"Ugh."

Xu Hao scratched his hair, and with an extremely unflattened attitude, he sed in front of Li Yukai: "Sometimes I don't want to pull the wind like this, but you know, charm is unstoppable, I feel like the bright moon in the night, and it shines into the hearts of thousands of girls unconsciously." ”

"When you say you're fat, you're panting." Li Yukai disdains shì.

"No one can deny this fact."

"Come on, just hurry up and tell me, what's going on with Xia Xia?"

Xu Hao joked enough and explained: "Xia Xia is Luo Xuan's friend, she just came to Hengdian and plans to live with Luo Xuan. ”

Li Yukai looked envious: "Then you kid is not blessed, you can hook up and hook up if you have nothing to do, don't be too cool." ”

"Am I such a person?"

"Isn't it?"

"Not really, I don't have any thoughts on this right now......

Li Yukai moved the umbrella away: "Let you be sober." ”

"Fuck off!" Xu Hao squeezed under the umbrella again.

It's still raining in Hengdian today, although it's not very big, but it's endless, and it's annoying. In Hengdian, it should be said that most group performers hate rain, and rain means that the crew has less filming. And there is no crew that doesn't hate rain, even if it's a crew that wants to shoot scenes in the rain.

The scene in the rain is not filmed when it rains, but when it rains, it only covers a few actors, and the camera equipment, recording, lighting and other equipment often cannot be rained.

When he arrived at the side of the road, Xu Hao saw in the distance a very tall and thin girl, holding a pink umbrella, holding a mobile phone as if she were a mirror, admiring herself.

"Sister Qing." Xu Hao shouted.

The girl turned her head to look over, and sure enough, it was Zhao Ziqing.

Wear a pair of white-washed jeans, a white short-sleeved T-shirt, and a cute giant panda printed on the chest. The hair was not tied into a ponytail, but casually scattered to the side, which made it more feminine.

Wait for Zhao Ziqing to come over. Li Yukai immediately leaned over and said, "Beauty, hello." ”

Zhao Ziqing rolled her eyes and looked at Li Yukai and asked Xu Hao, "Who is this?" The disdain in his tone made Li Yukai scratch his head in embarrassment.

Xu Hao has long been accustomed to Zhao Ziqing's temper. smiled and said, "Brother Kai, Li Yukai." Brother Kai, this beauty is Zhao Ziqing, one of the four beauties of our Hengpiao group. ”

"What four beauties, don't disgust me." Zhao Ziqing refuted Xu Hao's statement without giving face.

"How disgusting is this. Hasn't it been discussed in the group before? Xu Hao said while leading the way.

"What are you talking about, stupid things from a bunch of rotten people. The four beauties and the five golden flowers are all scolding words, you have been here for so long, and you still don't understand it! ”

Xu Hao bared his teeth: "I understand the five golden flowers now, but the five golden flowers in Hengdian are two different things from the five golden flowers in the group." ”

"Anyway, don't talk about what the four beauties I am."

Zhao Ziqing's temper was a great deterrent, and Li Yukai wanted to speak several times along the way. All stopped. It's just that when he turned the staircase, he leaned into Xu Hao's ear and said, "This woman's temper is really big." ”

Xu Hao also replied in a low voice: "It's good to get used to it." ”

Zhao Ziqing suddenly retreated from the corner: "What are you two muttering in the back, saying bad things about me!" ”

Xu Hao and Li Yukai showed confused expressions on their faces at the same time: "What? What says bad things about you? ”

……

After entering the house, Xu Hao briefly introduced Zhao Ziqing to everyone, Yang Chen and Ji Xiang had already met, and they didn't know a few women.

Zhao Ziqing changed her previous stinky temper and smiled very gently at a few girls: "Hello." ”

Liu Yiyao wowed: "Beauty, you are so tall, are you one meter seventy-five?" ”

"One-seven-two." Zhao Ziqing said with a smile.

Liu Yiyao suddenly flattened her mouth: "I'm only one hundred and fifty-eight." ”

These women were meeting for the first time, so they exchanged pleasantries. The twitter could not be stopped. Xu Hao waited for a few boys, so he could only stand next to him, waiting for when they could finish talking.

But left and right, a few girls are still there to discuss. "Where do you live", "Oh I know I've been", "What crew have you run to", "Oh oh, I'm also in this crew", "I really envy you", and then quickly moved in, "Where did you buy this dress", "It's cheap", "I want to buy it too", "Oh yes, next time".

For this reason, Xu Hao had to clear his throat: "Ahem, okay, everyone knows each other." Let's get down to business. I didn't expect so many people to come today, [Legend of the Dragon Set] Kuaishou Professional Group, although it has not produced a few works, but the team has grown, today while everyone has nothing to do, let's shoot a few fun films. ”

"What kind of film to make, Xu Hao, have you thought about it?"

Xu Hao nodded: "I looked for the materials yesterday, revised and revised them, and prepared a lot of scripts, which I put in the notepad on the computer desktop, and everyone discussed and discussed to see which script to use." ”

Xu Hao hopes to create a very formal atmosphere and discuss the script and performance rigorously, but there are so many people, both men and women, and everyone seems to be more excited. So the overall atmosphere is to talk about the script, just go off topic and talk about gossip, and in the end, only Xu Hao and Yan Lei are left to discuss the script rigorously.

