Easter eggs: The chapter of Joy Little Enemies (middle) is still free
Xiao nodded the sweetness of a dreamless night's sleep, and woke up to find that Qiao Yu was blowing his nose with a tissue, and his eyes were still black.
"Look at your broken physical strength, my dad often tells me that the silly boy sleeps on the kang with all his firepower, and you really have too much yin and not enough yang."
didn't choke Qiao Yu to death in a word.
This dead man's wife doesn't look at who she is frozen for like this!
"Silly, look at what, hurry up and take it off!"
Qiao Yu tugged at her collar and looked at her vigilantly.
You want to do it! People are serious and good men!
"Look at what, you're dragging two big snots, and you still want to wear a short skirt to show off your hairy legs, right?" For the sake of the cold he slept on the floor, she was so merciful that she decided to change her clothes.
"Your legs are hairy!" As soon as Qiao Yu's words fell, a snow-white thigh was horizontal in front of his eyes, with a slightly arrogant voice.
"Look, zero pores, zero blemishes, how white!"
It is indeed a very white long-term martial arts practice, her legs are extraordinarily slender, and she is particularly well-proportioned, this is probably the best looking part of her body, Qiao Yu really didn't expect someone to take off her outer pants and only wear a square square and use an unbelievable shape in front of the opposite sex!
"Hey, you're dumbfounded, aren't you? White or not? Is there hair? Have it?! She swayed twice in front of him with a slight trembling feeling, and the snow-white part suddenly appeared a little red.
It's like a little red plum on the snow
"Holy! You're bleeding your sister's nose! Ahhh Hurry up and wipe the old lady clean! ”
Rub, man's wife. Sooner or later, I'm going to clean you up! Qiao Yu held back his anger, and hated the many evil deeds of the man's mother-in-law, in order to cover up the impact of the beautiful leg that really felt white and seemed to be good
Probably because Qiao Yu was too resentful, and when he went out, Xiao Diandian was retributioned as he wished.
"Uncle?" This guy in a suit and leather shoes with a beast's heart came out of the next room, why does he look so much like Uncle Xiao, the most broken mouth in the family?
This person is only a few years older than Xiao Diandian, doing business in other places, and his biggest feature is that he has a slutty mouth, known as the first long tongue in the Xiao family, how could he appear here. And look at her expression. I saw the dung ball with the shell Lang, and the two big eyes were shiny!
"This is ——?" At first glance, he saw the handsome guy who followed the little witch with the Xiao family, who claimed to be a 10,000-year-old female bachelor who couldn't get married.
"Don't get me wrong! This is a comrade-in-arms! We're on a mission together! Don't think about it! ”
"Hello uncle!" Qiao Yu greeted him slightly awkwardly, this uncle's eyes were really frightening.
"Oh, yes. Where is the young man's house? What to do. How old are you this year and when are you going to visit my house? ”
If it weren't for the fear of frightening the other party, I would like to talk about the favorable conditions for the Xiao family to marry their daughter. Older leftover women are sold cheaply and vulgarly!
"Uncle! You are not allowed to talk nonsense! I'm not going to talk nonsense with you, anyway, we're cleaner than boiled water, don't go back and be blind! Let's go! ”
Xiao was afraid that he would continue to entangle and couldn't explain clearly, so he dragged the embarrassed Qiao Yu and left.
"I'm free to come and sit at home!" shouted at the old man on his back, and he couldn't see the figure anymore, and he rushed into the room that Xiao Diandian had just come out of.
"Lao Tzu is a chemistry major, is boiled water clean, it contains a variety of trace elements, who knows what's going on with the two of you?"
The sensitive nose is like a hound sniffing vigorously in the air, and a pair of eyes roaming back and forth.
There was only a double bed in the room, and the pillows and futons were so messy - wait, what was that?!
Blood, stains!!
The little uncle's beast blood was boiling, and he tore the sheets with his hand, this is called a divine horse, evidence!
"Sir, you" The waiter who came in to collect the room was taken aback.
This person is smiling lewdly and destroying public property in his hands, and he doesn't look like a good person! When it's over, will she be killed?
