Chapter 5: The Edge of Tomorrow: The Juice-squirting Balls
At this time, Yang Zhi had already blended into the Joint Earth Defense Headquarters in the center of London.
Yang Zhi found that there was no difficulty in infiltrating this kind of military base, and with the help of his adjutant, many of his actions became simpler. Right now, he's outside the general's door, waiting to see him.
The adjutant helped Yang Zhi get the identity of a reporter from the Xinhua Daily in London. In the eyes of others, he is just a reporter who learned that the U.S. military had sent a certain star colonel to visit.
Relying on his identity as a reporter, Yang Zhi got the opportunity to meet with the general.
At this time, the general's office suddenly opened, and Yang Zhi saw two soldiers carrying a sack that could hold people out.
"Adjutant, are you alright?" Yang Zhi took out the phone and pretended to call someone, but in fact he asked the adjutant about it.
The adjutant's cold voice sounded: "Commander, I hacked into the base's computer, but only intercepted the battle plan and troop deployment map. ”
"So, I have to go to the barracks, right?" Yang Zhi asked through gritted teeth.
Adjutant: "Yes, Commander. ”
“…… Well, look at me! Yang Zhi got up and walked into the general's combat conference room with a righteous face, and then there was a huge noise in the general's conference room, and a few minutes later, Yang Zhi was taken into a military vehicle by a group of three big and five thick soldiers, and went to the military base in the suburbs with the star colonel who was unconscious in a sack.
"Infiltration success!" Yang Zhi said with a smug face.
The adjutant corrected: "Commander, you are not infiltrating, you are enlisted!" ”
“…… Hehe, then we stole the blueprint and ran away! Don't worry about these little details! Yang Zhigan smiled.
Soon, the military vehicle came to the military base, and the original protagonist, a star colonel, was thrown in front of the barracks, while Yang Zhi was assigned to the Huotou Battalion as a newly recruited Huotou Army miscellaneous officer.
Adjutant: "Commander, how did you choose the role of chef?" ”
"You don't have to eat to fight!?" Yang Zhi said unhappily.
Unconsciously, Yang Zhi came to the kitchen of the Huotou Camp.
Some of the firehead soldiers are crooked, and some are former warriors, but they can't go to the battlefield because they are disabled.
At this time, an old man in his fifties and sixties walked out and asked Yang Zhi, "New here?" Is it miscellaneous? ”
"Yes!" Yang Zhi said with a smile.
"Then come and help, today is too busy, tomorrow is the battle, I can't let our soldiers go to war hungry!" The old man shouted.
"Yes, sir!" Yang Zhi nodded.
"New here, wash this turnip!" A firehead army handyman shouted to Yang Zhi.
Shaking his head, Yang Zhi's face continued to be honest and said, "I'm not here to do chores!" ”
A lame handyman laughed and said, "Hahaha, you're not a handyman, can you still do it?" Do you go to war with an iron pot? ”
"That's right! You're still going to wash my vegetables honestly! One of the chefs, who was deboning, laughed.
Yang Zhi scratched his head honestly and said, "Actually, I'm a chef to ......."
Everyone in the kitchen made a move, and the lame handyman laughed: "Hahaha, chef, just you?" ”
"Boy, do you know what a chef means?"
"Hahaha, I'm still a chef!"
"What a blowt!"
It's just that no one here believes that Yang Zhi's appearance has nothing to do with the chef, but looks like a butcher or a dung picker.
Yang Zhi didn't speak, but walked to a cutting board, there were some washed carrots next to it, Yang Zhi picked up the knife with one hand, and threw all the carrots with the other, when the carrots fell, the knife in Yang Zhi's hand also flew quickly, and in an instant, the carrots thrown into the air by Yang Zhi were all cut neatly and fell on the cutting board.
All that was once a bustling kitchen was the sound of the stove burning and gasping.
It wasn't until someone smelled the burnt smell that they realized that the dishes they fried were already mushy, and the fireheads exploded in an instant, "Ah! My dish! "Wow! It's all mushy! ”
"Am I qualified to cook now?" Yang Zhi's gaze first swept over the lame handyman, and then turned to the old man who asked him before, he could see that the old man was the head of the place, and he was probably still a head chef.
"Hmph, you can take care of some of the beef!" The old man snorted and turned to leave.
And Yang Zhi shrugged his shoulders and walked past the lame handyman.
Seeing that Yang Zhi was like air to himself, the lame man couldn't help but hum: "Cut, what's the spirit, isn't it just fast!" ”
Yang Zhi looked at the beef in front of him and scratched his head: "What should you do?" Oh, the beef balls seem to be very good! ”
……
As evening came, a group of tiredly trained soldiers, red-eyed bulls in heat, scrambled into the cafeteria, and then began to crowd like sardines in order to be the first to enjoy the food.
Soldier Commander George was a strong man with a height of two meters, and looking at the crowded appearance of the soldiers, he couldn't help but roar: "What a squeeze!" The are about to be squeezed out, like what Yang Zhi, you guys quickly line up for me! ”
Hearing this, the soldiers slowly quieted down, and George continued: "That's right, all lined up, I'll come first!" ”
"Shh The soldiers immediately booed George, but George didn't care, he was the first to get food, and then picked up the food box and walked to the seat not far away. "Hey, what is this?" Suddenly, George was attracted to foods similar to meatballs, which are not easy to find in the UK.
Curious George sniffed, beef-simmering. George, who was sitting on the chair, didn't think much about it, and when he bit it, George's pupils widened, and he squirted juice in one mouthful, and several soldiers who were queuing up three meters away were instantly shot in the face.
And George didn't care, he chewed the meatballs, and couldn't help but think of the time when he was fifteen years old, when he stole the family's money and found an old chicken in his thirties in an alley, the wonderful pleasure of shooting [beep] for the first time.
And the soldiers who were suddenly shot with juice on their faces were startled, and shouted one after another: "Damn, it's disgusting!" "What's going on?"
Everyone in the dining room gathered their curious eyes, and then they saw Captain George sitting in his chair with a woman's intoxicated expression after a high tide, and all the soldiers were startled except for a few soldiers who smiled meaningfully.
"George, George, what's wrong with you?" George's friend nudged him with a look of surprise.
"Ahh George came back to his senses, held up a beef ball, and immediately yelled, "This, this is really amazing!" Then George eagerly grabbed one and ate it.
"Is it really that delicious?" George's friend looked at the beef balls in George's box strangely, and then he reached out and picked one up and threw it into his mouth, and in an instant, juice squirted out of his mouth, making George ejaculate.
"It's delicious!"
"Yummy!"
Suddenly, there was a sound of admiration and liquid jetting in the cafeteria. (To be continued.) )