Chapter 308: New You Wash First? Or I'll go first
"Forget it, I guess you can't guess either."
Just when Li Mengnan hesitated, Wu Ansu suddenly took the initiative to announce the answer.
"I heard that in the fitting room next to me, it seemed like a man and a woman were cheating, and the voice was still very young......"
Li Mengnan was slightly embarrassed, but his face was reflexively surprised in disbelief, and said, "You can't hear it wrong, right?" It's a fitting room in an underwear store, and someone would do such a bold thing in public? ”
Acting is one of the compulsory courses for pharmacists, if necessary, Li Mengnan can even use self-hypnosis to wash away unwanted memories in his brain, if he doesn't want to be known by others, let alone just look at it with his eyes, even if he uses a lie detector, it is useless.
"That's why it's hard for me to understand what young people are thinking and doing nowadays...... I don't think I would have been able to do it if it had been me. Wu Ansu shook his head and smiled, "Mengnan, what do you think about this?" ”
"********, people's great desires should be understandable...... At most, the place chosen by the two may not be quite right. ”
If law was created to protect the safety and reproduction of human beings, then morality is merely a coercive subjective idea of the minority obeying the majority.
Since it is a subjective ideology, there will be no definite standard, and the only way to measure it can only be by looking at the individual's acceptance.
Probably because he has seen too much and experienced too much, compared with most ordinary people, Li Mengnan is more tolerant of ideological controversies.
Some would also call it "bottomless...... Of course, this is also a controversy caused by different subjective ideologies.
"The place is not right...... Then you should mean this place when you are right, right? ”
Wu Ansu suddenly stood still, Li Mengnan subconsciously looked up to the side, only to find that the two happened to be standing in front of the door of an express hotel.
A young couple just walked out of the door, the girl who snuggled next to her boyfriend opened her eyes and looked curiously at the door, the couple with great contrasting appearances, the boy was amazed by Wu Ansu, and did not forget to give Li Mengnan a thumbs up with envy.
"Yes...... Come in with me? ”
Wu Ansu's face flushed like a ripe apple, obviously suppressing his breath so that he could appear as natural as usual.
But the invitation itself is unnatural.
Li Mengnan was a little dumbfounded, there was nothing wrong with his ears, right? Wu Ansu, an innocent and violent woman who blushes even after a kiss, actually took the initiative to pull him to the hotel to open a room? Doesn't she understand what kind of psychological cues this act will bring to a man, no matter what she intends to do?
"Uh...... Do you want to play Fighting Landlord? ”
Before figuring out the purpose of Wu Ansu's abnormal move, Li Mengnan decided to continue to play stupid and respond to all changes.
This fool pretended to be very clumsy, but Wu Ansu would not be stupid enough to debunk Li Mengnan's lie that deliberately alleviated her inner embarrassment, and subconsciously stroked her red and hot cheeks, and said, "I'm a little tired of walking...... I want to take a break. ”
Li Mengnan is no longer able to complain - sister, you have to be a little level when you lie, right? If this is said by a soft and weak little girl like Qing Che or Xiao Bao'er, it would be okay, and a female man like you, who is better than ordinary men, can actually say it? Who boasted about their 5km cross-country results in the first place?
Besides, normal people shouldn't think of the hotel as soon as they want to rest, right? Obviously, there is a casual café next to it, what kind of trouble are you going to open the room directly? Do you dare to make the intention more obvious?
But then again, why does it inexplicably feel like Wu Ansu has robbed him of his lines......
Seeing that Li Mengnan's complexion was constantly changing, but he didn't express his position for a long time, Wu Ansu thought that he didn't understand the hidden meaning of his words, so he simply gritted his teeth and crossed his heart, and said more bluntly: "I...... I'd also like you to show me the swimsuit I just bought......"
When it comes to this, Li Mengnan doesn't need to think about it at all.
