Chapter 16: Ah, what a painful realization.
86_86827big Laughing Workshop' To Tang Tang's Lost Youth, What a Painful Understanding"
With the help of his talented magic sound, Bai Sitang finally completed the recording after a few days. In addition to Youtu.com, there are many video websites, but those websites are either too small or the benefits are too poor.
So it's better to publish it directly on Youtu.com, you can also gather your own popularity, the world is cracking down on piracy, and the law of protecting originality is very perfect, so Bai Sitang is not afraid that someone will dare to pirate the 'Big Laughing Workshop'
In another world, the Big Laughing Workshop's 'To Tang Tang's Lost Youth, What a Painful Understanding' clicked more than 10 million, which made the Big Laughing Workshop an instant hit.
In fact, in this world, the advantage of the big laughing workshop will be even greater. First, the system is very perfect, and the second is that the market is still in a blank stage.
In today's increasingly stressful world, who hasn't encountered something unpleasant in their lives? Whether it is a dispute in the workplace or a conflict between friends, there will always be some things that want to complain, but there is no way to speak, which makes people depressed.
At this time, the spit shows that are entertained in the form of funny, finding faults, etc., will naturally be easily sought after by people. Especially in this era of relative lack of entertainment, people's demand for this aspect is far beyond Bai Sitang's imagination.
Bai Sitang finished advertising on 'Breaking the Sky', and when he was idle and had nothing to do, he found a random variety show on the Internet and watched it.
In addition to the first phase, the second phase of the big laughing workshop has not been refreshed. 'Breaking the Firmament' has already been redeemed in its entirety, so there is no need for him to continue to code words.
Wang Liang looked at the top post in the 'Breaking the Sky' commentary area suspiciously...
"Hello everyone, I'm Tang Xiaobei. The latest spit show recorded by me, the Big Laugh Workshop has been completed. The link below can be opened directly~~~ps: If you finish reading the section. Damn it to pieces, remember, I was once innocent...'
Wang Liang is a big fan of 'Breaking the Sky' and a fan of 'Old Boy'.
Ever since Bai Sitang advertised for 'Old Boy' in the storytelling area, he had another habit. Every day, I will look at the storytelling area to see if Bai Sitang has released any new songs. In fact, there are not a few people like Wang Liang.
Spitting? Big Laughing Workshop? What is it?
Wang Liang had a wave of doubt in his heart, it didn't seem to be like a song.
See the last ps: If you finish the section. Shattered, remember, I was once innocent...
The doubts of the heart are even greater, knots. How could it be shattered? Although there are some Internet buzzwords in this world, there are not many of them. The ground was shattered, and the word had not yet appeared.
Click on the link with the doubts in your heart...
The window popped up, and when I saw that it was Youtu.com, I was even more puzzled, isn't Tang Xiaobei an online writer and singer? Why did you get the video again?
Pick up a can of Coke, open the bottle, take a sip, and suppress the surprise in your heart.
At the beginning of the show, a row of headlines appears first
The first issue of the big laughing workshop 'To Tang Tang's lost youth, what a painful realization'
The image of Tang Sanzang's high monk can be said to have been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, if you talk about people in Taoism, who has the highest prestige. That's definitely not 'Buddha Nyolai' or 'Avalokiteshvara'.
Rather, he was in the Tang Sanzang, who traveled 108,000 miles and went through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties to obtain the true scriptures. Since the hit of Journey to the West more than 20 years ago, the image of Tang Sanzang has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the image of a monk has long been synonymous with him.
Wang Liang looked at Tang Sanzang's picture suspiciously... Suddenly, a funny, fast voice came out...
"High-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation; Cold, glamorous, noble and down-to-earth, fashionable and beautiful, small and fresh. That's right, I am Tang Sanzang, the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry.
Datang civil servant, with a Chang'an hukou, is an innocent girl, a mature young wife, and a charming aunt...~ As long as it's the girl I like in Tangtang? Which one will say no? ….”
A series of opening remarks dazzled him... The speed of speech is too fast, although it is not as fast as Hua Shao's, but it is not much different. But is there a 'good voice of China' in this world? People are simply not exposed to this type of style of opening line.
When the civil servants of the Tang Dynasty had a Chang'an hukou, Wang Liang looked at Tang Sanzang wearing a robe, wearing a Pilu hat, holding a microphone, and looking at the photos in the audience with an affectionate face.
Laughed, it was so funny.
The plot continues
"Hmph, my life should naturally be a smooth step, the scenery is infinite, think about it and a little excited~~ But as the so-called tree is a big move, and the face is thin, I was taken by the biggest in Datang.~"
"In order to force me to agree, he forcibly graded me and made me a monk, I wanted to go to Li Er's nun's house next door when I was lonely, but who knew that he was found out and pulled directly into the deep palace~ I swear not to obey."
