Chapter 1003: Clichés

The scorpion followed Zhang Laosan all the way to the Ten Thousand Evils Store, and without waiting for Zhang Laosan Didi to finish, he sat down at the round table where the Ten Thousand Evils Store was meeting, and looked at Zhang Laosan who was still talking. It wasn't until Zhang Laosan realized that something was wrong with today's scorpion and stopped talking that the scorpion withdrew a faint smile, squinted his eyes, stared at Zhang Laosan with deep eyes and asked, "Great Elder, when are you going to pretend?" After asking, the scorpion suddenly thought that his appearance was no longer the appearance of the god phoenix back then, and in order to hide from the sky and the sea, the god phoenix disguised herself as a man, and even hid the phoenix feather flower on her forehead, that is to say, in the impression of the great elder, the holy monarch has always been a man, there is no phoenix feather flower on his forehead, and his appearance does not match his own, of course he will not tell the truth to himself, the scorpion took a deep breath and asked in another way: "Great Elder, where did you hide the black general?" And those hundreds of thousands of ghost clan army, do you still help me raise them? ”

When asked so specific, straightforwardly, you shouldn't pretend anymore, right? It stands to reason that this can't be put on! The scorpion still looked calm, and waited for Zhang Laosan's outburst with an elegant temperament.

However, to the disappointment of the scorpion, he couldn't see the slightest weakness and abnormality on Zhang Laosan's face, he stared at the pair of mung bean-like triangular eyes, lifted his eight-character eyebrows, stroked a goatee, and said in surprise: "Little girl, are you playing a dumb riddle for me?" Say something you can't understand, or do you really have nothing to do to trick me? After speaking, the expression on his face instantly tightened, and he said with a look of displeasure, "I'm very busy." If you don't have anything to talk about, I won't wait! After saying that, he turned around and busied himself to wipe the sword placed on the sword stand.

Or is it the stingy Zhang Laosan, no matter how the scorpion looks, he can't see any flaws, is Zhang Laosan's acting skills too good and deceived himself? However, he expressed it so clearly, he didn't have a reason to react at all, at least he should test whether he was a ghost saint, right? Could it be that he recognized the wrong person, in fact, this third Zhang and the Great Elder are not the same person at all? But. You can't go wrong with your own memory. Triangle eyes, eight-figure eyebrows, goatee beard, such a classic appearance will be similar? Or that Zhang Laosan's brain is broken. Didn't even know that he was a Great Elder?

The more I thought about the scorpion, the more I felt that Zhang Laosan's brain was the most likely to be broken. The scorpion looked at Zhang Laosan. asked tentatively: "Zhang Laosan, we are also old friends, I don't know." When did you open your shop of all evils? Is it after the Divine Domain was sealed? How did it get on? ”

"I'm genuine, honest, and innocent, please don't doubt my qualifications in this evil shop!" Zhang Laosan pouted while continuing to carry out the movements in his hands.

The temptation failed, and the scorpion continued to ask: "By the way, there is a bit of a problem with my silkworm steel wire suit, I don't know if you have a second piece here that you can sell to me?" I promise I won't haggle this time! ”

"That suit has been converted into a women's suit by you, is that okay? However, you seem to have added something to it, it should be worth more than the previous one, if you don't like it anymore, you can always resell me the silkworm steel wire clothes on your body, and I will give you a good price. Zhang Laosan said unhurriedly.

You can see this, and you still don't admit that you have a background?

The scorpion put down the shelf he was holding, showed a smile, and said in a relaxed tone as much as possible: "Zhang Laosan, it seems that nothing can escape your eyes, huh?" I really don't know where you come from, from the demons? Of the God-King Clan? Of the Divine Beasts? Or ......" The scorpion asked probingly, observing Zhang Laosan's movements, and seeing that every time he said a race, Zhang Laosan's movements would pause.

It's good to have a reaction, the smile on the corner of the scorpion's mouth quietly expanded, cut to the point, and asked directly, "Ghost clan?" ”

As soon as the word 'ghost clan' came out of the scorpion's mouth, he heard a clatter, the sound of the sword falling to the ground, the scorpion was startled, and at the same time the initiator, Zhang Laosan, was shocked. Zhang Laosan bent down, picked up the sword that fell to the ground, and before the scorpion had time to ask, he preemptively spoke: "Didn't the ghost clan be wiped out thousands of years ago, it's okay, what are you doing here to talk to me about this?" But when you talk about race, I'm a little sad, I really don't remember what race I am. Demon clans, divine beasts, spirit beasts and so on all have their original forms, and I don't even seem to have the ability to change back to their original form, and I feel a little sad! ”

Sure enough, the brain was broken, and instinctively hearing the word ghost clan would have a strange reaction, sure enough, it was the great elder he was looking for, the scorpion heart was finally put in his stomach, and the smile on his face became much more natural, and he continued: "You haven't thought about figuring out who you are?" What ethnicity do you belong to, and do you have any relatives in your family? "It's best to remember the hundreds of thousands of ghost clan armies in your hands.

"Forget it, I won't tell you, my memory is often confused, don't say anything about thousands of years, it's about the past hundred years, I still forget, often remember, you now let me recall those things, I think I still sort out my small account book to the reality, hey! In fact, most of those account books that have been recorded, I probably don't remember where to put them! Zhang Laosan began to get irritable as he spoke, "Hey! Every time I see you, it makes me feel bad, are you going to buy something, or are you going to sell something? ”

"I want to buy something, but it's your memory!" The scorpion said with a smirk.

"Girl, I haven't offended you in the past few decades, are you here to smash the field?" Zhang Laosan suddenly raised his eyebrows angrily, glared at the scorpion and said unceremoniously.

"Sort of!" Scorpion Shi Shiran stood up, straightened the skirt on his body, and said.

"Although I am a businessman, I have guarded the only evil store in this Dingzu Continent all these years, and I have received all kinds of bulls, and I am not a bully!" Zhang Laosan said that there was an extra halberd in his hand, and at the same time, the dazzling array of shops disappeared in an instant, replaced by a blue meadow on the hill where the scorpion was.

"The action is really fast, you really can't eat at all!" The scorpion said as he pulled out the Qinglong Sword.

"Of course, smashing my stuff is more unacceptable than killing me, but luckily you know the times and give me the opportunity to put my store in order! Are you sure, though, that scrap metal I sold you in your hand can defeat me? Zhang Laosan's eight-character eyebrows moved, and his expression was very funny. (To be continued......)