NO.5 Little Overlord has endless fun

"Brother Hua" angrily pushed away Wang Jian, who was dragging Ah Ying, staring at him with menacing eyes, there was an urge to peel off the skin and drink blood in his eyes, exuding a morbid mania, just like the expression of any pampered child after being provoked.

Originally, this can't be blamed for his short temper, after all, in his own opinion, this stage play has almost succeeded, the hero mode has just started, as a hero, he is about to explode and save his long-loved goddess from a kind of little hooligan, and then drag the goddess's soft little hand all the way to the river as often seen in TV dramas, and shake his soft hair under the soft eyes of the goddess. Under the starlight in the sky, with the posture of a savior and the tragedy of a face full of blood, he told sΓΉno.5 The goddess of infinite joy of the little overlord: I! It will always protect you!

How nice is that! How wonderful!

But! Who knew that a strange uncle suddenly came out halfway, not only did he dare to pinch the goddess's ears, but the goddess was not even angry at all, but chatted with him enthusiastically.

That's a goddess! It's the goddess of longing! It's a goddess who can masturbate her face compared to her eyes! So now the boy who is carried away by anger doesn't care what the relationship between the sudden neuropathy and the goddess is, even if it is his own father, he has to ask for an explanation for his good intentions today.

"Get me back to school."

Who is the third brother? That's a big bastard who has been rampant in the township since he was six years old, and at the age of sixteen, he can fight eight and win! This pervert can be regarded as having seen strong winds and waves, not to mention his little hooligans, even if the county strips come out, they can't take the third brother.

So the third brother didn't even bother with it, but after saying hello to A-Ying, he casually threw the forty-five yuan on the face of "Brother Hua": "There are five yuan for the storage fee, I have a special principle." ”

Ah Ying rubbed her ears that were hurt by the third brother, and hid with a smile on her face to the girl who was still scared with snot bubbles on her face No.5 Little Overlord Qile whispered endlessly: "Oh, this is my third brother, the one I always tell you, handsome, right?" ”

The snot bubble girl is scared to death now, where does it matter if the third brother is handsome or not, but she was so heartless that she let out three farts in a row, and then cried out.

In the backdrop of the crying, the atmosphere between Wang San'er and the "Brother Hua" began to look weird, the third brother's inappropriate incident and the anger of "Brother Hua" burned, and the stark contrast made the fragile self-esteem of "Brother Hua" suddenly fall like a typhoon.

When a person's self-esteem is extremely frustrated, he will either become depressed or become extremely crazy, this "Brother Hua" typical belongs to the kind of young master-type guy, it is estimated that there is a little force in the family, and he is used to being powerful, how can he tolerate Wang Jian's waste in his eyes. So he was furious on the spot, and no matter how much Wang Jian's combat power surpassed him, he grabbed the third master's neckline when he went up.

"** Get out of with Lao Tzu, otherwise I won't let you get out of my territory!"

Brother Hua's leek-flavored breath sprayed on the third master's face, making the third master, who had always loved cleanliness, feel quite uncomfortable, and turned his head slightly sideways to look at Ah Ying and grimace.

When Ah Ying saw the third master's grimace, she suddenly laughed without a ladylike temperament, and then pointed at the third master and jumped: "Third brother and third brother, don't mess with him, I miss you ......"

I miss you...... I miss you...... I miss you......

These three words kept churning in the mind of "Brother Hua", and then a goddess and this seemingly impoverished uncle appeared in his mind in various poses on the broken bed of a dirty little hotel, and even faintly heard the creaking and shaking of the broken bed.

"I**!"

With a burst of applause, "Brother Hua" picked up the slap and threw it in the face of the third master, so strong that even "Brother Hua" felt that his wrist was about to be dislocated. At that moment, Brother Hua seemed to hear the crisp sound of the slap on the face of the person in front of him.

But the reality is always full of cruelty, his slap didn't touch anything, just so lightning, the third brother just raised his head back lightly and lightly extinguished this seemingly powerful slap.

"Little friend, I told you not to be so irritable."

He took out a free hand and patted "Brother Hua" on the head, there was no ridicule and ridicule in his eyes, just a helpless face. On the contrary, the nosebleed on the face of this "Brother Hua" stained the dark fluff of adolescence on his lips, making his whole face look particularly funny, like Chaplin.

"Let go, Ah Ying is my sister."

"What is your sister! I'm your fiancΓ©e, okay! Third Brother...... People even beat you up, and you said that you will marry me when I grow up. ”

Originally, the third master still wanted to resolve the misunderstanding, but Ah Ying, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, suddenly made up for such a sentence, especially the fake crying "I beat you with a child" directly made the whole conflict intensify.

"Brother Hua" collapsed at that time, and he pounced on Wang Jian like crazy, trying in vain to strangle the pervert in front of him who hooked up with his goddess. But no matter how he tosses, he just can't beat the third master, and even the distance has hardly changed.

The little brothers next to him were also stunned, usually "Brother Hua" is the coolest in their group, he is ruthless, he can often beat others to his knees and beg for mercy when he goes to fight, most of the people here are looking for this pleasure and follow him behind his ass to be a little brother with peace of mind.