This situation and this scene made Xu Hao feel that it was more appropriate to be dictatorial: "Then, let's be quiet, let's choose these four scripts to shoot first." Now for the first short film, "Wet Inside. Pants. ”

Liu Yiyao laughed: "Heavy taste." ”

"Strict sù point." Xu Hao stretched out his hand and motioned to Liu Yiyao not to speak, "Everyone understands the content of the story, it's a very fun side-rubbing joke, now let's arrange the actors, is there anyone who wants to act?" ”

"Wet Inside. The story of "Pants" goes like this.

A young couple, the man said to the woman, "I dreamed of you last night, and I woke up in the morning and found you. The pants were wet in a big patch. ”

The woman shyly hammered him: "I hate it, what are you dreaming about?" ”

Then the man said, "I dreamed that you took off your makeup and scared me to pee!" ”

Because it is necessary to perform the sweetness between lovers, the story will be contrasted, so everyone is embarrassed to look at me and I look at you.

Just when Xu Hao was about to recommend himself and break the embarrassment, Luo Xuan suddenly stretched out his hand and said funny: "Can I play the heroine?" ”

You play the heroine, is anyone willing to play the male lead?

Xu Hao complained silently, ready to decline her politely, but as soon as the inspiration suddenly flashed, Xu Hao immediately nodded: "Yes, you will play the heroine after removing your makeup." Sister Qing, or you will play the heroine who has not removed her makeup? As for the actor, you don't want to play it, so I'll play it reluctantly. ”

Zhao Ziqing directly refused: "Don't look for me, I just came to see you play." ”

Xu Hao focused on Xia Xia, and automatically ignored Luo Xuan, who was staring at him on the side: "Xia Xia, how about you play the heroine who didn't remove your makeup?" ”

Xia Xia waved her hand shyly: "Don't, don't, I can't play well, let Liu Yiyao and Zhang Yan act." ”

Xu Hao hit a wall twice, and the third time, said in an unquestionable tone: "Liu Yaowa, you come to play the heroine, okay, don't say it anymore, you are one of the veterans of [Legend of the Dragon Set]." Okay, we've decided, now let's get our hands on it! ”

……

In Hengdian, the Hengpiao group is basically a group of people with acting dreams, and everyone in the crew is like props to be placed, no matter how hard they work, there are not many shots, and the performance is strongly unsatisfied. Many people will get together in twos and threes, thinking about how to make a work by themselves or something.

There are those who make some money, and they even create and shoot micro-movies, online short dramas or something by themselves.

Acting is a dream, some people are sober and forget about it, some people don't want to wake up and want to keep doing it. But just like those who sleep on drugs in "Inception", who can really know that the person who wakes up is not in a dream, but the dreamer is waking up in another world?

Clapping his hands, Xu Hao, as a director, said his thoughts.

"Well, the lines are very simple, and in order to achieve the maximum comedic effect, we have to work on our expressions and movements. Let's start with rehearsals. ”

Liu Yiyao asked stupidly: "How to do it?" ”

Li Yukai hurriedly said: "Xu Hao, you can be the actor with peace of mind, and the director will be handed over to me." Liu Yiyao, you and Xu Hao lie on the bed first. ”

"Oh, don't." Liu Yiyao was busy shaking her head.

Xu Hao pushed Li Yukai away: "Don't usurp power if you don't understand, we can sit on the balcony, with the rain scene behind ......"

According to Xu Hao's arrangement, two stools were placed on the balcony, one of which was taken from Luo Xuan's house. Xu Hao and Liu Yiyao sat on a bench by themselves, and after a long period of interruption, they calmed down the others, don't quarrel, don't laugh, and let them rehearse with peace of mind.

"Let's get started." Li Yukai unconsciously usurped power again.

Xu Hao couldn't help himself from laughing, looked at Liu Yiyao on the side, and said in a frivolous and obscene tone: "I dreamed of you last night, and when I got up in the morning, I found that Nei. The pants were wet in a big patch. ”

Liu Yiyao also couldn't help but laugh and said, "I hate it, what are you dreaming about." ”

"Kakaka, Kaka!" Ji Xiang rushed out from the side, "It's too stiff, it's too rigid, whether you can act or not, there is no comedy effect at all." ”

Zhao Ziqing suddenly mentioned: "Little mouse, you can imitate the style of Wang Dazhui in "Never Expected", and Yi Yao can imitate the style of the cleaning girl, I think this is better." ”

Xu Hao's eyes lit up: "Makes sense!" ”

In the next second, his face immediately changed, and he was as stupid as a sledgehammer, and made a gesture to throw money: "Bring me a pancake fruit and add ten eggs!" ”

Yan Lei is also a person who loves the present, and suddenly fell to the ground: "Ah, so rich, kneel for the uncle!" ”

The two sang and harmonized, and laughter filled the entire building.

Xu Hao waved his hand: "Okay, stop laughing, start doing it all over again!" (To be continued.) )