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Li Mengnan didn't say this, but when he said this, Wu An Suden was so angry that he almost vomited three liters of blood.

What does it mean that fertilizer and water do not flow into outsiders' fields? The girl's body should be shown to you in vain, what's going on?

Wu An is angry, but I have to admit that this bastard is right about one thing, this small bandeau spliced by the front and back pieces of the sweatshirt really can't stop the grandeur on her chest, even if she doesn't consider the problem of falling off, she can't wear such a "trendy and avant-garde" clothes!

She is also a celebrity in the police system of Sanshan City, as long as she is a policeman, there is almost no unknown her, if an acquaintance sees her dressed like this, and then spreads it out, she will have no face to go to work in the future.

Therefore, despite his reluctance, Wu Ansu could only force himself to accept Li Mengnan's "charity", took the cotton crewneck white T-shirt with a big-eyed SpongeBob SquarePants printed on his chest from his hand, and gritted his teeth on his body after hesitating for a long time.

Wu Ansu never thought that one day she would take the initiative to wear a man's clothes, and it was the dirty clothes that had just been taken off the other party.

Thinking that this crumpled T-shirt was still sticking to the stinky sweat that Li Mengnan had just run out, and it would soon be "intimately" clinging to her skin, Wu Ansu suddenly had goosebumps, and there was a faint feeling of nausea in his stomach.

Drinking the same bottle of water is called indirect kissing, what should it be called wearing the same clothes? Indirect hugs? Or indirect strokes?

However, when the clothes were put on his body, Wu Ansu unexpectedly let out a soft sigh.

What she didn't expect was that this crumpled old T-shirt was extremely dry, without the sticky and damp feeling of being soaked in sweat at all, not even the slightest smell of sweat, only a little bit of unspeakable but nice smell.

Wu Ansu faintly felt that this smell seemed to have been smelled somewhere before, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

"How are your clothes dry?"

Wu Ansu was a little puzzled, just before Li Mengnan took off her clothes, she also clearly saw that there were dark traces of sweat on the front chest and back of this T-shirt, even if the weather was dry and hot, it would not be steamed dry in the blink of an eye, right?

"Do you like the original? Isn't it, armed police officer, you have such a heavy taste? Li Mengnan was stunned for a moment, and then a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"You give me death! I'm just curious! ”

Wu Ansu couldn't help but scold himself secretly, knowing that Li Mengnan, a bastard, was a slut who would take advantage of it if he was cheap, and he would take advantage of it if he didn't have a cheap advantage, so he had to ask him more. Isn't that a chance to give him a chance to make a fortune for nothing......

Li Mengnan just smiled and didn't answer.

Of course, he will not sue Wu Ansu, this is because he used the "deception technique" to remove all the sweat and dust from his clothes.

Even though the "Celestial Deception" could only be used for three seconds a day, and no matter how short the time was, this non-continuous use would take up a whole second of precious credit, he couldn't let a girl go to a wet suit that was covered in his stinky sweat.

He doesn't mind playing hardcore once in a while, but he's still very disciplined in some ways.

Of course, in fact, he can also use the same method to move a new clothes, or directly restore Wu Ansu's torn sweatshirt to its original state, after all, this is only a purely physical displacement change, and it is still easy to do it with the characteristics of "deception".

However, this completely unsolvable trick is too terrifying in the eyes of ordinary people, and it is not like it can be explained by light and shadow or mechanism on the stage, and he does not want to cause unnecessary trouble.

As a qualified trickster, in addition to mystery, you must also learn to keep a low profile.

"Come, armed police officer, come up." Li Mengnan leaned down and motioned for Wu Ansu to grab his hand.

Wu Ansu was angry, how could he give Li Mengnan a good look, as soon as he opened Li Mengnan's hand, he stepped on the edge of the drainage canal and was about to come up.

It's a pity that she overestimated her body at the moment, and when she got up, her knees suddenly weakened, and the whole person fell back again.

This time, Li Mengnan didn't miss again, grabbed Wu Ansu's wrist and forcibly dragged her backward figure back.

"Ouch!"

Before the frightened Wu Ansu could speak, his feet suddenly softened again and threw himself forward into Li Mengnan's arms.

Her handsome thin eyebrows were tightly twisted, her lips were bitten white, and fine beads of sweat were faintly overflowing from the corners of her forehead, as if she was enduring some kind of pain.

Li Mengnan didn't have to look down, as long as she felt Wu Ansu's unbalanced body center of gravity at the moment, as well as the strength of her two hands, she knew that she must have sprained her foot when she was going up the steps just now.

However, in order to show his kindness and innocence, Li Mengnan still asked with concern: "What's wrong?" Broken foot? ”

"Humph! No...... Don't worry about it! ”

Wu Ansu really couldn't complain about Li Mengnan this time, after all, she had to be angry and force herself to go up the steps, but she didn't want to let the bastard in front of her see her jokes like this, so she endured the heart-piercing pain in her left ankle and limped to the side of the road.

Usually there are many taxis on this road, but now it is the National Day holiday, almost the entire Sanshan City taxis are running in the city, and occasionally a few taxis pass by with passengers.

Wu Ansu stood under the sun and waved for about ten minutes, but he couldn't wait for an empty car.

As for the buses...... The nearest stop sign is at the other end of the tunnel, at least 500 meters away.

There is no village in front of the village, and there is no store in the back, this sentence can best describe the state of Wu Ansu and Li Mengnan at the moment.

Wu Ansu wanted to try to stop a private car and ask for a ride, but he didn't want those private cars that had passed by in a row to drive with full throttle, and he didn't mean to stop at all, as if he couldn't see her at all.

"Damn, why don't these cars stop? Usually I stop as soon as I raise my hand......" Wu Ansu gritted his teeth and said hatefully.

"Sister, you usually wear a police uniform, right? Don't say you raise your hand, even if you look at it, they will be scared to pee, dare not stop? Li Mengnan was shirtless and bored squatting on the side of the road counting ants.

"How can they be so impersonal? Aren't they afraid that someone is really in a hurry? Wu Ansu still didn't believe in evil, and waved when he saw the car.

"I guess they're more afraid of fishing law enforcement...... There is no store in front of the village and no store in the back, and suddenly someone wants to take a ride, and you dare to stop? Li Mengnan threw away the branch playing with ants and clapped his hands and got up, looked at Wu Ansu a few times, and said: "Maybe you can try to lift up your trouser legs, and slowly touch your hands along the roots of your thighs, that's how they are played in movies......"