Honor your uncle......

Zhao Dake had only heard of prostration from hunger before, but this time he deeply felt a magical realm - prostration.

He sat down in his chair weakly, stuffing the duck meat into his mouth with a blank expression, sometimes chewing a few times, sometimes swallowing it raw.

Glancing at the membership card presented by the hotel manager's hands, Zhao Dake suddenly felt that this card tasted better than roast duck!

Twenty percent off?

Fuck your sister, even if you look for money in this place in the future, Lao Tzu won't come, and I won't come for the rest of my life!!

The ninth......

The feat of duck filling people continued, Zhao Dake held his stomach with one hand, grabbed the duck meat with the other hand and stuffed it into his mouth indiscriminately, and took the opportunity to pretend to be stupid and fell to the ground with three or five pieces, and Haoxue didn't take him seriously.

What is a few pieces? Friend, don't worry, after eating these 50, I'll brush another 50, I always have to let you eat enough.

The audience who watched the excitement now knew how terrifying it was for the two to look at a gamble that was calm and breezy.

It turns out that eating duck can be so terrifying, and even some people who ordered duck rack soup next to them feel that this soup seems to be a little untasty, mainly because Zhao Dake's eating appearance at this time is too hideous.

Some people have compassion and feel that it is just a gamble, and it would be too miserable if they supported someone alive.

A woman in her 30s, holding a boy about four or five years old in her hand, took half a step forward, intending to intercede, so that Haoxue would accept it when he saw it, and not too much.

In all fairness, Haoxue has no intention of killing, if someone speaks at this time, most of them will stop there, anyway, for Zhao Dake, he is enough.

But before the woman could speak, the phone in her hand suddenly rang.

"Under the bridge in front of the door, a flock of ducks swam by. Come and count it, two, four, six, seven, eight. Quack, quack, quack, quack, there are so many ducks, I can't count how many ducks, I can't count how many ducks......"

Duck!!!

Zhao Dake was halfway through the 10th duck, his eyes were about to roll up, and suddenly he heard a series of "duck" words, or a cheerful and relaxed child's voice, as if he was laughing at his current stupid behavior.

Vomit......

Zhao Dake opened his mouth, and he vomited on the ground, at least half of the duck sliced duck meat rolls kept their original state and sprayed out directly, which was obviously eaten near the throat and eyes, and it was not digested.

Spit it out, Zhao Dake only felt that his chest was a little better, but he was embarrassed. Eating duck in front of at least dozens of people until he vomited, I don't know that I thought I was reincarnated as a starving ghost in my last life.

"Get out of your way! What to see lively? Also get a JB nursery rhyme mobile phone ringtone, what kind of innocent girl to pretend? Haven't you grown up? ”

A series of angry roars and scolding, he didn't dare to attack Haoxue, so he directly sprinkled his anger on the woman who was going to stand up and speak for him just now.

You......

The woman was originally a gentle and gentle character, and she thought the child had just learned the song in kindergarten, so she thought the child sang it so well, so she set it as a mobile phone ringtone, but she didn't expect to be scolded by such a public foul language because of this.

Just now I was thinking about speaking for him and ending this duck-eating gamble, and now ......

She gritted her teeth, and her good self-cultivation made her not fight against Zhao Dake, but with a cold face, she pulled her son and turned around and left, no matter what the outcome of this gamble was, Zhao Dake was dead or alive.

Even in her heart, the thought of schadenfreude flashed: It's good to eat you to death!

"Alas, this man has a vicious chess style, and he is not tactful......"

"I was thinking about interceding, but now it seems that there is no need!"

"Forget it, if you look at it again, I guess I want to eat ducks again in the future."

Zhao Dake suddenly broke out and scolded a woman with a child, and even many viewers shook their heads, and there was no pity for him anymore, and many people began to leave.

"! Get out of here! Stop hugging around, what's there to see? ”

Zhao Dake wished that few people would see his ugly appearance, but he was happy to see the crowd disperse, so he simply opened his mouth to pick up people, and more people left this time, after all, he had to be cheeky to watch the excitement, which was a bit impossible.

As for offending these strangers, what's the big deal, anyway, no one knows anyone out of this door.

Haoxue looked at this scene, rolled his eyes, and suddenly said with a smile:

"Brother Zhao, there are a lot of ducks, can't you finish eating?"

Not really!

Zhao Dake's eyes lit up all of a sudden, could it be that this product finally had a kind heart, and he didn't have to continue to eat it himself?

Good guy that!

This time, looking at Haoxue's eyes was like looking at his father, just hoping to say the words of letting himself go from his mouth, and this terrible gamble was over.

Unexpectedly, Haoxue spread his hands and said with some regret: "But I have swiped all 50 ducks, wouldn't it be a waste if I don't finish eating?" Embezzlement and waste are the biggest crimes! ”

"In this way, you can ask the friends present to help you share the burden, and each person will eat one and a half of them, won't it be solved?"

Yes?!

Zhao Dake was stunned, looked at Haoxue in amazement, looked at the crowd that had just been scolded by him and scattered a little, blinked his eyes, and wanted to cry without tears......

"Uncle! Uncle, I was wrong! I didn't mean you...... Uh, no, no, it's not you! I didn't say anything, I just ate too much of the stinky fart of the duck, don't be like me, don't be like me! ”

"Auntie...... Uh, no, sister! This beautiful sister, how about I invite you to eat a duck again? Feel relieved! Don't let you eat in vain, you ate this duck, and I paid for all the meals you originally consumed today, right? ”

"Big brother! This big brother sees that you are strong, so it must be no problem to have two more, right? You...... Want that honorary membership card from me? It's not a big deal, it's for you! ”

Syllable!

Seeing that the people who were dragging him and west were still not enough to help him digest the weight of 50 ducks, Zhao Dake knelt down directly in front of the woman who was scolded by him when the phone rang before, and gave himself a slap as soon as he raised his hand.

"Big sister! I was wrong, you don't remember the villain, treat me as a fart! This duck ...... How about you have half a more? And this cute little friend, eating ducks can grow taller quickly, enhance intelligence, and don't let children lose at the starting line......"

It is difficult to recover from the water, how can a broken heart be so easy to recover?

The woman just glanced at Zhao Dake coldly, and still walked away with her son without looking back, without giving Zhao Dake any more affection.

Driven by her, the number of allies of the Duck Eating Alliance that Zhao Dake dragged hard and promised various unequal treaties was actually very limited......