429.Chapter 429 Someone's Kung Fu Sucks
When J came back, Jin Xiaoer had already taken off his wet clothes and changed into his clean clothes.
Of course, she can't wear men's pants, but there are not many clothes for her to choose from, so this man brought a few pairs of pants, a few pairs of underwear, plus a few shirts and a few windbreakers!
After choosing, Jin Xiaoer matched her dress like this:
Wearing a pair of black panties, of course, due to the size, she can first put her legs into the hem of the pants, and then pull the elastic around the waist up until she also has both arms out of the hem...... Other people's underwear was dragged into a close-fitting swimsuit on her!
The underwear problem is solved!
Then she chose a beige trench coat to put on the outside...... Buttoning it all up, it doesn't look ideal, but it's finally dry and comfortable, much better than that water-la-la military uniform!
At a glance, seeing the little toy with two straight thin legs and wearing his own clothes, J's mood was suddenly different from before...... The face of an Oriental man, he doesn't really want to see it in his life!
But the Oriental woman has a fatal attraction to him...... Therefore, he walked up to Jin Xiaoer and looked down at her condescendingly.
"Prince J, will you send me home first?" Jin Xiaoer pouted, the air under the sea was humid and smelly, if this man wanted to lock her up here and for the rest of her life, she would be old and decrepit!
"You said your name was Queen Q?" J suddenly remembered that the old accounts were not settled, "Your brother's name is King K?" ”
"That's right!" A little cunning appeared on Jin Xiaoer's lips, "As long as you let me go, I can guarantee that you can go to my house at any time to have tea with Queen Q and King K, watch movies, and in addition to sleeping with you, you can let me and my brother accompany me to do anything!" ”
"Except for sleeping?" J understands that when this little girl talks about sleeping, he must be referring to xxoo, and he deliberately wants to scare and scare her: "I'm not interested in men, but what use can a woman do except accompany a man to bed?" ”
"Look, you don't understand!" Jin Xiaoer was actually almost frightened and bent over, listening to this man's words, it seemed that he really planned to ask her to sleep with him, don't worry, she won't die from him, "The role of a woman can't be only in bed, for example, how boring you are to eat alone, at this time, you can find me to accompany you!" Also, how lonely you are eating ice cream alone, you can also find me at this time! And oh, if you have a big bag of snacks, you can't eat it all by yourself...... What should I do at this time? ”
"Looking for you!" J took the initiative to say something for Jin Xiaoer!
"That's right!" It seems that this man is not stupid, Jin Xiaoer squinted his eyes and gave a smile to J, "Understood, so, don't think about letting me sleep with you, my bed/work/husband is very bad!" ”
"How bad is it?" J stared at Jin Xiaoer's suddenly powdery little face with interest, seeing that she didn't have a few taels of flesh all over her body, he slept with her, maybe just one night, her little body and life were over, but he was so interested in wanting to talk to her: "My bed/Shang/Gong/husband is very good, I can teach you for free!" ”
"Thanks, no!" This topic is about to scare her to death, okay? Jin Xiaoer's eyes rolled, "I have strict AIDS, so you must not have the slightest bad thought about me, otherwise you will ......!" "Hehe, she's smart, the second girl has praised herself in her heart, as long as she can keep her innocence, she can say that she has any disease!
The road is one foot high, the magic is one foot high, J replied very seriously: "It's just right, I'm also very strict with AIDS, so we don't have to wear condoms when we are together......!" ”
A certain chick is immediately paralyzed!