Chapter 53: Artifact and Beauty
Wang Xiaoming and Xiong Daiyu helped Huang Shigong to the secret room in the house, Huang Shigong sighed in pain, sat down on the stone platform, and it could be seen that he was not lightly injured.
Wang Xiaoming pondered in his heart, looking at the appearance of this old man, he was seventy or eighty years old, and he could actually beat the fierce man in Xiang Zhuang and vomit blood, so he had to accept it!
In this troubled world, people are not ruthless, they can't stand steadily, their subordinates have no real skills, and they are cut everywhere they go.
Okay, I must find a way to worship him as a teacher and learn a good skill, so that I can save my life and protect Yu Ji...... Alas! …… People have Xiang Yu, how can it not be our turn to ......!
But what will he do to say yes to me? I heard that these heroes are extremely strict in accepting apprentices, I don't know if they will look up to me, okay! Anyway, make a sycophant first so that you can make a good impression on him!
Wang Xiaoming was about to speak, only to see the weak Huang Shigong suddenly raise his spirit, fight for his eyes, and said loudly, "Sao Nian, I see that you are talented and amazing, and you are a rare martial arts wizard in a hundred years, I want to accept you as an apprentice, I don't know what you think?" ”
Wang Xiaoming was stunned, I'm damn! That's fine, too! I was stunned for a moment.
Huang Shigong raised his eyebrows, "If you don't speak, I'll give you a promise, since you have agreed, you will never regret it!" Otherwise I'm ......"
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Master! Don't gamble! The vain will never turn back! ”
Hehe, being kicked out by Qin Shuang today, it's really shit luck.
I think that with my extremely smart qualifications, it won't take long to learn the world's magic skills, become the head of the family, become the leader of the alliance, marry the poppy beauty, and walk to the peak of life.
Huang Shigong looked at the smirking Wang Xiaoming, nodded with satisfaction, then opened a large box, and said, "This contains all the martial arts cheats in the world, you can first pick a copy that you are interested in and take a look, I will teach you according to your aptitude." ”
Wang Xiaoming immediately said, "Okay, Master." ”
So he reached out and grabbed a few books......
No way! One-armed single-knife knife technique! When I opened it, I saw that the introduction said, one-armed and single-sword, alone in the world, if you want to practice this skill, you must first cut off one arm!
I'll it! Isn't this a cheat!
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly threw it aside and picked up another one, um! This is good!
Sky cripple foot cheats! Turning it over, the sky is broken, stepping on a qiē ox b coaxing, specializing in all kinds of pretending b disobedience, if you want to practice this skill, you must first lame yourself......
Horses next door! It's worse than the previous one!
Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but be a little annoyed, and grabbed another copy, Ni Niang! "Sunflower Treasure Book"!
Flip it open, sure enough, this is the undefeated Dongfang, Yue Buqun, Lin Pingzhi and other heroes of the rivers and lakes have become famous stunts, if you want to practice this skill, you must first swing a knife from the palace!
Wang Xiaoming's clenched hands trembled slightly, and he couldn't calm down for a long time in his heart......
Xiong Daiyu hurriedly cried and snatched it, and tore the sunflower treasure book into pieces like crazy, "Xianggong!" I don't allow you to practice this kind of evil martial arts! Absolutely not! ”
Wang Xiaoming's heart twitched, why did the ghost want to practice! It's just that there are a few shemale beauty acupuncture points attached to it, lady, it's not too late to tear it up after you let your husband enjoy it!
When Wang Xiaoming was still secretly regretting himself, Huang Shigong suddenly became angry, "What! Messire? She's your lady! Why didn't you say it earlier! Are you here to play tricks on the old man? ”
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said: "No, no, no!" How dare I fool you, I sincerely come to learn from my teacher! How...... You don't accept married people? ”
Huang Shi was so angry that his beard straightened, and he slammed the stone platform, lamenting more than once, and then told Wang Xiaoming to listen.
It turns out that there are rules for Huangshi to accept apprentices, not only rules, but also a lot of rules.
Not only must the qualifications be excellent, but also the character must be excellent.
As soon as Wang Xiaoming heard it, I went, and these two points didn't seem to have much to do with me!
In addition, it is more important to be super handsome, it must be at the level of a super-first-class male god, and it would be better if you could still have a lot of money......
As soon as Wang Xiaoming heard it, he understood, in this world of looking at faces, being handsome is the king, and all the other gods and horses are just floating clouds, hehe......
Last but not least, the person must be single!
