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"You can really make people happy, but it's a pity that this is the 21st century, not the Tang Dynasty."

Le Youyou knew that this poem was from Bai Juyi's "Song of Long Hatred", obviously Li Mengnan was using Yang Yuhuan as an example to compare it, although it was just a word of comfort, but he couldn't help but feel good in his heart.

She almost can't remember the last time someone praised her for being beautiful, it seemed to be a birthday when she was ** years old.

"Don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself, be a man, the most important thing is to be yourself, blindly cater to the opinions of others, what's the point of living?"

Li Mengnan said this is not against his will, although Le Youyou is fatter, he is actually very attractive, especially the foundation of his facial features is quite good, if he can lose thirty pounds, he is definitely a school flower-level beauty, and it is estimated that he is not much better than Minnie.

Le Youyou smiled noncommittally, she liked Li Mengnan's free and easy attitude towards life that seemed to be forever optimist.

"That's not right!" Le Youyou suddenly remembered that what he was going to ask was not these, and he was inexplicably diverted from the topic by Li Mengnan, "Aren't you drunk?" How do you look more energetic than me? ”

"Don't worry about the details." Li Mengnan didn't care about digging out his ears.

"That's the main problem, right?"

Le Youyou rolled his eyes, very dissatisfied with Li Mengnan's perfunctory attitude.

"Okay." Li Mengnan shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "I didn't drink at all, I was just pretending to be drunk just now...... People in the rivers and lakes can't help themselves, you know. ”

"Didn't drink? But I heard you drank five bottles of liquor? ”

Le Youyou looked at Li Mengnan puzzled, although there is indeed a saying that there is talent in this world, but people have limits, no matter how good the amount of alcohol is, it is impossible to have five catties of liquor in the stomach as if it is nothing, how much to shake a few times.

"Are you sure you want to know?"

Li Mengnan patted his stomach, suddenly opened his mouth and spit out a translucent object that was round and bulging like a balloon, and then the whole person was on the bench and did a handstand, and the balloon-like object exposed to his mouth also quickly expanded and became larger, and finally turned into a volleyball and fell from Li Mengnan's mouth.

It was filled with a clear watery liquid, which bounced up and down a few times under the action of gravity, like a water balloon played by a child. But it was a condom, and you could even see a circle of threads on the outside.

"Those five bottles of wine are here, do you want to check them?"

There was a lot of empty space in his stomach, and Li Mengnan suddenly felt a lot more comfortable, he had long wanted to vomit this thing, but he had not had the opportunity to be present with Minnie Mouse before.

"......" Le Youyou stared at Li Mengnan like a ghost, and it took a long time to recover his language ability, and he said in disbelief: "Are you a cow?" Why do you still have rumination? And how did all this wine get here? ”

Li Mengnan took out a condom from his wallet, tore open the package and stuffed it into his mouth, and took out a bottle of half-drunk mineral water from Leyouyou's bath basket very casually, "Just like this, swallow the condom first, then pour the water into it, tie a knot, and finally spit it out......"

Li Mengnan opened his mouth again, and a fist-sized "water balloon" fell to the ground, bounced a few times and rolled to Le Youyou's feet.

"Look, it's easy."

"It's not easy at all, okay?"

Le Youyou is really speechless, what kind of bizarre skills does this Li Mengnan know...... Well, at least he did explain where those five bottles went.

Li Mengnan felt very wronged, this kind of skill of swallowing foreign objects is completely a job where practice makes perfect, among the many compulsory skills of the trickster, it is definitely the easiest one, and there is really no technical content at all.

……

After separating from Le Youyou in front of the dormitory building, Li Mengnan went upstairs humming a ** song, shaking three times in one step, extremely coquettish.

Pushing the door in, the house full of flesh and light came to his face, and the white flowers and bright tendons almost blinded Li Mengnan's eyes.

"Huh? Goku? ”

"Yo? Big brother? ”

Hearing someone enter the house, the three naked men who were stacking arhats on the bed turned their heads in unison, and three sausages hidden in the grass were thrown over, large and small, swinging with the wind.

Li Mengnan calmly took out his mobile phone and clicked it, took a step back and closed the door.

"Wait! Don't, big brother! ”

"Wukong, be merciful!"

Only then did the three sleek animals react, jumped up from the bed like a burning buttocks, scrambled out of the room, and dragged Li Mengnan back from the outside.

"You mean, you guys just rolled with a lot of emotion, just grabbing a USB flash drive?"

A few minutes later, Li Mengnan distilled the ins and outs of the whole thing from the three people's babbling explanations.

"This is not an ordinary USB flash drive, this is a gentleman's USB flash drive." Wearing flower pants printed with cartoon beautiful girls, the little fat otaku Zhao Yingjun emphasized seriously.

For the word gentleman, Li Mengnan, who occasionally mingles in some welfare forums, is no stranger.

In general, a gentleman is broadly defined as a pervert.

But perverts will also have their own beliefs, and knowing how perverted they can be is an end.

And gentlemen, without this belief, have reached a very high level of perverts, and they despise perverts, hooligans, and even more than the ** silk group that has nothing to do with women.

Of course, it's not because of how elegant they are, but in their hearts, "Oh, I'll go, you're just so level, look at the master, three shifts a day." Let's learn a little~ Oh, I forgot, you don't even have the ability to learn, I'm sorry", continue to despise these people.

In the eyes of outsiders, it is because of the rejection of these people's behavior from the good nature, but in fact, it is just because they despise why they have this level, this kind of human-faced beast heart is just pretended to be disguised.

At the end of the popular science time, Li Mengnan was inexplicably surprised: "I'll go!" So brutal? Could it be that the 8 G's in it are full of benefits? ”

"Although it is not hit, it is not far ......away," Liang Sanbo shook his head and dragged the text.

Li Mengnan suddenly came to his senses, stepped on the bench as a horse and pointed at the railing, and his eyebrows flew and danced: "What are you waiting for?" It's better to be happy alone than to be happy! Second junior brother, quickly bring your demon mirror, our brothers worked together to collect the female goblin here......"

Liang Sanbo went to lock the door, Gao Dingtian went to move the table, chair and bench, Zhao Yingjun connected the USB flash drive to his laptop, and the four of them clicked on the video player with excitement comparable to a pilgrimage.

This gentleman is really kind, there is no long and boring foreplay, no ads, as soon as the picture is bright, he goes straight to the topic, smacking on the top, smacking on the bottom, a completely domestic high-definition infantry film, the heroine's face is delicate, and there is no messy mask to spoil the scenery.

302 The animals in the dormitory were moved to tears--this is the proper conscience of the industry!

As for the small problem that the actor in the film never showed his face, it was selectively ignored.

Just kidding, it's not a stick idol drama, this kind of love action movie with a simple and compact plot, as long as there is a heroine, who cares if the male protagonist is a human or a cucumber?