No.142 Life on the right track is life.

Wang Jian felt that his current life was too chaotic, really too chaotic. His IQ is not as demonized as Xiao Jin and Ah Er, but only at the level of normal people, and perhaps in some sense, he will even be a little less intelligent than many people because he doesn't have to think about intrigue.

So what he has to do now is to make a list of all the things that are waiting to be processed, and then settle the bill one by one.

took Xiaojin to walk around the dirty vegetable market, Wang Nut was like a housewife, bargaining, arguing, anyway, he looked like a young father who brought his daughter to buy vegetables...... Even many aunts who sell vegetables praise Wang Jian for her good growth, and her daughter looks so young when she is so old.

The little golden blood is about to come out, but there is no No.142 life on the right track, it is life. The only way is to stand behind and stare at and let others misunderstand that she is Wang Jian's daughter......

"Actually, I'm more depressed than you." Wang Jian carried a bag of vegetables: "Am I that old?" I'm only twenty-five, and I'm still a little old. ”

Xiao Jin pouted and didn't say a word, just rolled his eyes and licked a lollipop, standing next to Wang Jian anyway, the more he looked at it, the more he looked like his daughter......

Carrying the things they needed for dinner, the two of them returned to the martial arts hall, and when they walked upstairs, they found that Tiantian Er and Liang Huanhuan were doing something very strange......

While watching TV, they held a piece of pink and green stuff under their noses and sniffed intoxicated, and the two of them sat on Liang Huanhuan's bed, with an intoxicated and addicted expression on their faces, looking stupid.

"They're stupid." Xiao Jin looked at it and shook his head: "Nima...... Play with my pads! ”

Wang Jian sighed, turned his head to look at Xiao Jin: "What do you mean?" ”

"They were both sniffing my pads, which were lavender-scented. Homemade yo. ”

Ah Jian was about to cry after hearing this, there didn't seem to be a slightly normal one around him, Liang Huanhuan was stupid, he was really stupid, after all, he was a special second person. But the natural two shouldn't be...... No matter how she said it, she shouldn't No.142 get on the right track of life, it's life. It's time to play this weird thing......

"Ah Jian, Ah Jian!" Tianren Er suddenly saw Wang Jian, and jumped in front of Wang Jian with the green thing in his hand, and stuffed Xiaojin's sanitary napkin under his nose: "You sniff, sniff, sniff." It smells so good! ”

After speaking, he leaned over to the sanitary napkin and took two deep breaths...... It's like being mentally retarded.

"Don't be so perverted." Wang Jian pushed her face away: "You play by yourself, I'll cook." ”

And Tianren Er reluctantly chased Wang Jian to the kitchen: "You smell it, it's really fragrant." ”

Wang Jian couldn't help it. I could only look down and smell it. Not to mention, it's really fragrant......

But he can't be like Natural Er, holding a piece of that thing for a long time, he can only pull Natural Er's body over, push her shoulders with both hands and push her out of the kitchen: "Go watch TV." ”

Natural Er responded, happily ran to watch a boring variety show, and continued to smell Xiaojin's sanitary napkins......

"I said you two. Who told you to flip through my stuff? Xiao Jin questioned Liang Huanhuan and Tiantian Er in the room: "Don't you understand this rule?" ”

"I'm here for that, I don't need yours, shall I stand there and let it flow?" Liang Huanhuan glanced at Xiao Jin: "Isn't it just two aunt towels, I'll pay you back later." ”

Natural two also nodded: "It's so fragrant......"

"Didn't she have? Why did you take mine? ”

"I don't like that brand, do you care?" Liang Huanhuan has always been arrogant, even in front of gloomy Xiaojin, he did not change his true colors, and reached into his pants with a gesture: "Do you want me to return you?" ”

Xiao Jin couldn't help it, so she could only say viciously: "Next time I'll smear mustard on it." Let you use! ”

"Wipe it, wipe it, if you dare to wipe it, I dare to use this thing to soak in water and drink."

Even Wang Jian, who was in the kitchen, couldn't stand the disgusting, and stuck out his head and shouted: "Shut up for me." You guys are disgusting! ”

Xiao Jin listened to Wang Jian's words, snorted and turned to go out, sat at the kitchen door with a stool and watched Wang Jian chop vegetables and wash vegetables inside.

"Can you give me something normal?" When Wang Jian squatted down to turn on the gas, he turned his head to look at her: "What's the matter of sitting there and looking at me?" ”

Xiao Jin giggled: "I don't!" ”

And just as he was tossing and turning into a heap, his phone suddenly rang, the kind of four-chord ringtone that had long been outdated, which was really very refreshing.

After he answered the phone, it was He Rui's voice: "Teacher Wang, there is a party in the class at night...... Are you coming along? It's in a hotel near the school, and we get together to go to a concert. AA's, very cheap. ”

Wang Jian thought for a while: "I may not be able to go." ”

He Rui sighed, looking very disappointed: "Let's take a moment......"

The third master is the most unbearable is this, after all, although the third master no longer looks like a human being, but mentally, he is still just an ordinary young man. Although he has a lot of social experience, in the final analysis, he is still very different from a person like Dawei who sees all the flashiness.