But today, the majestic and wise Brother Hua is gone, and a waste Hua who looks useless than a doll with no hair has appeared, and his beating posture is not as good as that of a person in the third grade of primary school, which is too embarrassing to say.

In fact, this can't be blamed on "Brother Hua" after all, after all, no one can see that the third master is actually silently unloading Brother Hua's strength, it seems that he is just a local old hat who is grabbed by someone and is ready to be beaten at any time, but the rhythm of his waist twisting every time is exactly the same as the rhythm of the "Brother Hua".

At this moment, a duck burst out from the group of little rascals: "Go! ”

As soon as the words fell, these people immediately reacted, and they swarmed up one by one, surrounding the third master.

"I'll settle accounts with you later."

The third master let go of the "Brother Hua" who was about to lose his strength, pointed to Ah Ying, who was snickering beside him, and then tidied up his clothes, put his fist on his mouth and coughed: "I advise you to go back and sleep peacefully, don't have nothing to do here." ”

This is quite pale to say, and those who have fought in a group know that there are usually only two kinds of people who will jump out of this cruel word, one is very confident, and the other party will not dare to do it. The other is that the backstage is very hard, and if the other party makes a move, no one wants to run.

But the third master has made it clear that there is no backstage, who has ever seen a noble son walking around in such a costume as he begged for food, and really made a private visit to Weifu? And there is obviously no room for doing this now.

Looking at the situation in front of him, the third master knew that he might not be able to avoid this trouble today, Ah Ying was a goblin who was born to harm people, he knew this many years ago, even if the third master wanted to settle the matter, I am afraid that Ah Ying would stick a foot in it and muddy the water again.

Therefore, the third master shook his head helplessly, took a step forward, and stretched out his hand very lazily, but it was so lazy that before he saw his arm touch someone, the little rascal closest to him had already been pinched by him and hooked to his side. And then "snap" is two slaps.

Then things went very naturally, about fourteen or fifteen high school gangsters, who rushed up to beat Wang Sanye. But many times, before they could react to what was going on, they found themselves on the ground, and then they were kicked in the chest.

This kick is not serious, and it can't hurt the internal organs at all. It can be said that it is not light, and every person who is trampled on has gold stars in his eyes, has difficulty breathing, and cannot get up from lying on the ground for half a day, completely losing his ability to fight.

Only a little guy who tried to sneak up on the third master from behind with a steel pipe was hit on the shoulder by the third master with an elbow, and then threw four or five meters from the back, and rolled on the ground for several meters before stopping, his face and hands were covered with blood that was rubbed out of the sand and stones on the ground.

The whole battle lasted less than a minute, and it was over before even the good people had time to come and watch.

"Hey, boy, do you have any cigarettes?"

The third master, who had ended the battle, came to the only little man who had been squatting on the ground from the beginning and did not dare to step forward, patted him on the shoulder, and stretched out his hand to him: "Here's one." ”

The short man's eyes were full of fear, and he trembled and took out a bag of Hongta Mountain, which had not yet been opened for seven yuan, from his pocket. But after opening it for a long time, he couldn't open the package at all because his hands were shaking, and in the end, he had no choice but to hand the whole pack of cigarettes to the third master with fear.

The third master hummed, took apart the cigarette, and after smoking one, he returned the cigarette to the little man, and helped him straighten his glasses: "Remember, boy." Mixed with these people, you have no future, it is better to study hard and become a useful person like your brother in the future. ”

After finishing speaking, the third master walked to Ah Ying, who was cheering with the girl who was pulling the meat ball, and twisted her ears: "Even the third brother dares to play?" I'm bold now. ”

"Ouch...... Third Brother...... Third Brother...... It hurts......" Ah Ying begged for mercy pitifully: "Uncle let me go." ”

And the third brother took out a broken mobile phone from his pocket and looked at it, and let out a long hum: "It's almost nine o'clock, go back to sleep for Lao Tzu!" ”

"Then you have to send me back, I want to kill you!"

Ah Ying pouted and looked at the third brother pitifully: "You have been gone for so many years, and you have only written me two letters, you are too unrighteous, do you still have my sister in your eyes?" ”

", do you think the 30,000 yuan I prepared for you was washed by the flood? Don't you have time to earn it? ”

"Third brother is the best, let's go...... Let them be here, anyway, that guy's dad will come back to save him, don't worry about it. ”

The third master sighed, followed the footsteps of Ah Ying and the fat girl and walked towards their school, along the way Ah Ying kept shouting to Wang Jian, all kinds of adolescent stories emerged in endlessly, and the third master who listened directly dozed off.

And when they left about ten minutes later, one of the most high-end cars in the county rushed to the open space where Wang Sanye was fighting just now, and then walked from above a short man with four big gold rings, short and fat like a winter melon, and his face was full of oil and water.

"Dad......"

As soon as "Brother Hua" saw him coming, tears flowed down, and his little brothers also cried, and there were even two peeing pants, serious farts and pee......

The short and fat man first helped his son up from the ground, although he severely reprimanded his son and fought with others, but the evil fire in his eyes had already burned to his brain, and anyone knew that this winter melon was really angry today.