A girl offering to show you underwear such as swimsuits alone, and it is in an undisturbed private place like an express hotel, more than 99% of it can be regarded as a signal of pleasure.
Of course, there will be less than one percent of the second-class goods who just want you to see the swimsuit, maybe the kind spread on the bed - but obviously, Wu Ansu can't be the kind of second-class girl.
Decoding Wu Ansu's subtext, Li Mengnan's first reaction was not to be ecstatic, but to look Wu Ansu up and down with wide eyes as if he wanted to get to know her again, and suddenly put his hand on her forehead, and said inexplicably: "No fever?" Did you pick something strange and eat on the side of the road? ”
"Get out! You just picked something strange to eat on the side of the road! ”
Wu Ansu opened Li Mengnan's big hand on her forehead fiercely, and she was so angry that tears were about to burst out.
She didn't know how many difficult inner struggles she had to make, and she barely mustered up the courage to take the initiative to say such shameless words, before she would have thought that she was completely crazy, but even so, the thing in front of her was still pretending to be stupid and deliberately leading the topic to other places.
"You bastard! Don't play dumb on me there! You know exactly what I mean! Do you have to be stripped naked and lying in front of you to understand? ”
Wu Ansu's love was inexplicably out of control, and she directly grabbed Li Mengnan's collar and pushed it against the telephone pole on the side of the road, if she still had a gun, she would definitely not hesitate to put it on the head of the bastard in front of her.
Being roughly pressed on the telephone pole by Wu Ansu, Li Mengnan was relieved - not that he had the potential to become M, but he could make such a strong speech and move, this was the Wu Ansu in his impression.
The unreasonable dating process just now always made him feel a strange feeling that he didn't fall at the bottom of his heart.
"That...... I have reservations about your constructive mention just now, and I will say it with ...... Don't you think this is not the place to talk? ”
Seeing that Li Mengnan couldn't stop glancing at her, Wu Ansu realized that the two were still on the crowded street, and his fierce speech had been heard by many people.
The two eventually opened a room in the express hotel.
However, this is only a description of the results, and in fact, the whole process of opening the house is by no means as reverie as it seems - Li Mengnan was dragged into the room by Wu Ansu in the name of assisting the police in the investigation.
It was also the first time that Li Mengnan knew that the police officer card could still be used like this.
It's up again.
Closing the door, only she and Li Mengnan were left, Wu Ansu's tense nerves finally relaxed, but the flush on his face still did not fade, but had a tendency to expand more and more.
The two looked at each other silently for a few minutes, and it was Li Mengnan who took the lead in breaking the silent embarrassment in the room.
"You wash first? Or do I wash first? ”
"Wash ...... What to wash? ”
Seeing the aggressive look in Li Mengnan's eyes, Wu Ansu suddenly panicked for no reason, and subconsciously took a half step back, not even noticing that her hand had unconsciously touched the doorknob of the room.
Wu Ansu's subconscious self-protection action was not lost at all by Li Mengnan, and he guessed that this girl was just holding on with a strong force, but in fact, he was not mentally prepared at all.
Bang!
Li Mengnan slapped Wu Ansu on the door through Wu Ansu's ear, approaching her face in a very oppressive posture, and came to the legendary "wall knock".
The fly in the ointment, Wu Ansu's height is too high, Li Mengnan can only achieve eye level at most, and he can't look down perfectly from a condescending position.
"Wash what? In the bath, of course...... You're not really here to fight the landlord, are you? ”
"I ...... Of course not...... Can ......"
Wu Ansu was speechless for a while.
Whatever the reason, since she mustered up the courage to walk in, she was naturally mentally prepared to change from a girl to a woman.
Can...... The question is...... This is not the same picture she expected!
Shouldn't it be the sweet words echoing in the ears, a pair of hot and powerful hands gently caressing the skin, the candle shadow swaying, the clothes peeling off, and then both of them fell on the white and soft bed?