"Little girl, this, for you, count me as your compensation!" The 'evidence' was kicked in the pocket like this, and a large ticket was drawn and stuffed into people's hands.
ran out with joy, pumping the big brother and calling the long-awaited big brother as he ran.
"Big brother! There is an enemy! We smacked a little boy and made me block up in the hotel - is it reliable? Of course! I've got all the evidence! Hahahaha, now let's see what excuse she has to hide! ”
Xiao Diandian, who didn't know that he had become the protagonist of the scandal, successfully completed the reconnaissance mission, sent back reliable information to the blue army, and the special combat team completed the decapitation operation in a very short time, saving face for Hongfei Island and avoiding the punishment of collective Aruba.
As soon as the exercise was over, Xiao Diandian received an emergency call from home, saying that he was too sick at home.
pinched her fingers, she hadn't been home for more than a year, and quickly asked for leave from above, Yu Hai was also happy, and approved her for a year's vacation in one go, 2 months!
Why is it so happy, because his own cruel girls have beaten others too much in the past few months, Deputy Captain Yu is also a little unbearable, so he simply gave the green light, and the women's coach on the island was able to have two months of leisure.
I took the train, changed the car, changed the car and took the carriage, and finally arrived home after a day, the military compound stationed in the desert snowfield.
It turned out that Taiza, who was said to be sick, was sitting by the fire in a small cotton jacket, nibbling on watermelon and eating it boldly - the temperature difference between morning and evening was large, and it was not uncommon to eat watermelon with the stove in his hand.
"Aren't you sick?"
I saw Taiza raise his finger unhurriedly and explain very seriously.
"Paronychia, it hurts"
Fooled! Xiao Dian, who realized this, turned her head and wanted to withdraw, from the cunning look in Taiza's eyes, she had already realized that she had fallen into the tiger's den in Longtan!
"Close! Put Xiaobai! ”
Taiza gave an order, the door was locked with a bang, and the little uncle named Xiaobai held the evidence with a lewd smile on his face, oh, no, it was a righteous smile that came out of the back room.
"Uncle, what are you carrying a rag for, the company is going to close down and you want to be a waiter? We don't accept a nanny like you! ”
"Less poor mouth! The human and material evidence are here, and you are limited to hand over the man who committed adultery with you within three days! ”
"Sister-in-law. You can't use that word! Xiaobai prompted.
It seems that it is indeed inappropriate to say that she is her own daughter, but Xiao's mother, who has a strong family style, seems to be unable to find any better adjectives.
Looking at Xiao's mother like this, you know who Xiao Diandian's temperament is.
"You two should have just gone through menopause, why did you enter Alzheimer's so quickly, why can't I understand what you say?"
Xiao Diandian is completely inexplicable.
"I met you at the hotel that day"
"And then you balabala"
Xiao's mother added in a friendly way, the two sang and harmonized, with this face of what else do you have to say, and from time to time they also raised the "evidence" in their hands, and they had a face of not killing adulterers.
Xiao nodded and couldn't cry or laugh after listening. It's all the same. How can she be a pair with a sissy!
"You two think too much, it's not like that at all, that day was on a mission, and then I"
Balabala's explanation. Xiao Taizuo was dumbfounded.
Say yes. What about bringing a good New Year to your son-in-law?
Look at yourself again, a stupid girl with no heart and no lungs. Looking not in a hurry or panic, Xiao Taizuo gritted his teeth.
Fortunately, she has already filed for it! Picked up a stack of envelopes from the side and threw them on his face.
"Pick one of these, blind date!"
Not again! It's a trick every time I come back. Greasy or not! Xiao Diandian rolled his eyes, looked at the closed door, turned around and went upstairs.
It's a two-story building, the door is locked, and she flips out of her room, which is how she runs away every year anyway.
Instead of being forced to marry by seven aunts and eight aunts, it is better to go back to the army and be her happy female bachelor.
"Sister-in-law, she-" Xiaobai knew that this girl wanted to run again, only to see Xiao Taizuo shaking her fingers calmly.
Take precautions!
