Looking at Wang Xiaoming kneeling in front of her, Yu Ji was messy, she never dreamed that Wang Xiaoming would make such a feat......

Yu Ji hurriedly said, "You get up quickly!" ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled miserably, got up, and then said lightly, "Now you should believe it, a man can kneel for the woman he loves, and Xiang Yu will never ......"

Yu Ji said coldly, "I don't need him to be, a good man should stand up to the sky, no woman would want her man to kneel, you ...... You're a lunatic! ”

Wang Xiaoming was speechless, and said with a wry smile: "Yes, I'm crazy, so I don't understand your world, just as you don't understand our world, okay, I can only say...... Congratulations and I hope you are happy in the future......"

Yu Ji said in a deep voice, "I will, Shaoyu will definitely make me happy, and ...... I hope you don't do these crazy things to me again......"

Wang Xiaoming said lightly: "I won't in the future." ”

Yu Ji groaned, "Well, that's good, that'...... Will you come again for tomorrow's wedding? ”

Wang Xiaoming sighed, "Maybe...... Won't ......"

Yu Ji's face changed slightly, and she said coldly, "Whatever you want, I'll go." ”

Watching Yu Ji leave in a hurry, Wang Xiaoming was tired and slowly sat in the small pavilion.

"Yo yo yo! It's handsome to kneel! ”

Wang Xiaoming was taken aback, only to see that Qin Shuang came to the pavilion at some point.

Wang Xiaoming said angrily, "Please, squeak when you appear in the future, okay, I'm really scared to death by you." ”

Qin Shuang smiled evilly, "Hehe, I see that you are kneeling so devoted, why are you embarrassed to come out and ruin the atmosphere?" How about it, someone else will get married tomorrow, and you still don't give up? ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled helplessly, "If you don't give up, what can you do, is it possible that I still carry a big knife to rob my relatives!" ”

Qin Shuang smiled: "That's a good idea!" Don't worry, husband and wife, I will collect the body for you! ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled, "It's okay, it doesn't matter if you collect the corpse or not, you just need to promise to be widowed for me, don't let me cuckold below, I'm grateful......"

Qin Shuang slapped over, and Wang Xiaoming avoided it with a smile.

Qin Shuang smiled "fluttering", and then said with a straight face, "Hey! I'll get down to business,"

Wang Xiaoming said, "Well, what's the matter?" ”

Qin Shuang said, "You said that after handing over Yu Ji to Xiang Yu, we will leave, now is the time." ”

They have seen Xiang Yu's temper, and the people here are not easy to mess with, and they will lose their lives at any time, so it is better to leave as soon as possible.

So the two of them decided to leave after attending Yu Ji's wedding.

Since he was going to attend the wedding, he had to go with a gift, and Qin Shuang accompanied Wang Xiaoming to wander around the street.

I saw a circle of people suddenly gathered in the middle of the street, three layers inside and three layers outside, so it was not lively.

Wang Xiaoming said, "Is there any money to pick up in front?" ”

An uncle who rushed forward to watch the excitement smiled obscenely, "Handsome guy, it's much more interesting than picking up money!" It's two women fighting, hehe, don't talk about it, I'll go and take a seat first......"

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he said disdainfully, "What kind of people are these, Qin Shuang, let's take a detour......

Qin Shuang nodded, and secretly said in his heart, Wang Xiaoming has really become mature.

As soon as the two of them turned around, they heard a burst of shouting behind them.

"Ouch hey! That little lady's clothes are torn......"

"Auntie! Pull her pants, hurry! Hee-hee......"

"Hey! What the hell are these people! Wang Xiaoming turned around with a righteous look and rushed towards the crowd.

Qin Shuang said anxiously, "Xiao Ming, don't hurt yourself!" I'm going to call someone to help you! ”

"Hey, hey, brothers, squeeze in, and leave me a place to take a look! Ahaha......" Wang Xiaoming said as he squeezed in.

Qin Shuang's face turned blue with anger, "This ...... What the hell is this? ”

Wang Xiaoming desperately squeezed inside, and the crowd that was already chaotic into a pot of porridge became even more chaotic, shouting and scolding one after another......

Wang Xiaoming finally squeezed to the front with great effort, only to see that in the center of the venue, a fat woman and aunt were viciously tearing the clothes of a young woman......

No way! This girl is bright! The facial features are just right, the water chestnut is distinct, it is still bright and moving without powder, plus the pitiful appearance of pear blossoms with rain, so it is not pitiful......

I'll go! Pity a fart, the bastards who are watching the excitement around are piled up, and they all shout "Auntie, come on!" Take it off! ”

Wang Xiaoming was indignant, what kind of people are these people, how can they be as noble as me, just look at it and don't shout cheers, hiding their merits and fame......

Suddenly, I don't know which bastard accidentally pushed it, and squeezed Wang Xiaoming up at once, Wang Xiaoming fell on the fat woman in a few steps, knocking her away......

The fat woman came back to her senses and shouted, "Which little deflated three are you!" Dare to hit the old lady ......"

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly explained, "Auntie, don't get me wrong, I came in with the villagers to see the excitement, and I don't know which bastard I was ...... just now."

Wang Xiaoming was explaining, and the girl on the ground, who was already disheveled, suddenly cried and hugged Wang Xiaoming's thigh, "Xianggong!" You're finally here, woo......"