"Come with me, I'll take you to apologize."

Although what he said was good, what was he going to apologize to others, but the fierce appearance suddenly made him reveal his true form. After that, he took out his mobile phone studded with gold edges and dialed a number, and then said in a leader's tone: "Xiao Chen, I'm here on Third Street, you can call a few people to come over." ”

"Alright, let's go back to the rest of you."

Winter melon waved his hand at the group of high school students around him, and although they were all urinating, it was obvious that they were not hurt. And those high school students didn't dare to disobey this winter melon, they got up from the ground with a disgraced face, and disappeared into the night in three steps and one turn.

Who is this winter melon? He is the number one person in this small county, although he is not a triad, but he made a fortune by contracting projects, and in this small place where the mountain is high and the emperor is far away, he can probably be regarded as a role that everyone knows and everyone knows, and even the county magistrate has to give him some face.

And as a package project, even if it is not the underworld, most of them will be dyed a little black, after all, the package project is not promised to you in black and white can be started, "and harmonious" to ask those nail households to leave mellow is a necessary condition, so under the hands also raised a few tall and strong, brave and ruthless young people, claiming to be security guards, but in fact, what they do, everyone knows.

After a while, a small bread drove in front of him, and after it stopped steadily, a bunch of people jumped down, all with fierce eyes, and the domineering appearance looked like they were not less powerful in this small place.

"Whoever hit you, take me there."

The winter melon was full of power, and slapped it his son's head: "Go." ”

Not long after finishing speaking, the two cars drove one after the other along the route Wang Jian left with full horsepower, and the momentum can be called a full, and there are not many pedestrians on the road, and they make it even rarer. The roaring sound of the motor also broke the coming tranquility of the small county town.

At this time, Wang Sanye listened impatiently to the chattering Ah Ying talking nonsense. Although the third master knew that this girl had behaved like this since she was a child, it still sounded irritable.

"Third brother! Are you listening to me? A Yingjuanxiu's eyebrows raised: "What kind of attitude do you have?" ”

"What nonsense, I have to rush back to find a job, I don't have the heart to listen to your."

The third master's words are really very lethal, this should be put on the average girl, as long as she is not a slut, she will probably turn around and leave. But Ah Ying grew up with the back of the third master's buttocks, and she knew his virtues very well, so she was still able to remain calm after he said such words that violated the peace of heaven, and stroked her hair very casually:

"Now, third brother. Are you looking for a job to earn money to support me? ”

"As far as your thoughts go, you can roll as far as Lao Tzu goes. I had to make money to marry a daughter-in-law, build a few big tiled houses, raise two pigs, and finally have a baby. Tell me, what's going on with you here? ”

"My ready-made daughter-in-law, ready-made! You can give birth to babies and feed pigs, are you blind? ”

Wang Santou pouted: "." ”

Just as they were talking happily and Ah Ying was about to arrive at the school gate, two cars suddenly jumped out from behind them, braked directly less than ten meters in front of them, and made two terrible squeaks.

Then five or six sturdy men came down from the van, and they surrounded Wang Sanyi in this way. In the end, the winter melon father and son walked down from the only Mercedes-Benz car in the county that was as luxurious as it was luxurious.

"Ouch, look, you're just going to get me in trouble."

Ah Ying slapped the third master's hand twisting his face, and glanced at him with disdain: "It's obviously you who caused trouble, okay." ”

And the winter melon with a fake smile pushed away the two strong men and walked forward, looking the third master up and down, although he felt that the guy in front of him was a little familiar, but he didn't recognize it at all for a while.

"I'm sorry that my son got you in trouble."

Wang Sanye sighed, his mouth was slurking, and then he turned his head to look at Ah Ying: "Look at people, this is called understanding politeness, you learn a little." ”

Ah Ying snorted coldly: "You just wait and see." ”

Winter melon didn't care about Ah Ying, his eyes kept rolling on Wang Sanye, and after wandering around for a long time, he always found that although this person was very familiar, the more he looked at it, the more strange he became. So he suddenly decided that Wang San in front of him was actually just a public face, so he simply let go of his fists and feet, and turning his face was more neat than turning a book.

"I apologized to you, and now that you hit my son, do you have to show it too?"

"Oh, okay."

The third master fumbled in his pocket as he spoke, and after groping, he found a five-yuan bill and handed it over, and then grinned: "This was originally your son who bought my bicycle, and I wanted to find him the money, but then I was greedy and wanted to charge him a storage fee, which is my fault." This is the principal, please smile, save some flowers after you go back, marry a daughter-in-law, build a tiled house and raise a few pigs to have a baby. ”

When Ah Ying heard this, she couldn't hold back at the time, and she burst out laughing, and her saliva squirted out on the face of the winter melon that she fell in love with half of her head.

"** me! Break his leg for me! ”

As soon as the winter melon gave an order, the five or six sturdy "security guards" surrounded the third master in an uproar, and one of them seemed to have a strong fox odor, which almost smoked the third master.

The third master grinned: "I'm ...... every day"

But after finishing speaking, the third master suddenly laughed, and said in his heart, "You two are like the two of you, and you use the same tactics." !!