I only heard a scream from outside, "Miao Cuihua, why are you so ruthless!" I actually dug a trap for my daughter! ”
"People don't eat cold powder! What kind of special forces are you, you were easily caught by the old lady, it is better to hit the day than to choose a day, the guards outside listened to me, and pressed this unfilial girl who was not good at learning to go to the town, and now I will go on a blind date! ”
"Rub! Someone actually dug a pit for his own daughter! Miao Cuihua, you are too cruel, damn, don't drag me! ”
Xiaobai heard the noisy voices outside, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up to his sister-in-law, or sister-in-law Niu, knowing that three or two people couldn't stop this girl, he dispatched a guard company.
In this way, Xiao Diandian began a sad blind date journey, and the 2-month vacation that was hard to get was arranged by the fierce Taizuo at home under the arrangement of various conspiracies and conspiracies, and continued blind dates.
Blind dates are a wonderful thing, because they always make you discover that there are so many wonders in this world.
Xiao Diandian goes on a blind date with a frequency of 1.5 people a day, why do you say 1.5?
Because there is always such a half-like person, such as the man in front of her, who is known as a 28-year-old man, she almost called her uncle at first glance, and she was in a hurry.
She is not young anymore, and she knows that her family is worried about her personal problems, and she is not repulsed by marriage, but she has never met the right person, and the elders in the family are too concerned about this matter, so she will come over to take a look.
Taiza has gray hair, which she saw by accident.
However, even so, she shouldn't be soft-hearted for a while, in order to meet the urging of her menopausal Taiza to be careful about wishing to be everyone, the one in front of her is not only ugly, but her heart is even more distorted, and she feels that her patience is about to run out.
"Xiao Xiao, you're in the army, right? I think so, after getting married, you have to change jobs, and the army is not a place for women."
Gurgling.
Xiao Diandian clenched his fists and got married? Jobs? When did this happen, she was gone, why did the topic collapse to such an extent?
"Why do I say that the army is not suitable for women? I'm a doctor, you know that doctors are paid well now, and it's no problem to support their families, oh, that's not the point, why did I say that the army is not suitable for women-"
Rub, the ink is dead! The same sentence is repeated three times three times! It's the same doctor, the sissy never inks, she has something to say, and she's very happy - hey, what's the strange thing that's messing in?
"There's a joke about a single soldier who went to get married, and then everyone asked, saying that there are so many female soldiers in your army, why don't you digest it internally? He said, there are a lot of female soldiers, but there are more chiefs, hahahaha! ”
Xiao nodded and jumped a few times on his forehead, numb, it's funny, isn't it? Such a soldier who wastes his head and spills his blood, thinks it's very cola, right?
The man laughed for a while and found that Xiao Diandian looked at him expressionlessly, and wondered why such a funny joke didn't resonate with the other party, and wanted to add a few words, but saw a handsome man standing behind her at some point, still wearing a military uniform?
"This gentleman, I see that your laughter is obscene, your voice is weak, and your bones are strange, it must be a disease of kidney deficiency, if you ignore it, you will definitely have tinnitus and deafness, hair loss and withering, sparse teeth, back pain, sexual dysfunction dreams, impotence, slippery semen, and eventually lead to male infertility!"
Why is this sound so familiar? Xiao nodded and turned around, Qiao Yu was doing popular science with a smile, and her hand was naturally on her shoulder.
Occasionally, he will hook his shoulders and back during tasks, but this will be like this in front of the blind date, which feels a little weird, and there is a little heat from the place where his hand is on it, and his face is a little hot - anyway, how did he appear?
"Who are you!" found that the blind date who was ready to "get married" was hugged by a stranger so closely, and the doctor man was very unhappy.
Qiao Yu showed a mouthful of white teeth, "Me? I'm not one of the 'chiefs' in your mouth! What to see! This female soldier has long been determined by me, if you don't go home and take some Jingui Kidney Qi Pill to replenish your kidney, no matter how late you are infertile, the holy hand of the national doctor will not be able to save you! ”
This chapter is still free, although it is mixed in the VIP chapter, but you can see it when you subscribe, and you haven't deducted a dime. That's right, I'm such a disciplined author, even if it's over, I have to insist on throwing easter eggs to everyone. Once again, I wish my loyal fans a happy birthday if they don't have to be strong! (To be continued.) )