CHAPTER XXXI
In Imperial College, the number of faculty and students in the Department of Cuisine is the smallest, but the school has not reduced the office space of the Department of Cuisine, on the contrary, the office allocated to the Department of Cuisine is as large as the staff offices of other departments, occupying the right half of the sixth floor of the building.
Mugan and Dobby couldn't help but open their mouths wide when they came in:
It's so beautiful!
It is completely different from the office of the Department of Life and Reproduction that I just visited, the office of the professor of the Department of Life and Reproduction is what Mugen imagined, full of desks and office chairs, and the professors' belongings are messily scattered on the table, while the high-ranking professor has an office alone, such as Professor Mulansha, but even Professor Muransha's office looks like an ordinary office, at most the desk and chair look more comfortable.
The professor's office in the Department of Cuisine looks like a natural wilderness: the green grass replaces the carpet, the office is full of all kinds of plants except for the grass, and there are two very tall trees near the window, and the sun is shining on its branches, which looks very pleasant.
Just when the two teenagers were in a daze, a flower flew in front of Dobby's nose, and Dobby couldn't help but sneeze loudly!
"Wow! It's blooming! Picking up a small white flower from the ground, Dobby was surprised to hold it up to Mughan.
"It's beautiful!" For Mugan, who was born on the Desert Star since he was a child, flowers were really a rare thing, and even when he came to Bailu Star later, he had not seen flowers once.
Looking closely at the flowers that he had only seen in books, Mugan took a deep breath of the moist air with a faint floral scent, and his whole body was refreshed.
"Sigma, look, it's a flower!"
A small white flower was placed in the palm of the mechanical hand, and Sigma curiously observed the small five-petal flower, put the flower away, and carefully followed his brother onto the green grass.
"There are cows in the office!" Dobby is the most excited one, this teenager who has just come from the countryside to the big city has never been able to adapt to the life of the big city, and the environment in front of him makes him feel like he has returned to his hometown: "My family is raising cows!" ”
"Every morning I have to drive my younger siblings and a herd of cattle to graze until they are full before they can go to school." (← Hey!) There seems to be something wrong in this sentence)
"The grass here is really good, it's delicious." Looking at the green grass, Dobby still couldn't hold back after all, and after accidentally biting on it, he hurriedly shook his head: "This is the teacher's office, you can't eat it." ”
Laughing at Dobby who had convinced himself to be patient, Mugan smiled and ran to him.
By this time, Dobby had already run to see the only cow in the office.
"It's a bull." Skillfully lifting the hind legs of the cow and taking a look, Dobby said to Mugan very experienced: "I can't see what breed it is, but the lean meat rate is very high, and it looks like a very good beef cow." ”
While speaking, Dobby rolled the cow's eyes, and opened the cow's mouth to look at the teeth inside: "This is a prime-age cow, I don't know which professor raised it, it would be nice if it could be bred with my cow sister, my family Yan zhòng lacks good breeding cattle!" ”
"My heifer is so beautiful!"
When it comes to things in his hometown, Dobby, who has always been shy and doesn't talk much, has become unusually good at talking.
"I know, but did Dobby put the cow down first? It looks very uncomfortable. Eventually, Mogan reminded him, and Dobby noticed that he had lifted the whole cow up at some point, and at this moment, the cow stared at him with wide eyes and looked like he was about to die.
Dobby hurriedly put the cow back in the grass.
In the following time, Mogan and Dobby tidied up the office very diligently: carefully shaved the overgrown grass from beginning to end with a pruner, hoarded the shaved grass aside, and left the only cow in the office as feed, and then they carefully dewormed the two trees in the office.
"Professors will be able to eat fruit in the office in the future!" Wiping a handful of sweat, Dobby smiled with relief.
With grass clippings in hand, Moghan, Sigma, and Dobby closed the office door and headed home in high spirits.
What they didn't know was that just a minute after they left, the otherwise quiet office exploded in an instant!
"Take a bath! Hurry up and take a shower! I don't want to have your baby! "Levi, the second-chair professor of the Department of Cooking, who changed from a tree to a human form in an instant, and his bare buttocks, turned blue!
"I don't want to have your child either!" The big tree opposite him quickly turned into a human form, but it was another vice-professor of the Department of Cuisine, Brunt.
In this universe, there are people of all races, and naturally there are humans turned into plants. The two vice-professors of the Department of Cuisine are two vegetative people.
In the vegetative world, flowers = reproductive organs.
In this era when it is illegal for vegetative people to bloom in public, it is rare to be able to bask in the sun in their own office, and they don't want to suddenly break into the two stunned boys, take their flowers and smell them, and finally, finally, finally......
