"The boss is crooked! Slanted to the left! ”

"Alright?"

"Point to the right, point to the right!"

"You're looking for a fight, aren't you? Left or right? ”

Chen Jinyuan stood on the stool with the Spring Festival couplets, and Huang Mao stood next to him while making a paste while acting as a commander.

Maybe it shouldn't be called Huang Mao now, in order to please Chen's father, Huang Mao reluctantly dyed the handful of yellow hair on the top of his head black, and took off the earrings, it seems that he wants to be a good young man.

Early in the morning, Chen Jinyuan was pulled up from the quilt by his mother, pasted Spring Festival couplets, New Year's paintings, and window flowers. Last night, I talked to Wang Jiao on the phone until 12 o'clock in the evening, if it weren't for Chen Jinyuan's profound skills, I really wouldn't be able to get up.

"Okay, that's it, it's crooked, it's crooked, let your kid command blindly, I'm afraid I'll have to stick it until next year!"

Chen Jinyuan clapped his hands, jumped off the stool, and looked up at the results of his busy morning.

"It is said that the beautiful wind and embroidered mountains and rivers are like brocade; The year of abundance and the abundance of things ushered in the spring of the earth", "warblers, warblers, swallows, swallows, emerald red, red everywhere, just right; Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, flowers, moons, months, twilight, and twilight! Chen Jinyuan pinched his chin, shook his head and read word by word, a smile hung on the corner of his mouth.

"The boss is really literate!" Huang Mao slapped his ass.

"Roll" kicked Huang Mao.

"Not to mention, Tang Bohu's writing is really impatient, and there is a feeling of uninhibited, chic and bold between the lines, I'm afraid these two pairs of words will have to sell for a lot of money now, right?" With Tang Bohu, a talented man by his side, Chen Jinyuan even saved money to buy Spring Festival couplets and New Year paintings.

My mother swept the floor in the yard, and when she saw the appearance of the two, she couldn't help but smile, "You two pack up your things and go play cards with them!" ”

"Okay!" The two readily agreed, and they had been waiting for this sentence for a long time.

This year, the Chen family can be said to be unprecedentedly lively, pushing open the door of the hall, a heat wave mixed with a smell of tobacco rushed over.

The house burns homemade charcoal, the method of making charcoal is very simple, the village is generally burned firewood, after cooking, put the unburned firewood in the stove into a small closed jar, let it be extinguished by lack of oxygen, and pour it out after it is charcoal, this charcoal burns without smoke, and there is no strange smell of coal, and there is no danger of carbon poisoning, so most people in the mountains will prepare a few large pockets for winter heating.

The house is very popular, and there are two tables of gamblers.

The cousin, cousin and Xu Min were playing against the landlord. Dad, second uncle, second aunt, Tang Bohu is playing mahjong. Grandma added charcoal to the stove on the side, Qingfeng and Wu Xiuwen watched TV in the living room, the two were very curious about new things, and the first time they saw something with pictures and sounds, they were simply shocked, and they studied it carefully for a while.

In the past, Chen Jinyuan's surname was more introverted, and he rarely brought his friends back, for the three so-called Chen Jinyuan's friends who suddenly appeared, although they were in their own homes for the New Year, the Chen family was still very welcome, but it was a matter of a few more pairs of chopsticks.

But soon there was a problem, the problem was Tang Bohu's body, the night he came back, the second uncle proposed to play mahjong, Tang Bohu, this kid still pretended to be reluctant and couldn't play, the second uncle said, it doesn't matter if you can't play, let's play a little smaller, play a dollar, play a few games.

But a play up the second uncle to know what kind of mistakes he made, the second uncle and the second aunt dominated the gambling scene in Chenshan Village for many years, a card skills can be said to be superb, once boasted that their understanding of playing cards can be compiled into a "gambling guide", has always been very confident in their card skills, dare not say that there is no defeat, but it is also ten bets nine wins.

But that night, almost all of them were Tang Bohu and the cards. This kid pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, and after an all-nighter, several people lost their eyes, and the little mahjong for one dollar lost nearly 5,000 yuan, fortunately, Chen Jinyuan paid the bill, otherwise the second uncle would really hit the wall.

The second uncle and second aunt felt that their dignity had been challenged, and they had been pestering Tang Bohu to play cards almost every day in the past few days, and they couldn't even count how much money they had lost.

The second aunt was in a cold sweat on her forehead, holding Zhang Erguan tremblingly in her hand, and she was hesitating whether she should go out.

"Second aunt, you're going to fight, according to your style of play, I'm afraid you won't be able to finish this game until night!" Tang Bohu held a yellow cypress tree in his mouth, leaned on the chair, and posed in a very scratching shape, and there were already three dark rains on the table in front of him, and there was only one card left in his hand.

Shuzhong mahjong is different from mahjong in other places, there is no white and flower cards in the southeast and northwest, there are only three cards in total, Wanzi, tube, and strip. Four people play called the bloody battle to the end, the rain is the bar card, divided into bright rain and dark rain, if the hand of four the same card, you can take out the rain, such a bar card can collect three chips, and the rain is someone else to play their own bar, this kind of bar card can only get one side of the chips.

And now there are three dark rains in front of Tang Bohu, that is to say, at least three times, plus seven pairs, it is five. Today, Tang Bohu proposed to fight for five yuan, and the second uncle agreed without thinking about revenge, and calculated that if Tang Bohu touched himself, then everyone would be at least 320 yuan.

Losing money is a trivial matter, and the key to losing is dignity.

The second aunt wiped the cold sweat on her forehead, looked up at the second uncle and Father Chen, and saw that the other party was also sweating profusely, looking like a great enemy.

"Two cylinders!" The second aunt slowly played the cards in her hand.

"Hehe, I'm sorry second aunt, all the same, three bars, seven pairs of dragons, eight times, take money, take money." Tang Bohu smiled, spread out the card in his hand, and it was a two-cylinder, stood up, and stretched out his hand to the three of them.

The second aunt almost shrank under the table, Chen's father and second uncle were a little better, only three rains of money, that is, 40 yuan, but the second aunt lit the cannon was 2,560 yuan.

"Hey, you, why do you keep firing guns, can you play cards?" The second uncle was a little angry.

"Why don't I know how to play cards, the old lady is full of thousands of sons, you let the old lady keep a tube to look good?" The second aunt lost the money, and her heart was even more on fire.

"Alas, if you keep it, it's better to keep it than to light a cannon!" Dad also complained.

At this time, the second uncle saw Chen Jinyuan come in, and said with a bitter face: "I said, Jinyuan, this kid was found by you from there, he is simply a demon!" I don't know how to respect my elders at all, and after playing cards all morning, I just messed up, and I'm still a fart! ”

Dad and the second aunt couldn't stop nodding, quite sympathetic.

Chen Jinyuan glared at Tang Bohu, who was smug, this kid really deserves to be the wind. Talented, eating, drinking, scooping, gambling are all fine!

I really regret letting this kid out.

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