry.
"Brother Yunyang, this matter will be handed over to you." Shu Ya said a little embarrassed, in fact, the culprit this time is Shu Ya, if she didn't shout, she would definitely not be like this.
Shu Ya said this, and several women looked at Yun Yang with a flattering smile on their faces with embarrassment, and now they can handle these two little guys in the family only this man.
"Dad, do you know what's going on?" The two girls asked with a look of curiosity in their eyes.
Yunyang really wanted to say in his heart that he didn't know, but he really couldn't say these three words, once he said these three words, the two girls would definitely cry.
"I know this, let's go to the kitchen with Dad, and Dad will explain to you what underwear is." Yun Yang said with a smile.
"Okay, okay, Dad, you're really amazing, not like these aunts who are stupid." Jingjing clapped her little hand and said.
A few women have a black line in their heads, stupid, if we are stupid, can we go to college, but I don't know how to explain this matter, if the two girls grow up, they don't mind teaching what underwear is on the spot, but now it's really not good.
Although they were a little depressed, they still didn't dare to show it, after all, they were unscrupulous, and if they couldn't get along with children, then their reputation as a school girl would be ruined.
The kitchen was full of neatly cut dishes, and there was a fish that had just been knocked out and didn't have time to clean up.
"Dad, we're going to eat so much delicious food tonight." Seeing the dishes on the stove, the two girls clapped their little hands and said.
"yes, let's see if there's anything you like to eat." Yunyang stretched out his hand and brought the fish over, and said with a smile.
"As long as it's made by Dad, we all like to eat it." Nannan's words made Yunyang's heart feel comfortable, and they all said that her daughter was her father's intimate little padded jacket, and today it was really fulfilled on Yunyang's body.
"But Dad, you haven't explained the underwear problem to us." Jingjing hasn't forgotten the question just now.
In fact, it's not just the two little girls, even the four big girls are looking at Yunyang expectantly, looking forward to how he solves this problem.
"See what's in Daddy's hand?" Yun Yang asked, pointing to the fish in his hand.
"Fish, don't you know Daddy?"
"Of course I do, I just want you to find out where the fish's butt is?" Yun Yang took a relatively large basin on the stove, put the fish in it, and said with a smile.
Looking for a fish's butt?
Hearing this, the eyes of the four big girls suddenly widened, does the fish have an ass?
"Daddy, do fish really have butts?" Jingjing flipped over the unconscious fish with her hand, and said with a puzzled expression, it seems that the teacher didn't say this when he told the story.
"Of course, when did Dad lie to you?" Yun Yang said with a smile, "As long as you can find the fish's fart, I will give her a gift." ”
"Really?" The two girls said in unison.
"Of course." Yunyang smiled and said, "Now, you two go outside with a basin, and when you find a fish fart, come back and tell me that Dad is going to cook now." ”
The two girls who believed in Yunyang went out with a basin with an excited face, presumably looking for the legendary fish butt.
"Brother Yunyang, does the fish have an ass?" Shu Ya said curiously, it seems that she has never heard of such a term when she is so old?
"Of course there's an ass, don't you know?" Yun Yang looked at Shu Ya with a rather strange gaze and said.
Shu Ya shook her head and looked at the few school flowers outside the door with an inquiring gaze, and asked out loud, "Do you know?" ”
Without exception, all three shook their heads.
Seeing that the four of them didn't know, Yun Yang shook his head with a sad look, "I really don't know how you got into college, you can't understand such a simple question?" ”
"You know, you say?" Zhao Mengyuan said angrily.
"If you ask me to say, I'll say, how faceless I am." Yun Yang said without looking back, "This is what I pressed the bottom of the box, how can I say it casually?" ”
"And how do you want to say it?" Zhao Mengyuan looked at Yunyang with almost fiery eyes, clenched her silver teeth, and said word by word.
"If I sue you, you're going to have to hang your underwear on the roof for a week." Yun Yang said with a smile, "Hey, what kind of eyes are you looking at me, rest assured that the two girls will never go to the roof, and this time I have one condition, that is, this time it must not be newly bought, it must be worn by you." ”