An opening sentence ruined the glorious image of Tang Seng as a virtuous monk, Wang Liang burst into tears when he saw it, and finally knew what Bai Sitang said in his post. it all over the place. But what he didn't expect was that there was still no lower limit to come
Next, in the play, Li Shiming sat on the dragon chair, wearing a dragon robe, his eyes were like torches, but he said in a strong Shanxi dialect
"Let me tell you, you only have two paths, either from me or up to the west!"
"You're going to kill me?"
"No, killing directly is afraid of causing public outrage. It's to go to the west to learn scriptures, 108,000 miles, just you, there are many monsters on the way~ I have already posted a rumor, saying that if you eat it, you will live forever! Okay, you choose~"
"I chose the West Heaven~"
"I'm rubbing! So resolute? ”
A few simple opening sentences, destroying the three views, tell why Tang Sanzang traveled thousands of miles to the west to learn scriptures... Wang Liang was scorched by the thunder... sat on the chair and watched the conversation between Tang Sanzang and Li Shiming in the video, although it felt weird, but it was not bad. If only it could be a little knotty. It's the best, and I can't help but look forward to the next plot even more.
"Hmph, how do you know about this Erbi, the newspapers have said that Tang monk meat is carcinogenic~ Besides, I am the reincarnation of the legendary golden cicada, or the kind of local tyrant Jin~ Sister Guanyin has already dreamed, and I will send three people to relieve my boredom when I go to the west, the beautiful queen, the marshal, Sasha~~ I'll go~ I'm excited to think about it!"
"I'm not as good as hell, who goes to hell? The world has nothing to do with me~I have made up my mind~"
Wang Liang lay in front of the table, laughing and laughing, and the corners of his eyes were already crying with laughter.
Liu Yuanyuan heard Wang Liang's laughter in the bedroom, and walked in suspiciously. Seeing that Wang Liang was watching a video, he was curious, so he also walked over and stood behind Wang Liang to watch it.
Looking at the funny dialogue in the video, Liu Yuanyuan burst out laughing, and Wang Liang heard Liu Yuanyuan's laughter only to realize that his girlfriend didn't know when she had come over.
"What video is this?"
Liu Yuanyuan asked funny.
Wang Liang pulled her over, sat on his lap, saw more clearly in front, and said, "Big Laughing Workshop, let's look first." Super hilarious. ”
Bai Sitang is a little obscene. Zo's voice, Yindang smiled and said, "The first one, it's said to be 'Beauty Queen', haha, 'Demon Queen', 'Cleopatra' or something..."
Then came one of the most classic sentences in it...
'If handsomeness is a sin, then am I not guilty of heinous!'
If handsomeness is a mistake, then I won't be wrong again and again~
If there is charm and there is a punishment, will I not be punished? ’
Wang Liang and Liu Yuanyuan sat together and listened to Bai Sitang's cheap voice, and then listened to his narcissistic statements, laughing and crying.
Wang Liang couldn't stop laughing at all, picked up the cola and took a sip, suppressing his excitement.
"The front is Gao Laozhuang, I don't know how the marshal is~ Is it more dollars and handsome? Think about how much it's still a little ~ I rub! How is it a pig? ”
"Master." Zhu Bajie bowed to Tang Sanzang.
"Who the is your master? Wukong, hack it to death, add vegetables at night~"
Liu Yuanyuan looked at Wang Liang and said, "Don't drink for a while, don't choke." ”
"Okay, got it, see." Wang Liang's attention was all on the 'Big Laughing Workshop', and he didn't care about Liu Yuanyuan's tips at all.
The plot continues
Zhu Bajie said excitedly, "Master, I used to be Marshal Tianpeng!" ”
Tang Sanzang's face immediately changed when he saw this, and he smiled like a chrysanthemum, "Ai apprentice, I'm joking with you for the teacher, seeing that you are so cute and cute, how can the teacher not accept you?" First take a 180,000 entrance fee and open a VIP or something for the teacher. ”
"Master, I'm reincarnated as a pig now, and I have no money~"
"No money? If you don't have money, you still talk about an egg? I was still in my temper a few years ago, I would have been sitting on your ass for a long time, believe it or not? Wukong, hack him to death~"
"Master, his job was arranged by Guanyin Niangniang, so let's give me some face."
"Yes, master, I also have a lot of skills!"
"Oh? Will you become Chi Ling? ”
"Chiling, I know, but I can only turn into a stone, a stake or something~I~"
Tang Sanzang said angrily
"What's your use? If you want money or not, if you want to look good or not, you can't change a girl! What can you do? Your Dharma name is Wu Neng! Incompetent! ”
Wang Liang smiled and listened to Tang Sanzang spraying Zhu Bajie wildly, and finally shouted, "Your Dharma name is Wu Neng!" Wu Neng! ’
I didn't hold it back, and squirted out the Coke in my mouth in one breath...
Eventually, the story comes to an end and ends in a song by Tang Tang
Ah~ What a painful realization~ I used to have good land, ten thousand acres~ It's just that I look back on every step of the way~
The eyes are full of pigs~Ah, what a painful realization~
I used to be in the limelight~ but now I have three livestock...
Ah~ What a painful realization...
ps: Thank you Hua Wenlin for your tip~Momoda~~
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