So as soon as He Rui begged like this, he was a little embarrassed to refuse, so he could only ask, "What time is it?" ”

"The concert is eight o'clock, and we eat at half past six."

"I'm not going to eat, I'll go back at about seven o'clock."

"That'...... All right. He Rui is a very shrewd person, and she doesn't force it: "I'll see you later." ”

As soon as he hung up the phone, Wang Jian met Xiao Jin's gloomy face.

"What's your expression?"

"It's He Rui's little prodigal." Xiao Jin's tone was very unkind: "What is she going to do?" ”

"Isn't it normal to have dinner in class?" Wang Jianjian couldn't understand why Xiao Jin died like this: "You can't be like this, you have to integrate into the collective." ”

"My mental age is thirty, and you let me blend in with them? You're so hilarious. ”

Wang Jian thought for a while: "How is the IQ conversion formula calculated?" ”

"Mental age divided by chronological age, multiplied by one hundred."

"Pretty accurate." Wang Jian was happy: "Okay, don't worry about this, I'm the head teacher after all." ”

Listening to Wang Jian's words, Xiao Jin suddenly became happy, and jumped into the room of the natural two, and happily began to snatch the remote control......

This change was so fast that Wang Jian couldn't accept it at all, and he was confused for a long time before scratching his face and continuing to cook.

I have to say that although Wang Jian's cooking skills are not elegant. But home cooking is still perfectly fine. It's just that the original life was relatively hard, so most of the time I couldn't eat anything good at all.

But today is Xiao Jin's birthday, and he has spent a lot of money to buy Jiwei shrimp, eel, mutton and other dishes that he is not willing to eat when he is alone. Seven dishes for four people, and a fish head tofu soup. When it was brought to the table, Natural Two even began to clamp it with his hands.

"Take the chopsticks." Wang Jian slapped off Tianren's hand: "You should be more conscious." ”

"Yes." While Liang Huanhuan stuffed a shrimp into his mouth with his hand, he also glanced at Tiantian Er with white eyes: "Such a big person, he is not sensible at all." ”

As for Xiao Jin, she sat at the table and burst into tears...... This once again made Wang Jian confused, and he looked at the food he cooked worriedly. He said to himself, "Is it so unpalatable......

"Actually, it's not a question of whether it's unpalatable or not." Liang Huanhuan suddenly became extremely normal: "This feeling is actually very subtle, I am actually of Vietnamese descent, you know from the age I was born, you know that I am an orphan, and my parents died in the aftermath of the war." If there is a man who can make such a big table for me, I will marry directly, and I will marry upside down. ”

"Then it seems that you have a birthday, and I can only go and order takeout for you." Wang Jian shrugged: "Otherwise, it will be very troublesome." ”

After speaking, Wang Jian stretched out his hand to help Xiao Jin wipe away his tears: "Actually, it seems that I am the happiest." There are longevity noodles to eat every year, chicken legs, big ribs...... Heaven. ”

And the natural two smiled: "I have it too!" ”

Actually, strictly speaking, there are four people sitting here. In fact, none of them have a complete family. Of course, Tian Er and Wang Jian are still very happy, and Liang Huanhuan is not too bad because he grew up in the army. The most pitiful thing is probably Xiaojin, Wang Jian can't imagine how she has come over the past few years, you must know that when she became an orphan, she was less than ten years old, and it feels terrible to think about it......

"Alright." Wang Jian touched Jin Huiming's back like a puppy: "There's nothing to cry about." ”

And Jin Huiming cried and cried, and suddenly raised his head to look at Wang Jian: "You rubbed the button of my bra open." ”

Wang Jian retracted his hand with lightning speed...... Then he looked at Liang Huanhuan's arrogant laughter and helplessly flushed face, and pretended to go to the toilet to hide his embarrassment.

Finish a meal. It was almost seven o'clock, the sky was getting darker, and the students of the martial arts hall came one after another, Wang Jian assigned them today's training tasks, and then got in the car and went straight to the hotel He Rui said.

It's only about three or four kilometers away from the martial arts hall, but this distance can be said to be a trench in the most congested city in the world. However, I don't know if Wang Jian was lucky or because of the light of the mascot, his road was very smooth, it can be said that he was a direct express, and it only took seven minutes to reach the designated destination.

Entering the hotel, at a glance, I saw that the monkey cubs of the 29th class were sitting in the hall, divided into three tables and staggered, making a fuss about the Premier League stadium, the surrounding was a mess, the lobby manager stood aside, his face was full of haze, and there was no one else in the whole hall except for their three tables.

"The king is here!"

I don't know who shouted with drunkenness, and all the little bastards turned around in unison, and then Zhao Feng, who was a little drunk, raised his hand: "Shou and Tianqi!" ”

Wang Jian was full of black mist, looking at these people, his brows furrowed: "Who let you drink?" ”

"Red ...... Red wine, don't get drunk! As soon as Zhao Feng finished speaking, he covered his mouth and went straight to the bathroom......

In the second half of the night, I've been very busy these days. I have to work overtime until more than twelve o'clock...... Anyway, the amount will not be small, I try to squeeze in time.

For this chapter, I still wrote it in the two and a half hours of my lunch break. (To be continued)!!