Wang Xiaoming was not happy when he heard it, and couldn't help but say, "Master, are you accepting apprentices or recruiting sons-in-law!" ”
Huang Shigong smiled, "Of course it's two together!" But it's not a son-in-law, it's a grandson-in-law! You know, there are many benefits to being my grandson-in-law, I will use the Tianque Sword, one of the four great artifacts of the ancients, and the supreme secret book Huangshi Tianshu as a dowry! ”
Wang Xiaoming was stunned: "Four major artifacts? Is it a god horse? ”
Huang Shigong said proudly, "Look at you, you are lonely and unheard, four major artifacts, one gun and three swords, three swords are Tianque Sword, Tianwen Sword, Tianhong Sword, one shot is ......"
Wang Xiaoming shouted: "Xiang Yu's Formation-Breaking Overlord Gun!" ”
Huang Shigong nodded, Wang Xiaoming said secretly, I think too highly of me, any of them can pinch me to death, you are so demanding, why don't you go to them?
"Although there are many applicants, so far, only Xiang Yu, Han Xin and Zhang Liangtong have been tested layer by layer, but unfortunately, in the end, my granddaughter ......"
When Wang Xiaoming heard it, he was in a groove! Your granddaughter's vision is too high! I can't even look down on these few people who are the best in the world, so ...... me?
The Tianque Sword of the Four Great Artifacts, alas! It seems that this B artifact is destined to be lost with me......
Suddenly, Huang Shigong slapped his thigh, "That's it!" There is no choice these days! The old man confessed! That's you! I've decided to pass on all the artifacts and cheats to you! ”
Wang Xiaoming was overjoyed: "Really! ”
Huang Shigong glared: "Do you think I'm playing haha?" Count the old man who has fallen into blood mold, and the granddaughter will marry you too!
But my granddaughter will never be a concubine, she must be a concubine, she must be a concubine, you let her be a concubine! ”
After speaking, he pointed to Xiong Daiyu.
Xiong Daiyu said embarrassedly, "Actually...... I was originally a concubine! ”
Huang Shigong looked at Wang Xiaoming stupidly, and Wang Xiaoming coughed dryly, "Uh...... Master, listen to me, it's actually like this, I'm still ...... at home There is also a lady...... Hehe......"
Huang Shigong's face turned from gray to black, and a mouthful of blood spurted out!
Wang Xiaoming was taken aback, it turned out that ...... It turned out that the Huangshi Gong had just suffered a heavy blow and all the internal organs were damaged, and now it was to the point where the wind and candles were ruined and the oil was exhausted.
No wonder he was in such a hurry to find a successor, alas! Master, I'm sorry, I just blame me for being too charming by nature, and we met late, alas! Ape dung makes people!
Huang Shigong spit out a mouthful of black blood, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!" They are all people who are going to die, and the old man is not afraid of losing a little more.
I'll give you another Mixed Yuan Golden Pill, which can open up the meridians of your whole body and help you improve your ten-year internal strength cultivation to ......"
Wang Xiaoming was moved to his knees and knelt on the ground, "Master! You've been so good to me......"
Huang Shigong shouted, "Good your sister! You go back immediately and let that lady be your concubine, and then marry my granddaughter as the main room!" ”
Xiong Daiyu cried and said, "Then if you count it like this, wouldn't I want to be a junior...... Woo."
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Master, no! My lady is very strong! In fact...... The two of us were kicked out by her...... Woohoo......"
Wow! Huang Shigong burst out with a mouthful of black blood, and he was already angry, and he looked up to the sky and sighed, "Oh my God! What the hell am I doing wrong! ”
It's no wonder that the Yellowstone Guild is so sad and angry, thinking that at the beginning, so many excellent men wanted to worship him as a teacher and be his fast son-in-law, but they were all rejected by him, but now it is coming, but he has a scum like Wang Xiaoming.
Huang Shigong weakly held Wang Xiaoming's shoulder, "It's a teacher who is afraid of you, as long as I don't let my granddaughter be a junior, I will recognize it for the teacher, and I will give you another gold silk soft armor for the teacher......"
"You mean that I will marry a woman as a junior first, and then marry your granddaughter?"
Huang Shigong laughed, laughing grief-stricken, laughing hatefully, suddenly he grabbed Wang Xiaoming's vein, and said, "You scum!" Let's go with the teacher! ”
Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded, only to feel that the meridians in his body were flowing backwards, and his blood vessels were expanding, and he was about to burst and die, Xiong Daiyu was shocked and said, "I'll be small!" I make small ones! You let me go! Woohoo......"
Wang Xiaoming was very moved.
Huang Shigong let go of his hand: "Count your kid's life!" There is such a good lady! Words count, if you dare to let my granddaughter be a junior, I won't let you go! ”
Wang Xiaoming dared to say a word.