The crowd immediately burst into an exclamation, "Xianggong!" Damn, there's a good show to watch, come on, come on, don't squeeze it......"

Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded all of a sudden, and said, "I'm your father-in-law?" ”

The girl hugged Wang Xiaoming tightly, nodded affirmatively, and then beckoned behind her, "Xiong Xin, brother-in-law is here, don't eat ......"

I went to it, it turned out that there was an eighteen or nineteen-year-old fat dun here, with a fat head and big ears, a stupid face, holding a king-size steamer, and there were two big buns in the steamer......

it! Girl, are you sure this fat is your brother? That's a big contrast, isn't it?

While chewing on buns, Da Fat Dun came over stupidly holding a king-size steamer, "Brother-in-law!" ”

Wang Xiaoming's brain twitched for a while, and he agreed, "Well, ......"

"I'll go! Good wool, good girl! No! …… Who the hell are you! ”

The girl burst into tears, "Xianggong, I know I was wrong, I will work hard to improve my cooking skills in the future, don't leave me, don't drive us back to my parents' house, woo woo......"

The crowd blamed one after another, "This thing, I really have no conscience, and I want to divorce my wife just because my lady's cooking is not delicious, it's really unkind......"

"Alas! What a well-dressed beast......"

"Damn, these days, all the birds and beasts are so handsome, they are really blind......"

Wang Xiaoming's heart instantly had 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past, you bastards and turtle grandsons, just now they shouted cheers and shouted harder than ghosts, and now they are all moral models!

Wang Xiaoming was anxious to explain, but the girl cried again, "Xiong Xin was greedy for a while, and ate other people's buns, and you didn't give me a penny when I went out, so give the money to others!" ”

Wang Xiaoming patted his head, damn it, shouldn't it be a street porcelain party that has encountered a partnership and pit money!

Alas! Forget it, forget it, it's just two buns, let's break the fortune and avoid disaster!

Wang Xiaoming said, "Auntie, how much is your bun!" ”

The fat woman glared, "One or two!" ”

Wang Xiaoming blurted out, "One or two!" You're stupid! You can buy a steamer for a tael of silver! ”

The fat woman glared, "Isn't it just a steamer!" There are only two left to be eaten by your brother-in-law! ”

Wang Xiaoming looked at the extra-large steamer in the hand of the big fat dun, yes! There were two big buns just now, and I couldn't even see the scum in just a few words, this speed! …… Well, I believe the aunt didn't lie to me......

Wang Xiaoming touched his pocket, I went, and I forgot to bring silver when I went out.

"Uh...... Hehe, auntie, you wait, the silver is on my lady......"

"Humph! Nonsense! I just ripped her clothes for a long time, and she didn't have a dime on her! Don't play tricks, be careful, I'll rip your skin together! ”

"Fat woman! If you want money, you want money, what a murder! They all say I don't know them anymore! I'm a lady with a lady, okay! Wife! Come on! Excuse me, my lady is coming in......"

Seeing the lively people make a way, Qin Shuang walked in in a daze, and as soon as he came in, he saw Wang Xiaoming entangled with a disheveled and crying girl, and her face instantly became darker than cinders.

"Lady, come here, come here, listen to me, I saw this girl as soon as I came in just now...... Alas, forget it, forget it, don't talk about it......, a tael of silver, give money! ……”

Qin Shuang slapped him over, making Wang Xiaoming's eyes glow, "Can you still have a face!" In front of so many audiences, you are still ...... Still doing this! Do you want me to pay when it's over? No money! You're going to for me! ”

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he knew that Qin Shuang had misunderstood, and although he was very aggrieved, he still hurriedly wanted to explain, but he was about to speak, when he saw the girl hugging Qin Shuang's legs again.

"Sister, I won't compete with you for favor anymore, woo...... I beg you not to drive us away! Woohoo......"

Wang Xiaoming secretly admired, this is really God's reaction!

Qin Shuang was dumbfounded, and said, "Xianggong, what happened when you came in just now?" ”

Wang Xiaoming cried and said with a sad face: "Isn't it just the same situation as you are now......

The crowd immediately whispered again, "Oh, no wonder he is so ruthless, it turns out that she is just his concubine!" ”

"What's wrong with the concubine's room! It's half of my wife! How can you say don't want it! Hey! Nabs! Make a friend, I'll forget about it! ……”

………………

Wang Xiaoming held back his anger and said, "Alas, the lady ,......"

The girl and Qin Shuang said in unison, "What's wrong?" ”

Wang Xiaoming couldn't cry or laugh, "Girl, don't play with me, okay......"

The girl cried, "Xianggong, one day husband and wife, Bai Rien, you can't ignore me and Xiong Xin!" ”

Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang seemed to be stunned by thunder, and stood on the spot......

The fat woman shouted violently, "Your family's business, go home and quarrel by yourself!" Give money now! Two by two! ”

How did it change two or two? This interest rate has risen so much, isn't it? Is it calculated by the second?

Wang Xiaoming was taken aback, and when he looked at it, he saw that Da Fat Dun had eaten a cage of steamed buns again......

Well, auntie, you didn't lie to me......

Wang Xiaoming said with a bitter face, "Lady, give the money, or the price will increase later......"

Qin Shuang nodded innocently......

This book is derived from reading the rim