Every minute passes!

Live press conference!

At this moment, there have been countless viewers in front of the TV, just waiting for the live broadcast in front of the TV screen, after the provocation of the people who win the school and some people who are envious and jealous, and now the people who watch the news are probably divided into two factions, one is to support the winning disease, and the other is to come specifically to win the disease, all of them are fans of some depressed writers and envy, jealousy and hatred of the winning disease, and people who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic!

The two sides are in the same place!

Looking at everyone's expressions, it was not surprising at all.

After Zhuge Qingyun coughed, he tried the microphone, and then said, "Please invite our great talent to come to the stage!" ”

The reporter didn't react, and many writers didn't react much, but more than a dozen writers at the top such as Jin Yong and Gu Long applauded one by one, which was very warm!

As soon as this sound sounded, there was no sound in the hall at that time.

Winning the disease has stood up.

Zhuge Qingyun gave him an encouraging look, then gave him the microphone and went down by himself.

Win the illness has finally taken a sip of tea to moisten his throat, handed the teacup to Ni Kuang next to him, the expression on his face suddenly changed, and he strode onto the stage, and he directly imitated Shen. The narration of Brother Ou in the Zhen era, and he introduced himself: "Next, please welcome famous writers, famous brand fashion emperors, famous advertising planners, famous program planners, famous airplanes, famous songwriters, famous singers, and famous dance kings...... Win the disease! There was a loud bang in the sky. Lao Tzu made his debut. Even if there are no lights. I'm going to discredit the debut too!" He finished this long list of words without even breathing!

He took the stage with great podium.

The audience leaned back and laughed and applauded, and their mouths were still coaxing!

"Bah!"

"Bah!"

"Go down!"

"Haha! You're going to be ashamed! ”

Happy everyone! If other celebrities and public figures gave themselves so many famous titles, they would definitely be scolded, and they must have been questioned, but on the contrary, this kind of unashamed self-introduction of their appearance! Say it from the mouth of a solemn and harmonious person like him! Everyone is normal! And I want to laugh!

But the faces of some authors in the hall are not so good-looking!

Walking to the back of the podium, Ying Yi had already plugged in the microphone, looked at the dense crowd below, he smiled slightly, of course he would not be stage frightened, and said calmly: "I'm sorry, because of a little situation, I dozed off a little today, and I was actually very nervous when I stood on this podium as a writer for the first time." ”

Journalists: "Hahaha! ”

Winning the disease has been confused: "Isn't this a joke?" ”

Journalists: "Hahahahaha! "Laughed even louder.

Winning the disease is very speechless, really speechless, "Okay, you guys laugh so low." ”

"Hehehehe......" everyone laughed.

Maybe it's a buzzword that wins illness is often written in novels. and the lines that he sometimes unconsciously pops up make everyone think it's very interesting! Shenma, this is not scientific! This little smashes or something!

"That's it!" Winning the disease has suppressed his hand, and said with a smile: "For the repeated bombardment of some authors just now!" The wood is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it! Heaps out of the shore, and the water will be turbulent! Walk above men, and the crowd will not. I can understand that, too! ”

At the press conference, the hall of hundreds of people, including authors, reporters, and staff, suddenly fell silent, and everyone stared at them, all stupid!

In front of everyone's eyes, in the eyes of thousands of people, when they were in trouble, no one thought that they would dare to talk like this!

One second......

Two seconds......

Three seconds......

Finally, a female reporter who looked very shy stood up suddenly, and a dirty word "damn" squirted out of her mouth without concealment!

Then, one after another screams came out!

In front of the TV. It's even more of a bomb!

"I'm a big deal!"

"What did you just say?"

"Can anyone repeat that again? I don't think I heard clearly! ”

"Winning the disease is already the rhythm of wanting to fight martial arts writers? Crazy, right? This great god is trying to overturn the world, how dare you say that! ”

"Walk above men, and the multitude will not. When this sentence is said, it is not to show that he was beaten by villains! ”

"Do you want to be so exciting?"

"Why do you say that?"

"Sure enough, it's the style of winning the disease, and it's not over if you don't scare people to death!"

"It's live TV, so it's okay, hey?"

Wo Longsheng in the front row had already slapped his forehead, "It's over"

Ni Kuang almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, buddy, you dare to spray it!

Zhuge Qingyun and other famous writers had black eyes, and many people were almost frightened by the words of winning the disease, and the winning illness was greatly don't make trouble, really don't make trouble!

Gu Long: "......"

Jin Yong: "............"

Liang Yusheng: ".................."

All the writers were stunned too!

Because the winning disease has thrown out of the mouth! This bomb is so earth-shattering!

It's already angry to win the disease! Just now in the audience, I heard countless people, countless bees buzzing and scolding, what: villains are rampant when they get their will!

Write a broken book!

Crooked!

Mao has not been learning to write novels for a long time!

I think those results are all hyped up!

The little white face is not cool to look at!

It's endless! Whoever gives you face, which green onion are you!!

Winning the disease has endured to the point just now, and it can really be said that he is a master of forbearance! Now it's really, uncles can't bear it, and aunts can't bear it! The little chrysanthemum mother's class has started~~ It's not good for children to get sick and old. It's probably the chrysanthemum that's itching!

Swearing, huh?

Come on! One counts as one!

Today I'm going to show you how good I can fight!

In fact, his vocabulary in this area is still very poor, but he is not worried once he is not worried, because he is not fighting alone! Really he's not fighting alone!

Winning the disease has been a big Malaysian golden sword, standing on the podium and starting to point at the literati and ink writers from all over the world! took some Internet buzzwords made up by hundreds of millions of netizens in another time and space, and scolded back: "What do you want me to say? What do you want me to say! Yes, some people in the audience say that I am a villain, but some people are not even human, what are they talking to me? I want to know which onion you count. When I throw a bone at a dog, it knows how to wag its tail at me, what are you? Have you been thrown up 3 times and caught only 2 times when you were born? ”

Winning the disease has blurted out. Many people looked at each other and couldn't react!

I'll rub!

It's too big!

Winning the disease is still talking, the speed of speech faster than a machine gun, and the lines that are more accurate than a sniper rifle are word by word: "You can't be buckled even if you hit the wall with a slap." Your appearance and IQ are quite Hahan, don't think that we should be rare if you look rare. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple intelligence, see you. I just felt a sense of intellectual superiority. Friends, don't scold them, I guess their father is from Unit 731, and he didn't understand the research on the virus, so he studied them. Never fight with beasts. Win? You're more beast than a beast, lost? You're not as good as a beast, a tie? What is the difference between you and beasts! And we can't fight the fools, and we can't reason with the fools, because they will pull your IQ to the same level as them, and then beat you with their rich experience! ”

Although they are all Internet words decades later, it does not prevent everyone from understanding these easy-to-understand words. In the same way, don't talk about these dozens or hundreds of birdmen, talk about beak cannons. Even for tens of millions of people, it's all the same! Winning the disease has been crystallized by the collective wisdom of the masses over there, and the wisdom of so many hundreds of millions of people has been gathered in winning the disease, can he lose? (To be continued......)