I saw Huang Shigong shouting, "Xiu'er! Xiu'er! ”
"It's so late, grandpa, you're making a noise!" A voice came from outside the stone room......
When Huang Shigong's granddaughter appeared in the stone room, Wang Xiaoming was scorched and tender......
I'll go! Flatbread face, cross-eyed, garlic nose, plus two thick and full lips, and a finishing touch beauty mole......
I'll rub it! Why is this a beauty mole? It's the size of two coins, and I said girl, it doesn't matter if the mole is big, can you please shave off the hair on it?
Wang Xiaoming finally understood why Xiang Yu, Han Xin, and Zhang Liang didn't pass the guò test, I said, Master, this kind of goods, do you think you can stuff it out by sending a few artifacts?
Without waiting for Huangshi to speak publicly, Wang Xiaoming immediately cut the railroad to the fore: "Master! After thinking about it carefully, I will go to the battlefield in the future and fight hard, maybe I will hang up one day, so I still don't want to marry Miss Xiu'er, so as not to delay her......
But don't worry, Master, I will never fail to your trust, I will recognize her as my godsister, send her to a safe place in the countryside, pay her living expenses regularly every month, and visit her every 100 years......"
"Don't bother Childe, I can take care of myself." An icy voice came from outside the stone room.
Wang Xiaoming turned his head to look,...... See...... See......
I saw a woman outside the door, dressed in a light yellow gauze dress, with long waterfall-like hair draped over her shoulders, and a pair of smart almond eyes on her delicate and fair face, like a bright pearl.
She just stood in front of the door, as if she was in the clouds, and with that steady and dignified temperament, even the naughty Wang Xiaoming became cautious......
Wow, this image has almost caught up with Yu Ji!
Wang Xiaoming swallowed his saliva.
Huang Shigong said impatiently, "Zhu'er, go cool, every time I call Xiu'er, you come out first, the three handsome guys in front of you are scared away......"
Zhu'er muttered, "Who told Xiu'er to look in the mirror every time she sees someone, of course it's not as fast as me!" ”
Huang Shigong was about to speak, but Wang Xiaoming grabbed Huang Shigong's hands and said sincerely, "Master! No! Grandfather! Please be worshiped by my son-in-law! ”
Huang Xiu'er came over to Huang Shigong's side and said coldly, "Aren't you unwilling?" It just so happens that I don't like to ...... reluctantly."
Huang Shigong hurriedly pulled Huang Xiu'er's sleeve secretly, and said in a low voice, "Grandpa can't do it, I don't have a chance to pick a good man for you again...... I think he's pretty handsome, so you're ...... I'm going to ...... it for a while."
Huang Xiu'er snorted coldly, "Will?" Can't I take care of myself? Why compromise! It's shameful enough to be a concubine for others, and you want me to be a junior, this kind of work, I, Huang Xiuer, am not uncommon! ”
Xiong Daiyu was so angry that she cried, "Who do you say is ashamed!" ”
Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded, how could this Huang Xiu'er's temper be the same as Qin Shuang! Alas, it seems that I have no chance to take this blessing of Qi people.
Wang Xiaoming was ready to give up, but Huang Shigong didn't do it, he cried, made trouble and hanged himself, he had to match, saying that he would die unsafely......
Looking at her grandfather, who had vomited blood and vomited to the point that her face was blue, Huang Xiuer couldn't help it.
In the end, Huang Xiuer gritted her teeth, "Okay!" I promised! But I'm talking ahead! I don't do it in the non-formal room! ”
Wang Xiaoming squeezed out a smile embarrassedly, "Hehe, I'll go back and discuss with my mother-in-law......"
Huangshi Gong finally put his mind at ease, so he handed over the dowries such as Tianque Sword, Huangshi Tianshu, Mixed Yuan Jindan, and Golden Silk Soft Armor to Wang Xiaoming.
Huang Shigong gritted his teeth and said, "Boy, don't play tricks!" If you dare to break your word, I will come to you as a ghost! ”
Wang Xiaoming cried and said, "I'll try my best, alas! Grandpa, I've been making a fuss for a long time, and you seem to be quite energetic, why don't we find a doctor to take a look...... Oops, grandpa...... Are you swollen! ”
I saw Huang Shigong holding Wang Xiaoming's hand tightly, Wang Xiaoming was pinched painfully, Huang Shigong's pupils began to dilate, but he still said a sentence "I see...... The water of the Yellow River...... From heaven,...... Let's go......"
Finally, Huang Shigong's hand let go and hung down weakly......
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