Well, even if you can't trust everything on TV, at least it has to be seven or eight points similar! What's the deal with going straight to the point as soon as you come up? Although I am a person who likes to pay attention to efficiency, it does not include this kind of thing!
Wu Ansu suddenly felt like crying, even if she felt that she was no worse than any man, but after all, she was just a simple girl without any love experience, and she would have the most important and beautiful fantasy of ordinary girls for the first time in her life.
But it is not what is going to happen right now.
If she were another girl and was so frightened by Li Mengnan, I am afraid that she would have cried and slammed the door and asked to leave, but Wu Ansu is Wu Ansu after all, she is the kind of stubborn character who will go even if she is kneeling once she makes a decision.
Looking at Li Mengnan's increasingly close face in front of him, Wu Ansu simply closed his eyes and put on a posture of resignation to his fate, constantly comforting himself in his heart - anyway, no matter what the process is, the result will always be the same.
The expected stormy aggression did not come, and Wu Ansu only felt a warm big hand gently pat his face.
"Susu, it's best not to say some words before you really think about them, once you say them, you probably won't be able to take them back...... Especially for someone of your character. ”
Li Mengnan picked up his coat from the bed and put it on his shoulder, patted Wu Ansu's shoulder comfortingly, and reached out to open the door.
"Don't leave the room open in vain, take a shower, get some sleep, and if you wake up and are still so desperate to dedicate yourself, I can belong to you all night tonight."
……
Li Mengnan's footsteps faded away outside the door, and Wu Ansu fell on the bed weakly, not wanting to move.
A pair of beautiful phoenix eyes stared straight at the empty roof, and two lines of tears silently slid all the way to the ears along the pretty face that could be blown and broken, and two petal-like water marks were printed on the pure white sheets.
"Come in, the door is unlocked, I know you're there." Wu Ansu suddenly sat up and said in the direction of the door.
The door was gently pushed open from the outside, but it was not Li Mengnan who walked in, but a tall and mature beauty in a royal blue tracksuit.
Or rather****** more appropriate.
The person who came was Wu Ansu's biological mother, Wu Xia, who was secretly called "Ageless Goblin" by Li Mengnan.
"That little villain's instincts are so sharp, I almost found out to him several times, but luckily I was smart enough to change my focus to you, and finally managed to hide him......"
Wu Xia patted the plump chest that was almost bursting out, proud and happy.
"Mom, don't make trouble, I'm really in no mood to praise you now......" Of course, Wu Ansu knew what her living treasure-like mommy was waiting for, but she really didn't have that playful mood.
Wu Xia shrugged indifferently and walked over to sit side by side with Wu Ansu.
"Do you regret it now?"
"Hmm...... I'd rather you didn't tell me about that. ”
"That's not what I mean." Wu Xia rolled her eyes, "What do you think now?" ”
"I don't know, it stands to reason that my mind should be very chaotic right now, but in fact it's blank......" Wu Ansu sat on the edge of the bed, his eyes staring at the tips of his shoes without focus.
"Selectively give up thinking, it's really my biological daughter." Wu Xia clasped her arms around her chest, her fingers lightly tapped the corners of her forehead, and the corners of her mouth flashed with a hint of chuckle: "I can't imagine that this little villain is also a romantic seed, just like his father back then, he even dared to do such a bold thing, it really makes people blush and heartbeat when he thinks about it......"
"Mom, are you sure you're here to comfort me?" Wu Ansu was almost not stabbed by Wu Xia's "divine mending knife" and bleed internally.
"Why should I comfort you? When I was a child, I fell down while learning to walk, did I help you? Wu Xia looked surprised.
"Yes, not only do I never help, but I always laugh heartlessly next to me." Wu Ansu said depressedly, if it weren't for the fact that the two of them looked too similar, she would definitely suspect that the unreliable young woman in front of her was actually a stepmother.
"What? Hurt your self-esteem? Do you want me to hold you in my arms like I did when I was a kid and feed you two more mouthfuls of milk? "A young woman still doesn't have the consciousness of being a mother.
