Chapter 892: Zhou Dashen, Are You Premature Aging?
Bang! Syllable!
Haoxue's eyes were solemn, stepping on the gossip direction, and he hurriedly circled around a grinning old man, and from time to time he struck out a palm, but he was easily blocked without exception.
Although this old man did not say anything, he seemed to have eyes all over his body, no matter how hidden and tricky Haoxue's attacks were, they could never hide from his ears and eyes.
"Maggi! Don't fight! ”
With a stick of incense, Haoxue had no chance, and couldn't help but be discouraged: "My Tai Chi boxing is good at defense but not offensive, why don't you try to attack?" ”
Bang!
"Stop! Forget it, let's move on to the matter of internal strength. ”
Haoxue, who was slapped by Zhou Botong, rubbed his aching buttocks, and finally recognized the gap in martial arts with this old naughty boy who was addicted to games every day.
After practicing diligently for almost a year, it is still a level of being beaten in front of you, sad!
"Hehe, how do you look like you're still dissatisfied?"
Zhou Botong scolded with a smile: "It's already very good!" I remember the level of the hilly pony when they learned martial arts for a year, and it was miserable. If you use your current level to deal with Ma Yu and Qiu at that time, it will basically be as easy as I beat you just now. ”
Rub, this example still doesn't sound very pleasant.
Haoxue thought to himself, Quanzhen Qizi is a famous waste, a teacher who is blind and the most bullish, and he learns to a third-rate level, and he will put himself in a position when he sees people.
Lao Tzu compares with these goods, isn't that equivalent to playing chess with a stinky chess basket, and the more you play, the more stinky it becomes?
"This "Yin and Yang Recipe" really has a great way. Amazing! ”
Zhou Bo changed his head and talked about the method that Haoxue was cultivating recently.
Haoxue was really interested and asked, "What's so great?" I don't think I'm as good as I used to be. I still can't use my Soul Shifting Dafa, it's very inconvenient! ”
"What's the hurry?"
Zhou Botong stroked his beard and said: "You now have the Nine Yin True Scripture and the Nine Yang True Scripture respectively reached the second realm, and the basic quality of the Yin and Yang Qi is too poor, of course you can't feel it." But I estimate that if you go one step further, when these two exercises have the third level, you will be able to completely surpass the quality of your previous Nine Yin True Qi. Although it took some time to rebuild the internal strength. But the last to come, the first to come, do not suffer a loss! ”
Haoxue's face looked a little better and thought about it. He asked, "Then when can I have a good fight with you?" ”
"This ...... In another three or five years, if the nine yin and nine yang break through the fifth level simultaneously, combined with the power of both yin and yang, there may be a power to fight. ”
Depend on!
In a few more years. My kids are all soy sauce!
Haoxue was not satisfied. As everyone knows, from a beginner to be able to fight with a naughty boy within five years, what a kind of anti-heaven entry.
If it weren't for the current initiates of the Nine Yin and Nine Yang, but only the Nine Yin True Sutra, it might not be possible to do it in another ten years.
This has to be based on the premise that Zhou Botong is addicted to games and does not want to make progress.
Thinking of Zhao Xin and the child who had not yet been born, Haoxue was in a good mood. A few days ago, I went to the hospital for a check-up, and the five weeks of pregnancy were officially confirmed, but it was not possible to predict men and women.
Zhou Botong suddenly asked: "The LOL Spring National League has reached the quarterfinals. The OMG team pulled me over several times to participate in training camps and warm up for the World Series. Do I go or don't go? ”
Oh!
Haoxue's eyes rolled, and he remembered Kang Youwei, "Lao Zhou, wait a minute, I'll make a call first." ”
I took out my mobile phone and called the well-off classmate who had been recuperating from his injury for a month, and asked, "How are you recovering, can you play in the spring game at a critical moment?" ”
"I ......"
Kang Youwei looked at his two hands that had just removed the plaster bandage, and said gloomily: "I'm afraid that the competitive level will be difficult to recover for a while, and now I still can't go to the pit teammates......"
"Then don't rush for now, let's resume training for a while."
Haoxue is also helpless, he has been injured for 100 days, and now he is only a little more than a month, even with the assistance of black jade intermittent ointment, he is still in a hurry. E-sports is completely finger-based operation, which requires extremely high finger dexterity, and if you immediately engage in high-intensity battles just after recovery, and then leave sequelae, I am afraid it will be more difficult to treat.
"You and Lao Zhou go to the club to have a look, even if you can't get back to the main force, don't fade out of everyone's field of vision for too long."
put down the phone, Haoxue gave another explanation to Zhou Botong.
"Old Zhou, do you remember the ID junior monk who often rows with you?"
"Remember!"
Zhou Botong asked rhetorically: "Why haven't I seen him recently, I have basically become playing by myself!" ”
Haoxue said in a deep voice: "This time I went to report to the OMG team, and you went over with him." He's a ten-year-old kid, not much older than your son Zhou Xingxing, so you have to take care of it, huh? ”
"No problem!"
Zhou Botong waved his hand and agreed.
Haoxue deliberately didn't show up, and looked at what the newly replaced Manager He could do.
The last time he confronted himself, this guy seemed to be cowardly, Haoxue felt that he showed up, even if he disguised an identity, it was easy to startle the snake, and he couldn't force out Manager He's real plan.
Zhou Botong doesn't matter, an old man, a child, that's the most confusing combination.
But...... Hehe, if you dare to bully this old man......
Haoxue remembered the picture of Lao Zhou knocking himself away just now, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Under Haoxue's arrangement, Zhou Botong and Kang Youwei met for the first time
Although it was the first time we met, they had been friends for a long time, and they were quite tacit partners in the game, so there was no embarrassment.
It's just that when the old and the young meet, they are shocked by each other.
"Zhou Dashen, you...... Playing games with premature aging? ”
Kang Youwei was scared, this is obviously an uncle about fifty years old...... Uh, uncle, is it true that what your parents said is true, addicted to games will really age quickly?
Haoxue was speechless and said: "Don't talk nonsense! Lao Zhou is really old! ”
Zhou Botong is slightly better, after all, his son Zhou Xingxing is also a game maniac, and in comparison, Kang Youwei is a little older.
"Zhou Dashen, kneel!"
Kang Youwei is really convinced this time, although there are many double-rows before, he has never opened the voice, I don't know that this famous Zhou Botong god in the game circle is actually a forty or fifty-year-old man.
How can this Nima make the majority of game otaku around 20 years old?
Say that you can't react when you're old, and say that it's just a game for young people......
Excuse!
Kang Youwei will now start to mourn for the majority of LOL players, when they see the true face of Zhou Botong, will they be ashamed to tear off the keyboard cable and strangle themselves?
"Go ahead, it's inconvenient for me to show up."
Haoxue knew that something would happen to Bacheng, but ......
Just rely on those otaku in the OMG team, with Lao Zhou's force on the town, are you still afraid of a ball?
There's nothing that can't be solved with a beating! (To be continued.) )