Chapter 13 Elder Shi Zhenxiang
Looking at Wang Xiaoming and the three of them who were surrounded with a calm face, Shi Zhenxiang was suspicious: "Can't you see that you have been surrounded?" Why are you still so determined! ”
Wang Xiaoming looked at his long skinny skinny, how could he put him in his eyes, and snorted, "I like it, do you have an opinion?" ”
Shi Zhenxiang couldn't hold back his face: "No! The plot shouldn't be like this, you should scream in horror...... What do you want to do! ”
Wang Xiaoming almost laughed and burst into tears, "Please, how could I adopt such an old-fashioned plot, ahaha...... Uh, I'm sorry, please forgive me for my debauchery and low laughter in this life, it's just that your handful of nose hair sticks out of your nostrils, and it's too naughty to move, I can't help but laugh, why should you hurry up, you won't be able to catch up with the second-way car for a while. ”
Shi Zhenxiang jumped like thunder, "fuck! How dare you laugh at me! Brothers, fight the dogs and stick the method, and set up the formation! ”
A dozen beggars immediately picked up bamboo poles and poked the floor in circles, shouting the rhythm in their mouths.
Wang Xiaoming was also drunk when he saw it,! Is this also a dog-beating stick? Are you sure it's not a square dance?
This sound effect, this footwork, this rhythm, even the square dance aunt is more professional than you.
Shi Zhenxiang smiled proudly, "What's the matter, I'm afraid." ”
Qin Shuang and Wang Xiaoming were really speechless, and waved their hands together and said impatiently, "Forget it, I'm afraid of you, I'm convinced, it's okay!" ”
Shi Zhenxiang smiled even more proudly: "Good!" It's good to know that you're afraid, it's none of your business, just stay there. ”
Qin Shuang stopped hearing this, and was just about to speak, Wang Xiaoming grabbed her, "What are you anxious about, you haven't seen Han Xin's punch yet, these thin ribs are not enough for him to warm up!" ”
Qin Shuang thought about it, and was right, forget it, there is a lively look, and if you don't look at it, you won't watch it.
Shi Zhenxiang faced Han Xin, and said in a gloomy voice, "I heard that you asked for food on my territory just now?" ”
Han Xin said, "No, I was standing alone on the side of the street just now, and the old mother saw that I was pitiful, so she kindly helped me, and I didn't ask for it from beginning to end." ”
Shi Zhenxiang sneered: "Hmph! It's the first time I've heard someone say that the food is so fresh and refined, full of literature and art, it seems that you have also studied for two years, which big academy did you graduate. ”
Han Xin said lightly, "Tsinghua Academy, graduated from the Art of War. ”
Shi Zhenxiang was excited when he heard it: "! Department of the Art of War, so you can fight very well! Do you dare to fight me? ”
After speaking, he took off his shirt with a brush, revealing the ribs inside.
Han Xin said: "I don't want to fight today. ”
Shi Zhenxiang said: "I'm bah! I've taken off my clothes, and you actually said you wouldn't fight! You play with me! ”
Wang Xiaoming scolded in his heart, who is so blind that he will play with you.
The more Han Xin tolerated him, the more arrogant Shi Zhenxiang became, only to see him pat the tattoo on his body, "I am a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right!" ”
The tattoo is so beautiful, Wang Xiaoming can't bear to look at it directly, which master who lacks heart and eyes tattooed it for you, White Tiger? It's obviously a Garfield, okay!
Shi Zhenxiang's performance continued, and I saw him pull out a two-foot-long cattle slaughtering knife from his waist, "The old cow is on the waist, the dragon head is on the chest, people block killing, Buddha blocks killing Buddha!" ”
Wang Xiaoming thought silently in his heart, you won, brother knelt for you, please show you that you have to have a lower limit, okay, laughing at the dead will not pay for your life!
The corners of Shi Zhenxiang's mouth showed a smug smile, posed a cool and dazzling pose, and suddenly shouted "Brothers, go!" ”
Maybe it's because the little brothers have been spinning in circles for too long, and they haven't reacted for a while, only one of the little brothers stopped when they heard the sound and was about to attack, but the little brothers behind all of them crashed into each other, and suddenly fell into a large area.
"! What do you stop for! ”
"I'm rubbing, didn't you hear the boss shouting!"
"You're blind! Your rod is up to my chrysanthemum! ”
"You've got my balls......"
Shi Zhenxiang's face became extremely ugly, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching.
Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang almost fainted, could it be that this is the legendary scum with only five combat power?