"In other words, just like when you were a child, you actually came to see the excitement this time?" Wu Ansu suddenly noticed the insidious intentions of a young woman named her own mother.
"That's right." Wu Xia didn't mean to hide it at all, and nodded happily and admitted, "Of course, if you feel that you can't bear it psychologically, I can also change it to a more spiritual chicken soup statement - I am actually hiding in the shadows and witnessing your growth with tears in my eyes." ”
"Ahem!"
Wu Ansu really almost vomited blood this time, where is this chicken soup for the soul, it is simply arsenic for the soul! can say that the irresponsibility to the child is so straightforward and literary, it is estimated that his mother is so strange and unique in the world.
Wait, there's probably another bastard named Li Mengnan.
But no matter what, being poked by his mother with a knife called "Zhu Xin", the sourness and pain in Wu Ansu's heart subsided a lot.
If there are more lice, it will not itch, if there are more debts, it will not hurt, and if there are more wounds, it will not hurt...... My mother is really playing "shock therapy".
"Well, I'm sure it's time for you to calm down now." Wu Xia suddenly removed the smile on her face and replaced it with a solemn expression that Wu Ansu rarely saw on weekdays, "I know you don't want to think about anything now, but whether you want to or not, things are there, don't come, don't go...... In the final analysis, you always have to give Li Mengnan an explanation, and also give yourself an explanation. ”
"I don't know! Mom, don't push me, okay? Wu Ansu reflexively threw himself on the bed and buried his head deep in the quilt.
Looking at her own baby daughter who had been nested into the nest as an ostrich, Wu Xia sighed silently.
It only takes a moment to remember a person, but it takes a lifetime to forget a person, even if she has already married a wife, it is difficult for her to erase the shadow of Li Hongming in her heart, let alone Wu Ansu, who tasted the sweetness of love for the first time?
Love words hurt people, I'm not afraid that I can't ask for it, I'm afraid that I can't let it go.
"Okay, then I'll ask you in a different way...... Why did you suddenly make such an impulsive decision to open a house? It's not in your character. ”
"Because...... Because he refused to tell me the truth, I obviously gave him a chance to confess to me......" Thinking of Li Mengnan's stupid appearance, Wu Ansu was so angry that he wanted to cry.
"So you want to take a gamble and see if giving away your body will make him feel a bad conscience and confess to you?"
In the end, Wu Xia immediately understood the whole ins and outs, and covered her forehead weakly and said: "I always wanted your heart to be as pure and transparent as crystal, but I never thought that your brain was as smooth as crystal without wrinkles...... Well, in fact, I was not much better than you when I was young, and you can be regarded as a follower. ”
After doing some self-examination in her heart, Wu Xia put her hand on the quilt and said with a sigh of relief: "You have also met Li Mengnan, this child, if you change to another boy, you will be gnawed from the inside to the outside There is not even a slag left, and then you will really fall into the mud feet......"
"Mom! That bastard bullied me so much, why are you still speaking for that bastard? Are you my mom or? Wu Ansu shook his shoulders and said angrily.
"It has to be your mother...... Of course, I still want to if possible. ”
Wu Xia seemed to be a little shy holding her cheek with one hand, as if she was imagining a warm and beautiful picture at some point in the future.
Of course, to some people, this picture may seem strange.
"Xiao Su, the person concerned is a fan, the bystander is clear, Li Mengnan, this kid is actually really good...... When you calm down and think about it, you will understand that if he is really the kind of ruthless scumbag who pulls birds, with his eloquence, you, a little rookie in love, can't resist his sweet words at all, and a few words of coaxing you can make you sit on it and move by yourself...... Bah! I mean, let yourself take the initiative to strip naked and wash him to warm the bed, don't you? ”
Wu Ansu nodded subconsciously, what Wu Xia said was irrefutable facts, and no one could deny it.