Chapter 54: Confession
Throwing the shrimp shell in the pelvis, Lin Yuting tried hard to explain to Chen Xiangshan: "I want to be an actor, but I'm really not an actor!" I can swear to God, if I were an actor, I would come to my aunt every day in the future! …… No, no, no, if I were a professional actor, I would come to my aunt every day in the future! ”
When Lin Yuting swore an oath, she thought that she was indeed acting now, and she seemed to be an actor in a broad sense, so it must be added that she is not a professional actor.
At this moment, this Taipanhua would never have thought that it would not be long before she would become a professional actor.
And, relying on her childlike nature and super imagination and ability to enter the drama far beyond ordinary people, after she enters the entertainment industry, she will be like a crazy sponge that absorbs water, and will create an incredible grassroots counterattack-level actress legend.
In the coming years, under the escort of Fu Hao, Yu Jackie Chan and her cousin, she will be the most dazzling actress in the mainland.
"You swear that you can make such a boring oath, are you really stupid? I'll take your actors' swears? Chen Xiangshan was eating Ma Xiaoer beautifully, watching Lin Yuting's acting, and she was no longer angry. On the contrary, she was very anxious after seeing this actor being exposed, and she was quite happy.
"So what am I going to do to believe that I'm not an actor? I'm not an actor! I'm really Fu Hao's college classmate! Lin Yuting said and added: "...... And girlfriend. ”
"It's still acting, it's all dressed up, you're professional enough, it seems that Yu Dabiao has given you no less money."
"You always say that Yu Dabiao is in Dabiao, who is Yu Dabiao?"
"Load, keep loading! also plays Fu Hao's girlfriend, you don't even know who Fu Hao's magnet is? ”
"Yu Dabiao is Fu Hao's magnet?"
"Yes, he's also the boss who gives you money. Girl, I'm begging you, let's stop acting, I know you're good at acting, but you've long been seen through by me, and if you continue to act like this, it's too boring! Let's just make friends, shall we? Count me sister, please beg you, I won't have the appetite to eat anymore if you act. ”
"Sister Xiangshan, I want to kneel for you! I'm really not acting! I'm not an actor! I'm really Fu Hao's college classmate! ”
"Okay, you just continue to fight with me, ah~" The word "ah" that Chen Xiangshan said at the end is a tone particle, which means a little choking, and also has the meaning of persuading others, such as the mother will say to the child: Good, let's eat first, ah~.
"I didn't fight with you, Sister Xiangshan, just say it, what can I do to prove that I am not an actor, I will prove it to you immediately!"
"Isn't it a joke to let an actor prove that he is not an actor? You don't know about me, you actors can do everything. It's good that you don't play as an actor, how can this thing prove it? ”
"Oh my God! O earth! Help me! ”
Lin Yuting was about to collapse, and finally confessed: "Sister Xiangshan, I have convinced you, I admit it, I am not Fu Hao's girlfriend, this is always okay, right?" I'm playing a fake boyfriend and girlfriend with Fu Hao, but I'm really not an actor! You just believe me, I'm really Fu Hao's college classmate! I'm a bachelor's degree graduate majoring in the Internet of Things, and I'm not from Chinese opera! ”
"Still acting?"
"I'm going to cry! Whining! I'm not acting anymore, and I'm not going to do it again! I'm not an actor! ”
"Haha, I'm kidding you, don't really cry!"
Seeing that Lin Yuting's eyes turned red cutely, Chen Xiangshan was amused to death, and hurriedly persuaded her: "I won't tease you, you girl is so cute, eat well, why are you crying?" But then again, aren't you really an actor? ”
"I'm not! I'm Fu Hao's college classmate, I did help him act and deceive you, but I'm really not an actor! ”
"Haha, it seems that you have a lot of acting talent. Don't cry, wipe your tears, look weird and distressed. ”
Seeing that Lin Yuting was really crying, Chen Xiangshan hurriedly handed Lin Yuting a tissue, she couldn't imagine that there was such a cute girl in the world, and she could cry for this little, it was so cute.
Lin Yuting was suppressed by Chen Xiangshan to death, and now that she finally told the truth, she felt much more comfortable.
Wiping her tears, she suddenly burst into tears and laughed, Lin Yuting asked Chen Xiangshan: "Sister Xiangshan, why do you think that Fu Hao and I can't be boyfriend and girlfriend?" ”
"Didn't I sue you, Fu Hao couldn't have a relationship with a girl of normal stature at all, unless he didn't want to live anymore."
"Does he really faint at the sight of a pretty girl's body?"
"Why did I lie to you, he just admitted it himself. Only someone of my stature can really control him. After confirming that Lin Yuting was not Fu Hao's girlfriend, Chen Xiangshan was in a good mood, and she was more comfortable eating Ma Xiaoer.
"You won't get fat and not lose weight for him, will you?" Lin Yuting could feel Chen Xiangshan's favor for Fu Hao, so she suddenly asked.
"Of course not, our family runs a restaurant, and I'm greedy, I've been very fat since I was in junior high school. I also gained weight, only to find out that I was a perfect match with that white-headed guy, haha. ”
"Then it looks like I'm going to have to get fatter in the future......"
"What do you mean? You don't really like that bald guy, do you? Chen Xiangshan's ears were sharp, and he heard what Lin Yuting said.
"It's a little bit of a liking, hee-hee." Lin Yuting admitted it with a shy, and then said: "But he doesn't like me, I finally know why he didn't call me now, it turned out that I was in too good shape." ”
"Haha, you're quite a stinky fart!"
"I really didn't expect Uncle Hao to have such a problem, it's amazing. Also, you just said that he was mentally handicapped for three years, which is also true? ”
Lin Yuting became more and more curious about Fu Hao, and she wanted to know Fu Hao's qiē.
"It's true. He was hit by gas as a child. ”
"Huh?" Lin Yuting was stunned.
"Don't you know?"
"I don't know." Lin Yuting frowned and shook her little head.
Chen Xiangshan kept peeling the shell of the shrimp and eating the shrimp, and the fat mouth was not idle and could still talk: "Aren't you college classmates with him, why don't you know him so well?" You're not still acting, are you? ”
"Sister Xiangshan, you killed me, I really don't dare to act in front of you! What I'm saying now is true, I'm really not acting! ”
"Haha, okay, I believe you."
"I heard that Uncle Hao's parents seem to have died a long time ago, can't it be because of Gas?" Lin Yuting thought with concern.
"Well, that's what happened when he was five years old. After being hit by the gas that time, he became mentally handicapped, and once he was weak, it was three years, haha. Later, he got better and was not mentally retarded, but he was always a little silly, which was funny. ”
Lin Yuting was a little sad when she heard it, such a thing worthy of sympathy and sadness, how could it seem to be a happy thing when it came out of Chen Xiangshan's mouth?