"Stop!" I thought of it with a loud shout.
Shi Zhenxiang became angry, "Who shouted, stop!" ”
I saw that the lively crowd panicked, and they all gave way and retreated far away.
A group of Great Qin soldiers came over with halberds in their hands.
The leader was a scarface, as soon as he approached, Shi Zhenxiang was scolding and looking for someone to stop, and just turned around, the cattle slaughtering knife pointed at Scarface's chest.
Scarface's face was shocked into a cold sweat, and the soldiers behind him pointed at Shi Zhenxiang with their halberds when they saw this, Shi Zhenxiang broke out in a cold sweat, and the hand holding the knife trembled.
Scarface said angrily, "What do you want to do!" ”
Shi Zhenxiang said in a trembling voice: "No...... Nothing! I'm here...... At...... Picking nose boogers! ”
After speaking, he picked up the cattle slaughtering knife and stirred it twice in his nostrils, "It's clean, hehe, breathing is much smoother......
Scarface yelled, "Are you an idiot for me!" ”
Shi Zhenxiang's hand trembled, and with a "bang", the cattle slaughtering knife fell to the ground.
Scarface said coldly, "If the situation is unstable today, thieves are rampant, and the central government prohibits civilians from carrying weapons of mass destruction without permission, you dare to carry a cattle slaughtering knife to swagger through the market, you obviously want to rebel!" ”
Shi Zhenxiang hurriedly said, "No, my lord, in fact, that stinky boy Han Xin wanted to beat me, and I was forced to wield a knife to protect myself." ”
More than a dozen beggars shouted in unison, "That's right! That's the way it is, we can testify! ”
Qin Shuang stepped forward without thinking about it, and Wang Xiaoming couldn't stop him if he wanted to.
"My lord, this is not the case, in fact, they are aggressive, and Han Xin has always been tolerant."
Scarface's eyes lit up, and that look was eager to swallow Qin Shuang's whole person, "Of course I believe you, great beauty...... Hey, hey, hey, even if you say that the earth is round, I'll believe it...... Hey, hey, hey, hey"
I'll go! The earth is originally round, okay!
Scarface sneered, "Don't worry! Brother, I will definitely help you out of this evil breath...... Hey, hey, hey."
After speaking, he turned his head, "Hmph!" You people, disturb troubles, and destroy the good situation of social harmony and stability, I have to teach you a good lesson today, so that you can remember it for a long time! ”
Shi Zhenxiang whispered, "My lord, what do you want to ......?" ”
Scarface steady, "If you don't want to die, just get through my crotch, I'll be an adult and ignore the villain, just forget it!" ”
When Wang Xiaoming heard it, it's over, isn't this military master dying? What man can stand such an insult? It seems that there is a river of blood, and when there is a chance, I will quickly take Qin Shuang away.
Sure enough, Shi Zhenxiang laughed wildly, "Ahaha...... Drill the crotch? Ahaha...... You actually want our brother to drill the crotch! Ahaha...... You said it earlier! Scared, the Lun family is careful of the liver fluttering, this is not simple, brothers, line up on the ground, go home and sleep after drilling! ”
Now Wang Xiaoming is really down, Shi Zhenxiang, please feel a little ashamed, okay!
Even Scarface himself is about to fall, I can't imagine that there is really such a shameless person in this world, and his posture has increased.
Shi Zhenxiang took more than a dozen disciples, scrambling to drill under the crotch of Scarface's pants, the picture was too beautiful Qin Shuang didn't dare to look at it, and turned his head in disgust.
Seeing the beggars drilling under his crotch like a tide, Scarface himself blushed, and he couldn't hold on to his feet, he just hoped that this group of scum would finish drilling and get out of the way quickly.
But these scum are in high spirits.
"Huh! This, trouble adults to spread their legs a little, I can't get over it! ”
"Wow! What kind of smell does this have, could it be that he hasn't changed Xiao Nene in the past few days? ”
"It's sour! It's unbelievable! Uh-huh! ”
"Smell enough! Get out, it's time for me to smell ......"
Wang Xiaoming held back his internal injuries and almost fainted, this ...... This...... This......
The crowd around laughed, and Scarface gritted his teeth and said, "Get out!" Give me a non-stop roll! ”
Shi Zhenxiang and the others finally understood all of them, stood up, patted the soil, and sang a long song "Canghai laughed...... The tide of the two sides of the strait is surging ...... Ups and downs with the waves, only remember the present! …… Aha,"
Looking at their vanishing backs, the rest of the people stood in the wind and were messy.
This article is from the book king novel