In the end, I even applied my own pollen to the flowers of my colleague next door!
Can you still be a good colleague happily?!
Professor Levy and Professor Brut stared at each other for a moment, and the two of them went to the hospital with their butts burned.
Levi and Brut left, and the office was quiet again. All that remains is the clatter of cows grazing.
Mugan and Dobby hoarded all the shaved hay aside, and the cow was eating the shaved hay they had shaved.
While eating, the cow suddenly spoke:
"Moo-" Chief, you're so delicious.
Embarrassment! Shenma, you say?! Could it be—
"Thank you." Accompanied by the sound of Xi Suosuo, His Excellency, who had no sense of zài, touched his head and got up from the ground: "Sailun, what do you think of my hairstyle?" ”
The palm of the hand was removed, and the head of the head of the department chief was completely exposed—a brand-new small flat head, the stubble was still new, and it looked like it had just been cut.
The cow, that is, the second professor of Seron, continued to chew and chew, and after a while, he "mooed".
"Looks pretty young." Professor Seron gave a thumbs up to His Excellency's new hairstyle.
"That's good, that student named Mugen is doing good work, and I've been thinking about getting a haircut lately......" Touching his stubble, His Excellency finally showed a relieved look.
"Moo?" Do you think the words of that little brontosaurus are true? Is their heifer really beautiful?
"Uh...... You can go back and tap on the side. ”
"Moo!" Good.
So, by the time Chief Professor Kurno returned to his office, everything had changed.
"Ah!!! Oh, my God! My little boys who have been carefully raised on Levi and Brooke, why have you all left me! Holding a handful of bugs in the trash can, Professor Kurno's three heads burst into tears at the same time.
Well, the worm that Mugan and Dobby worked so hard to get rid of is actually Professor Kurno's ^_^ beloved pet
For the office that Mugen put together, His Excellency the Department Dean and Second Professor Seron gave full marks, Professor Kurno gave zero points, two secondary professors abstained, and the minority obeyed the majority, and Mugen was given the opportunity to continue to serve the professors in the future.
The next day, Levy and Professor Brooke took a maternity break, and Professor Kurno had to make up for the lack of professors, while Professor Mulansha had a large box on his desk.
In the box is a big white egg, and there is a note next to it, on which a line of large characters is written:
"To Professor Muransha:
Delicious eggs (with a recipe). ”
Professor Mulantha shuddered.
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All colleges with the word "Empire" in their names are all colleges under the direct jurisdiction of the Imperial Ministry of Education or the Ministry of War, and according to regulations, the new students of such academies must go through a period of military training after the opening of the school.
Imperial College is no exception.
The reason why the chairman of the committee was elected was actually to prepare for military training, and the reason why military training was not held as soon as the school year began was to leave time for the students to get to know each other, and when all the departments elected the chairman, the annual military training of the Imperial Academy began.
Before the start of the military training, the first plenary meeting of the freshmen chairmen presided over by Dean Odd was first held in the school.
There are a total of 39 departments in the Imperial College, and each department has its own chairman to attend the meeting, and the 39 chairmen sit at the two rows of long tables centered on the dean, which is particularly imposing!
As the chairman of the cooking department, Mugen naturally also assigned a position, sitting next to him was a boy with a particularly strict expression, Mugen greeted him and ignored him, the other party only asked him which department he came from, and after learning that Mugen was from the cooking department, he never looked at Mugen again.
Completely different from the small department of the Cuisine Department, which is as small as thirteen students, the Mecha Department and the Battleship Command Department of the Imperial Comprehensive Academy are both super departments, and the number of freshmen in the Mecha Department exceeds six hundred! The chairman of the committee who was killed out of the six hundred outstanding freshmen from all over the universe and the chairman who was elected without pressure like Mugan were completely different in momentum.
"That's the chairman of the mecha department, and he doesn't look down on people from marginal departments like us." Seeing the scene just now, a boy on the left of Mugen took the initiative to speak to Mugen: "Hello, your name is Mugen, right?" I'm Kerry, and I'm the chair of the music department. This year, there are very few new students in our two departments, and eighty percent of them will be divided together during military training, so please take care of them then! I love meat. ”
"Uh...... Thank you for your kind attention. Stunned by Kerry's last words, Mugan immediately smiled and shook his hand.
"I'm Godot from the Fine Arts Department." While Kerry was talking to Mughan, another teenager came over behind him.
The chairmen of the three departments of the Imperial Academy, which have always ranked first, second, and third in military training in the history of the Imperial Comprehensive College, have finally gathered.